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[–]plazmamuffin 0 points1 point ago

43..........

[–]MyDickIsAPotato 2 points3 points ago

Mine was also 43 :0

[–]plazmamuffin 0 points1 point ago

Dude! We must be like... Brothers or something.

[–]MyDickIsAPotato 2 points3 points ago

Hi, I'm mydickisapotato, I'm your long lost twin.

[–]plazmamuffin 1 point2 points ago

I always knew I had a twin! No one believed me! I knew I could just feel someone else existence intertwined with mine. Have you heard the voices too?

[–]MyDickIsAPotato 2 points3 points ago

Yes. They speak wisdom. However I find myself being too afraid to tempt fate, ad lead the dangerous life they propose. Simply put. They make me cry at night. They yell at me. Then yesterday, a magnificent thing happened. I grew a pair. I followed the voices and journeyed to my computer. I logged into reddit as per usual, but something strange directed me to a particular subreddit. I clicked on this post and did the math. I had been successfully trolled. Or so I thought. When u saw it. The number the voices spoke of. The answer to the universe. Plus one. 43. And I knew. So now troll op can blow me. For he has led me not down the path of humility, but brotherhood.

[–]plazmamuffin 0 points1 point ago

Alas twin, a similar happenstance occurred from my point of view too. They voices started one my seventh birthday, right when I blew out the candles. My wish was for a scooter (which I did end up getting), but the voices started talking to me in a foreign language, though I could hear one word: "Scooter". Eventually I began to understand they language of the voices and I did not like what they said one bit. They used words like "Pwnd" or "Newb". They harassed me everyday by throwing insults at me until I had the guts to stand up to them. One day I during middle school I made the decision to do this and right when I came to this epitome, I uncontrollably started shouting in the language of the voices. The next thing I remembered was being in the school nurses office with my counselor. I told her about the voices and how they harassed me, told me to do unspeakable deeds. She was very understanding and promised that she would help. I wanted her to keep this a secret and she promised. For the next few days I spent all of class in her office discussing the voices. We tried talking to them and slowly we gained knowledge. It became a regular schedule for me to see my counselor once a week after we got a primary basis of knowledge of the voices. Within two months I started learning how to control them, of course complete control wasn't really possible, but I could keep them from being so rude. Flash forward to the date of this post. I was discussing modern architecture with the voices and mentioned the architecture subreddit. When they heard the name Reddit, they started yelling. I forced them to calm down and they urged me to get on and start browsing. I browsed for hours with the only words from the voices being "just keep searching" (this is a very rough translation). At one point I stumbled upon this post and ended up falling for this clever antic with and answer pressed to me by the voices. 43. "43" they said. They kept repeating it until I took control of them again. They told me that I needed to sleep, so I did. When I awoke I found your post, leading me to find out about my long lost twin. Why, twin, do you think the voices brought us together, why did they start talking to us in the first place?

[–]MyDickIsAPotato 1 point2 points ago

A most remarkable story indeed. You are far braver than I. As for why now? Why here? And for what purpose? I am unsure. Since the finding of this post, the voices are mere whispers. I have tried to derive an answer to the conundrum that is our relationship, but I anticipate it will be to no avail. Perhaps time will tell. Maybe we will come across an event or sign that will guide us. Maybe we will come in proximity of one another and intuition will take hold. Or maybe we are being played the fool in an overlords bag of pranks. And op has opened the doors of a life of undying embarrassment and humiliation. I fear that I have not the answers you are looking for, but the answers you deserve, the answered you need right now. You may not like it any more than I, but all I know is that there is some significance to this trail of events, and we can only search for the answers for the innate feelings within me have determined nothing. Our answers are in the world around us, but also within us. We must only initiate the search, and the answers will find us.

[–]plazmamuffin 1 point2 points ago

So it has come time to push away from this meeting of fate and sail into the great sea of life. Let fate guide us. While it contextually seems that the winds may lead us to misfortune and humiliation, we can know this: the other is out there, somewhere, going through the same thing. Until we meet again, and have discovered more answers, goodbye brother i will miss you dearly. Don't forget to leave a good legacy where ever your travels take you if possible.

[–]MyDickIsAPotato 1 point2 points ago

Alas, you as well. Take care. It has been most enlightening discovering you. Fair travels, I look forwarding to seeing your mark in history.

[–]TGIHannah 0 points1 point ago

YOU MADE ME DO UNNECESSARY MATHS!

[–]easycumeasyhoe 0 points1 point ago

Well played sir. I enjoyed the part where it took me 10 minutes to figure out because I blow at math.

[–]iiLuzi0n 0 points1 point ago

163... lol wat

[–]expert_mode 0 points1 point ago

stop reposting!!

[–]Dont_Panic_Im_Here -1 points0 points ago

Heh, you bastard