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[–]HowYaGuysDoin 101 points102 points ago

Why on earth would you give a five year old an energy drink.

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[–]PlumDrop 60 points61 points ago

You realize that can potentially kill some young children? You're a fucking idiot.

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[–]djspacebunny 26 points27 points ago

You're fucking stupid. Joking about that is disgusting. You might give some other jackass an idea to do the same thing, you karma whoring bastard.

[–]ShadowFuris 13 points14 points ago

I'm a bit curious about this conversation now.

[–]lostNcontent 12 points13 points ago

Yeah, I really want to know what he said.

[–]jsake 7 points8 points ago

Probably that he was joking... and the gif was kinda funny, as long as he didn't actually give a 5 year old a monster.
Because that shit could seriously fuck up a little one.

[–]PlumDrop 3 points4 points ago

Yup, that's pretty much what was said but in a more "I'm tough because I'm on the internet" way.

[–]djspacebunny 2 points3 points ago

He said something along the lines of "calm down, can't you take a fucking joke" to which my pmsing girl hormones went NUTS. Guys, it's not funny. You don't give kids this stuff, it's harmful to their health. Also, this was a blatant karma whoring post that he made up. Come on now... it's just fucking imaginary internet points.

[–]ShadowFuris 0 points1 point ago

lol for "imaginary internet points."

But I completely agree. I get the same way when people give their kids cigarettes or alcohol.

[–]HowYaGuysDoin -1 points0 points ago

IIRC, it was something stupid like "for lulz"

[–]ilwolf 61 points62 points ago

Children can die from caffeine toxicity. The girl who died from two energy drinks was 14; one might be harmful for a five-year-old.

In other words, don't do it again.

[–]TheIvoryNun 14 points15 points ago

I agree, energy drinks are not for children, but it should be pointed out that the girl in the article had a heart condition as well.

[–]ilwolf 4 points5 points ago

You're right, she did, but I think it's a better idea to just not give them to any child, it's not worth the risk. Would a kid who thinks it's a great idea to give his 5-year-old cousin an energy drink know whether or not he had a common heart condition? I'm guessing probably not, so it's just safer not to do it.

[–]Thor4269 1 point2 points ago*

at age 14 two monsters was a warm up... I used to drink almost 8 a day... I think there is a website that calculates how many energy drinks it would take to kill you, ill try to find it and report back

edit: found it

[–]tolerantlychaotic 40 points41 points ago

What a terribly irresponsible thing to do.

[–]brianbrianbrian 8 points9 points ago

You're a fucking asshole. Or a liar.

You're worse than one of those parents who gives their babies soda in a bottle. Because you're fucking up someone else's kid with your fucktardedness.

[–]Acid-Trip 1 point2 points ago

Plus an energy drink is far worse than soda.

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[–]sachegrande 9 points10 points ago

The other day an 8 year old friend of my niece told me she drank coffee because it helped with her migraines. ಠ_ಠ

[–]feenikz 0 points1 point ago

That could actually be true..

[–]wovaka 0 points1 point ago

wait? so it´s not normal drinking coffee from the age of 3?

[–]Coach_Seven 0 points1 point ago

3 = 8? Whoa.

[–]wovaka 0 points1 point ago

no but well 3 is certainly less. the reason i said it is because i began drinking coffee when i was about 3 or so.

[–]alendiel 0 points1 point ago

Caffeine is one of the best quick remedies for migraines, so that's not surprising.

[–]LordoftheGodKings 22 points23 points ago

Giving a kid a monster is wrong. Fucking listening to 100 people call the OP stupid is just annoying.

How about 1 person calls OP a moron and then everyone else upvotes that comment?

Blah blah blah.

[–]ishkabibbel2000 0 points1 point ago

Whoa is the circlejerk.

[–]IEatRosaryBeads -1 points0 points ago

Im guessing you choose you?

[–]smoakme -3 points-2 points ago

Some of us may find it to be entertaining...

[–]GallifreyanRavenclaw 2 points3 points ago

BITCH I'M TERRY CREWS

[–]WhiteGuyThatCantJump 2 points3 points ago

I doubt that this was your 5 year old cousin.

[–]MikeCereal 2 points3 points ago

what a responsible, intelligent, moral, upstanding, caring thing to do for a child who's practically a toddler. you fucking fuck. people get sick and die from those things in case you're new to planet earth.

[–]GuyintheArmy 4 points5 points ago

this actually made me laugh pretty loud. so upvote for that. but slap on wrist for monster to kid

[–]seedsofchaos1 0 points1 point ago

I actually chuckled pretty well on this one too. Irresponsible but hilarious to think about... I'm so torn...

[–]AdmiralOnion 1 point2 points ago

Damn. Your 5 year old cousin is ripped. Seriously though, probably not a good idea, m'kay?

[–]dwhipwhipple 1 point2 points ago

Who set off the PC bomb in here

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That was really stupid.

[–]ishkabibbel2000 1 point2 points ago

Then you're a bad fucking cousin. That shit's not meant for 5 year olds, assclown.

[–]jerseyg67 1 point2 points ago

You're an ass.

[–]Skopos 1 point2 points ago

Have an uncle and an aunt who gives sips/half of an energy drink to my young cousins. Kids don't need energy drinks, and that is coming from a college engineering student who goes though a lot of them.

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[–]Cemo9999 0 points1 point ago

Unrelated to irresponsibelity, what Ad is the .gif from?

[–]Kurskovich 0 points1 point ago

Your cousin is very well built.

[–]RobertJ93 0 points1 point ago

Your five year old has such supple muscle tone, when did he go through puberty? Like... Conception?

[–]Durtt 0 points1 point ago

Oh god, it's not a good idea. You are right.

[–]heroPerforce 0 points1 point ago

He's like the Kool-Aid man for a new generation.

[–]Pieloi 0 points1 point ago

Atleast only give them a tiny portion of the can next time, I can't handle more than half a can before starting to die.

[–]JD_Crichton 0 points1 point ago

Well isnt everyone mad at op. Too bad hes a cousin not parents so the anger is misguided.

[–]GlassMuffins 0 points1 point ago

This is Reddit, it doesn't really matter if the headline is real or not. Yeah, if it was real, this guy wasn't very smart. I don't care, this is Reddit.

I love this gif but your title made me laugh out loud. I'm in a library, have my upvote.

[–]metalbladex4 0 points1 point ago

Never fucking breed you son of a bitch

[–]PixelizedApe 0 points1 point ago

Please don't tell me you're serious.

[–]HerroPreeze 0 points1 point ago

Seriously though, who hangs their clothes up in the laundry room? That's just weird.

[–]CypherKenni 0 points1 point ago

I'm tired of this "think of the children" bullshit.

Fuck the children.

[–]krogers1337 0 points1 point ago

how dare you give your 5 year old cousin a waverunner!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

You should be arrested.

Quack.

[–]MrSomeone317 0 points1 point ago

Puh-Puh-Puh-Puh-Puh-Pu-Power!

[–]augustof86 0 points1 point ago

idiot

[–]drunkboarder 0 points1 point ago

this gif made me laugh

[–]IdueceI 0 points1 point ago

Why would you let a five year old on a jetski?

[–]NCC74656 -1 points0 points ago

my friends mother useto give her kid a teaspoon of wine if they were bouncing off the walls. would put them to sleep in side of half an hour