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This is one of those cases where knowing the background story makes you go WTF even more. (i.imgur.com)
submitted 6 months ago by lgspeck
[–]GloriousHam 131 points132 points133 points 6 months ago
Every time I see this all I can think about is salmonella.
[–]thepeterjohnson 57 points58 points59 points 6 months ago
Salmonella, and how it just became an STD.
[–]basically 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
i read that in a news reporter's voice.
"Salmonella is now an STD... and your kids actually want it!? More tonight at 11."
[–]stack_trace 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
"Tonight, on Sick Sad World"
[–]TedasaurusRex 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
same :|
[–]dirtydan92 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
least she doesn't reak of fish
[–]Priff 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
EDIT: never mind me, I was wrong. :P
[–]impala26 -6 points-5 points-4 points 6 months ago
Dude, it's chicken, not salmon.
/s
[–]lgspeck[S] 59 points60 points61 points 6 months ago
Background story.
[–]spongypants3 25 points26 points27 points 6 months ago
this is even worse than the hipster spaghettio incident....
[–]positronus 13 points14 points15 points 6 months ago
I missed that one. What was the story?
[–]spongypants3 33 points34 points35 points 6 months ago
basically this hipster in a room full of hipsters starts ranting about how meaningless the world and how meaningless the meanings we put into these so called meanings are. she starts smearing dirt all over her, meaning we apply shitty meaning to this seemingly meaningless life that we live all the while spewing random syllables that are left up to how we interpret what they mean and then she takes off her shirt meaning she wants to remove the shitty meanings that she applies to everyday life. and instead of taking her pants off like a normal person would, she cuts a hole in her...jeggings and shoves spaghettios up her pooter, queefs it out all over her floor and than leaves, leaving the meaning of this seemingly meaningless jesture up to how the viewer might want it to mean.
oh the irony, all this video means is shes fucking retarded because it took her literally two and a half minutes to open a can of spaghettios ಠ_ಠ
[–]MrFancyman 17 points18 points19 points 6 months ago
Seriously, how did she take so long to open that thing.
[–]CherikeeRed 9 points10 points11 points 6 months ago
Totally. Complete honesty here; the inability to operate a fucking can opener just completely invalidates her as a person to me. Her thoughts, her dreams, her motives, her passions, thoughts, and follies, rendered meaningless by being a complete cock-up at opening cans. How do you fuck that up? What does it look like when she uses a corkscrew? It must be a bloodbath.
[–]Hubbell 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
In her defense, I've had some piece of shit can openers. Had to resort to a hammer and a butter knife a few times growing up.
[–]marquizzo 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
I couldn't have put it better myself. Sounds like you really understood the meaning of her performance.
[–]RoboFlange 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Ah, good old Interior Semiotics.
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Sometimes I wonder if some artists are just high school stoners who never realized that the stupid crap they come up with when high isn't actually that meaningful.
[–]samjowett 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Some?
[–]easycumeasyhoe 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
link please
[–]11jeckley 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
It's right above you.
[–]chipolux 15 points16 points17 points 6 months ago
Just take a fucking look at what our society has come to!
[–]skinnymidwest 21 points22 points23 points 6 months ago
Am I the only that that got pissed off by this dumb shit? That literally meant nothing.... It's shit like this.
[–]WatchYourTone 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
Hipsters will take nothing and inject highschool english meaning into it SPECIFICALLY so you won't get it. You can't, you won't. That's the drug they make.
[–]quickexit 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
seriously. it makes me cringe. and i get mad for no rational reason knowing that people like this exist. for sure this is the dumbest thing i've ever seen in my life.
[–]a_derp_in_thailand -4 points-3 points-2 points 6 months ago
that can...could have been donated to the starving... instead she stuffed it in her ass to make a point... possibly 3 starving children could have been saved by that food and she chose to waste it to prove her point to her peers... now that is the true meaning of meaningless, her life
[–]omg_my_ex_is_crazy 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
i don't know where the woman was, but I doubt she is anywhere that a can of spaghettios is the difference between life and death of anyone.
[–]a_derp_in_thailand 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
maybe not around her house, but what about the next neighbor hood? around the next town? or simply put, to a foundation or donation? I don't know, in our country, wasting food is quite... disturbing
[–]jtroll -2 points-1 points0 points 6 months ago
Yeah, because being on reddit making comments is helping so many people?
hold on a sec... I'm gonna delete my reddit account and go save the world
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
Weirdest boner...
I want a .gif of the camera guy at 5:52-5:55 and his "WTF? Should I clap.... let me look at the other person" expression.
[–]tothesource 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
Those S'ghettios sure were hard to open.
[–]Wodniw 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
The can opener didn't understand the meaning of its creation, therefore it wouldn't cooperate.
[–]tothesource 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
It's shit. We're all shit!
[–]bigassbertha 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
It's been a while since I've been genuinely disturbed by something on the internet. Thank you for that trip down memory lane.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
what the fucking fuck
[–]cl0udaryl 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
So many hipsters in the one place. Perfect opportunity to lessen the numbers.
EDIT: Just got to the part were she starts talking, I don't even...
[–]CherikeeRed 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Takes a while to figure out the can opening fiasco isn't part of the act.
[–]Pretiacruento 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
That was very... uh... ironic.
[–]FrankZappasNose 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Yea that made me feel terrible. Genuinely disturbed. What an unfamiliar and horrible feeling.
[–]silly_sod 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I don't think I've ever been this confused.
[–]mangione91 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I don't even like SpaghettiO's.
[–]GeoGeoGeoGeo 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
errytime
Way to repost, Repost.
[–]errytime 50 points51 points52 points 6 months ago
[–]Jorru 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
....what? NO! BAD ERRYTIME GUY!
[–]zombiebunnie 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
Activist of the group Voina named Vacuous Cunt With Inconceivably Huge Tits
Interesting translation...
[–]Noxtavious 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
And yet only a half truth.
[–]kent_eh 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
Love the title: How to snatch a chicken.
[–]filladellfea 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
Yeah, totally. It's art. That's the ticket.
[–]mtux96 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
mmm.. I'm going to have to take up shoplifting and start calling it art as well. "There's no problem here officer... I'm creating art."
[–]marquizzo 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
This video really grinds my gears. It's got pretentious asshole artists, theft, awful parenting, terrible hygiene, what appears to be feces on cardboard, and an absolute disrespect for the owners of the store and its other patrons. All in the name of a pointless and obscure "work of activism"? Fuck those idiots. I hope she got salmonella.
I'm angry now.
[–]basically 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
how to snatch a chicken.
that article was worth it for that one pun.
[–]blueberryicecream 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Well..
[–]cl0udaryl 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Is that sign smeared in shit? Jesus, what even...
[–]napierw 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
lol germans
[–]jimitonic 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Extremely Relevant
[–]xG33Kx 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
How to snatch chicken
http://static.tumblr.com/bm7cgai/J1ym0smni/happy-i-see-what-you-did-there-clean-l.png
[–]nilleftw -1 points0 points1 point 6 months ago
Artists. Why am I even surprised?
[–]mildly_inappropriate 12 points13 points14 points 6 months ago
Well it's... justa - simple fact... when I want some chickin' an' I don't wanna pay for eh-it! I shove that... bird up my twat, shove that bird up my twa-hawt!
[–]positronus 56 points57 points58 points 6 months ago
Back in Russia that's how we used to marinade the chicken. Leave it there for 5 hours, then 2 hours in the oven - best chicken you ever had.
Oh, also if you want that special spicy taste make the host eat a lot of spicy food (Mexican will do) during that special time of the month - guaranteed success. Red chicken looks and tastes just like it was smothered in paprika.
[–]anpwn 41 points42 points43 points 6 months ago
I am Russian and you are full of shit. You leave it there over night, not for 5 hours.
[–]positronus 10 points11 points12 points 6 months ago
I stand corrected. This man knows his chicken preparation traditions.
[–]CUNTASAURUS_REX 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
I'm prehistoric and what is this?
[–]Baroliche 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
If you put it in the oven, would it rise?
[–]terref 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
Actually it would probably be called a brine more than a marinade in this case....
still... ಠ_ಠ
[–]blood_fart 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
Brines are salty. Marinades are acidic. Twats are acidic.
[–]positronus 11 points12 points13 points 6 months ago
Give this man PhD in twatomy.
[–]terref 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I yield - you clearly have more cooking knowledge than mine - for some reason I thought brines were acidic! :D
[–]FishDaddyMan 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
what the actual fuck
[–]drewsus 1 point2 points3 points 5 months ago
ever since they started charging for grocery bags, we have had to get creative.
[–]tothesource 8 points9 points10 points 6 months ago
She looks like pills were involved. Namely Xanax.
[–]luckyratfoot 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I noticed that too. Xanax is a hell of a drug.
[–]SchroeKatz 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Nope, its art
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she stuck a raw chicken up her vag, or the fact that they were planning on eventually eating it afterwards.
[–]lfjui 7 points8 points9 points 6 months ago
When you need cock, you need cock.
[–]Mstophatgirl 26 points27 points28 points 6 months ago
I have the strangest boner right now...And I'm a girl.
[–]positronus 26 points27 points28 points 6 months ago
May be it's the chicken coming out?
[–]herseys 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
I'm pretty sure this is how bird flu started.
[–]superradguy 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Looks like it could be a scene from always sunny.
[–]nthensome 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Art.
Yes, art.
[–]eruptedsteel 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago
Looks like she has a willy in the second to last. Hehehehe
[–]Ell975 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
I actually thought that was the point, until I saw the context
[–]BogdanD 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
That.....that voids the return policy, right? Right guys?
[–]Blackgeesus 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
i hear by announce my resignation from the internet
[–]Awen89 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I hear ya...
[–]totemo 2 points3 points4 points 6 months ago
Why are these pictures in reverse order?
[–]irjooo 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
She is stealing that chicken right?
[–]LNL_HUTZ 50 points51 points52 points 6 months ago
You're missing the point. She is snatching that chicken!
[–]irjooo 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
You are a fucking genius! I died laughing.
[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 6 months ago
Wrong. She is fucking stealing that chicken! :)
[–]positronus 4 points5 points6 points 6 months ago
No, this how artificial insemination is done in the future.
[–]crickey23 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
This makes me think of Pink Flamingos. :(
[–]thatguy73 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
We really need to thin our gene pool!
[–]Fisting_Village 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
It's like she's trying to steal it...
[–]LvilleCards5 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I must have missed this episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
[–]rjdrilla 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
This is how the zombie virus starts!
[–]steakmykittens 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
i found this easy to fap to.
[–]Kedem 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
true artists don't shave their pussy.
[–]Steffi2102 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
let's just hope she didn't put it back afterwards so someone else could buy it.
[–][deleted] 6 months ago
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[–]romerom 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
came here looking for that vid
[–]DeepMidWicket 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
i think its safe to say we ALL did
[–]torilikefood 5 points6 points7 points 6 months ago
Is that Blake Lively?
[–]lecia89 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
I was thinking the same thing at first.
[–]skinnymidwest 1 point2 points3 points 6 months ago
Awwww, shes so cute :)
[–]keyboardsex 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I have the weirdest boner right now.
[–]caitlinnormal 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I just threw up in my mouth
[–]unbuiltnuke 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
That looks like my grocery store!
[–]AbandonedIdentity 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
At least it's seasoned by the time they get it home.
[–]Painkiller90 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
wat?
[–]angryratman 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I love the internet.
[–]liverpoop 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Just glad she didn't put it back.
[–]woizard 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
she was having way too much fun shoving that chicken in her snatch.
[–]jtbeith 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
i. can't. unsee. that.
[–]KingFister 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Shoulda used a canned chicken. Easy slide
[–]yahoo_bot 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
I think she just got tired of fisting.
[–]sethky 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
From the article: Ich glaube, der Spruch „What the fuck“ hat noch nie besser gepasst… ähm.
Ich stimme voellig zu.
[–]Frack-Star 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Until now I have never wanted to eat raw chicken.
[–]kluda06 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
omg. i was eating a cookie and clicked on this. wtf.
[–]hiltonking 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Great way to steal shit.
[–]andiW 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
Salmonella has never been this sexy.
[–]phazshifter11 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
THOSE CRACK EYES...
[–]fannyalgersabortion 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
This reminds me of Janes Addiction
[–]paulieindy 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago
Fap
[–]arachnophilia 0 points1 point2 points 6 months ago
no it's not. i got three letters into the title: "ART-" and went "oh, okay. that makes perfect sense then."
[–]PornoPaul -1 points0 points1 point 6 months ago
Could not fap to either pictures or hipster video... today is a bad day
[–]mtchen8 -9 points-8 points-7 points 6 months ago
Just came from 4chan eh?
[–]lgspeck[S] 6 points7 points8 points 6 months ago
Actually, I'm still there. No offense to anyone, but I go to 4chan more often than Reddit. Feels more like home.
[–]mtchen8 -5 points-4 points-3 points 6 months ago
I meant the WTF thread. No one leaves 4chan completely.
[–]kinboyatuwo -5 points-4 points-3 points 6 months ago
I saw this coming.
He dared her to shop lift She was scared. He said chicken He said stupid blonde
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is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
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