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[–]GloriousHam 131 points132 points ago

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Every time I see this all I can think about is salmonella.

[–]thepeterjohnson 57 points58 points ago

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Salmonella, and how it just became an STD.

[–]basically 3 points4 points ago

i read that in a news reporter's voice.

"Salmonella is now an STD... and your kids actually want it!? More tonight at 11."

[–]stack_trace 10 points11 points ago

"Tonight, on Sick Sad World"

[–]TedasaurusRex 2 points3 points ago

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same :|

[–]dirtydan92 5 points6 points ago

least she doesn't reak of fish

[–]Priff 0 points1 point ago

EDIT: never mind me, I was wrong. :P

[–]lgspeck[S] 59 points60 points ago

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[–]spongypants3 25 points26 points ago

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this is even worse than the hipster spaghettio incident....

[–]positronus 13 points14 points ago

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I missed that one. What was the story?

[–]spongypants3 33 points34 points ago

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basically this hipster in a room full of hipsters starts ranting about how meaningless the world and how meaningless the meanings we put into these so called meanings are. she starts smearing dirt all over her, meaning we apply shitty meaning to this seemingly meaningless life that we live all the while spewing random syllables that are left up to how we interpret what they mean and then she takes off her shirt meaning she wants to remove the shitty meanings that she applies to everyday life. and instead of taking her pants off like a normal person would, she cuts a hole in her...jeggings and shoves spaghettios up her pooter, queefs it out all over her floor and than leaves, leaving the meaning of this seemingly meaningless jesture up to how the viewer might want it to mean.

oh the irony, all this video means is shes fucking retarded because it took her literally two and a half minutes to open a can of spaghettios ಠ_ಠ

[–]MrFancyman 17 points18 points ago

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Seriously, how did she take so long to open that thing.

[–]CherikeeRed 9 points10 points ago

Totally. Complete honesty here; the inability to operate a fucking can opener just completely invalidates her as a person to me. Her thoughts, her dreams, her motives, her passions, thoughts, and follies, rendered meaningless by being a complete cock-up at opening cans. How do you fuck that up? What does it look like when she uses a corkscrew? It must be a bloodbath.

[–]Hubbell 0 points1 point ago

In her defense, I've had some piece of shit can openers. Had to resort to a hammer and a butter knife a few times growing up.

[–]marquizzo 2 points3 points ago

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I couldn't have put it better myself. Sounds like you really understood the meaning of her performance.

[–]RoboFlange 1 point2 points ago

Ah, good old Interior Semiotics.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Sometimes I wonder if some artists are just high school stoners who never realized that the stupid crap they come up with when high isn't actually that meaningful.

[–]samjowett 0 points1 point ago

Some?

[–]easycumeasyhoe 0 points1 point ago

link please

[–]11jeckley 1 point2 points ago

It's right above you.

[–]chipolux 15 points16 points ago

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[–]skinnymidwest 21 points22 points ago

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Am I the only that that got pissed off by this dumb shit? That literally meant nothing.... It's shit like this.

[–]WatchYourTone 8 points9 points ago

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Hipsters will take nothing and inject highschool english meaning into it SPECIFICALLY so you won't get it. You can't, you won't. That's the drug they make.

[–]quickexit 0 points1 point ago

seriously. it makes me cringe. and i get mad for no rational reason knowing that people like this exist. for sure this is the dumbest thing i've ever seen in my life.

[–]a_derp_in_thailand -4 points-3 points ago

that can...could have been donated to the starving... instead she stuffed it in her ass to make a point... possibly 3 starving children could have been saved by that food and she chose to waste it to prove her point to her peers... now that is the true meaning of meaningless, her life

[–]omg_my_ex_is_crazy 2 points3 points ago

i don't know where the woman was, but I doubt she is anywhere that a can of spaghettios is the difference between life and death of anyone.

[–]a_derp_in_thailand 0 points1 point ago

maybe not around her house, but what about the next neighbor hood? around the next town? or simply put, to a foundation or donation? I don't know, in our country, wasting food is quite... disturbing

[–]jtroll -2 points-1 points ago

Yeah, because being on reddit making comments is helping so many people?

[–]a_derp_in_thailand 0 points1 point ago

hold on a sec... I'm gonna delete my reddit account and go save the world

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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Weirdest boner...

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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I want a .gif of the camera guy at 5:52-5:55 and his "WTF? Should I clap.... let me look at the other person" expression.

[–]tothesource 5 points6 points ago

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Those S'ghettios sure were hard to open.

[–]Wodniw 10 points11 points ago

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The can opener didn't understand the meaning of its creation, therefore it wouldn't cooperate.

[–]tothesource 1 point2 points ago

It's shit. We're all shit!

[–]bigassbertha 2 points3 points ago

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It's been a while since I've been genuinely disturbed by something on the internet. Thank you for that trip down memory lane.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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what the fucking fuck

[–]cl0udaryl 1 point2 points ago

So many hipsters in the one place. Perfect opportunity to lessen the numbers.

EDIT: Just got to the part were she starts talking, I don't even...

[–]CherikeeRed 1 point2 points ago

Takes a while to figure out the can opening fiasco isn't part of the act.

[–]Pretiacruento 0 points1 point ago

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That was very... uh... ironic.

[–]FrankZappasNose 0 points1 point ago

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Yea that made me feel terrible. Genuinely disturbed. What an unfamiliar and horrible feeling.

[–]silly_sod 0 points1 point ago

I don't think I've ever been this confused.

[–]mangione91 0 points1 point ago

I don't even like SpaghettiO's.

[–]GeoGeoGeoGeo 0 points1 point ago

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[–]samjowett 0 points1 point ago

Way to repost, Repost.

[–]GeoGeoGeoGeo 0 points1 point ago

[–]errytime 50 points51 points ago

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[–]Jorru 11 points12 points ago

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....what? NO! BAD ERRYTIME GUY!

[–]zombiebunnie 8 points9 points ago

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Activist of the group Voina named Vacuous Cunt With Inconceivably Huge Tits

Interesting translation...

[–]Noxtavious 0 points1 point ago

And yet only a half truth.

[–]kent_eh 7 points8 points ago

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Love the title: How to snatch a chicken.

[–]filladellfea 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah, totally. It's art. That's the ticket.

[–]mtux96 2 points3 points ago

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mmm.. I'm going to have to take up shoplifting and start calling it art as well. "There's no problem here officer... I'm creating art."

[–]marquizzo 6 points7 points ago

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This video really grinds my gears. It's got pretentious asshole artists, theft, awful parenting, terrible hygiene, what appears to be feces on cardboard, and an absolute disrespect for the owners of the store and its other patrons. All in the name of a pointless and obscure "work of activism"? Fuck those idiots. I hope she got salmonella.

I'm angry now.

[–]basically 1 point2 points ago

how to snatch a chicken.

that article was worth it for that one pun.

[–]blueberryicecream 0 points1 point ago

Well..

[–]cl0udaryl 0 points1 point ago

Is that sign smeared in shit? Jesus, what even...

[–]napierw 0 points1 point ago

lol germans

[–]jimitonic 0 points1 point ago

[–]nilleftw -1 points0 points ago

Artists. Why am I even surprised?

[–]mildly_inappropriate 12 points13 points ago

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Well it's... justa - simple fact... when I want some chickin' an' I don't wanna pay for eh-it! I shove that... bird up my twat, shove that bird up my twa-hawt!

[–]positronus 56 points57 points ago

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Back in Russia that's how we used to marinade the chicken. Leave it there for 5 hours, then 2 hours in the oven - best chicken you ever had.

Oh, also if you want that special spicy taste make the host eat a lot of spicy food (Mexican will do) during that special time of the month - guaranteed success. Red chicken looks and tastes just like it was smothered in paprika.

[–]anpwn 41 points42 points ago

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I am Russian and you are full of shit. You leave it there over night, not for 5 hours.

[–]positronus 10 points11 points ago

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I stand corrected. This man knows his chicken preparation traditions.

[–]CUNTASAURUS_REX 23 points24 points ago

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I'm prehistoric and what is this?

[–]Baroliche 7 points8 points ago

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If you put it in the oven, would it rise?

[–]terref 5 points6 points ago

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Actually it would probably be called a brine more than a marinade in this case....

still... ಠ_ಠ

[–]blood_fart 6 points7 points ago

Brines are salty. Marinades are acidic. Twats are acidic.

[–]positronus 11 points12 points ago

Give this man PhD in twatomy.

[–]terref 1 point2 points ago

I yield - you clearly have more cooking knowledge than mine - for some reason I thought brines were acidic! :D

[–]FishDaddyMan 1 point2 points ago

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what the actual fuck

[–]drewsus 1 point2 points ago

ever since they started charging for grocery bags, we have had to get creative.

[–]tothesource 8 points9 points ago

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She looks like pills were involved. Namely Xanax.

[–]luckyratfoot 1 point2 points ago

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I noticed that too. Xanax is a hell of a drug.

[–]SchroeKatz 1 point2 points ago

Nope, its art

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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I'm not sure what's worse, the fact that she stuck a raw chicken up her vag, or the fact that they were planning on eventually eating it afterwards.

[–]lfjui 7 points8 points ago

When you need cock, you need cock.

[–]Mstophatgirl 26 points27 points ago

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I have the strangest boner right now...And I'm a girl.

[–]positronus 26 points27 points ago

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May be it's the chicken coming out?

[–]herseys 4 points5 points ago

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I'm pretty sure this is how bird flu started.

[–]superradguy 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like it could be a scene from always sunny.

[–]nthensome 3 points4 points ago

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Art.

Yes, art.

[–]eruptedsteel 3 points4 points ago

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Looks like she has a willy in the second to last. Hehehehe

[–]Ell975 2 points3 points ago

I actually thought that was the point, until I saw the context

[–]BogdanD 2 points3 points ago

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That.....that voids the return policy, right? Right guys?

[–]Blackgeesus 2 points3 points ago

i hear by announce my resignation from the internet

[–]Awen89 0 points1 point ago

I hear ya...

[–]totemo 2 points3 points ago

Why are these pictures in reverse order?

[–]irjooo 4 points5 points ago

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She is stealing that chicken right?

[–]LNL_HUTZ 50 points51 points ago

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You're missing the point. She is snatching that chicken!

[–]irjooo 0 points1 point ago

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You are a fucking genius! I died laughing.

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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Wrong. She is fucking stealing that chicken! :)

[–]positronus 4 points5 points ago

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No, this how artificial insemination is done in the future.

[–]crickey23 1 point2 points ago

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This makes me think of Pink Flamingos. :(

[–]thatguy73 1 point2 points ago

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We really need to thin our gene pool!

[–]Fisting_Village 1 point2 points ago

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It's like she's trying to steal it...

[–]LvilleCards5 1 point2 points ago

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I must have missed this episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

[–]rjdrilla 1 point2 points ago

This is how the zombie virus starts!

[–]steakmykittens 1 point2 points ago

i found this easy to fap to.

[–]Kedem 1 point2 points ago

true artists don't shave their pussy.

[–]Steffi2102 1 point2 points ago

let's just hope she didn't put it back afterwards so someone else could buy it.

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[–]romerom 0 points1 point ago

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came here looking for that vid

[–]DeepMidWicket 1 point2 points ago

i think its safe to say we ALL did

[–]torilikefood 5 points6 points ago

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Is that Blake Lively?

[–]lecia89 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking the same thing at first.

[–]skinnymidwest 1 point2 points ago

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Awwww, shes so cute :)

[–]keyboardsex 0 points1 point ago

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I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]caitlinnormal 0 points1 point ago

I just threw up in my mouth

[–]unbuiltnuke 0 points1 point ago

That looks like my grocery store!

[–]AbandonedIdentity 0 points1 point ago

At least it's seasoned by the time they get it home.

[–]Painkiller90 0 points1 point ago

wat?

[–]angryratman 0 points1 point ago

I love the internet.

[–]liverpoop 0 points1 point ago

Just glad she didn't put it back.

[–]woizard 0 points1 point ago

she was having way too much fun shoving that chicken in her snatch.

[–]jtbeith 0 points1 point ago

i. can't. unsee. that.

[–]KingFister 0 points1 point ago

Shoulda used a canned chicken. Easy slide

[–]yahoo_bot 0 points1 point ago

I think she just got tired of fisting.

[–]sethky 0 points1 point ago

From the article: Ich glaube, der Spruch „What the fuck“ hat noch nie besser gepasst… ähm.

Ich stimme voellig zu.

[–]Frack-Star 0 points1 point ago

Until now I have never wanted to eat raw chicken.

[–]kluda06 0 points1 point ago

omg. i was eating a cookie and clicked on this. wtf.

[–]hiltonking 0 points1 point ago

Great way to steal shit.

[–]andiW 0 points1 point ago

Salmonella has never been this sexy.

[–]phazshifter11 0 points1 point ago

THOSE CRACK EYES...

[–]fannyalgersabortion 0 points1 point ago

This reminds me of Janes Addiction

[–]paulieindy 0 points1 point ago

Fap

[–]arachnophilia 0 points1 point ago

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no it's not. i got three letters into the title: "ART-" and went "oh, okay. that makes perfect sense then."

[–]PornoPaul -1 points0 points ago

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Could not fap to either pictures or hipster video... today is a bad day

[–]kinboyatuwo -5 points-4 points ago

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I saw this coming.

He dared her to shop lift She was scared. He said chicken He said stupid blonde