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[–]daniellem27 20 points21 points ago

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I must be broken they never spin for me

[–]knomis 23 points24 points ago

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Once in a generation a man comes along, perfectly suited for the times. A man so fitted for today, you wonder if he is God himself, even though you are an athiest. This man is so in tune with justice and rightness it baffles your mind. Shakes your very understanding of the universe to its core. This man is the spiritual equivalent of love at first sight, much like lightning striking the same place twice. You find yourself lost for words, completely unable to comprehend the situation. However, you are completely content. Ready to face death, as your life is now complete. You are ready to devote everything to this man, as he is deserving of your devotion. He is deserving of your devotion, and the devotion of everyone else. This man is not you.

[–]daniellem27 0 points1 point ago

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Tis true since I am a woman

[–]Cemo9999 -1 points0 points ago

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Twist Ending! dun dun duuun

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

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Me too

[–]OrnateFreak 2 points3 points ago

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If you stare at the middle for a few seconds, they stop spinning.

[–]dustinmikk 0 points1 point ago

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If you stare at one it doesn't spin and the others do

[–]rubbachkn 1 point2 points ago

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Witchcraft! Burn him!

[–]NavyBlueLilacs 1 point2 points ago

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MY EYES

[–]chilliz77 1 point2 points ago

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[–]reeru 1 point2 points ago

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this isnt really funny.....

[–]heracleides 12 points13 points ago

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Hence why it's in r/funny

[–]FinKM 2 points3 points ago

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Hence why

ಠ_ಠ

[–]heracleides 1 point2 points ago

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Hence what?

[–]FinKM 2 points3 points ago

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Hence means "that is why," so saying hence why is akin to saying "that is why why".

[–]CheeseIsYum 0 points1 point ago

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FinKM, ich liebe dich.

[–]Jorgeen 0 points1 point ago

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Well that's like your opinion man.

[–]underscoreTHIS_ 0 points1 point ago

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my eyes are now upside down

[–]mugglemasher 0 points1 point ago

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Hold me!... I'm scared!

[–]Chowganhime 0 points1 point ago

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You wouldn't happen to be in ASTR100 at UMD would you?

[–]septimus379 0 points1 point ago

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WTF???

[–]oldmoneey 0 points1 point ago

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In times like these that I squint really hard so that I actually overcome the illusion.

Feels like victory, man.

[–]wra1th42 0 points1 point ago

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...fuck. and I'm not even high.

[–]TheBergerKing 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck you too brain.

[–]ohsweetjesus97 0 points1 point ago

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YES YOU AWWWE

[–]simAlity 0 points1 point ago

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Don't blink.

[–]Controlled01 0 points1 point ago

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if you stare at the dead center of the image they stop appearing to move

[–]pjeff61 0 points1 point ago

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I JUST ABOUT PUNCHED MY SCREEN!!! haha you just have to focus for a second but then again 2 in the morning most things would spin

[–]funkydo 0 points1 point ago

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Just cause I look like a hippie doesn't mean I'm stones. Er. Stones. Er. High.

[–]theworstisover11 0 points1 point ago

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As a man who is currently hungover, FUCK THIS.

[–]patthetree 0 points1 point ago

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FFFFFUUUUUUUUU

[–]Imadoc91 0 points1 point ago

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they aren't spinning :/

[–]niamhish 0 points1 point ago

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STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND!

I need my tinfoil hat after that.

[–]diamondpoop 0 points1 point ago

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I don't see it...

[–]xxxEvil_Robotxxx 0 points1 point ago

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My computer froze while looking at this. i must have stared at it for more than five minutes before i realized.

[–]PocketNicks 0 points1 point ago

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Scumbag brain

[–]chase_demoss 0 points1 point ago

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HO-LEE-SHIT!

[–]lardgrease 0 points1 point ago

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Trippy as fuuuuuu! Now to take some acid and watch them pop out of the screen and rotate.

[–]DiegoTheGnome -1 points0 points ago

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They hatin'...

[–]ultimint -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Ryuksapple -1 points0 points ago

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Man that never gets old

[–]deonorth -3 points-2 points ago

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DAFUQ!!!!

[–]sketchyy -1 points0 points ago

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Row-ring [FTFY].