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[–]luft-waffle 9 points10 points ago

I hate to say it, but how can that kid see?

[–]mindfolded 7 points8 points ago

I don't hate to say it; curiosity overrode that. How can that kid see?

[–]luft-waffle 1 point2 points ago

I DON'T KNOW!... i just don't know. begins sobbing

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he's truly blind.

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[–]PushThatFatKid 16 points17 points ago

Probably just has really competitive parents.

[–]brussels4breakfast 8 points9 points ago

They're fattening him up in case of famine.

[–]Unequivocal_Asshole 1 point2 points ago

He has serious genetic problems. Seriously.

[–]PrompterOp 0 points1 point ago

Sumo training?

[–]pickandchoose 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because he won't live to 25

[–]Bixby66 -1 points0 points ago

because he's fucking adorable!

[–]theamazingchris 68 points69 points ago

This is the most ludicrously offensive thing I've seen in ages. Thanks.

[–]Seburrstian 8 points9 points ago

[–]CheezeburgerTroll 6 points7 points ago

Damn, over 16 million subscribers

[–]GoBucs11 5 points6 points ago

Hell will have a lot of company.

[–]brussels4breakfast 1 point2 points ago

Yeah. Me.

[–]yellowpride 9 points10 points ago

The funniest thing about this is that he could also be mexican.

[–]theodrixx 2 points3 points ago

He's not even doing the ridiculously exaggerated accent properly. Replacing W with R?

[–]sulta 5 points6 points ago

HAH! Overweight children...

[–]thunderblumpkin 47 points48 points ago

on top of being oriental, this kids chubby bunny cheeks are squeezing his eyes closed

[–]Number60000 16 points17 points ago

Seriously though, does this kid have vision impairment? I tried seeing what it would look like by squeezing my eyes close to that level, it must narrow his field of vision significantly.

[–]lukejames1111 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad I'm not the only one who tried this.

[–]guitartablelamp 1 point2 points ago

It should legitimately be socially acceptable to discuss the pitfalls that arise with being Asian and obese.

[–]Number60000 1 point2 points ago

Bah, those of us with western European ancestry have alcoholic issues and heart disease, it all balances out!

[–]guitartablelamp 1 point2 points ago

It should also be socially acceptable to discuss really really white people. They're pretty white, so the sun burns them. It's funny.

[–]drsmash 8 points9 points ago

Blind because your fat.

[–]maraculous 15 points16 points ago

Because my fat what?

[–]Goldsmith_Dylan 9 points10 points ago

Haha I see what you did their!

[–]tazed_confused 4 points5 points ago

who's?

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[–]SweetMojaveRain 3 points4 points ago

NO, who is on first!

[–]AbasementPark 2 points3 points ago

*Whom's?

[–]brussels4breakfast 2 points3 points ago

Loses weight, eye sight restored, mind blown. Dies.

[–]Aldrammech 1 point2 points ago

Probably wouldn't be related to his sight being restored. In general, anything that had their mind explode tends to die.

[–]unitarder 2 points3 points ago

Also, Dude, 'oriental' is not the preferred nomenclature.

[–]BrandonSaintRandy 6 points7 points ago

I allow myself to upvote a maximum of 1 racist comment per day. Congratulations, you are that upvote.

[–]Wyrmshadow 1 point2 points ago

How can he see enough to know how to mimic using a phone?

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

Forget seeing. How does he wipe his ass?

[–]Wyrmshadow 1 point2 points ago

[–]fugees_and_funyuns 0 points1 point ago

You're so racist. The camera just caught him when he blinked.

[–]zeppelinfromled 14 points15 points ago

Seriously, can that kid see?

[–]derp13 2 points3 points ago

I really don't think so

[–]Hunterkiller1989 6 points7 points ago

Then why the fuck is it driving!?!

[–]digggggggggg 3 points4 points ago

You're only supposed to replace the l's with r's. Now he sounds like a dog.

[–]GonzafromNowhere 1 point2 points ago

His voice sounded like Scooby doo in my head

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

You probably shouldn't have reposted it either.

[–]meriadocdog 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, but that's one of the only ways to get karma.

[–]Dumpstababy 2 points3 points ago

queue "Whose Line" reference about points and not mattering blah blah blah

[–]GallifreyanRavenclaw 0 points1 point ago

queue "Whose Line" reference about points and not mattering blah blah blah

[–]thunder_gunned 0 points1 point ago

It's too funny to downvote

[–]KiiLLBOT 2 points3 points ago

I want this narrated... Then perhaps a movie adaptation

[–]cheechw 2 points3 points ago

Dude... is there an article about this kid? I want to know if he can see or if he had some kind of condition... how can you get that big so young?

[–]RAAM_n_Noodles 1 point2 points ago

How the fuck does this kid SEE?

[–]raffytraffy 1 point2 points ago

can he...see?

[–]tehnorm 1 point2 points ago

along the same vein http://imgur.com/kSgEt

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I wonder how much he can actually see.

[–]Rohm 1 point2 points ago

Cool I'm a huge fan of racism.

[–]DoctorPimpslap 1 point2 points ago

It's only funny if you read it in that Asian guy's voice from South Park

[–]clickwir 1 point2 points ago

I'd be more worried about reposting. Cause that has been reposted many times. Stop. Stop.

[–]explosivo563 1 point2 points ago

old as fuck

[–]masterbard1 1 point2 points ago

one question. how the fuck does this kid see the world? I bet his eyesight is like looking through a pair of buttcheeks.

[–]Heroshade 2 points3 points ago

NO

NO

NO

NOTORIOUS

[–]superspeckman 4 points5 points ago

Fenga papit

[–]DarrellDeeznutz 1 point2 points ago

I really must know, is this kid fucking blind? legit question.

[–]Higgs__Boson 1 point2 points ago

This is the first time I've cried laughing so much in a long time, this is my new background

[–]Punkrocker333 1 point2 points ago*

That's racist and the third fucking repost I've seen in the last 5 minutes.

[–]dirty_fingers 1 point2 points ago

Thst's racist and the third fucking repost I've seen in the last 5 minutes.

No, it's OK, because this is reddit, and on reddit it isn't racism unless it berates blacks or hispanics. Whites and Asians are fair game here.

[–]Punkrocker333 0 points1 point ago

Sadly, that's actually true.

[–]BigPasty79 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to hell.

[–]THanksIdiot 0 points1 point ago

I couldn't make out what he was supposed to be saying, but when I finally did I read it in a voice of Trey Parker's. Anybody else?

[–]Crossthebreeze 0 points1 point ago

Supplies!!! Bet you weren't expecting that.

[–]ChrisCipher 0 points1 point ago

This is really old.

[–]Glynbeard 0 points1 point ago

BEEP BEP!

[–]Roksonixx 0 points1 point ago

This was on /b/ about 5 years ago, you're a bit late.

[–]ehoverthere 0 points1 point ago

This post over a year ago turned me onto reddit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Fucking thing didn't even make sense.

[–]dirty_fingers 0 points1 point ago

You also shouldn't have reposted it.

[–]AsianAccent 0 points1 point ago

-_-

[–]jessicamythos 0 points1 point ago

I always wondered how Brock looked as a baby..

[–]sasquatch15 0 points1 point ago

Yes you absolutely should have laughed.

[–]Mech1 0 points1 point ago

Life long NAAFP member. Also holy fuck I peed a little from laughing at this.

[–]beergirl 0 points1 point ago

I am going to hell for laughing at this....but I'm taking that delicious won ton soup with me!!

[–]Good_day_to_you_SIR_ 0 points1 point ago

There seem to be a lot of pics of this kid online, did he go on Dr. Phil or something?

[–]IncipitTragoedia 0 points1 point ago

Why shouldn't you have laughed at this? Oh yeah, 'cos it's racist.

[–]Andrew_mueller1019 0 points1 point ago

Kim jong un

[–]EasterEggs 0 points1 point ago

You probably shouldn't have posted this.

[–]thehollowman84 0 points1 point ago

haha. racism. good times.

[–]kungura 1 point2 points ago

Ah, I think you mean, lacism; ah, lacism.

[–]kittylili 0 points1 point ago

I feel really bad for the kid. He just wants to play. :(

[–]o_e_p 0 points1 point ago

Oy vey. I am chinese and I laughed at it. It is still racist and wrong. and funny.

[–]FupaLoofah 0 points1 point ago

how can he see?!

[–]Bradical420 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, everyone does. Me and my roommate have been saying derivery when we walk in the door ever since i first saw this picture a few months ago.

[–]turnipthebeets 0 points1 point ago

And I probably shouldn't have upvoted this either

[–]aazav 0 points1 point ago*

Yes, you should have. Because of the fat.

[–]mynamematters 0 points1 point ago

This is year 2001 Ebaum's World-quality humor

[–]a7xrob87 0 points1 point ago

Don't worry, ill be in the seat next to you on the way to hell.

[–]DJAshian 0 points1 point ago

And I was like SWAG.

[–]psyshadow 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry but this has made my day a hundred times over. it is fucking hilarious.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't help that I read this in city wok's owner's voice from southpark.

[–]cobrahh 1 point2 points ago

Buhh repost.

[–]AndrewP7 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why but I really want to punch that kids parents for letting him be so fat

[–]asharkey3 0 points1 point ago

I laughed last time too

[–]Ryan_Michels 0 points1 point ago

Probably not, cause it really wasn't that funny.

[–]slyder565 0 points1 point ago

Yep, you're right.

[–]ThrustingBucket 0 points1 point ago

Sir, wipe one's minge. I haven't seen it, and I chuckled like a bucket thrusting Dennis Nedry.

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[–]milehigh73 4 points5 points ago

I am a minority that gets made fun of, and I love racist jokes.

[–]pancakeboobs -3 points-2 points ago

That sucks I'm sorry

[–]Eeshnarf 3 points4 points ago

How's the view from up on your pedestal?

[–]PumpValve 1 point2 points ago

Agreed. Reddit is alternately racist to the core or righteously indignant, depending on the direction of the wind. Or the arrow.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

I think some of the jokes are meant to poke fun at the racism itself by making such over the top jokes as to make someone who truly feels that way into a caricature.

[–]PumpValve 0 points1 point ago

Maybe but this one is pretty straight-forward racist.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I won't debate that one.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

I laughed so hard, you my friend deserve an UPVOTE!

[–]CircleJerk_Shepherd -1 points0 points ago

I laughed so hard, you my friend deserve an UPVOTE!

TurdlesFTW, it's time to rejoin the flock.

[–]silvernose -5 points-4 points ago

Thank you for your rubbery post.

[–]Larchierainbow -1 points0 points ago

lolz i laughed xD sadly

[–]12jammydodgers -1 points0 points ago

no what you shouldn't have done is reposted this for the 1000th time

[–]I_Am_Not_An_Expert -2 points-1 points ago

You know you're about to die when you get less exercise at 4 years old THAN THE FUCKING MOTORIZED CART YOU ARE USING.

[–]dlq84 -2 points-1 points ago

I lol'd way more than i should've..

[–]commandakeen -4 points-3 points ago*

I think his face expression shows everything, just like kirsten stewards.

[–]asharkey3 0 points1 point ago

Kirsten Steward != Kristen Stewart

[–]storycoolbro -4 points-3 points ago

Saw this like a year ago on 4chan b4 I discovered reddit I still like both sites

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[–]TokiBumblebee 1 point2 points ago

Everything about this comment rubbed me the wrong way.

[–]lookieausername 0 points1 point ago

What'd he say?