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[–]CreamyKnougat 36 points37 points ago

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"Hey, baby. Wanna see kittens?"

[–]ValhallanWarrior 17 points18 points ago

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"Or perhaps you are interested in Facebook screenshots?"

[–]hoobsher 16 points17 points ago

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"no reposts, baby, i'm all clean."

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 7 points8 points ago

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"These are for you.... if you got verification"

[–]JesterAzazel -1 points0 points ago*

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Oh baby, tell me what it feels like when you don't reach the front page!

[–]yinqyanq 31 points32 points ago

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The irony of you reposting this is hilarious

[–]Kitten_Archbishop 23 points24 points ago

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No, you didn't.

[–]SeriousBlack 60 points61 points ago

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[–]aMecksican 6 points7 points ago

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Came here to say that it was a repost, thank you!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]raisin_bran_in 11 points12 points ago

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Yep. A picture of reddit themed art on the Internet. No chance it's been posted before.

[–]RoflCopter4 10 points11 points ago

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Isn't this a repost from... yesterday? Oh god the irony.

[–]alexjuuhh 38 points39 points ago

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You didn't, searched for "karma whore" and couldn't find it anywhere on the first 5 pages.

[–]BL00DW0LF 4 points5 points ago

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Everybody's Google results are different.

[–]alexjuuhh 1 point2 points ago

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Really? Damn.

[–]Birdie31 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, here's a video of Eli Pariser on TED talking all about it.

(It is 9 minutes long, but it's very interesting.)

[–]BL00DW0LF 0 points1 point ago

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Yup! There's even an easy way to see what the default search is now. On the far right, next to the "Options" cog there is a switch to hide personal results.

[–]alexjuuhh -2 points-1 points ago

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Well then, after switching to hide personal results, my statement stands. Couldn't find it. OP is still a phony.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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It could have been a personal result for the OP.

[–]bigroblee 2 points3 points ago

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Well, that explains why when I was trying to find parts for my truck (a Dodge Ram) I kept getting bestiality links.

[–]BetaMail 0 points1 point ago

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"crankshaft in my RAM"

[–]bigroblee 0 points1 point ago

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Goddamnitsomuch, Google that is not what I meant!

[–]BetaMail 0 points1 point ago

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fapfapfap

[–]chemellow 0 points1 point ago

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Try this, depersonalized searches and blocks advertisers and third parties!

[–]Palamede 3 points4 points ago

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Making fun of karma-beggars is one of the best ways to get some karma.

[–]Akaforty 2 points3 points ago

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People sure do google "karma whore" alot these days. I expect this picture to be reposted the day after tomorrow.

[–]aMecksican -1 points0 points ago

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Too bad this post itself is a repost.

[–]Akaforty 1 point2 points ago

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Quite possibly were these letters arranged in such a manner to create a sentence similiar or exactly the same as mine. There is only so much you can do with existing words.

[–]aMecksican -3 points-2 points ago

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Yeah, sure, mate.

[–]Scoozie 6 points7 points ago

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THIS narwhal will bacon whenever you want. ;)

[–]BaconChapstick 1 point2 points ago

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"Hey baby when does the narwhal bacon?"

"Whenever you want for enough upvotes."

[–]jimbojones230 3 points4 points ago

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Shouldn't he be handing upvotes out the window?

[–]BranchDavidian 2 points3 points ago

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Don't feel bad. Who among us hasn't googled a karma whore or two?

[–]Toxic_Sewage 0 points1 point ago

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Should've been a cat.

[–]cynthiadangus 0 points1 point ago

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Just wait until SRS catches wind of this and starts a crusade for anthropomorphic narwhal prostitutes.

[–]AnInterestingThought 0 points1 point ago

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Don't only male Narwhals have twisted tusks, making that a male so is the Reddit Alien female?

[–]Nomikos 0 points1 point ago

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Or gay, or bi. Or, yanno, into the whole bestiality thing regardless of gender.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[–]FartRobot 0 points1 point ago

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Good for you buddy. Keep us updated on your searches.

[–]Foxfire2222 0 points1 point ago

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When I typed in karma whore gone wild appeared

[–]SODOMIZES_WALRUSES 0 points1 point ago

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I would have enjoyed this MUCH more if that was... another marine mammal..

[–]HnB 0 points1 point ago

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I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT

[–]Derpfox 0 points1 point ago

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Something that actually shows on the first page: http://fim.413chan.net/art/src/132048542482-Karma-whore.png

[–]mash3735 0 points1 point ago

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"ill suck your dick for a dollar upvote!" said the narwhal whore in a raspy voice, as a middle aged man stared her down.

"What else can you do baby girl?" he questioned her back.

"as long as you pay me enough ill do anything until midnight sweet cheeks." she replied, lighting a cigarette and taking a long drag, then exhaling into the car.

"hop in toots", the man replied.

[–]MagnusTheGreat 0 points1 point ago

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When does the Narwhal bacon?

[–]DerpVonGroove 0 points1 point ago

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That's been around since before Myspace...

[–]iSmokeOnOccasion 0 points1 point ago

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LOL GUYS I FOUND THIS HILARIOUS PICTURE ON GOOGLE ABOUT REDDIT. REDDIT WILL LOVE THIS GREAT AND ORIGINAL FIND LOL

[–]aeromalzi 0 points1 point ago

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acualy is dolan

[–]broompunch 0 points1 point ago

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Circlejerk much?

[–]reiverbell 0 points1 point ago

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so did you actually google karma whore or were you saving this image until you thought we'd all forgotten about it

[–]rojano17 0 points1 point ago

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Damn, Narwheesha really let er self go

[–]hawks0311 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]samanthakm9 -1 points0 points ago

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gpoy

[–]TruKiller -1 points0 points ago

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I Googled "repost"

[–]addexm -2 points-1 points ago

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Yup...that'll do it.