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[–]divester 19 points20 points ago

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No way! The guy in the "after" picture has all his teeth.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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No, those are just meth rocks he stores on-hand.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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This is an advertisement for meth, everybody loves the animal

[–]TheOvenMaster 15 points16 points ago

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So meth does make you cooler..

[–]StewieBanana 7 points8 points ago

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Animal > Elmo.

[–]BigDaddyCraw 2 points3 points ago

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Not even once...

[–]kapherine 2 points3 points ago

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This link was already purple. ಠ_ಠ

[–]shinigami42 2 points3 points ago

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Holy crap is this old...

[–]I_Am_Not_An_Expert 1 point2 points ago

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[–]smdepot 1 point2 points ago

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7/10

[–]BCF1432 2 points3 points ago

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would bang

[–]LilWally28 1 point2 points ago

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[–]PortableFreakshow 1 point2 points ago

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Anti-drug propaganda! That's not even the same muppet! FAKE!

[–]DiscordianStooge 1 point2 points ago

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I always assumed Animal is Elmo's absentee father.

[–]iHeartPureMath 1 point2 points ago

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[–]wowlolcat -1 points0 points ago

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Umm that kid has severe acne, not a meth problem.

[–]effingeenyus 1 point2 points ago

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guess what can give you severe acne

[–]el_refrigerator 1 point2 points ago

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WOMAN

[–]killahoe 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen this image a BILLION times!

[–]OODanK 2 points3 points ago

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Repost fool! I been seent dis beefo!

[–]notabigtruck 0 points1 point ago

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Manamana.

[–]Andreasgk 0 points1 point ago

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Not meth... Teeth are in good shape. Eyes a little droopy. He is Hairy.. Elmo went full puberty. And started ripping the bong.

[–]cynicproject 0 points1 point ago

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I don't remember this in Being Elmo

[–]BATMAN-cucumbers 0 points1 point ago

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So... Meth regrows your teeth? Now I'm confused...

[–]supermegafauna 0 points1 point ago

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"Acting natural"

[–]litteronthebreeze 0 points1 point ago

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More than once.

[–]gmale9000 0 points1 point ago

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[–]nicebuffalo 0 points1 point ago

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I feel obligated to check any post about meth for a breaking bad reference. I am disappointed.

[–]anotherwhitekid 0 points1 point ago

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Why can't you just say "cocaine is a hell of a drug" and stick to the original Rick James quote?

[–]lewok 0 points1 point ago

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since elmo is younger than animal, shouldnt it be reversed and it being animal getting clean?

[–]vivazeta 0 points1 point ago

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doesnt matter.....fucking rages on the drums....METH= Rock n Roll

[–]Punkrocker333 0 points1 point ago

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Animal is ten times better than Elmo.

[–]quiyz69 0 points1 point ago

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At least it grew him a tongue...

[–]metr0_ 0 points1 point ago

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Animal is more like PCP than meth, IMO. I mean, he's a crazy motherfucker who's chained up to a drumset and eats glass and shit like that. If I ate glass, I'd probably be on PCP too...

[–]ChangingtheSpectrum 0 points1 point ago

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...Why didn't Lindsay Lohan become a drummer?

[–]lieabeautifullife 0 points1 point ago

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Been alright if I could see the picture T.T.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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quit accusing Animal of being that goof Elmo.

[–]effingeenyus 0 points1 point ago

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Go from an annoying retard to an awesome fucking rock star? Sign me up.

[–]nupoorsa -1 points0 points ago

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Catnip is a hell of a drug http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEUWJQmj7Rw

[–]quepasacontigo -1 points0 points ago

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This is obviously a weed related change.

And puberty.

[–]TesticleToe -1 points0 points ago

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Isn't this most peoples' forum signature?

[–]801_chan -1 points0 points ago

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Actually, it's the other way around. Proving yet again that government-created drugs are perfectly healthful and there's nothing bad that could ever happen unless you wake up naked running from the cops with Ernie's severed head tucked into your bloodied elbow.