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[–]Cygnus_X-1 16 points17 points ago

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Where's the link to that guy who fought through a world war with a halberd and bow?

[–]Dead_Paedos_Society 17 points18 points ago

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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago*

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Churchill's bagpipes signalled the remaining Commandos to battle. Only Churchill and six others managed to reach the objective. A mortar shell killed or wounded everyone but Churchill, who was playing "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his pipes as the Germans advanced.

Edit: added audio

[–]illstealurcandy 9 points10 points ago

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Balls of Adamantium.

[–]feureau 0 points1 point ago

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Especially with the fucking bagpipe playing "Will ye no come back again?". If I were the germans, I'd fucking order all my mortars to shoot that bastard first.

[–]bitcheslovedroids 1 point2 points ago

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a man among men

[–]ichibandemon 0 points1 point ago

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Sounds like a great idea for a video game!

[–]Bobdor 11 points12 points ago

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[–]drgk 21 points22 points ago

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thatsthesamejoke.jpg

[–]Atersed -4 points-3 points ago

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I don't think there's a jpg for that.

[–]drgk 12 points13 points ago

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thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]Atersed 0 points1 point ago

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This shit is getting too meta for me.

[–]Downpaymentblues 4 points5 points ago

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think the original was a .bmp

[–]Zooperman 7 points8 points ago

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Repost

[–]xaxers 0 points1 point ago

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Well, it is a year old.

[–]TheB1ade 1 point2 points ago

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TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK! (Pulls out melee weapon)

[–]railmaniac 1 point2 points ago

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Way to be topical and current, OP.

[–]TERPINGTON 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like to take the time out of my day to thank you for this repost. If you'd like to thank me for my downvote it would be much appreciated.

[–]Menospan 0 points1 point ago

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Benjamin F. Wilson killed 3 guys with his rifle and 4 with a shovel.

[–]Dasmitch 0 points1 point ago

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[–]bangthemermaid 0 points1 point ago

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i picture these "oh,..." posts kinda like this. and this one seems kinda inappropriate.

[–]FreeLoch 0 points1 point ago

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WE DID IT REDDIT!!

[–]GunRaptor 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone know what knid of machete that is? I like its design.

I'm from /r/knives

[–]gotnotimeforthis -1 points0 points ago

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The meme. He really used it. mind=blown. One. Word. Sentences. EVERY TIME! Worst comment EVER! kind sir..........alright, I'm done here today. Good night.

[–]efg1342 -1 points0 points ago

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Rage comics - Go to /F7U12 instead.

Repost at that...