The Art of Tongue : WTF

One model... Are you shitting me. I'm willing to bet you look like shit my friend with your extra layer of painted skin, I'm sure you look really unique and tribal too.

Who's the most beautiful woman you know? Don't say some shit like "my tattoo'd wife". I guarantee she's not gonna be coated in tattoo's, unless your hobby has dipped slightly into your sexual appetite. Do you genuinly think this "zombie boy" looks like a beautiful person, he looks fucking horrible. Why would anyone want to look like that?! I tried to find out if he had a girlfriend too, what a surprise he does! Even more of a surprise, she's also coated in shitty looking doodles.

No issues with people getting tattoo's at all, just know in your heart you will never look clean or attractive and the vast majority of people in the World will think you look like a mess. You may get 5 minutes of people going "wow that tattoo's good" or appear in bizarre magazine with a dragon tattoo'd on your tit or something, but you will age and people will find you more and more unattractive and what was once a cool trend inherited from tribes will soon be a vile inconvenience attached to a subculture of failed lives (by that I mean people who just hang around skate parks in their 40's and do tattoo's but are incapable of growing up or having a job).

I mean lets face it, which poor motherfucker in a serious job is gonna hire some guy with red hair and his nose pierced, it's never gonna happen. You've got permanent markings all over your body which will push your life in one direction forever and ever, people don't even need to talk to you - they know exactly what you're gonna be like. Into tattoo's, skating, zombies, piercings? Think beauty isn't skin deep. Can see you coming a mile off. Most people would avoid you completely. I just happen to be one of the people who thinks the golden ratio is legitimate and the quality of someones drawing on your arse is entirely irrelevant. You can't even argue that beauty is skin deep really because your persona is part of your look.

Bullied in school? Bit of an outcast, didn't fit in? Does all this sound familiar - well done, you're one in a million there. Oh and by the way, just because you look like a fucking voodoo doll, doesn't make you any more attractive and it never will. There will always be someone who looks like you, has similar markings and thinks they are unique. Branding yourself makes you even less of a beautiful and unique snowflake.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 months ago

Actually, I was not bullied, nor an outcast in school, I got along with most of the students and teachers. of course there were the odd bad apples, but no ones high school experience is perfect. I was 6'3 in high school breaking 220lbs, played high school football, and rugby, was a straight A student with a 4.0 GPA. Also Prom king graduating year.(had my first full sleeve done by 10 grade) So your theory on "why I am the way I am" is null and void.
Just skim read your bull shit rant. so I apologize if my points are scattered. Any ways, I am quite grown up, I own my own home, I own my own business and it has been very successful. I own 3 cars, a 2012 Skyline GTR, a 59 Cadillac Deville sideloader hearse, and I bought my Girlfriend a hybrid Cadillac Escalade. So I have been quite successful in my life being all "scribbled" on and "marked up" this isnt the 1940's anymore 90% of the worlds population has some kind of ink or mod done to them. Yes there are always going to be judgmental biggots like yourself in the world. But when they get in my way I crush them. Beat it squid.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago

You are the biggest tool box I have ever come across. Take your Ideology elsewhere. I have ZERO tribal I don't support the works unless the person is in fact of a tribal belief system. I made $265,000 last year gross income. Seems I (being someone of the Mod community) take home more money then you do. Thats odd. You see, because I may do tattoos, but I also hold a LAW degree in criminal justice, the firm I work happen to quite enjoy my works as I keep it tasteful and non offensive. wanna know how? I wear a fucking suit! the Magic of clothing. You wanna know what Im going to do when I retire? Grow an epic beard and sit back and be awesome! whist you get fat, saggy and boring. At least I will have stories to tell about my artwork on my body. what will you have to show for it? varicose veins, cataracts, and liver spots? on an other note, care to know where most of my tattoos reside from? BEING IN THE MILITARY KEEPING JACKOFFS LIKE YOU SAFE! show some fucking respect.

[–]religionisanger -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago*

No you don't this is all a lie. You're uneducated, I can tell by how you write mate. It's cool though, nothing to be ashamed of - just don't bullshit (one word not two). Ways of telling someone doesn't have a degree:

The capitalise full sentences randomly.
They do not use paragraphs.
They capitalise random words such as Prom king, ZERO, LAW (etc).
They say things like "I hold a law degree in criminal justice" which makes no sense at all.
They make unrealistic, inaccurate claims about their salaries which do not fall in line with an average barrister, let alone an average tattoo artist.
They make immature statements relating to their age "I'm gonna grow a beard and awesome when I get older".
They give an aire of professionalism and then ruin it by saying they own cars featured in fast and the furious. I can just see some tit coming to work in a suit riding in a sports car - very realistic.
Half the shit they write doesn't make any sense "most of my tattoo's reside from".

Do and think what you like, you are however transparent. Can I also just say one other thing; Americans are obsessed with shit cars; you should have lied about owning a porsche, mercedes, lamborghini, BMW, audi - all vastly superior cars. Fucking cadillac, are you taking the piss, lol?

I also think the military is essentially a sacrificial life, it's one of two things; a psychopathic desire to kill someone (common among Americans) or a feeling of self loathing to the degree that someone doesn't mind sacrificing their own life for the pseudo benefit of others. Stay alive, I don't give a shit whether you live or die - I don't care if anyone lives or dies. If you think you're gonna get respect from anyone by being an unknown, unnamed member of an anonymous team out there to kill or be killed, you're deluded.

My opinion on the armed forces is incredibly low - it's a waste of a life. People are capable of so much and you'd rather risk life and limb and end the lives of others, no thanks - call me a pacifist but I think you're the lowest of the fucking low. You'd have much more respect from me if you actually achieved something respectable with your life; changed the World in a positive way (or at least tried to). There's no pride in violence at all. You aren't even playing the defensive role, you're out to murder other and think I should respect you for it, no thanks - fuck off. Also back to my original point; you're a spotty 19 year old kid, stop trying to bullshit me.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 5 months ago

I was using the capitalization to emphasize a few points. Also using an iPhone to type long drawn out messages can get tiresome correcting every "auto correct" it does. I didn't know I was writing an essay for you, that I was getting graded on.

Your claim on "They make immature statements relating to their age "I'm gonna grow a beard and awesome when I get older" P.s. It was "grow an EPIC beard, and SIT BACK AND BE awesome. (The capitalization there was to replace the missing words from your sentence to make it more legible. You're welcome) That is called being human, and laid back. What I do in the office has to be kept professional, I am not a fucking robot, I'm not in court, I am in fact on a retarded website.

So please do tell where in here it says "If you hold a law degree, you must uphold the standards of practices, that we as a firm withhold. You must at all times treat every situation as if it were in a court of law". Please I would love to see it.

I was actually born in Nederlands, in 1983(currently living in CANADA, therefore I cannot and will not ever be american) Thus I am not a "spotty 19 year old kid" as you so eloquently put it, but a 28 yr old, that did something with his life.

I get it though, you are from the UK... Bad education system, inbred families running the place, bad dental plans (and dental care), big ears, Six year old kids in gangs stabbing people, oh and cant forget alcoholism. It's OK I don't blame you as a person.

On this note I bid you good day, sir. I am done with you. I have nothing more to say to you. All the best in your future endeavors.

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WTF

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