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[–]LowDownDirtyMeme 38 points39 points ago

The snort I just exhibited has all the people in the library looking at me.

[–]pandas795 2 points3 points ago*

this is why i can't watch anything funny at the library

[–]Spiderbeard 117 points118 points ago

The Ridiculously Photogenic Seal.

[–]Brobi-Wan 14 points15 points ago

seal bomb

[–]follow_Freeman 3 points4 points ago

I'm not sure you knew this, but biologists have observed seals on numerous occasions photo bombing.

[–]wanderingalice 2 points3 points ago

why do biologists take so many pictures?

[–]manbrasucks 8 points9 points ago

How else do you make penguin porn?

[–]seanacain 5 points6 points ago

Why give them the ideas! Imagine that guys face in the bottom right corner....

[–]404redirect 56 points57 points ago

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Not sure if beach really cold

or guy just really hot

[–]tarradog52 0 points1 point ago

Your username is relevant to your link.

(well not a 404 as such, but and image not found error! What's up with imgur today anyway?)

[–]404redirect 0 points1 point ago

You noticed the imgur issues too? I was getting some odd DNS errors all day.

[–]tarradog52 0 points1 point ago

Yup, only seemed to be a problem with some imgur links though. Can get around it by adding an "l" (for large I guess) before the .gif or whatever the extension is.

[–]gbabytaby 0 points1 point ago

he's sexy. I think i like that better

[–]YouTastyFrostedFlake -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]desertjedi85 -1 points0 points ago

don't tell us what to do!

[–]kinboyatuwo -1 points0 points ago*

Has mine now! arrff arrfff

EDIT as I can't spell

[–]Spiderbeard -5 points-4 points ago

Oh god, why... And you forgot the penguins.

[–]imafunghi 0 points1 point ago

i don't know about you guys, but thats one damned good looking seal.

[–]13Man 10 points11 points ago

[–]DarthContinent 60 points61 points ago

So this gets your seal of approval?

[–]Dapwell 86 points87 points ago

[–]BlueMunky 28 points29 points ago

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 0 points1 point ago

not sure if stephen segal or will sasso

[–]Khiva 14 points15 points ago

There needs to be a movie where someone goes to sleep and when they wake up everyone else is like this.

The rest of the movie would be your standard romantic comedy, with everyone awkwardly trying to ignore this fact.

[–]dantissimo -2 points-1 points ago

I don't understand why you don't have more upvotes.

[–]amolad 3 points4 points ago

Ick! Creepy....

[–]DarthContinent 3 points4 points ago

Crazy!

[–]HerpinDerpster 2 points3 points ago

Oooow, you so sealy!

[–]wanderingalice 0 points1 point ago

my eyes!

[–]WeaverXIII -1 points0 points ago

Brace yourself for an upvote.

[–]DanTheManVan -1 points0 points ago

That's actually a sea lion.

[–]Macgyveric 1 point2 points ago

YEEEAAHHHHHHH!!!!!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

He's clearly very SEAL-thy. I don't think the penguins even saw him.

[–]POTATO_ANAL_ETC 33 points34 points ago

[–]Derpspam 8 points9 points ago

That is both fun and factual! :)

[–]unclerummy 3 points4 points ago

Thank God for that arrow, or I might never have seen the yellow box!

[–]Salvius 4 points5 points ago

I used to be a yellow box, but then I took an...

No. No, I can't do it.

[–]alfred_p 1 point2 points ago

[–]kinboyatuwo 1 point2 points ago

Now the question is.... do the female penguins use those knees.......?

[–]s0werkr0wt 67 points68 points ago

[–]gbreezy367 72 points73 points ago

everyone always says that but who gives a shit the seal is still making that ridiculous face so how bout a nice glass of shut the fuck up

[–]desertjedi85 6 points7 points ago

Yea but the bigger version makes me laugh more

[–]wellactuallyhmm 2 points3 points ago

It's because of his ridiculous flipper positioning.

[–]ablebodiedmango 8 points9 points ago

The sand... much of it has entered your urinary duct

[–]whitoreo 3 points4 points ago

"Everyone" and "always" are misused here; neither are correct. s0werkr0wt gives us relevant information. This is not a photobomb, it is a photoshop made to look like a photobomb. I did not know this was a crop. I do now, and I appreciate being informed. Considering all of this, I suggest you have a glass of what you suggest.

[–]gbreezy367 1 point2 points ago

I've personally seen people saying this was a crop about a million times. This picture has been circulating for a while, in fact I made it my profile picture on facebook MONTHS ago. It is still a photobomb in my opinion, the crop just exaggerates it.

[–]whitoreo -1 points0 points ago

A Photobomb is an unintentional inclusion in a photo. The facts that it has been circulating for a while and that it was your facebook picture are irrelevant. The cropped picture looks like it could be an actual photobomb, but it is obvious, when considering the frame of the original, that the photographer fully intended to capture the seal in addition to the penguins. Ergo, no photobomb. Your opinion does not change the definition of a photobomb.

[–]benfbat 0 points1 point ago

Is it photoshopped? My roommate is challenging it. Original source? Thank you a ton.

[–]whitoreo 0 points1 point ago

I appreciate this info

[–]unidentified_skippy 0 points1 point ago

thanks, deb.

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[–]whitoreo 1 point2 points ago

What guy? The guy that gives us all the information? Or do you prefer to have your information edited before you see it?

[–]laurenwaffles 4 points5 points ago

That actually scared the bejeezus out of me

[–]BlueMunky 15 points16 points ago

Bee Jesus you say? I used paint so go easy on me.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I'd say that's the Internet's best picture.

[–]laurenwaffles 1 point2 points ago

hahaha holy crap!

[–]kanorun 35 points36 points ago

[–]LeszekSwirski 6 points7 points ago

Made me spit out my drink.

[–]manominous 1 point2 points ago

That was a poorly timed sip based on the name of the link.

[–]LeszekSwirski 0 points1 point ago

Well, I didn't think it would be that great. I think the spitting was my penance for being a disbeliever.

[–]Nemesis_Taa 8 points9 points ago

Damn it! That one gets me laughing every time

[–]JewBoySandler 9 points10 points ago

"HELLOOOO"

[–]Mykep 3 points4 points ago

Somewhere, deep in my computer, there is a soundfile named 'ghduasfhas' of me drunk on skype making a noise impression of this seal. If typed it would look like "HAAAAAAAAiiii"

[–]JewBoySandler 1 point2 points ago

you sir, have made my day.

[–]Prosnan 1 point2 points ago

Reddit would love to hear it.

[–]veron101 2 points3 points ago*

opwillsurelydeliver.jpg

[–]ioveranalyzepb 2 points3 points ago

amazing.

[–]framila 2 points3 points ago

[–]cleve61 1 point2 points ago

That dude is a thumb!

[–]c3powned 19 points20 points ago

I think this is my favorite pic from the Internets.. http://i.imgur.com/7Sl6P.jpg

[–]Parkmayn 5 points6 points ago

Berks Gerl's little sister, Fenga Papit Garl.

[–]unidentified_skippy 4 points5 points ago

I am so thankful that you shared this.

[–]Hindu_Wardrobe 0 points1 point ago

It got baleeted :(

[–]penisinthepeanutbttr 0 points1 point ago

omg i hate you for making me laugh out loud in class but i love you for posting this.....so all feelings have been totally cancelled out

[–]BlueMunky -4 points-3 points ago

That took me a loooooong time to finger out.

EDIT: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

[–]amolad 1 point2 points ago

Classic. That's this year's Xmas card....

[–]niceypoo 0 points1 point ago

I think you mean 5 Xmas's ago card.

[–]FreeFromChrist 1 point2 points ago

My brain immediately and automatically inserted "Toasty!".

[–]camalittle 1 point2 points ago

Why?

[–]HerpinDerpster 1 point2 points ago

Couldn't help but think of this little fella.

[–]youaintnoweeblewobbl 1 point2 points ago

It took me like 20 seconds to see the seal...

[–]MarioLuigi50 1 point2 points ago

At first I thought you were talking about the headless penguin... Once I found his head I saw the seal and smiled :-).

[–]HomeButton 1 point2 points ago

"Hey guys! Take a picture of me with the penguins!"

[–]lepizao 1 point2 points ago

Toasty!

[–]darkkite23 1 point2 points ago

As much as I love this picture, I think this is the best thing the internet has produced.

Oh, and this

[–]B-square 1 point2 points ago

"HAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY"

[–]Mattoosie[S] 0 points1 point ago

That made me chuckle. Nice one!

[–]mang87 1 point2 points ago

Penguins are absolutely ridiculous, and that seal fuckin' knows it.

[–]Depetrify 1 point2 points ago

Anyone notice that guy on the bottom right?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

lol, as soon as I clicked on the link I burst into laughter. I didn't expect that.

[–]HeyFlo 1 point2 points ago

I snorted in a room full of family members, who then striked me as resembling the penguins, which set off a fresh wave of giggles.

[–]jeffha3 1 point2 points ago

[–]chirpychirp 1 point2 points ago

That just made my day.

[–]Shmoppy 1 point2 points ago

This picture is now much more interesting.

http://imgur.com/OspH7

[–]hardc0ded 2 points3 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
The cutest photobomb I've ever seen! 9coms 154pts 1mo aww
Seal photobomb 0coms 3pts 15dys aww
Hey y'all!! 1com 2pts 1mo funny
Animal Photobomb 3coms 5pts 1mo pics
Seal Photobomb 20coms 183pts 5mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]Yserbius[!] 0 points1 point ago

There's a much older and much more popular submission than that. It must of had something like 2000 karma.

[–]bobishdabombish 1 point2 points ago

you used my favourite spelling of favorite!

[–]remmycool 1 point2 points ago

Top two, at least.

[–]XxGrifdadxX 1 point2 points ago

Photo bombing level: seal

[–]CircleJerk_Shepherd 3 points4 points ago

Photo bombing level: seal

XxGrifdadxX, time to rejoin the flock.

[–]excited_by_typos 0 points1 point ago

I LIKE YOU

[–]Panagoman 1 point2 points ago

Oh, its THIS photo again...

[–]FamilyToad 0 points1 point ago

It's ok because he's insinuating that he knows it's a repost! Free karma!

[–]Denbert 0 points1 point ago

This photo taught me what a photo bomb was. Oh I feel old now.

[–]merlin-the-wizard 0 points1 point ago

This is literally my background to everything.

[–]tieranosaur 0 points1 point ago

cross posting to /r/PenguinPics ...

[–]SeaOfAnarchy 0 points1 point ago

mine too

[–]Reddit_Pirate 0 points1 point ago

I've got this picture on my desk at work and whenever I feel bad I look at it and smile :)

[–]1CUpboat 0 points1 point ago

This made me giggle like an idiot, so I'm gonna upvote your British ass.

[–]ooorgh 0 points1 point ago

bad joke SEAL

[–]talan123 0 points1 point ago

Those penguins are so going to get eaten.

[–]Ilikepineapplez 0 points1 point ago

The seal takes all the credit.

[–]Zooperman 0 points1 point ago

the seal scared the shit out of me.

[–]kaltorak 0 points1 point ago

Commander Shepard?

[–]taylorrmade 0 points1 point ago

Hmm........nope, still not tired of it.

[–]hoorayforcats 0 points1 point ago

I can't explain it, even though I've seen the picture like 15 times now, I chuckle every time

[–]aphitt 0 points1 point ago

The penguin right behind the seal looks like he is wearing a butt hat...makes me laugh

[–]croutonsoup 0 points1 point ago

"Excuse me we don't allow photos of the penguins sir"

[–]sarcasmo154 0 points1 point ago

I love it too.. Join the CLUB!

[–]FrogDie 0 points1 point ago

Hey guuuurl! You got yourself a sony camcorder? Fabulouuuuuuuus! -Sealla

[–]Levy_Wilson 0 points1 point ago

"Hey, wanna watch me eat that penguin?"

[–]FLIPSxFTW 0 points1 point ago

Photo bombing animal planet style

[–]MrIllusions 0 points1 point ago

Photobombing like a freaking pro.

[–]DanDaDestroyer 0 points1 point ago

my peripheral vision just scared the shit outta me

[–]alexmies 0 points1 point ago

Afterwards, a penguin massacre ensued.

[–]OrionStarr 0 points1 point ago

More adorable than the Crasher Squirrel.

[–]Akanderson87 0 points1 point ago

Even in the animal kingdom there are photo bombers.

[–]SurleynotPickles 0 points1 point ago

Photo bomb Level: Fuck penguins I'm a seal :D

[–]eclectro 0 points1 point ago

I think this picture remains my favorite.

[–]ldawg092498 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because he's gonna eat them

[–]gizadog 0 points1 point ago

It's not a cat. Upboat!

[–]MagicPonyRide 0 points1 point ago

Haters gonna Hate.

[–]etan_causale 0 points1 point ago

[–]choppersmash 0 points1 point ago

Oh hai!!

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

Oh, hello.

[–]FutzBucket 0 points1 point ago

Saved, and thank you!

[–]belladonnadiorama 0 points1 point ago

"Hayyyyyyyy... I heard you was giving out da fish! Gimme some fish?"

[–]CockOfTheRock 0 points1 point ago

as I was clicking this I was all "hahah oh this will be so wrong. the best photo on the internet is obviously that seal photobombing tho- YES!"

[–]loser23ddy 0 points1 point ago

seal, trolling the shit out of penguins

[–]Trivvy 0 points1 point ago

Why. Why is this being upvoted? I see many posts about people bitching about reposts and people agreeing. And then watch people upvote reposts.

[–]FlyingPirate 0 points1 point ago

Where is that one penguins head....wtf

[–]amod00 0 points1 point ago

what's going down with those two penguins on the left?

[–]GitEmSteveDave 0 points1 point ago

I like the squirrel one only slightly more.

[–]SkiingDreamer 0 points1 point ago

"Its just a bunch of penguins, I don't ge-HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA LOOK AT THE FUCKING SEAL"

[–]NoAirBanding 0 points1 point ago

[–]shall_2 0 points1 point ago

Oh hai mark!

[–]vVvMaze 0 points1 point ago

Are you commander shepard?

[–]Benjammin123 0 points1 point ago

I didn't laugh out loud but I had a chuckle. Also if you've already seen this " like 12 times already" perhaps you should spend less time on your computer.

[–]Layfonkaboo 0 points1 point ago

Took me awhile to figure out what you were talking about...

[–]knofle 0 points1 point ago

You haven't been on the internet enough.

[–]steve0suprem0 0 points1 point ago

they really know how to party at the pole.

[–]PsiLoCyBiNTriP 0 points1 point ago

"GAAAYYYYYYYYYY!"

[–]bmwills066 0 points1 point ago

Photo-bomb level ∞

[–]RubyBlye 0 points1 point ago

That seals this as the photo bomb of the day.

[–]Throwawaychica 0 points1 point ago

I jumped in my chair and then snorted!!!

Those big eyes freaked me out for a second!

[–]ChocoBerryOwlMaster 0 points1 point ago

For a moment, I thought it was Voldemort photo bombing penguins...then I realized, it was a seal photo bombing penguins.

[–]loyalone 0 points1 point ago

Just a happy reminder that, while humans created photography, they might not have created photo-bombing.

[–]cpumatt 0 points1 point ago

Walrus', photo bombing before it was mainstream.

[–]alphaxistephie 0 points1 point ago

so many penguins!

[–]hickgorilla 0 points1 point ago

Best all time photo bomb in all of life.

[–]septimus379 0 points1 point ago

You, my friend, have not been a redditor for long enough.

[–]palinfailin 0 points1 point ago

OH HAI!

[–]herpderp020 0 points1 point ago

Derp level: over 9000

[–]flying_squirrel_cat -1 points0 points ago

Oh HAI GUYS! Ima Seal!

[–]nupoorsa -1 points0 points ago

Am I doing it right, Dad? http://i.imgur.com/6nHd5.jpg

[–]chaos8803 -1 points0 points ago

I believe you spelled favorite wrong, silly non-American.

[–]poopballzez -1 points0 points ago

Stupid ass British people always adding an unnecessary u to words.

[–]CertifiableNorris -1 points0 points ago

This has been posted so many times that I don't know whether you're actually posting the image as a genuine submission, or whether you have only linked to it in order to refer to it.

It's photshopped, it's fake, it's old. Why are people upvoting this crap?