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[–]spinozasrobot 161 points162 points ago

He died for your sole.

[–]ani625 30 points31 points ago

He showed true dignity in de-feet.

[–]FantomEx 9 points10 points ago

Crushified for your sins.

[–]dumnezero 16 points17 points ago

He laid his dreams flat on the ground, for others to walk over them.

[–]Sonorama21 26 points27 points ago

He has the power to heel.

[–]scottles 1 point2 points ago

FUNNY!

[–]binarytree 4 points5 points ago

He was killed by the shoes.

[–]Sonorama21 1 point2 points ago

Fuckin' nikes.

[–]ThatOtherGai 7 points8 points ago*

He was forced to tred for hours through mud and dirt.

[–]cephalgia 9 points10 points ago

King of the Shoes

[–]Bronystopheles 10 points11 points ago

And when they opened the trash on the third day, the Kleenex was gone.

[–]scottles 0 points1 point ago

THAT is good.

[–]seltsame 52 points53 points ago

"Why don't cockroaches go to church?" - "Because they are in sects."

[–]wpiman 25 points26 points ago

Brilliant.

In his passion, he was burned by a large magnifying glass and his legs were pulled off.

Although the walking on water isn't considered much of a miracle in his case....

[–]crotalos 3 points4 points ago

Am i the only one that feels that reddit is really really REALLY obsesed with christianity? I mean, im really bored of seeing the same complains everyday... Better go to 4chan lol

[–]AGaW 1 point2 points ago

Christianity is the majority.

[–]Shiredragon 3 points4 points ago

Christianity is the majority.

Correction, most readers are from what is generally considered Western Culture. This is a cultural heritage that is largely influenced, both past and present, by Christianity. Thus, a largely Western Culture based atheist group is going to target the religious ideas that they are commonly in contact with.

TL;DR - Read the FAQ, it tells you why.

[–]LokiTheSkeptic 0 points1 point ago

2 billion Christians on the globe, they are the majority....

[–]wpiman -1 points0 points ago

Christians are really obsessed with Christianity.... FTFY,,,,

[–]Krystie 17 points18 points ago

Lots of good ones, here's one I saw recently:

http://www.funnymotivationalposters.info/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Religion2.jpg

I was searching for sloth_goonies_face.jpeg and derpina.tiff but google didn't yield many relevant results

[–]BarrySquared 45 points46 points ago

I've always been a fan of this one

Edited for correct link.

[–]modestlycocky 6 points7 points ago

I knew this would be here. My personal favorite. It's so appropriate.

[–]w4ck02 5 points6 points ago

Reminds me of Coraline.

[–]CinemaDrAJ 1 point2 points ago

I came here to post this picture, good man. Fantastic Image

[–]dumnezero 13 points14 points ago

the churchtank

(Describes religion, not faith in religious traditions)

[–]MrNewguy 27 points28 points ago

"...He was crushed, died and was wiped, and on the third day he twitched again..." from the CCC. Catechism of the Cockroach Church.

[–]cannotlogon 26 points27 points ago

..and he turned to his disciple and said, "Eat this poop all of you, for this is my body..."

[–]poteaser 13 points14 points ago

I work for a catholic church, can't stop laughing at this!

[–]cannotlogon 7 points8 points ago

Oooo...you're gonna burn!!!!

[–]poteaser 9 points10 points ago

no worries, I didn't say I was a member--just an employee.

[–]cannotlogon 6 points7 points ago

Anyone who takes money FROM the RCC, but gives none back is OK in my book!

[–]RoloProgramating 2 points3 points ago

steal something sacred, sell it and use the money for condoms!

[–]cbebop3 0 points1 point ago

in HELL! HELL, I tells ya!

[–]RullyisJRM 2 points3 points ago

I cried laughing.

[–]cannotlogon 1 point2 points ago

Aww. Don't cry. Now I feel awful.

[–]jacques901 1 point2 points ago

You have me dying laughing right now.

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point ago

Sweet-talker.

[–]Entropy72 1 point2 points ago

Catholic or Protestant Cockroach Church?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Carbun 19 points20 points ago

[–]Winged_Waffle 2 points3 points ago

Haha, I like this. Interestingly, even though the Christian cross seems to be from his crucifixion the cross with the circle is from the zodiac and has been sort of passed down through religions. If Jesus hadn't died by cross, I wonder if they would have used it still.

[–]helgaofthenorth 2 points3 points ago

What if he didn't die on a cross at all, they just made it up because the symbolism was convenient?! (cue conspiracy Keanu)

[–]RullyisJRM 1 point2 points ago

Took me a few seconds to understand it. And when I did I laughed.

[–]lazernerd 56 points57 points ago

I still think this one is the most appropriate.

[–]RadicalSavant 8 points9 points ago

Great, so someone will take it down eventually

[–]grundissimo 24 points25 points ago

Roach Bro was stepped on for your sins.

[–]ShootStation 23 points24 points ago

And was scraped off the boot, 3 days later.

[–]foxx1337 8 points9 points ago

broach

[–]Basilides 8 points9 points ago

[–]Scronad 10 points11 points ago

This is, to my understanding, why you don't see crosses (let alone crucifixes) in Mormon churches. They're not big on fixating on the death of their savior.

Stealth Edit: Aha! I was right!

[–]Scuzzbopper 3 points4 points ago

[–]maldio 3 points4 points ago

It's just another carryover that Christians borrowed/incorporated to make their religion easier to spread. Just like almost all of their religious holidays falling upon the same days as the pagan festivals that preceded them, it's easy to find the cross used in many pre-judeo/christian religions. The Egyptian Ankh is an obvious example, but there are even prehistoric examples of a plain cross being used to mark graves and presumably having a religious significance. Early Christians didn't even use the crucifix as it was "too soon." They usually went with the ichthys.

[–]get2thenextscreen 1 point2 points ago

Your wikipedia link just says that use of the cross "may have been rare" for early Christians, not that they didn't use it at all. Also, since a cross is usually defined as any variation of two crossed lines is (and often more complexities as in celtic crosses) it is one of the simplest geometric designs. There was a quote I read about comparative mythology that applies here, but I couldn't find it exact. The gist of it was that similarity of narrative and archetypes alone are not enough to prove influence; just because someone has told a story once before, doesn't mean that every story with any similarities must be derived from it. I imagine this concept applies just as well to symbolism and iconography. So people have been making intersecting lines, big deal. Now, if we find some neolithic crucifixes, that would be damning.

[–]maldio 1 point2 points ago

I think some of the "inherited" aspects of Christianity, even if they are based on universal archetypes instead of being derivative of other religions, still helped in the spread and acceptance of Christianity. It's like the Dying God thing, there's so many Jesus like characters that pre-date him, especially ones popular right before Jesus, like Osiris or Mithra, who is practically a proto-Jesus - there are just so many similarities. On the other hand, like you say, there are other mythologies that are likely not derivative at all, like those of the Native Americans that have similar stories of global floods, etc. Maybe it simply is Jung's collective unconscious and universal archetypes, maybe these things are burned so deeply into our minds, that we're bound to redraw the same symbols and tell variations on the same stories, for ever and ever.

[–]get2thenextscreen 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, the warning about comparing mythologies was directly related to the Dying God/fertility rite meme and Osiris. I have to confess that I'm pretty ignorant about Mithra worship as practiced before the common era in Persia, but it was my understanding that the Mithraic mystery religion in the Mediterranean world was contemporaneous with early Christianity (first to fourth centuries) and so whatever the relation, it would be a bit complex.

I think Jung was probably at least partially right, about the universal archetypes at least. We're a species that thrives on telling stories, and across our entire diaspora there seem to be certain types of stories that repeat again and again. Alot of religious people would see the influence of the divine in that, but regardless some things tend to resonate with people and those are the stories that get repeated.

[–]maldio 1 point2 points ago

Alot of religious people would see the influence of the divine in that...

Funny you say that, I was thinking the same thing, here's where the religious folks jump in and say... "oh the reason everyone has a story about the great flood is because it was a historical event" etc. I like your point about Jung, I think he stretched it too far with the idea that we are tapping into some spiritual hive mind, it's more that the human condition is universal and we find things like heroic sacrifice, "the needs of the many" and "death and rebirth" stories so compelling that we are bound to retell/invent them regardless of culture. No different than the many, but similar afterlife mythologies, it's consoling to imagine that our loved ones are in happyland while our enemies are writhing in agony for eternity, human tribes didn't need to learn about such things from one another, it's easy to see how they invented them independently.

[–]get2thenextscreen 1 point2 points ago

I like you. Let's grab a beer.

[–]lenny247 2 points3 points ago

jesus was killed as a criminial

which I think is pretty fucking cool for a religion actually. the pope should do his easter mass from an electric chair.

[–]imabadkitty 12 points13 points ago

That's just Christianity.

[–]Dana13girl 2 points3 points ago

Wow, this depiction of most Christian religions gave me goosebumps and prompted a lot of self-reflection. Ironically during Holy Week. (former believer gone rational). someone should start a subreddit, r/gonerational!!!

Thanks for the laugh! :)

[–]thygraveerror 2 points3 points ago

There was a great book written about 20 years ago called The Cockroaches of Staymore. I can't remember the author, but in it, the cockroaches developed a religion based on the drunk guy who owned the house they lived in. If you were lucky enough to be shot by his gun (their Rapture) you were blessed with an eternity of beer. Very funny book that deserved a bigger audience.

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[–]bladderbunch 8 points9 points ago

But that foot likely exists.

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[–]harmdaddy 1 point2 points ago

Stock Fail: 1 - Bladderbunch: 0

[–]bladderbunch 0 points1 point ago

Oh, ok. The cross is the foot. I was thinking the foot was the god.

[–]drewsaysgoveg 9 points10 points ago

It's a pyramid scheme: http://i.imgur.com/HrYXr.jpg

[–]SirDerpingtonThe3rd 2 points3 points ago

dude, that's a crazy image. What do the words at the top say? is there a higher res version? nothing on TinEye...

[–]benhamine 2 points3 points ago

It looks like a stock ticker.

[–]zelani 6 points7 points ago

So they're finally remaking SimTower?

[–]KirbyG 0 points1 point ago

All the little details....

The guy in the second from the top row is pouring gasoline on the looters fire...

[–]zubrin 2 points3 points ago

Nope, the pipe continues down to the ground level and is the chemical trail at the bottom.

[–]KirbyG 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, I missed that. Sigh.

[–]Edrondol 1 point2 points ago

Actually I think he's just poisoning the environment, but it may have multiple meanings.

[–]ACE_C0ND0R 0 points1 point ago

I get a "502 - Bad Gateway". Do you have a mirror of this picture?

[–]Just2UpvoteU -1 points0 points ago

This is one of the greatest drawn images I've ever seen. Saved.

[–]on_holiday 0 points1 point ago

Very cool.

[–]Ahhuatl 0 points1 point ago

There is something ironic about that picture.... apocalypse enabled by scientific discovery.

[–]cephalgia 1 point2 points ago

Scientific discovery results in new materials, procedures, and theories of how things work. Human nature is what takes those discoveries and turns them into weapons.

Hate the bomb, not the neutron :)

[–]kingpumpkin 0 points1 point ago

I agree.

[–]Ahhuatl 0 points1 point ago

Scientific discovery

Is a process which is guided by human decision making. To talk as if science is necessarily unilateral and uninvolved with the weaponization of knowledge doesn't seem to be very honest to me.

Human nature is what takes those discoveries and turns them into weapons.

I have two problems with this claim:

1 - It pushes the picture's relevance to religion even further away, 2 - It quietly dismisses all parties and paradigms from any responsibility. If a group of Islamic Extremists took a bunch of every day items, turned them into homemade explosives, and in turn blew up a school full of children, I guarantee 99% of the atheists out there would not say "Oh well, that is human nature." The event would be rightly used to highlight the moral defects of (a) religion. Not only is it duplicitous to turn a blind eye to secular society's own actions that resemble the above scenario but so is it dishonest. Nothing in man's nature makes him fundamentally incapable of recognizing the dangers and immorality of using science in that fashion - which is precisely why we're able to have this conversation in the first place. In short, I will hate neither the bomb nor the neutron but instead the bad ideology that created the former and misused the latter.

[–]cephalgia -1 points0 points ago

I invite you to show me where the scientific method involves the necessity to create a weapon or a prerequisite to a weapon. Science can be used for good or for evil; the intention is driven by human nature. Language is another great example. The words themselves and the study of etymology is sterile, but human application of them is where we generate hate speech and slander.

As for your proposed scenario, I believe that we saw a similar event on 9/11. An everday item (an airplane) was turned into a weapon, and yet the science of aviation was never considered as a contributing factor. The focus of the event was rightly on what human beings did with science in the name of religion. I sincerely doubt that the Wright brothers ever considered flight being weaponized in such a manner.

[–]Ahhuatl -1 points0 points ago

I invite you to show me where the scientific method involves the necessity to create a weapon or a prerequisite to a weapon.

I invite you to read my comment more closely. I did not fault the scientific method, I faulted the bad ideology that governs the usage and critique of science.

Science can be used for good or for evil

As can religion. The fact that the same logic isn't applied to religion is what we're discussing;; not whether or not such logic is valid.

the intention is driven by human nature.

No its not. You're fundamentally dismissing man's capacity to think and placing him on a lesser order of animals that are slaves to their nature.

I sincerely doubt that the Wright brothers ever considered flight being weaponized in such a manner.

And I sincerely doubt Muhammad ever considered his belief system being weaponized in the manner it was. You seem to be missing the point....

[–]Dragonic2020 1 point2 points ago

Repent now! The end draws near for cockroach-kind!

[–]Grisepik 1 point2 points ago

I was actually brought in this faith. Screecher was killed for his knowledge of the great ever lasting peach. And when screecher return he will guide us to the great peach, and let all you booters die here on earth. But accept screecher and you will be saved on peach day.

[–]xoites 1 point2 points ago

An immortal soul!

[–]arc_angle 1 point2 points ago

Washing of the feet gone wrong.

[–]andersonb47 1 point2 points ago

Challenge for the artists of r/atheism, describe religion with one picture.

[–]charlesml3 1 point2 points ago

Oh that is so hilarious! I immediately posted it on my FB status just to see how many people would defriend me as a result...

[–]meritory 1 point2 points ago

Close, because Christians actually are worshipping the human sacrifice of a god, not the murder of a god by another, larger predator.

[–]aapivovarnik 1 point2 points ago

The only way this could describe christianity in one picture is if the savior bug was not killed by an actual "higher" being, but by the bugs themselves. Maybe the savior bug stuck to a bug-made sticky mat. The religion shown here actually has some credibility.

[–]grego314 1 point2 points ago

I'm amazed that they were a.) wily enough to steal the boot (and/or chop off the foot) and b.) strong enough to mount it on the wall.

[–]ValthePixie -1 points0 points ago

It's a copy. lol

[–]ValthePixie 2 points3 points ago

I think it describes most religions perfectly. lol

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[–]idma 1 point2 points ago

awwwww fuck. you got em

[–]veritas3241 1 point2 points ago

As a former Catholic... this is beyond hilarious.

But it does a great job of putting the cross in the proper setting: it's a tool of death.

[–]spinozasrobot 1 point2 points ago

"After the service, I want to see all the grubs in my antechamber..."

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*Christianity

[–]jiggygent 1 point2 points ago

That looks more like.. describe Christianity in one picture..

[–]jenvaughnart 0 points1 point ago

not bad for just standing there.

[–]Randyh524 0 points1 point ago

Why are they wearing sunglasses?

[–]LucifersCounsel 0 points1 point ago*

People are missing the point here. It's not that the god is actually just a human, it's that religion is based on fear of the gods, not love for them. How can you call a god "loving" when he creates people on Earth to test their faith, knowing all along who will pass and who will fail, and then punishes the failures for not being perfect like him?

All gods hate humanity. They demand we be more like them, and obey their commands, or suffer eternal punishment. Why? Because in reality religion is about control. It is used by ruling elites to control the masses through fear. The problem is if you fuck people up enough, they no longer fear death. So you have to get them to fear a fate worse than death.

So, we get heaven and hell and a god who is testing us by demanding we obey our leaders.

In the cartoon, one bug is telling the other bugs how to behave and threatening them with being crushed by the boot of god if they sin. The problem is, that god would crush all of them indiscriminately because in reality, he hates bugs. The priest/leader is actually a lying bastard who is using the fear of the boot to control his hive.

[–]moneymizzlle 0 points1 point ago

Not very much tolerance for different opinions either

[–]lepooscoop 0 points1 point ago

When you compare it to the foot, that bug is fucking gigantic.

[–]MarshManOriginal 0 points1 point ago

BIGGER BOOT

[–]nermid 0 points1 point ago

[–]I_wwebsite 0 points1 point ago

Is this from the Far Side or is someone just ripping off Gary Larson?

[–]stabilo68 4 points5 points ago

It's from Martin Perscheid

http://www.martin-perscheid.de

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Perscheid

His Style has many similarities to Larson's, but he has done enough genuine work, so I don't think you can call it just ripping of.

[–]zHellas 1 point2 points ago

Oh.

I thought the comic was from Bug.

[–]CowsRTasty 2 points3 points ago

Neither. However, the art style DOES appear to have Larsonian influence…

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Are all religions based on Jesus?

[–]Sneakas 0 points1 point ago

There are more religions than just Christianity.

[–]Barb0 -4 points-3 points ago

Bullshit. Boots are real.

[–]Magna_Sharta 13 points14 points ago

So were crucifixions

[–]Uhrschnur -2 points-1 points ago

and a curse is not?

[–]kingpumpkin 0 points1 point ago

No, no it's not.

[–]ricehq -1 points0 points ago

C'mon. That only explains ONE religion.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Rip off one Far Side comic...

[–]moneymizzlle -2 points-1 points ago

There's alot of hate for religion on this site

[–]benjamin_kyle 1 point2 points ago

Haters gonna make some pretty good points.

[–]Viae -1 points0 points ago

Surely if we mean Christianity, whomever-may-have-titled-this-post, we should use the word Christianity. This does not refer to religion in general, it refers to one specific one.

[–]HireALLTheThings -1 points0 points ago

Technically, that's more a definition of Martyrdom.

Also, where in the hell did they get such a small boot?

[–]gilbes -2 points-1 points ago

So how does that depection describe nontheistic religions?

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[–]anothermaggot 4 points5 points ago

Actually, The Jesus was killed by the Romans. Not God.

[–]AsASouthernWhiteMale -5 points-4 points ago

As a Southern white male, I pray that God has mercy on your soul.