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POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS is mad at POTATO-IN-MY-ANUS. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]romple 131 points132 points ago

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P_I_M_A used the wrong "you're".... oh shit...

Let's not let the overall drama cloud the obviously more important issue here.

[–]DustFC 24 points25 points ago

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Pitchfork ready.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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Torch ready...turn me in the direction that you wish me to be.

[–]TL10 10 points11 points ago

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And my axe!

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    [–]SAGORN 7 points8 points ago

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    I give it a 6.47

    [–]PianoPilgrim 1 point2 points ago

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    I'm surprised he didn't call out P-I-M-A on "with somehow jeopardy", given how condescending and smug his other comments were.

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      [–]facebookcreepin 468 points469 points ago

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      I am pretty sick of hearing about P_I_M_A as if he has contributed something to Reddit. That is not to say I don't appreciate this post, I just don't know where he gets his inflated sense of self and where all the people who shower him with praise and attention spend the other 15 waking hours of the day.

      [–][deleted] 327 points328 points ago

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      He is just another 'reality show' celebrity equivalent here in Reddit. For how much shows like Jersey Shore and Teen Mom get hated on here and how the people that watch them gt ridiculed - it surprises me how much in general stupid novelty accounts and stupid account names get praised and 'celebrated' here.

      [–]BritishHobo 207 points208 points ago

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      Absolutely. Great comment. Seeing how these novelty accounts cleaned out the Reddit Awards is hilarious. Most of them contribute nothing of any worth, they just make stupid comments and have usernames pointing out that they'll be making stupid comments. Or they just have a stupid username. There's no real skill or talent or wit involved - and yet there's hundreds of 'omg it's potato anus man hurr hurr!' comments and everything is upvoted to the fucking sun. Welcome to Reddit, where the game's made up and the points are given to people who make no worthwhile contributions at all.

      [–]achingchangchong 34 points35 points ago*

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      It's just a username that took like five seconds to make up! There's nothing special about his comments... at all. Am I taking crazy pills?

      I'll make an alt named FOREIGN_OBJECT_IN_MY_BODILY_ORIFICE, and I will be the next Reddit "celebrity."

      [–]BritishHobo 36 points37 points ago

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      That basically sums it up. All you have to is make reference to sex, rape, asses or shitting, and Reddit'll act like you've made some hilarious joke.

      [–]achingchangchong 44 points45 points ago

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      Reddit: Forever 13 years old.

      [–]noname10 4 points5 points ago

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      Forever a child, sadly I still laugh at those jokes, although less than I used to. Back then I was 8, one needed to fart and I would burst out into laughter. Needless to say, it was very awkward to have me around.

      [–]ghost_pressure 2 points3 points ago

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      Damn.. 27 and farts still crack me up.

      [–]achingchangchong 1 point2 points ago

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      I was going for brevity, but in truth fart and poop jokes will never not be funny. It's the other stuff reddit cannot just get enough of....

      [–]Natv 10 points11 points ago*

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      All you have to is make reference to sex, rape, asses or shitting, and Reddit'll act like you've made some hilarious joke.

      So is the username VIOLENTLY_SEXING_A_SHITTING_ASS taken, because I want people to think I'm funny.

      Edit-Needed caps.

      [–]OtherAccountIsYacht 9 points10 points ago

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      Now now, don't forgot the obnoxious capital letters.

      [–]Natv 4 points5 points ago

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      Fixed.

      [–]achingchangchong 8 points9 points ago

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      Oh my god, it's VIOLENTLY_SEXING_A_SHITTING_ASS! How does he manage to type while he's doing that??

      [–]Natv 15 points16 points ago

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      Ask your mother! ahahahaha ahahah ahah ahaha...I'm dead inside.

      [–]Takingbackmemes 14 points15 points ago

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      brb registering as I_SHIT_IN_VAGINAS

      P.S.- I did not actually register that. If anyone wants to be the next reddit celebrity, help yourself.

      [–]neutronicus 22 points23 points ago

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      Dude, Redditor for 12 Months. 8,326 comment karma.

      [–]Takingbackmemes 13 points14 points ago

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      Well that's just wasted potential.

      [–]neutronicus 6 points7 points ago

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      It's because they neglected to use all caps.

      [–]BoomboxHero 3 points4 points ago

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      I was gonna take it but I decided it would be funnier to register as Ray_Cumfart and fakepost about bananas and creation science in /r/atheism.

      [–]POLITE_SPIDER_GUY 21 points22 points ago

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      Don't forget spiders! They're fantastic creatures and posting pictures of them gives us all a wonderful chance to be the first person to say "nope!" That's what I think, anyway. See you later!

      [–]BritishHobo 7 points8 points ago

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      I like you.

      [–]achingchangchong 2 points3 points ago

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      YEP YEP YEP.

      [–]Etab 63 points64 points ago

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      You're right. I've been trying to ignore those facts for years. I don't understand why I still post here -- I guess I'm just trying to cling to the old, better Reddit, each day growing increasingly bitter.

      [–]jmkogut 30 points31 points ago

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      Ah, a fellow old-timer. Would you like to drink vodka & tonic with me on the porch whilst shouting at children?

      [–]Etab 22 points23 points ago

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      In a bit. I need to mow my lawn for the sixth time this week (and yes, I know it's only Wednesday).

      [–]bubbameister33 19 points20 points ago

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      The wind blew trash from you neighbor's yard into yours, better angrily place it in your trash can.

      [–]spartacus- 16 points17 points ago

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      I still blame this guy for popularizing minimal effort novelty accounts.

      [–]warnerrr 10 points11 points ago

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      I tag them with RES as some derivative of "Worthless "Novelty" Account" or some such, color it maroon, and then hit ignore. So I see that they have posted and gotten a billion upvotes, but I don't have to read the drivel. I fucking hate novelty accounts so bad.

      [–]EASY_BAKE_ANUS 4 points5 points ago

      All my tags are colored maroon, just so I don't skip over them.

      (Since this is all about novelties, mine's usually just to make people go "wat.")

      [–]Etab 1 point2 points ago

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      We should be friends. I just bitch about them publicly.

      [–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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      As much as there is wrong with Reddit, there are still some good conversations to be had here.

      [–]ArcticCelt 1 point2 points ago

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      I keep thinking about building a plugging that makes disappear all the comments by the idiotic meme accounts.

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      [–]aco620 49 points50 points ago

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      He's a pretty new user, but he posts A LOT and has gotten a massive amount of karma in his 3 or 4 months here even though he doesn't leave comments that are different than anyone elses. In the past few whatevers, lets say weeks, everyone has completely dismissed anything he has to say and just points out his username, creaming themselves over it. If you post something popular with a potato involved, the conversation will immediately revolve around him. There's 3 or 4 accounts floating around with almost the exact same username, but his account has such a dedicated fanbase that they usually point out it's a fraud and downvote the person. It's kind of like that forthewolf crap only it's still new and "the thing to do."

      No shitting, I've spoken out against this kind of idol worship, got downvoted to hell, and got this response: "You have your beliefs and we have ours now show potato some damn respect!"

      In PIMA's defense this kind of shit comes out of it, and it's disgusting.

      In everyone elses defense, anything popular will inevitably be imitated and getting upset about it is ridiculous. If PIMA hates the abuse so much he needs to just create a new account and get over it. I wonder how old he is that he's PMing someone imitating his name and trying to get them to stop as kindly as possible before saying "oh no no you misunderstand, you go right ahead and use it!" This is the internet, you gotta go in swinging and threaten them with downvotes! A LOT of downvotes!

      [–]DerTauman 40 points41 points ago

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      No no forthewolfx was good because he asked to be famous and reddit obliged him.

      [–]aco620 27 points28 points ago

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      Yeah, I'll give you that forthewolfx had a great origin behind it, but it was something Reddit never got over. It was a funny and nice thing for Reddit to do for a while, but he STILL can't post anywhere without a handful of comments pointing out OMG IT'S FORTHEWOLFX, SIGN MY ABORTED FETUS! He's also said in the past that, just like PIMA, he gets his share of PM hate mail to go along with all the "fans."

      [–]AstorSapolsky 8 points9 points ago

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      To be fair, if you look at his account a lot of the hype has died down. He posted in the Community Pillow vs. Blanket war and that got a lot of buzz, but people have gotten tired of the novelty of worshipping some random kid.

      He even said for awhile he mainly used another account because the followers and PMs got to him. I'm sure he still frequents it.

      [–]Kohraiyu 1 point2 points ago

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      In everyone elses defense, anything popular will inevitably be imitated and getting upset about it is ridiculous. If PIMA hates the abuse so much he needs to just create a new account and get over it.

      Heh, it's that kind of shit that makes me think he'll eventually be picked up by cops in LA for running around naked and then having it later cited that the whole episode was caused by "exhaustion". Some people jus' can't handle the extra attention one gets when they suddenly become a celebrity...even if it's jus' a reddit celebrity. lol

      [–]aco620 12 points13 points ago

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      I would love to see the news article on that the next day.

      "High school kid found naked in street with potato sticking out of anus

      screaming about imposter potatos. Police chief Andrew Smith was

      quoted as saying "Yep, just another karma whore. We come across

      these kinds of things about once a month. You should've seen the

      schizophrenic guy we came across last week. Kept shouting out Bechus,

      Probablyhittingonyou, Karmanaut, over and over, and how he'd crush all

      the dissenters with downvotes. We usually just spray em with a hose

      and send em back home to their moms and dads."

      [–]BritishHobo 4 points5 points ago

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      I guess it depends how you define power user, really. I don't think he moderates any subreddits, he just seems to post a fair bit and gets recognized because of his 'loud' username.

      [–]AstorSapolsky 51 points52 points ago

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      I DISAGREE WITH YOUR POST, FRIEND, BUT I THINK YOU'RE A COOL GUY!

      [–]Glucksberg 15 points16 points ago

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      Well, POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY is a pretty good moderator, from what I hear.

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        [–]Sulphur32 64 points65 points ago

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        I'm so fed up with all of these annoying celebrity redditors. Someone should take them out back and put 'em out of their misery after a few fawning comment threads: "WELL PLAYED POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS lolololol"

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        [–]aco620 45 points46 points ago*

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        ^ This is really the problem. The "celebrities" like andrewsmith1986, POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS, and even violentacrez are just people that spend a lot of time on Reddit. Sometimes some personal details about their lives come out and people start painting a picture about them, deciding whether they love or hate them based on 1 or 2 small details, but really they're just random people that like Reddit. The cult worship/demonizing that goes on around these people based solely on their username and maybe a comment they left a year ago is pathetic.

        [–]Douchebox 26 points27 points ago

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        Violentacrez just posts pictures of boobs all day. I don't get why the fuck it's so popular. It's like half of reddit hasn't heard you can just google/go to freeones/fapdu/redtube and find enough porn and pictures to keep you jerkin' for weeks.

        [–]aco620 18 points19 points ago

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        Well he turned into Reddit's boogeyman because he was in charge of one or more of the bait subreddits, I wanna say it was the original jailbait one, and because of a story he told of sleeping with his step daughter. But now he mostly just posts porn and gore stuff, and I typically see him comment in the more Reddit-discussion oriented places like /r/TrueReddit. He seems to get upset at Reddit drama involving him pretty easily, but aside from that, he's a pretty normal guy like anyone else around here.

        [–]dont_tell_my_mom 10 points11 points ago

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        Also he mods like every second nsfw subreddit.

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            [–]ChewyLouis 39 points40 points ago*

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            POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS says these are two fake accounts talking to eachother. I'm inclined to believe him.

            screen cap

            [–]SilentStrike 3 points4 points ago

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            That link is dead now, it wouldn't be too much to hope that you made some screen caps?

            [–]ChewyLouis 2 points3 points ago

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            Added a screen cap above. Sorry. The link still works for me but maybe something is wrong with it.

            [–]wingdingaling 1 point2 points ago

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            that first link is to your own personal inbox. no one else can access it.

            [–]ChewyLouis 1 point2 points ago

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            fixed it.

            [–]HotcakesUnited 1 point2 points ago

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            For future reference, you can't link other people to your messages (gotta go with a screen cap).

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              [–]Chunkeeboi 13 points14 points ago

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              Having a controversial all-caps name just gets you noticed so you get lots of karma for run-of-the-mill comments. Who cares? If people want to karma whore themselves it's no skin of my nose. That exchange did him no favours though. The other guy is just a dick. No shortage of them.

              [–]fassy 18 points19 points ago

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              Because there are so many of these accounts now it waters down the number of interesting posts in a place like Askreddit.

              [–]buttholevirus 22 points23 points ago

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              I guess this is a good enough place as any to say FUCK WORSTPOSSIBLEANSWER

              [–]sloppybro 1 point2 points ago

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              Indeed. Its like he's begging me to unsubscribe from AskReddit.

              [–]FUCK_THESE_USERNAMES 1 point2 points ago

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              I hate them all with a passion.

              [–]wingdingaling 1 point2 points ago

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              amg relevent username!1!!!

              [–]Chunkeeboi 1 point2 points ago

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              Of course, but moaning for the good old days never brings them back.

              [–]culturalelitist 8 points9 points ago

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              I just don't know where he gets his inflated sense of self

              the people who shower him with praise and attention

              Hmm, I wonder...

              [–]GetItTogether 30 points31 points ago

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              Some of his posts are actually very insightful. He doesn't actually overplay his username like a novelty account. He just posts like any other Redditor. He posts in many different subreddits and adds to the conversation. Why does it bug you so much that people like him?

              [–]aco620 13 points14 points ago*

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              I'll agree with you that I've seen a few pretty well thought out comments by PIMA. He's even said that since his account got popular he's gone out of his way to be a good user on Reddit, posting informative comments. However, this kind of stuff is a headache to wade through. Out of the 300+ comments on there, practically all of them are talking about PIMA, just because there's a potato in the picture that was posted. Now, I know there's not much discussion to be had over a picture of a cat on a potato, but every time this guy gets mentioned now, it completely derails the discussion and ruins the comment section of that post.

              Edit: I just realized I copied and pasted the wrong thing without inserting the link.

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              [–]Odusei 5 points6 points ago

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              Well, we're all pretty sure it's just karmanaut reinkarmated, which would explain his ego. He's one of the most upvoted people on reddit of all time, and as soon as the drama gets to be too much, he changes names. The only constant is the writing style and sense of humor. The points may not be worth anything or mean anything outside of reddit, but if you give one person too many of them, well, look what can happen.

              [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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              novelty comment? oh you better believe that's a paddling...

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                [–]deimosusn 28 points29 points ago

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                Wait, what? Are you saying that drunkendonuts and POTATO-IN-MY-ANUS are the same person?!?

                [–]sintralin 174 points175 points ago

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                Wow, that's a little messed up. Guess this guy isn't nearly as nice in private conversations as he is in his public comments. It's obvious someone is just trying to troll him and he really lets it get to him.

                I don't even care that he's probably in the right, that condescending tone near the end is just incredibly nerve grating.

                [–]UncleKabuki 46 points47 points ago

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                That tone in general made me want to punch a hole into something. OOHH SOME PEOPLE ON REDDIT KNOW ME BY NAME I GUESS I AM JESUS CHRIST NOW

                [–]Stregano 2 points3 points ago

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                Well, at least you will be to me since I totally just tagged you saying that you are

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                  [–]Craptain 165 points166 points ago

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                  He sounds like a whiny little bitch who takes karma way too serious.

                  [–]sexrockandroll 10 points11 points ago

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                  Somehow that doesn't surprise me.

                  [–]speakstupor 8 points9 points ago*

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                  It's fake. His username is _POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS and that screencap is to/from POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS. No underscore before the name. Someone very bored made a fake account impersonating him being impersonated.... blah, blah, and so on.

                  EDIT: just noticed that your comment I just responded to is fifteen days old... not sure what links I followed to get here.

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                  [–]oddSpace 13 points14 points ago

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                  Because the other guy isn't calling himself superior, sarcastically using smileys, that kind of thing.

                  [–]culturalelitist 5 points6 points ago

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                  POTATO-IN-MY-ANUS (the impostor) posted that screenshot to this very subreddit last night. I'm not saying that drunkendonuts couldn't be the impostor, but there's really no evidence of it.

                  [–]POTATO_lN_MY_4NU5 2 points3 points ago

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                  There's actually a lot of us. We get together next door to Elvis conventions. Sacks of potatoes and lube are always present.

                  [–]HatesRedditors 18 points19 points ago

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                  not sure why the constant focus on making pima the bad guy

                  Reddit celebrities are annoying, doubly so when they have an obnoxious name.

                  [–]DrDWayneLove 5 points6 points ago

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                  I've found most of what he's said to be fine. There are plenty of way worse people on this site.

                  [–]HatesRedditors 12 points13 points ago

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                  I'll give you that, i've never been annoyed by his posts. It's more the cult of people referencing him that gets annoying. I remember a better time, when a story about a potato would inspire Portal references, and that was...

                  ... I fucking hate this site.

                  [–]drunkendonuts[S] 5 points6 points ago

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                  I wish I could take credit for this because it's funny as hell.

                  [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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                  You have respect for drunkendonuts ?

                  [–]HarrietPotter 7 points8 points ago

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                  How much respect did you have for drunkendonuts initially?

                  [–]drunkendonuts[S] 10 points11 points ago

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                  I don't think he's such a bad guy.

                  [–]HarrietPotter 10 points11 points ago

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                  You're the only one.

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                    [–]bbidy 39 points40 points ago

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                    Pretty successful troll if you ask me.

                    [–]jaylow17 34 points35 points ago

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                    Jimmys status: rustled.

                    [–]datdude234 68 points69 points ago

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                    am I the only one that doesn't see the difference? I see people using _ and -, but in that PM thread it all looks the same

                    [–]bacon_cake 38 points39 points ago

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                    That's because it's an inbox.

                    Your messages never show *your * username they show the name of the recipient and the name of the sender only.

                    [–]honfanlol 26 points27 points ago

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                    TO and FROM

                    [–]lord_tubbington 36 points37 points ago

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                    I think "you foolish little cupcake" has been permanently added to my roster of absurd insults. 10/10.

                    [–]black_eerie 85 points86 points ago

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                    My Favorite Exchange:

                    P_I_M_A: Aren't you ashamed and embarrassed about yourself?

                    P-I-M-A: Not really. I think I currently have the clap but other than that I'm good to go.

                    [–]slody 36 points37 points ago

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                    It looks to me like the guy is talking to himself. All of the "celebrity" redditors have tens of accounts they manage. He's probably also drunkendonuts and half the people on this thread. They're all self-obsessed.

                    [–]Yenzin 17 points18 points ago

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                    I'm guaranteeing that's what's going on -_-'

                    This just reminds me back of that Chairman Mao shit that was on Advice Animals/Minecraft a month or two ago. I really don't want to explain it though. So hopefully you're in the know/don't give a shit.

                    As if the original guy really cares about people taking his username.

                    If I ever see melo-dramatic, fabricated drama hitting the front page again, my jimmies will be forever rustled... To say the least.

                    [–]Chachoregard 2 points3 points ago

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                    Nice_Redditor was already a troll. If you frequented r/minecraft you would saw him post and would be making condescending comments.

                    jackfirecracker was almost a pariah due to him going into every Mojang tweet thread and saying a catchphrase. Now he does minecraft mods at the request of other redditors, which made the public forget about his past ways.

                    [–]TheSimpleArtist 1 point2 points ago

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                    I really don't want to explain it though. So hopefully you're in the know/don't give a shit.

                    Sorry to bug you anywho, but were the people involved in Chairman Meow the same person?

                    [–]Aradon 7 points8 points ago

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                    That's why I keep all my accounts known at /r/Aradon

                    [–]bmacgruber 2 points3 points ago*

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                    drunkendonuts

                    I will be using this to impress my friends.

                    EDIT: Oh, wait. That's an account the OP of this thread. I'm out of the loop, an idiot, apparently.

                    Regardless, stolen.

                    [–]SnowLeppard 1 point2 points ago

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                    He could be you! He could be me! He could even b-

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                      [–]cptzaprowsdower 28 points29 points ago

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                      I've always irrationally disliked POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS. Now at least I can rationally dislike the account.

                      [–]zellyman 14 points15 points ago

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                      There's nothing wrong with disliking obnoxiousness for it's own sake.

                      This is just a cherry on that cake.

                      [–]Prathik 95 points96 points ago

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                      the legit potato sounds like a douche who values 'his/her' karma way too seriously.

                      [–]Letsgetitkraken 58 points59 points ago

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                      He's PHOY/Karmanaut/Beechus. (IMO)

                      [–]DustFC 35 points36 points ago

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                      Nice try andrewsmith1986.

                      [–]Letsgetitkraken 13 points14 points ago

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                      I want to joke around about that but honestly, I'd sooner cut my dick off than be a saints fan like he is. As a matter of fact, I think that's required to be a saints fan.

                      [–]andrewsmith1986 6 points7 points ago

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                      ಠ_ಠ

                      Boba fett is a saints fan.

                      As is samus.

                      [–]Letsgetitkraken 3 points4 points ago

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                      Two words: Samuel LMotherFuckingJackson.

                      [–]-JuJu- 4 points5 points ago

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                      Indeed. Their writing styles are almost identical.

                      [–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

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                      PIMA appeared after Karmagate.

                      PIMA is without a doubt Karmanaut.

                      [–]AnusFelcherMD 2 points3 points ago

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                      Sure. And next you'll expect us to believe that Richard Simmons is gay.

                      [–]fernguts 9 points10 points ago

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                      Sweet, delicious, precious, karma.

                      'Scuse me. I need to pop back over to r/circlejerk.

                      [–]docmartens 1 point2 points ago

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                      wipes brow

                      [–]appleseed1234 20 points21 points ago

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                      He sounds like either karmanaut or andrewsmith. These "professional redditors are somewhat pathetic and I'm making a potato dupe now, if only I could see the look on his face when I siphon away his precious karma.

                      [–]Rainfly_X 2 points3 points ago

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                      You left of an ending double-quote and it's freaking messing with my head.

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                        [–]duffmanhb 4 points5 points ago

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                        the fake one sounds like a douche as well... He just starts acting like a dick right off the bat.

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                          [–]fassy 112 points113 points ago

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                          I hate these famous all-caps tosspot accounts so much, what is the appeal? He sounds like a whiny fucking crybaby.

                          [–]boisson 66 points67 points ago

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                          Have you noticed the recent influx of wannabe all-caps accounts flooding Ask-Reddit thread comments lately? Some of the accounts don't even contribute much to the discussion, just pop themselves into a thread, throw in one or two lame jokes waiting for someone to notice their username and then surf on out on their newly-found comment karma.

                          It's depressing, watching actually witty, informative or helpful posts in threads being shunted onto the bottom by poop-jokes written just to elicit a cheap laugh and refrain from being funny after the initial two or so seconds of reading them.

                          [–]fassy 11 points12 points ago

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                          Yeah, you basically summed it up. I actually spend more time on 4chan at the moment because of it. To think.

                          Askreddit is one of the big subreddits I haven't unsubscribed from because it can be interesting and funny, hopefully everyone will get tired of them soon. Usually I just downvote and tag them as cunt.

                          [–]Xenolith5 10 points11 points ago

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                          Realistically it will only get worse.

                          [–]fassy 3 points4 points ago

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                          Yeah, I know that really.

                          If only the mods would become formidible and almighty strict dictators of the world and ban all novelty accounts.

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                            [–]Magnets 2 points3 points ago

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                            These novelty accounts are effectively in-jokes and memes rolled into comment form. That's why they are so popular.

                            It really does get old, fast, though.

                            [–]fernguts 5 points6 points ago

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                            IT COLD BE WORSE, THEY COULD NAME THEMSELVES THE FRENCH FOR 'DRINK'! LOLOLOL

                            Seriously though, I agree. I've recently unsubscribed from several subreddits because of the foolishness.

                            [–]IkLms 1 point2 points ago

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                            The worst ones are people who will come in and say something massively stupid with the username to the effect of "Posts_dumb_comments" and they will get massive upvotes, as will the person who first replies to their comment with "Lol username relevant!!! You had me going there!"

                            [–]TheSimpleArtist 11 points12 points ago

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                            SODOMIZES_WALRUSES is next. FYI.

                            [–]fassy 11 points12 points ago

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                            Aw man I thought you were joking.

                            Hmm, 1,720 comment karma in one day.

                            [–]Twobitz 35 points36 points ago

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                            Novelty Accounts in general are a fucking waste of bandwidth.

                            [–]fassy 11 points12 points ago

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                            Real talk. If I was a mod I'd ban them all.

                            [–]SnowLeppard 8 points9 points ago

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                            Then you have not yet discovered ICanLegoThat :D

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                                [–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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                                P_I_M_A could not be more mad.

                                [–]CLAMATO_IN_MY_ANUS 13 points14 points ago

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                                I pledge to only use the internet points I acquire via my novelty account for good.

                                [–]andrasi 1 point2 points ago

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                                Go and post on every thread P_I_M_A posts on (shouldn't be hard as he posts on practically every thread that makes the frontpage) and screencap the butthurt

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                                [deleted]

                                [–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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                                Too late!

                                [–]HatesRedditors 18 points19 points ago

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                                Make us proud!

                                [–]NonTrivialPursuit 2 points3 points ago

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                                FYI - Reddit Enhancement Suite makes it super, super easy to manage multiple accounts. You just change your "comment as" when you post.

                                [–]mikemcg 8 points9 points ago

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                                I was just thinking that we should all celebrate P_I_M_A's glory by fashioning harmless likenesses of him. I was thinking about going with TATER-IN-MY-ANUS.

                                [–]SPUD_UP_THE_BUM 33 points34 points ago

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                                That's a really stupid idea.

                                [–]SPUD_IN_MY_BUTT 27 points28 points ago

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                                I agree.

                                [–]TATER_IN_MY_ANUS 26 points27 points ago

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                                STOP COPYING ME, GUYS.

                                [–]CLAMATO_IN_MY_ANUS 23 points24 points ago

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                                We ALL have things in our respective anuses!!

                                [–]TOMATO-IN-URANUS 26 points27 points ago

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                                WOW THIS IS EASY. I DON'T THINK IT'S EVEN POSSIBLE TO FUCK THIS UP.

                                [–]PATOTO_IN_MY_ANUS 9 points10 points ago

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                                reporting for duty

                                [–]_POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS 5 points6 points ago

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                                CHOO CHOO

                                [–]TL10 11 points12 points ago

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                                Sigh.

                                UPVOTE

                                UPVOTE

                                UPVOTE

                                UPVOTE...

                                [–]TheAdoringFan 3 points4 points ago

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                                I really hope they all go post into lots of threads and stay active rather than just using them once here for a joke

                                [–]M_C_TATERBUTT 4 points5 points ago

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                                I GOT THIS, YO.

                                [–][deleted] 38 points39 points ago

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                                I nominate this for some award in Q2 Orville Awards.

                                [–]Drunken_Economist 5 points6 points ago

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                                All of them.

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                                  [–]hork 55 points56 points ago

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                                  Note to self: downvote underscore, upvote dash.

                                  [–]PohTayToez 17 points18 points ago

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                                  Oh no! Someone is taking some of my attention!

                                  [–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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                                  Dude sounds mad as hell!

                                  [–]Cptn_Sisko 2 points3 points ago

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                                  HE MAD

                                  [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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                                  How can they both have the same username ? Sorry, I know I'm missing something glaringly obvious but I'm not getting it. Someone put me out of my misery please.

                                  [–]viviennewestworld 7 points8 points ago

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                                  It's the difference between the Underscores and the Dashes - rather like the Montagues and Capulets or the Sharks and the Jets - they look so similar to outsiders, but are locked in deadly hatred of each other.

                                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                                  Thanks for taking the time to explain. Now I've looked at the submission title I can see it.

                                  [–]sakebomb69 3 points4 points ago

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                                  But both accounts in the screenshot use underscores. I don't see any hyphens in either the normal colored font or the green colored one.

                                  [–]viviennewestworld 4 points5 points ago

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                                  It's the difference between the Froms and the Tos - rather like the Montagues and Capulets or the Sharks and the Jets - they look so similar to outsiders, but are locked in deadly hatred of each other.

                                  [–]Cheebahh 4 points5 points ago

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                                  I like the way legit PIMA calls fake PIMA a pale imitation of a superior person. Where did the idea for that account name come from then? I'm 100% positive he wasn't the first SHOCK_VALUE username.

                                  [–]Yenzin 3 points4 points ago

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                                  1) GET RES RES RES RES 2) Filter out "potato" 3) CELEBRATE !!!!

                                  [–]AdmiralDolphin 6 points7 points ago

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                                  WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT??!!

                                  [–]w4rfr05t 2 points3 points ago

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                                  I refer you to the biblical tale of wise King Solomon, and suggest you shoot them both in half.

                                  [–]Rainfly_X 4 points5 points ago

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                                  My god, it's like when you hook up two cleverbots or phone sex workers to talk to each other, only with a dumber algorithm. I honestly cannot tell them apart, or figure out which one is real.

                                  [–]modern_zenith 7 points8 points ago

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                                  Another user who I have started to hate. I'm amazed at how've thinks he's superior. I mean, really?

                                  [–]EvilFlyingSquirrel 4 points5 points ago

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                                  How did this guy get big like that I_Rape_Cats person? Like out of nowhere I see even mundane comments getting tons of upvotes or anyone mentioning their name.

                                  [–]Tabarnaco 3 points4 points ago

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                                  a dumbfuck with delusions of grandeur with a tasteless username. i'm not too surprised.

                                  [–]POTATO_IN_CAPS_LOCK 4 points5 points ago

                                  This is awkward...

                                  [–]Sunny_McJoyride 5 points6 points ago

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                                  Well that potato is baked and piping hot.

                                  [–]Chachoregard 1 point2 points ago

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                                  You want butter on yours?

                                  [–]creepig 6 points7 points ago

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                                  See, this is good 1v1 drama. PIMA has gone full retard.

                                  [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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                                  Man, that's so transparently condescending. There's not necessarily anything innately un-clever about being condescending, but that particular condescension is so stupid, uncreative, obvious, blunt. There's no insight or sharpness or even anything to value at all. Just ego and the artless defense of it.

                                  Why is this here? Downvote.

                                  [–]mushpuppy 2 points3 points ago

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                                  This exchange reminds me so much of 27b/6.

                                  [–]Kalamestari 2 points3 points ago

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                                  Who seriously gives a fuck?

                                  [–]joetromboni 2 points3 points ago

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                                  potato in the anus guy sure does !

                                  [–]Teh_Bear 2 points3 points ago*

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                                  I'd understand this sort of hatred if I thought PIMA was just a novelty account. But a name is just a name. A large amount of time, the things he posted were relevant and interesting in context to the thread. I can sympathise with him in the sense that he foresees himself as having a reputation to uphold. Having an immitator would not only be annoying but damaging if he posted things the original didn't neccessarily agree with.

                                  I'm starting to notice a trend here, though. Like andrewsmith1986 before him, Reddit creates this celebrity image. The famous ones don't start at a higher platform or anything. We as a community build them up to knock them down. But nothings going to change, I'll just sit and wait for people to turn on "WorstAnswerPossible".

                                  [–]EllmoreDisco 4 points5 points ago

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                                  Fittingly, PIMA is somewhat butthurt.

                                  [–]Stumblebee 2 points3 points ago

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                                  If he really wanted to avoid all this shit, he'd just change his name. He loves this stuff.

                                  [–]causeofrecession 2 points3 points ago

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                                  Can someone point out the difference between the real and the phony? I don't see it.

                                  [–]mossadi 1 point2 points ago

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                                  One is purposely a douche, the other is incidentally a douche.

                                  [–]BFKelleher 9 points10 points ago

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                                  To be fair, P-I-M-A has been making some very controversial comments on content alone (not just on being "phony") while P_I_M_A has contributed a lot in the default subreddits.

                                  [–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

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                                  Sounds just like PHOY aka karmanaut... hmmm

                                  [–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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                                  PHOY...Potato...her...on..you?

                                  [–]Dawwe 5 points6 points ago

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                                  ProbablyHittingOnYou

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                                    [–]MrMoustachio 5 points6 points ago

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                                    Contributed? Making circlejerk douchey comments is not contributing.

                                    [–]zedsdeadbaby12 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Wow what a stupid douche-bag.

                                    [–]TheSimpleArtist 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Well. At least his subreddit is locked

                                    [–]Jennynot 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Took me like 5 minutes to see the formatting difference... my eyes must be tired ;p

                                    [–]xfallxoutxgurlx 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Seems to me like half the people on here haven't read PIMA's posts in AskReddit. This isn't a novelty account, or at least it didn't start out as one. He answers questions and is funny. The user name is what gets him attention but he never really played up to it until recently. Even now though I still find 99% of his posts amusing and contributed towards reddit.

                                    [–]blackt1de 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Possibly the most pathetic thing I have seen on Reddit, and that's saying something.

                                    [–]Marty_Stu 2 points3 points ago

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                                    How I currently feel about all this PIMA drama.

                                    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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                                    HE MAD BRO

                                    [–]SPUD_IN_MY_BUNS 5 points6 points ago

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                                    NO U MAD BRO

                                    [–]Isellmacs 0 points1 point ago

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                                    I'd be butthurt too if I had a potato in my anus.

                                    [–]ElijahiscoolOfMC 1 point2 points ago

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                                    Anyone else see that he has the EXACT same posting style as Karmanaut ?

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