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[–]AsDevilsRun 9 points10 points ago

I hate to be that REPOST! guy, but this is probably the most posted thing on r/atheism.

Oh well, if it's getting upvoted, it obviously means enough people either haven't seen it or still enjoy it. Who am I to deprive them of a pleasure I once had?

[–]brandoncoal 1 point2 points ago

I don't hate to be that REPOST guy, so I'll be him for you.

I'M SO GLAD YOU POSTED THIS. I HAVE NOT SEEN IT ON /R/ATHEISM SEVEN TIMES THIS MONTH. YOUR CONTENT IS FRESH AND ORIGINAL AND IT HAS MY UPVOTE.

[–]mathgod 1 point2 points ago

I'm fairly certain this is actually a rerererererererepost

[–]cheezncrackerz 2 points3 points ago

I'm glad to know he still said this at one point. I was getting worries because I haven't seen it for a couple days.

[–]iMarmalade 1 point2 points ago

It makes so much sense it hurts.

Stop it. This is stupid and you should feel bad for reposing it. It makes no sense in terms of a magical universe where vampires exist.

[–]The_lnsane_One 0 points1 point ago

I just died laughing.

[–]Vault-Tec_Knows_Best 0 points1 point ago

I'm new here so it isn't a repost for me, upvote for you.

[–]EndofRebirth[S] -1 points0 points ago

It would seem that casual lurking is not the best way. Forgive the newb.

[–]Punkwasher -3 points-2 points ago

Oh yeah? Explain why Edward didn't burst into flames as soon as Bella started to talk!

[–]canadian_anarchist 2 points3 points ago

Keep in mind Edward was a sparkly vampire who didn't drink human blood. That changes everything.

[–]Punkwasher 1 point2 points ago

I keep making that mistake. They're not actually vampires in Twilight. I make that mistake mainly because I don't know what to call them, but everyone else still calls them vampires.

Maybe they're a new breed of vampire! One that feeds off of bullshit! Puts the whole damned Twilight series into perspective, if you ask me.