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Been running a fever all day, the nighttime cough meds are starting to kick in, this is how I feel (i.imgur.com)

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[–]sambo22 38 points39 points ago

"Mr. Walkway. Mr. Walk down me, I'm the walk way, lead me to the building. Fuck you."

[–]BangkokPadang 3 points4 points ago

Not my chair, not my problem.

[–]Piratiko 2 points3 points ago

Get real.

[–]Shottysalad 1 point2 points ago

The kid in the background goin craazaaaaaaay.

[–]Piratiko 2 points3 points ago

Thinks she’s miss sand. Drinkin’ out of cups. Bein’ a bitch. I bet her fist. I bet her fetalusque…Barggd.

[–]Shottysalad 1 point2 points ago

Lighthouses rule.

[–]SweetLeafKush 45 points46 points ago

You know, I honestly laughed out loud at the cuteness of this.

Upvote to you sir.

[–]mc66a 6 points7 points ago

It's the genuine smile he has while showing you he has feet at the same time. I love him.

[–]Poorly_Timed_Insult 2 points3 points ago

whatever. Long john silvers can suck my noots.

[–]backlot8me 15 points16 points ago

Just don't drink the whole bottle and half of a container of the pills. Worst 9 hours in a korean mall I ever spent.

[–]WeldingMouse 19 points20 points ago

Most of those have acetaminophen and will absolutely TRASH your liver if you take that much.

Just stick to DXM-only cough syrup and 1-2 Diphenhydramine pills (Benadryl) to lessen the nausea and soften the come-up of the Dex.

Put on a good movie or some tunes, disassociate and trip balls.

[–]Omniabsence 28 points29 points ago

And for the love of god, watch out for Sorbitol on the inactive ingredients section. Nothing like a dissociative trip while an unrelenting waterfall of diarrhea flows out of you for hours and hours and hours. Trust me.

[–]stumpidface 8 points9 points ago

Upvote for "unrelenting waterfall of diarrhea."

[–]biggmclargehuge 2 points3 points ago

shoot, i've been taking DMX-only cough syrup...no wonder i've been so stressed

[–]o_g 0 points1 point ago

At least you know where your hood's at.

[–]neotsunami 0 points1 point ago

DMX?

[–]vierce 1 point2 points ago

If you're having nausea you might be getting the stuff with Gaufisen or whatever in it. The pure DXM stuff never made me nauseous.

Also movies are fucking INTENSE.

[–]chantistar 0 points1 point ago

Yea take a shit ton of Advil you'll be fine. Tylenol is teh evil

[–]SweetLeafKush 0 points1 point ago

Dextromethendorphines....

Mah Nigga

[–]PalermoJohn -3 points-2 points ago*

Be careful with DXM and what you eat with it. It's a MAO inhibitor.

Be careful with drugs. Always get proper information before you try anything.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monoamine_oxidase_inhibitor

[–]vierce 2 points3 points ago

Actually I think it just interferes with MAOI's. Not technically is one, so you can still have wine, cheese, mushrooms, etc, just as long as you don't also have an MAOI.

[–]PalermoJohn 0 points1 point ago

Ah, guess I should have checked it again before posting. Been a long time since I took DXM and I only remembered MAO something.

[–]slayer8a 2 points3 points ago

Just walk it off, sport, just walk it off. Now get back in there. The team needs you. slaps on ass

[–]HuruHara 2 points3 points ago

I once had a disorienting 6 hours in Myongdong where I was drunk as fuck, getting dragged along to all the shopping outlets, and helping my girlfriend (back then) shopping.

Going up and down the 12 floors of Lotte Department store is a bad idea when you've slammed a couple bottles of soju while eating some TwoTwo fried chicken.

[–]elliothtz 0 points1 point ago

As a person who just got back from staying in a hotel above a mall in Yeongdeungpo, may God have mercy on your Seoul.

[–]backlot8me 0 points1 point ago

I once had to ride a cab 500m down my street after drinking a bottle of makoli and then an undetermined number of soju bottles, I was in Itaewon, I ended up somewhere across the river... I have no idea how or why.

[–]9sp7ky3 23 points24 points ago

Mista balloon hands.

[–]VictorProtoNewton 3 points4 points ago

Whose chair is that?

[–]Hunter1127 9 points10 points ago

It's not my chair. Not my chair, not my problem. That's what I always say.

[–]jbitndREDD 1 point2 points ago

Seahorses.

[–]Piratiko 1 point2 points ago

What izzy, a goddamn asshole? Tha fuggizzydoin'?

[–]edster2003 0 points1 point ago

wut?

[–]Rafa90 11 points12 points ago

Gooby pls

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

k

[–]sachegrande 9 points10 points ago

Dextromethorphan is a helluva drug.

[–]greyskyeyes 7 points8 points ago

This is probably the one image that makes me smile every time I see it.

[–]Venomousx[!] 3 points4 points ago

Completely agree, can't NOT smile when looking at it!

[–]paindoc 2 points3 points ago

I had a fever last night and I always tend to get hallucinations. I will feel asleep but be able to move and kick around my sheets(and know what I am doing). I also get feelings that my toes and fingers are shrinking, which always freaks me the fuck out. 'tis a silly place, the feverish brain

[–]civetservescoffee 1 point2 points ago

I have that thing too. As a kid the fever hallucinations scared the crap out of me. But after some real tripping the fevers are less scary and easier to deal with. Not because tripping was scary, mind you. It just made the experience of hallucinating more familiar

[–]the_penultimate_user 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could do this, I'd save some money .

[–]civetservescoffee 0 points1 point ago

Nah, real tripping is more fun, and you don't have the bodily discomfort of a fever.

[–]the_penultimate_user 0 points1 point ago

It would be cool to see a documentary about the difference between hallucinations induced by dehydration or other such affects and ones induced by chemicals.

Especially in the brain, although I'll always love my friend Lucy.

[–]civetservescoffee 0 points1 point ago

Actually, that'd be fascinating. Hey, /askscience!

[–]ms_meepers 2 points3 points ago

I'm sorry Mr.Coolhandlucas, it would appear you've turned into a gecko.

[–]RalphiesBoogers 5 points6 points ago

You can simulate the feeling by missing a day and a half of sleep.

[–]brussels4breakfast 1 point2 points ago

Your fever must be tired.

[–]FUCITADEL 1 point2 points ago

I took nyquil and 2 sleeping pills while sick. Stayed up an hour and a half marveling at my incredible haulk hands and feet.

[–]billin 1 point2 points ago

Relevant

[–]TACOfarmerXD 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only person that hasn't been affected by cough medicine / medicine in general?

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

My god I wish there was edit on my phone....

[–]StellaMaroo 1 point2 points ago

I was prescribed Hydrocodone for a couple of days and I felt like life was full of rainbows, sugar and unicorns. I don't know how I looked (probably drooling while staring at a blank wall) but I felt awesome.

[–]xxAilynVelxx 2 points3 points ago

Honestly, this is probably the only post that has made me laugh this damn hard in a long time.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Ahh, yes, felt like that the night before. 101 degree fever, exhausted. Took Tylenol nighttime meds.. best damn lucid dreams ever.

[–]EonOmega 1 point2 points ago

I had the exact same problem.

I had the flu, woke up with a massive headache. Stumbled downstairs, took one aspirin, chewed it. God that tasted awful. Then I got some water to wash it down. The headache was pretty bad so I decided to take two.

Halfway up the steps, I decided to go back to sleep. Like, I lay down on the landing and slept. I woke up on my arms about half an hour later, my headache gone.

I couldn't feel my arms and went upstairs to fall asleep again, enjoying the sleepy-arms.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

thats probably the DXM .. first couple of times i took it for 'fun' i got the same effects.. as in it feels awsome to 'run under the blankets/sheets' .. your feet/legs feel amazing. GO DRUGS!

[–]spikeage 0 points1 point ago

Perfect Punchline. Awesome Picture. Upvote for you!

[–]laniidae 0 points1 point ago

I know how you feel. been sick all day myself.

[–]isleshocky 0 points1 point ago

This reminded me of Stewie when he would giggle at his feet.

[–]PalermoJohn 0 points1 point ago

You need more cowbell

[–]erykthebat 0 points1 point ago

so basicaly this ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2pgWsYSyUA

[–]kolr 0 points1 point ago

I seem to have tagged you as "fart crotch" and I cannot remember even remotely why I would've done so...

[–]BaronOshawott 0 points1 point ago

This is perhaps one of the oldest pictures on the internet. And I still laugh every time I see it. Kudos.

[–]the_penultimate_user 0 points1 point ago

I miss mine :-(

[–]Legless477 0 points1 point ago

what kind of lizard is this?

[–]AndrewP7 0 points1 point ago

I also have a high fever :(... This is how I feel going to work (No I don't work at Duff Gardens)

[–]torbengee 0 points1 point ago

Dude, thanks. LOL :-D

[–]PepeAndMrDuck 0 points1 point ago

Rescuers Down Under

[–]ohmyjessi 0 points1 point ago

This is actually my computer background haha.

[–]homestar440 0 points1 point ago

His chin looks like Voldemort

[–]kraken_kitty 0 points1 point ago

That happened to me last night, except the highlight of my night was:

"KITTY, WHY DID YOU JUMP ON MY SPLEEN?! I NEED THAAAAT!"

[–]cman707 -1 points0 points ago

I was not disappointed by clicking on this link. You did a fine job

[–]wolfgang5feet -4 points-3 points ago

Of reposting.

[–]Art-Stew-Frou-Frou 2 points3 points ago

Welcome to Reddit.

[–]wolfgang5feet -3 points-2 points ago

Finally! I've been here for almost 2 years and someone finally welcomes me!

[–]Art-Stew-Frou-Frou 0 points1 point ago

I wish someone would tag me in. I've been waiting by the ring side for six months now and I still don't know what the hell's going on O_o

[–]coolhandlucas[S] -1 points0 points ago

Karmadecay is a better indicator of reposts than tineye, simply because it's reddit specific. Tineye shows all kinds of garbage; just because someone put the image on tumblr doesn't mean it's a repost here.

This image has been posted to reddit twice, once only a month ago. I posted anyway because 1) I hadn't seen it; 2) the joke here was less the image, more the caption; and 3) I was pretty hopped up on meds. Still am, actually.

[–]wolfgang5feet -1 points0 points ago

1- cman707 was telling you that you did a fine job. My comment was aimed at his/her lack of info. 2- Karmadecay is a wonderful tool. Notice it here in my bar. Tineye just so happened to be the first that I clicked. 3- I think the picture is hilarious. I saved it to my pics the first time I saw it. I think lots of people get fed up when they brag about how original and cool Reddit is, then find 4 or 5 re-used images hitting the front page daily.

That all being said, I truly hope you feel better.

[–]g-dragon -1 points0 points ago

I don't think this image means what you think it means

[–]jennaberry -1 points0 points ago

I had this feeling after toking up once. I laid in bed for about 15 minutes just contemplating my toes.

[–]djellipse -5 points-4 points ago

Omg... You get an errect... Tail when your sick?

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