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[–]Gabygz 203 points204 points ago

It's all fun and games until it breaks a leg.

[–]Mr_Moosey 166 points167 points ago

Then someone shoots it.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]ArabianBlue 118 points119 points ago

Makes shooting a bit trickier

[–]SpeckledFleck 30 points31 points ago

It always does. Like when people won't let us laugh at animals with that hilarious narcolepsy disease.

[–]MichaelDRennie 13 points14 points ago

Sir, I would like two of these diseased kittens please.

[–]adaminc 1 point2 points ago

They died not long after the video was taken.

[–]bakerie 6 points7 points ago

This got dark really quickly

[–]IceMenthols 6 points7 points ago

you made me tear up laughing at work.. thanks for that.

[–]Flexen 3 points4 points ago

I don't know why that was so funny, but holy cow, my stomach hurts from laughing. =D

[–]KittenWithMittens 4 points5 points ago

I didn't think it was narcoleptic, I thought it was a similar thing to fainting goats, where when startled, they stiffen up.

(IIRC those poor kitties had heart issues because of it.)

[–]Peregrine21591 1 point2 points ago

o_0 We're not allowed to laugh at that?

(also does it annoy anyone else this is called "chuck-norris-and-kittens.gif" when it's clearly not Chuck)

[–]Arcon1337 0 points1 point ago

Those kittens passed away because of that disease :(

[–]MrAndroidFilms 3 points4 points ago

HOW DARK?

[–]A_DERPING_ULTRALISK 17 points18 points ago

Darker than Eddie Murphy's brother.

[–]stillercity 16 points17 points ago

DARKNESSES

[–]supareefio 2 points3 points ago

The brothers darkness!

[–]belladonnadiorama -1 points0 points ago

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

[–]HappyTreeSpirit 4 points5 points ago

"after it was all over, he took us over to the house and served us pancakes"

[–]JackassPenguinass 1 point2 points ago

Then he's off to the glue factory and glue is light colored. We're good here, right?

[–]Colecoman1982 0 points1 point ago

It certainly did for the horse...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Then we beat it...

[–]Eurynom0s 4 points5 points ago

Glue needs to come from SOMEWHERE.

[–]profnutbutter 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget the Alpo.

[–]carlos118 1 point2 points ago

Then makes glue and dog food from it.

[–]H5Mind 1 point2 points ago

I'll grab the French Fries and steak sauce.

[–]DougBolivar 1 point2 points ago

And cancel the TV show.

[–]Phallic 0 points1 point ago

That's the joke.

Fucking hell, you don't always have to spell it out.

[–]Always__Disapproves -5 points-4 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]pushingHemp 3 points4 points ago

Or ends up with a knot in it's intestines, literally.

[–]ItsSkitters 12 points13 points ago

It's difficult for this to occur to foals really. I have worked a lot with horses. They jump up, roll over, fall on their backs, flip shits and do barrel-rolls, etc., all the time. Bloat/severe colic is pretty rare.

[–]mad-shatter 1 point2 points ago

Hmm.. so what yer sayin is a big horse aint no sissy made oer glass. Eh?

These bloody wankers. Always misrepresentin the facts.

[–]play3393 0 points1 point ago

Its

[–]pushingHemp -1 points0 points ago

Is their sum problem with grammer misteaks?

[–]play3393 -1 points0 points ago

Those are spelling mistakes. Also, I was just letting you know in case English wasn't your first language...or you didn't pay attention in school.

[–]pushingHemp -1 points0 points ago*

It was a joke dude. Seriously, lighten up. Did you expect me to thank you for your help? I decided a joke would be better than calling you an uptight asshole. I guess I should have. It wasn't even me that downvoted you. Now I have.

Edit: Just looking at the first page of your comment history, you are much more of an asshole than I expected.

[–]play3393 -1 points0 points ago

Yes, I know it was a joke. I was simply correcting your "it's" mistake. I'm sorry that you got all upset and sad and butthurt about it.

You going to be OK big guy?

[–]pushingHemp -1 points0 points ago

Well, aren't you special. You spend your time correcting other people. You must be of mental superiority.

[–]play3393 -1 points0 points ago

Or I'm just trying to help someone whose first language might not be English, and also helping make sure they don't make mistakes like that in the future when it might actually matter.

Why are you so butthurt?

[–]pushingHemp -1 points0 points ago

Because you put your penis into my anus. Did it feel good? I enjoyed it.

trying to help someone whose first language might not be English

Whatever you have to tell yourself. I can guarantee you have not helped a single person non native english speaker. Most of them know the language better than native speakers.

[–]Doylepoints 1 point2 points ago

Hey! This is how SeaBiscuit trains for the big race!

[–]evanrich 0 points1 point ago

Then it's arts and crafts.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]play3393 5 points6 points ago

What does this have to do with America and why are you assuming he is from there?

[–]maraques 44 points45 points ago

Obligatory Andy Carroll post.

[–]ChopToxicity 2 points3 points ago

I knew this would be here

[–]Clarkeyisafox 0 points1 point ago

Ctrl+F, was not disappointed.

[–]ImaWheel 58 points59 points ago

I hate seeing things like this, I'm always worried about the horse. Seems like it's ankles are so fragile! And it's such a dangerous scenario! Don't do it horse!!

[–]Uberhatkat 129 points130 points ago

It's a colt. Like all children, they are made of rubberized idiot.

[–]sellyme 8 points9 points ago

Maybe it's just me, but I swear that people under the age of about 16 can take a hell of a lot more damage than people in their mid-twenties before breaking anything.

[–]wintrparkgrl 5 points6 points ago

meh

[–]jer21 2 points3 points ago

That's definitely the one thing I miss about being a teenager. Now when I injure myself, shit actually hurts for weeks instead of just a day.

[–]sellyme 0 points1 point ago

Being a teenager, I can guarantee you that things do hurt like a bitch, despite the fast recovery. About two weeks ago I managed to chip part of the bone in my lower leg by stupidly smashing it into a large, sharp, marble block. I could feel the pain for about a week and a half, but within 24 hours I was able to sprint.

[–]Uberhatkat 4 points5 points ago

You can't do yoga with a marble block. You kids!

[–]Uberhatkat 1 point2 points ago

Smaller and lighter and less fatter means the square v. cube dynamic works powerfully in their favor. Their muscles and tendons are healthier and packed full of growth hormones. Their bones are, I think, not as calcified.

Why am I qualifying? This ain't /r/askscience! Titanium, new rubber, and goofball. I'm sticking with that.

[–]prof_doxin 0 points1 point ago

I gave my granny a ball like that and it didn't work out well.

[–]deprivedant 35 points36 points ago

Source/video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emxI-nRGWBE

The poster claims that the horse was not injured, rather he kept playing with the ball. It is now your imperative to laugh at this.

[–]Le_yo 6 points7 points ago

Are there any more videos like this one? Of animals doing stupid things?

[–]morkoq[!] 33 points34 points ago

Doubtful

[–]DoctorBaconite 19 points20 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is one of the few in existence

[–]play3393 17 points18 points ago

Nope, that's the only one.

[–]Left4Bread 0 points1 point ago

Animals doing stupid things? On the internet? No.

[–]BonzoTheBoss 5 points6 points ago

Your genuine concern for the plight of horses is comforting for some reason.

[–]play3393 2 points3 points ago

Its (the first one)

[–]crazyike 3 points4 points ago

Actually I think the horse was having a blast. Animals aren't as dainty as they sometimes seem.

[–]_Meece_ 3 points4 points ago

Really? Horses are strong as fuck, haven't you ever seen a horse tumble on the race course? It's much worse than this and they get straight back up.

[–]tyd 0 points1 point ago

you are right, however the race course is a wrong example

[–]Sagerian 0 points1 point ago

I can confirm horses are very resilient animals! That horse would have been fine.

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[–]sirkazuo 3 points4 points ago

That's his ankle - they're supposed to bend there.

[–]spambat 0 points1 point ago

video he's fine

[–]backyardlion 39 points40 points ago

You don't use a stability ball while practicing yoga. That's pilates.

[–]soawesomejohn 34 points35 points ago

No wonder I've been having so much trouble.

[–]icouldntstayaway 10 points11 points ago

yes, that was my problem with exercise

[–]deathxbyxsnusnu 2 points3 points ago

I was questioning this as well. I never use a ball for anything yoga related.

[–]icouldntstayaway 1 point2 points ago

I'm not questioning anything, I'm implying I'm a lazy slug

[–]deathxbyxsnusnu 2 points3 points ago

Hijacked. Not directed at you, and is there evidence slugs are lazy?

[–]icouldntstayaway 2 points3 points ago

Oh you. I didn't say slugs are lazy, I said I was a lazy slug.

[–]deathxbyxsnusnu 0 points1 point ago

:)

[–]latecraigy 1 point2 points ago

No wonder they didn't let me on the bus!

[–]Willie_Main 9 points10 points ago

At least he's on the right track. I just stand in the middle of the room and let out a monotone, "ahhhhhhhhh" for 45 minutes.

[–]latecraigy 4 points5 points ago

I think that's meditation

[–]TheBreeze 0 points1 point ago

He didn't say, "this is what I use to do yoga."

[–]Speedingturtle 12 points13 points ago

So that's where this is from.

[–]sellyme 2 points3 points ago

The horse in the original is a colt, though, unfortunately. I would absolutely love to see this re-made with Big Mac.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 94 points95 points ago

[–]culdceptrulz 19 points20 points ago

holy shit you really are trapped in reddit ಠ_ಠ

[–]IceMenthols 2 points3 points ago

bottom right woman.. she part human-centipede?

[–]Arcon1337 1 point2 points ago

I hate downward dog...

[–]Red_means_go 4 points5 points ago

Titty.

[–]cdnforces -2 points-1 points ago

Pilsner ಠ_ಠ

You better not be a Rider fan too

[–]unseenpuppet -3 points-2 points ago

I expected this. I was not disappointing.

[–]smokintokin 18 points19 points ago

It's nice to see a link with a horse ball instead of all those ones with horse dick lately.

[–]professor_mcnutty 10 points11 points ago

QWOP Horse Edition

[–]fulsin 13 points14 points ago

Awww look it's derpyhooves!

[–]shellbullet17 7 points8 points ago

Take my upvote you brilliant stallion you.

[–]vetro 3 points4 points ago

And my axe!

[–]DerpyO 6 points7 points ago

I just don't know what went wrong.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

What is this shit. Pony threads in my reddit!?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

ABLEISM!

[–]StickyBunz1 22 points23 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Horse Fail 10coms 74pts 2dys gifs
These things are dangerous! First they attack humans now they're trying to kill the animals! 2coms 14pts 3dys funny
The sole reason why I only go to the gym after 11 pm. 5coms 64pts 2mos funny
Haters Gon--Ah Fuck 3coms 10pts 3mos gifs
Im on a ball 5coms 15pts 3mos gifs
Ima Hurrrrrsee 4coms 41pts 3mos funny
Hilarious clip from I Don't Know How She Does It starring Sarah Jessica Parker 4coms 16pts 6mos funny
exercise ball > horse 13coms 97pts 7mos gifs
Horse Derp. 21coms 84pts 1yr pics
I have no clever title 10coms 5pts 1mo funny
What happens when I try to play sports... 23coms 231pts 2mos gifs
Sarah Jessica Parker playing football (soccer.) 11coms 18pts 4mos funny
Never give up... 0coms 11pts 4mos gifs
Never fails to make me laugh 62coms 382pts 5mos pics
yoga ball of doom 8coms 12pts 5mos gifs
Horsing around 6coms 27pts 7mos funny
Derp 2coms 22pts 8mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]JohnnyLotion0 10 points11 points ago

But I haven't seen it yet! That makes it ok!!!!

[–]RichardPeterJohnson 3 points4 points ago

Yes, it does.

[–]literroy 0 points1 point ago

And as of right now, this post has more karma and more comments than all of those previous posts combined. The OP must be doing something right.

[–]StezzerLolz -1 points0 points ago

That's even worse than normal...

[–]InternetThug 2 points3 points ago

Why Sarah Jessica Parker shouldn't be doing yoga.

[–]wonder_bread 2 points3 points ago

At first glance i could have sworn it was a Unicorn

[–]daveinsf 1 point2 points ago

Boo, medicine ball broke off his horn.

[–]PuffingTom 1 point2 points ago

What's with all these horses and exercise?

[–]Fifthwiel 1 point2 points ago

Yoga is much much harder than it looks. And my yoga instructor is hot. The girls that go there are hot. The room that they do yoga in is fucking hot. 38m here. The group flow elegantly from pose to pose while I lurch through the routine sweating profusely, shaking and trying to conceal a semi.

Yoga: A challenge for mind, body and genitals.

[–]sjk97 1 point2 points ago

You feel like Andy Carroll?

[–]Zig-Zag 0 points1 point ago

Thank you! This "Andy Carroll" comment took way to long to find.

[–]Merinovich 1 point2 points ago

[–]spkincaid13 1 point2 points ago

how i picture people who repost things.

[–]DonVito1950 1 point2 points ago

GODDAMN REPOSTER!!!! .....but I must say your title is much better than mine...my hats off to you sir.

[–]CapnKatie 1 point2 points ago

We had a horse that we gave one of the giant bouncy balls with a handle on it. He would pick it up in his mouth by the handle, start spinning it at fast as he could and send it flying across the field. Whenever I saw him pick that thing up I'd get the hell out of there before I got hit

[–]pyszerson 1 point2 points ago

I had to watch it for the fourth time because I was absolutely sure the horse was a unicorn.

[–]SOADA 20 points21 points ago

I always found the one with the Rage faces funnier http://i.imgur.com/54WQ9.gif

[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

How in the hell is that funnier?

[–]SOADA 28 points29 points ago

Sorry we have different taste in humor.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago*

I think it's a legit question. What about those faces makes it funnier? If anything they seem like a tacky distraction from what the horse is actually doing which is already pretty funny.

Edit. I just watched it again and the faces don't even make sense. The troll face is first which implies that the ball has bad intentions toward the horse. The horse then falls on the ball and the ball becomes pissed. What the fuck did the ball think was going to happen? Was there a different "joke" possible than what happened? The ball then has a satisfactory look of laughing as the "troll" was successful.

[–]bvanman 8 points9 points ago

I personally like how the third face seems to pop out when the ball does.

[–]beeztrain 10 points11 points ago

I personally like how deep this conversation on scribbly internet faces which may or may not slightly improve a mild gif in the first place. Carry on

[–]play3393 2 points3 points ago

Mild? This is no mild gif. It's EXTREME.

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

I think silly nonsense should be critically analyzed more often.

[–]yes_faceless 5 points6 points ago

It's just extra dry humor with the all familiar faces included... it just looks funny and makes me giggle...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It attaches human qualities/emotions to an exercise ball. That's silly! Exercise balls don't have feelings or intentions. They don't even have brains!

Don't worry. I'm sure we'll beat this thing to death until it's not funny at all.

[–]Sparklelord_ -4 points-3 points ago

I guess it's that the one with the rage faces added makes the ball an actual character in the event, as opposed to just a means for the horse to fail.

Also rage faces are awesome.

[–]CaptainHilders -1 points0 points ago

I found it hilarious.

[–]darktemplardude 2 points3 points ago

Oh that was excellent.

[–]mbuell01 0 points1 point ago

That .gif always makes me laugh.

[–]Haasts_Eagle 0 points1 point ago

How do you feel about this GIF then?

Without troll face.

With troll face.

I think the face makes it funnier, because it draws attention to how the ball rolls over her prone body.

For your gif too, I think the face is well done.

In a majority of other cases... it is less appropriate.

[–]cant_be_pun_seen -1 points0 points ago

fuck everyone I upvoted it, because it made me laugh as opposed to the original. this shits funny.

[–]Sparklelord_ -1 points0 points ago

With you bro, that one is definitely funnier :D

[–]CannedBeef 4 points5 points ago

So graceful.

[–]sachegrande 5 points6 points ago

There's something wrong with that horse.

[–]cal679 1 point2 points ago

I had no idea you guys could even talk until five minutes ago.

[–]compstomp66 2 points3 points ago

gotta love reposts

[–]corndog67 1 point2 points ago

Haha you're a horse silly. Horses don't do yoga.

[–]latecraigy 0 points1 point ago

They play basketball

[–]whosGOTtheHERB 0 points1 point ago

About a minute or two of laughing. Saved.

[–]ahlaenxna 0 points1 point ago

Best title I've seen on reddit thus far. Good work, sir.

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 0 points1 point ago

I just realized I have more hops than a horse.

[–]Krystaaaal 0 points1 point ago

I think you're doing it wrong...

[–]Chachacobras 0 points1 point ago

This probably belongs on /r/gifs

[–]LibertyR3volution 0 points1 point ago

As the saying goes, "When you fall off the ball, you have to get back on".

[–]haiku_robot 1 point2 points ago

As the saying goes, "
When you fall off the ball, you 
have to get back on".

[–]timechuck 0 points1 point ago

No horse play allowed!!!

[–]MindlessSpark 0 points1 point ago

Thats what i feel like when I'm just walking....

[–]AriAndCary 0 points1 point ago

When I first looked I thought it was a unicorn. Me Wrongsta

[–]daskrip 0 points1 point ago

I bet that's a lie. I bet you don't feel like that doing yoga at all.
I bet it was just an excuse to post up that gif.
I don't mind at all.

[–]HgUuGiGtIaEr 0 points1 point ago

Definitely read this as "How I feel doing yoda" it was disappointing once I found out I misread it.

[–]PwnBuddy 0 points1 point ago

This was the first gif I ever saw, except the ball had varying rage faces. I'm waiting for that golden angel to post a link to that.

[–]pitythechild 0 points1 point ago

This is the first thing I have genuinely laughed out loud at on reddit today. Thank you Aamoldini.

[–]Fettin 0 points1 point ago

Next week on Luck.

[–]Magna_Sharta 0 points1 point ago

I read "yoga" as "Yoda"....this was an entirely different thread than expected.

[–]monicamlm 0 points1 point ago

This kills me!

[–]Jaboomaphoo 0 points1 point ago

I don't think you're supposed to be so aggressive in yoga. That might be your problem.

[–]MRSAweiner 0 points1 point ago

I just lol'ed in class

[–]YourDirtySlut 0 points1 point ago

Yup, that's me. Add in the fact that I have a bad left ankle and right arm (both filled with hardware) and you have the bionic woman flopping about crying...

[–]OnMyKneesForTrees 0 points1 point ago

Just laughed out loud in the middle of class. I regret nothing.

[–]Retromation 0 points1 point ago

I think you are doing yoga wrong.

[–]NGeX 0 points1 point ago

Rofl idk why that was so funny

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

But that's a Pilates ball. Do they use those in yoga?

[–]Misir88 0 points1 point ago

And Andy Carroll is through on goal!

[–]Thick-McRunFast -1 points0 points ago

Hey look, it's Sarah Jessica Gofuckyourselves.

[–]jonnielaw 0 points1 point ago

Not to be a dick, but wouldn't that be "How I feel doing Pilates?"

[–]dp85 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking the same thing...you don't use a ball like that for yoga.

[–]luxVita 0 points1 point ago

making_a_link_submission_to_reddit.gif

HEY REDDIT LOOK WHAT I FO- FUCK

[–]Bacia 0 points1 point ago

what kind of yoga is it ?

[–]Mikebenitez10 0 points1 point ago

And this kids, is the first step in the glue making process.

[–]GopherBeef 0 points1 point ago

i just shit myself from laughter

[–]eyeherpes 0 points1 point ago

But you want to feel like will ferrel in that snl skit

[–]TaurusA -1 points0 points ago

this gif is amazing

[–]BobSaget12345 -1 points0 points ago

Thats what he gets for Horse-n around...

[–]Willie_Main -1 points0 points ago

Sandusky?

[–]brownrain -1 points0 points ago

I'm sure if I saw this at another time, I would have only given it a brief chuckle. But for whatever reason, this hit me just right and I had a good laugh/cry for over five minutes. It was wonderful.

[–]juancoodelz -1 points0 points ago

I upvoted this mainly because I hate horses and it's nice to see them being not so "majestic".

[–]altstar -5 points-4 points ago

Which episode of Sex and the City did this come from?

[–]Willie_Main -2 points-1 points ago

Come on, guys. This is a good thing.

[–]RustleAllTheJimmies -2 points-1 points ago

that horse is behaving very... dog-like.

[–]Warkitz -2 points-1 points ago

This is exactly how I've been doing yoga. Are you telling me that this is not how your suppose to do yoga?

[–]csmoening -1 points0 points ago

That's the complete opposite of how you should feel doing yoga.

[–]Paultimate79 -1 points0 points ago

I liked the trollface version better, but the massess seem to be easily amused.

[–]Playa_dust -1 points0 points ago*

Holy shi** that just made my day. If I were wearing a superb top hat right now (which I wish I was) I would remove it from my head and smile appreciatively at you through my monocle.
Edit: Shit

[–]Admiral_Sarcasm 1 point2 points ago

You know you are allowed to swear on the internet, right?

[–]Playa_dust -1 points0 points ago

Newp. People will get mad and tell their mommies.

[–]TehRawrz -1 points0 points ago

I posted this when I first made a account:(

[–]Texas03 -3 points-2 points ago

I didn't know Sara Jessica Parker did Yoga!

[–]MTBiker2015 -2 points-1 points ago

just woke up my roommate from laughing, thanks

[–]tbgarcia -2 points-1 points ago

It was only Sarah Jessica Parker's first try

[–]latecraigy -1 points0 points ago

You win