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[–]IM_NOT_KARMANAUT 56 points57 points ago

Source. I prefer the original vertical format.

[–]clintonius 6 points7 points ago

Yeah, it forces you to scroll down the length of the t-rex's body to get the joke. The format in the OP sort of ruins it.

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 0 points1 point ago

The format in the "O"P sort of ruins it.

FTFY

[–]asherrd 0 points1 point ago

I was going to say the frame with the eye close up and frame with the short arm should be switched. I still think that but it works a little better in the vertical format.

[–]arccospihalfarcsin 0 points1 point ago

whoa this is weird, the last time I saw this post the top comment was almost this ^ verbatim.

[–]Zomby_Goast 0 points1 point ago

So whatever happened to these guys? They posted a preview of a big project they were working on years ago then never posted again.

[–]stanker4 33 points34 points ago

I guess you can say he lost the arms race.

[–]OswaldtheOwl 13 points14 points ago

Or he's "short" on the draw.

[–]hg38 8 points9 points ago

He's "reached" the end of his rope.

[–]iliketoeatmudkipz 5 points6 points ago

This pun thread captures the humor of the image lock, stock, and barrel.

[–]scottyjamoka 3 points4 points ago

I don't know, I think its reach exceeds its grasp.

[–]woodhead 16 points17 points ago

That may be the poorest planning I've ever seen. I mean, how did he even put that hat on. OR THE BELT? HOW DID HE PUT IT ON???

[–]cspeed 5 points6 points ago

This, this is your only question?

[–]jackskidney 1 point2 points ago

Dinosaur Valet.

[–]devourke 7 points8 points ago

T-rex can't do a lot of things

[–]MustStopMasturbating 7 points8 points ago

True.

[–]StewieBanana 2 points3 points ago

This is why the T-Rex has been labeled the most ferocious sexual predator of the cretaceous period.

[–]SkyrimNewb 3 points4 points ago

Fleshlight?

[–]Repost_Catcher 14 points15 points ago

2 weeks ago

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[–]Odusei 4 points5 points ago

I'm pretty sure that it does.

[–]acepiloto 1 point2 points ago

But this one is reposted EVERY two weeks.

[–]propaglandist 0 points1 point ago

Too true. It's a service Repost_Catcher provides not out of obligation, but out of love.

Love for us.

Love for OC.

Love for not reposts.

[–]daveisrising 2 points3 points ago

Damnit does that dino look like kill face.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsMEeujDv5Q

[–]Propolandante 0 points1 point ago

Bah, that's a better video example than the one I chose. I wish Adult Swim wasn't so strict with FD clips on YouTube. The show is so quotable!

[–]daveisrising 1 point2 points ago

My friends and I drink to this show. Every time there is a running joke drink. So any ants, rocket launcher, cap'n crump, bowls of cereal breaking, we forgot pickles etc. Yeah, please play with a drink being sipping beer...

[–]jimmy_legs 0 points1 point ago

My thoughts exactly. It's because of the weird off-white color and sunken eyes.

[–]SOCIALCRITICISM 2 points3 points ago

trex looks like killface from frisky dingo

[–]Metaphoracle 0 points1 point ago

yeah my first thought was "omg is that killface before he morphed into human form?!?"

[–]dontlemmedown 5 points6 points ago

Forget putting on the hat, the belt, or getting the gun. HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET INTO THE BUILDING.

[–]kibble 4 points5 points ago

Pushed on the swinging doors, I imagine.

[–]MonkeyDog453 1 point2 points ago

I thought the 4th panel was a fleshlight and it took me way too long to figure out that it was an eye.

[–]jlmawp 1 point2 points ago

Perry Bible? You put a Perry Bible strip on imgur?

For shame OP.

[–]Diss1dent 0 points1 point ago

No. Truck Bearing Kibble. Quite similar to PBF, but still a different site. Check it out, I'm sure you enjoy it if you liked PBF.

[–]TyrantKronos 3 points4 points ago

If you're happy and you know clap your.....oh

[–]AngryEnt 0 points1 point ago

Then right as soon as shit is about to go down......BOOM! Meteor. And that, is how the west was lost.

[–]jakemcd184 0 points1 point ago

only two types of people in this world: monkeys and t-rexes. an individual's arm length relative to their height says it all.

[–]goose666 0 points1 point ago

TRUCK BEARING KIBBLE!!!!! Genius. Absolute genius. Too bad it's no longer active, there was some top notch comedy to be enjoyed there.

[–]tega234 0 points1 point ago

Why does Reddit tease the Tyrannosaurus Rex so much. :/

[–]badong_swank 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone ever questioned as to how the t-rex would even be able to do up its belt? Let alone reach that far down its body.

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 0 points1 point ago

Which clearly confirms he has sex slaves doing everything he needs down there.

[–]DokHoliday 0 points1 point ago

Yes actually, about 10 comments or so ago.

[–]kibble 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what he's talking about!
I've never been in his truck, I swear.

[–]agentsmith907 0 points1 point ago

I got a big head, and little arms

[–]jyunga 0 points1 point ago

Didn't understand until I remembered not to read right to left. Too much manga.

[–]Propolandante 0 points1 point ago

He had an easier time fighting Antagone!

[–]slid3r 0 points1 point ago

Hey, does a T-Rex have short arms?

[–]GDMFusername 0 points1 point ago

Yes, the t-rex has short arms.

[–]RougeSaid 0 points1 point ago

It's funny how I am not the only one who thought the second last panel looked like a fleshlight...

[–]Uncle-Mike 0 points1 point ago

Or he can eat the shit out of the tiny guy, but where is the fun right

[–]graemeallin 0 points1 point ago

First World problems!

[–]synapsii 0 points1 point ago

How would a T-Rex use a pistol with only 2 fingers anyway?

[–]cappnplanet 0 points1 point ago

I used to love the dinosaur with the bone horn on its head, until I realized that it was just a hollow cavity that would've broken off in a real fight.

[–]cleofis -1 points0 points ago

poor t-rex can't fap

[–]blaze_all_day -2 points-1 points ago

Re-Fucking-Post.

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