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[–]Repost_Catcher 209 points210 points ago

[–]RT_VIC 64 points65 points ago

You're the hero Reddit needs.

[–]Oholds111 16 points17 points ago

You're the hero for recognizing the hero that Reddit needs.

[–]Strug-ga-ling 9 points10 points ago

You're the hero for starting this herokarma train of brave souls.

[–]iRideDragons 5 points6 points ago

I'm the hero because I'm a pompous egotistical and all around splendid guy. Ladies, line up.

[–]Always__Disapproves -2 points-1 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]TwistEnding 0 points1 point ago

I don't see this novelty account going very far...

[–]aqualad51 2 points3 points ago

just not the one it deserves.

[–]the_str 10 points11 points ago

Get the original to overtake the repost! For great justice!

[–]Alkthree 8 points9 points ago

Let "Operation Upvote the Original and Downvote the Phony" commence!

[–]incoming_n_word 9 points10 points ago

Downvote train? CHOO-CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!

[–]hoonmaster 1 point2 points ago

THIS IS BLASPHEMY

[–]VikingSlayer 1 point2 points ago

Blasphemy... THIS. IS. REDDIT!

[–]TheKkatrin 2 points3 points ago

I love you.

[–]tflinz 2 points3 points ago

Why can't moderators/reddit auto-transfer the karma up the chain to the OP...sigh. ;(

[–]rocketman0739 18 points19 points ago

[–]NBAallstar 2 points3 points ago

He must have called #666.

[–]speekEnglish 7 points8 points ago

Gordon Ramsay is probably on the line..

Ha got it??

[–]tashtrac -4 points-3 points ago

Yeah, I got it. And then downvoted you for the stupid 'got it??' link.

[–]Ice_Cream_Kony 8 points9 points ago

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

[–]Bromatron 1 point2 points ago

No John, you are Phone.

[–]FirebertNY 1 point2 points ago

I...I love phone.

[–]chosenignorance 0 points1 point ago

thank you for your user name.

[–]TheSmarach 0 points1 point ago

Jesus was phone

[–]Cynical_Lurker 0 points1 point ago

Yes, this is madness.

[–]AQUA2 1 point2 points ago

He's probably reserving seats for dinner, in hell.

[–]Kuina 2 points3 points ago

"You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have-

Yes, I would like cheese on that."

[–]exactlywhatweneed 3 points4 points ago

[–]anacche 1 point2 points ago

I'd like to pledge earth and water.

[–]asstits 1 point2 points ago

Did he do anything else that came remotely to his role in 300?

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 5 points6 points ago

he did Law Abiding Citizen which is an awesome thriller about revenge. I may be biased because I love revenge movies but I thought that movie was awesome.

[–]Dreamwaltzer 1 point2 points ago

no no, that was Red Engineer.

[–]asstits 0 points1 point ago

Only revenge movie I care for is Oldboy.. Oscar.

[–]madjackrogers 2 points3 points ago

he was the goddamn phantom of the opera.

[–]allysar 0 points1 point ago

I love that movie, he is a sexy beast

[–]blue-yoshi 0 points1 point ago

He actually played a sexy Beast on SNL.

[–]brodiemann 0 points1 point ago

And he was Dracula 2000.

Yes, I saw it in theatres. I'm a Dracula fanboy, it was the first novel I ever read.

[–]lurkersaurus 1 point2 points ago

it was the first novel I ever read.

I bet that sucked. One of the most annoying books I have ever read. I like the story, but the format ruined it for me.

[–]brodiemann 1 point2 points ago

I was 6, so I hadn't really developed my literary palate yet. I was really into bats as a kid after a trip to Carlsbad Cavern, so I also got into vampires.

[–]lurkersaurus 0 points1 point ago

Fuck, i read that at 20 and almost put it down. Thats pretty impressive at 6.

[–]lack_of_ideas 0 points1 point ago

Still haven't watched it out of fear that Gerard Butler makes a fool of himself. So he doesn't?

[–]notbookies 1 point2 points ago

P.S. I love You.

...does that count?

[–]velkyr 0 points1 point ago

I hate romance movies. I find them boring. But no matter how many times I watch p.s I love you I cry. Gerard Butler dying is too much for me to handle.

[–]lurkersaurus 0 points1 point ago

He looks similar to the guy that played John Winchester in Supernatural, but other than that...no.

[–]rospaya 0 points1 point ago

Rocknrolla wasn't bad.

[–]iamadogforreal 1 point2 points ago

Middle aged sparta.

"Yeah, the guys and I kind outgrew the whole fighting, murder, and rape thing and now play in a blues band and fix motorcycles. Our motorcycle club has a week of service a year, so I'm answering phones for a telethon."

/never grow up

[–]fightthapower 1 point2 points ago

"yes, is this dog?' "NO, THIS IS SPARTA!"

[–]Toxity 1 point2 points ago

"Hello, this is dog." "Oh, nevermind :("

[–]CowFloaties 0 points1 point ago

I can never get through to Sparta...

[–]nancylikestoreddit 0 points1 point ago

Gerard Butler is such a beefcake.

[–]anduin1 0 points1 point ago

I hope he does it in the same accent

[–]aschalin 0 points1 point ago

.

[–]was_that_sparta 0 points1 point ago

You sure?

[–]Hezza8 0 points1 point ago

no this is patrick

[–]BrandonSaintRandy 0 points1 point ago

This is why I have Internet.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 0 points1 point ago

Hello, is this madness?... oh sorry.

[–]NoUrImmature -1 points0 points ago

I thought I had dialed madness...my bad.

[–]mc66a 4 points5 points ago

[–]incoming_n_word 1 point2 points ago

It seems you put the answer in the question. I'm going to assume your question is rhetorical.

[–]mc66a 0 points1 point ago

It was. My apologies.

[–]NoUrImmature 0 points1 point ago

I was actually unaware this was a repost.

[–]Grandmaster-M -1 points0 points ago

wait... this is funny?

[–]Thissqid -2 points-1 points ago

You accidentally posted this to funny....it's supposed to be funny.

[–]vdigi6 -1 points0 points ago

Apparently the mere act of portraying a Spartan in film is enough to send you to drug rehab.

[–]Shyamallamadingdong -1 points0 points ago

Oh, excuse me. I thought I was calling madness. I'll try the number again.

from when this was posted before

[–]watchthenlearn -5 points-4 points ago

[–]TheCraterProject[S] -5 points-4 points ago

To anyone complaining that this is a repost look at the addresses for the images of this one and the "Original."