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[–]DJ__Roomba 78 points79 points ago

I like to imagine that he just kept running to his destination.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

It's about the journey, not the destination! After a journey like that, I'd just keep running.

[–]sgst 5 points6 points ago

After a journey like that I'd need to stop off and buy new trousers

[–]spiraleclipse 2 points3 points ago

Nice try, Mass Effect 3.

[–]brokenpheonix 2 points3 points ago

Apparently he was going on a date and was actually running late. He gave an interview somewhere but I can't find it.

[–]herpderpedia 69 points70 points ago

And its SPEED couldn't go below 55 or the bus would explode! I believe it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down"

[–]PhantomSwagger 19 points20 points ago

It's like Speed 2, only with a bus instead of a boat!

[–]SHFT 4 points5 points ago

Speed III:I'm on a bus, motherfucka

[–]Jizzworthy 6 points7 points ago

Speed IV: Moped Challenge

[–]KingTroll69 2 points3 points ago

That is rather jizzworthy.

[–]randyrectem 2 points3 points ago

Speed III, glacier of doom.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Tyaedalis 10 points11 points ago

At least they would be able to radio in an ambulance. Way faster than calling 911.

[–]yangx 5 points6 points ago

Hmm I always wondered whether the person laying in front of an ambulance have higher priority than its intended destination.

[–]pepperman7 11 points12 points ago

I've seen this 20 times and I still get anxiety at the end.

[–]ononesown 9 points10 points ago

Do not go below 50.

[–]hankofthehill 14 points15 points ago

FUCK YOU I'M A BUS

[–]FantastcMrFawkes 21 points22 points ago

[–]hankofthehill 6 points7 points ago

Mother of god. Thank you.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

I second these thanks. You, sir, have made my night legen.....

[–]jdb12 4 points5 points ago

dary!

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

you. i like you.

[–]jdb12 0 points1 point ago

Why thank you!

[–]JesterAzazel 0 points1 point ago

That is a lot of bus wrecks.. Thanks for the phobia, fawker.

[–]watchthenlearn 6 points7 points ago

I honestly don't know what I would have done in this situation and that scares me. That guy made the decision to run faster... I don't know if I would have done that or tried to turn back the other way.

[–]infidel78 7 points8 points ago*

middle aged whitebanker suddenly runs the 40 faster than darrell green

edit: formatting

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul 3 points4 points ago

darrell green

old school

[–]infidel78 1 point2 points ago

still runs a sub 4.5 i bet

[–]killerfirefly81 0 points1 point ago

i believe it, he ran a 4.4 at 42 or 43 years old

[–]infidel78 1 point2 points ago

4.43 at 50 years old, fast fast man

[–]Melissapants 7 points8 points ago

Can't. Stop. Watching.

[–]Rob9159 21 points22 points ago

Who cares about the guy running, i feel sorry for who's car got rear-ended.

[–]ViagraSailor 11 points12 points ago

That car turned on it's windshield wipers in anticipation of hitting the guy and wiping him off the windshield.

[–]redsworldchapmions 2 points3 points ago

woah, i've actually seen this on the "LULZ SUPERHUMAN SURVIVAL GENERIC TV SHOWS" and they interviewed this guy. he was actually running late and heard the bus start honking and fucking booked it. safe to say he made it to his meeting on time.

[–]ayeroxor 44 points45 points ago

Apparently, it's supposed to be reposted every two months. You're late.

title comnts points age /r/
How I feel after almost clicking a GoneWild link with [m] in it. 12coms 137pts 4mos funny
Facebook gets makeover, Google+ is open to public... (Repost) 9coms 67pts 6mos gifs
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[–]DonutDisturb 18 points19 points ago

I don't mind reposts but when I know the gif from the title it becomes kinda meh.

[–]ButtonJoe 12 points13 points ago

Most recently 4 months ago isnt too bad. It's new to me anyway.

[–]yurfrenden 7 points8 points ago

Sucks for that guy, he was about a foot away from A LOT of money.

[–]guynamedjames 5 points6 points ago

It doesn't look like he managed to get off scott-free, but he definitely missed the brunt of the collision (and survived as a result). So he probably did get a solid chunk of change with non-life threatening injuries. Hooray!

[–]Usachampion 2 points3 points ago

It almost looks like the bus swerved towards him.

[–]dietbroccoli 2 points3 points ago

Thank you, adrenaline.

[–]voyagerrr 1 point2 points ago

Oh my godddd. I have this fucking dream every night.

[–]digiorknow 1 point2 points ago

Elusive dreaming.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

lucid dreaming. TURN THAT BUS INTO A FROG! happy dream :)

[–]mStewart207 1 point2 points ago

Jesus fuck.

[–]Lord_of_Womba 1 point2 points ago

I'm really not sure which one is late

[–]donnissoph 1 point2 points ago

Is it weird that I can't stop laughing at this

[–]i3rent 1 point2 points ago

AMA Request: THAT GUY.

[–]grzzzly 1 point2 points ago

In soviet russia, bus misses YOU!

[–]Toxity 1 point2 points ago

I guess the driver was bus-y

[–]majormeathooks 1 point2 points ago

run over pedestrians...LIKE A BUS

[–]and_then_he_said 1 point2 points ago

That actually happened in Romania. It was all over the news.

Brakes failed on the bus. Nobody was injured and Spiderman's identity was revealed.

[–]the_dying_punk 3 points4 points ago

Wouldn't you stop or at least go back instead of trying to make it across

[–]ejackso1 27 points28 points ago

No. Once you decide to run across, you keep going.

You have no idea how many squirrels would not have been squished to death by my car tire if they thought like this man.

[–]devourke 3 points4 points ago

Danger Zone

[–]Copo55 1 point2 points ago

You'll never say hello to you
Until you get it on the red line overload

[–]Momentstealer 4 points5 points ago

That's called Deer in Headlights.

[–]penguinswithpie 5 points6 points ago

No need to downvote him for asking a question.

[–]nmstuvaon 1 point2 points ago

Username is relevant

[–]peterp4nda 2 points3 points ago

RE RE RE RE RE RE:

[–]TKyle_24 0 points1 point ago

Nope, to that!

[–]Gatorama 0 points1 point ago

Never run on a Zebra Crossing.

[–]mysticdickstick 0 points1 point ago

old as the internet but gets my heart pumpin every time. RUN you middle-working-class guy in black suit with briefcase.... YOU'LL make it.

[–]thatabeme 0 points1 point ago

And this is the case that led to texting while driving a bus to be outlawed.

[–]DENelson83 0 points1 point ago

Why in the FUCK did that bus not stop?! Brake failure? Stuck gas pedal? Driver with a vendetta?

Driver distracted? :o

[–]xenostrife 0 points1 point ago

If he is going to hospital he might get a ride with the ambulance after.

[–]Nongosu 0 points1 point ago

Bus 62 runs always!

[–]Zenitram 0 points1 point ago

Ok... I watched the entire thing. The top comment says to skip to 3:53 but I disagree. Skip to 3:00 and enjoy.

[–]Carl_E_Jr 0 points1 point ago

The fuck...?

[–]Jakeballs 0 points1 point ago

If it weren't for disguised black powers he would have never been able to outrun that shit

[–]Jayross 0 points1 point ago

Is it just me, or do the car wind shield wipers go on when it gets hit by the bus?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for surviving!

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul -5 points-4 points ago*

bus driver level: asian

pedestrian level: asian

asian butthurt level: reddit

[–]stovey12 -1 points0 points ago

A bus just rear ended me?!?!? better turn on my wind shield wipers!

[–]Kaeltro -1 points0 points ago

Is it bad that I thought it was funny as hell that the bus hit the car so hard it made the windshield wipers start? I'm going to hell because the guy in the car may have been severely injured?....worth it

[–]december6 -1 points0 points ago

Nobody else noticed that the idiot ran FURTHER into harms way after he noticed the bus was coming? If the fucking idiot had just stopped moving, he would have been fine. Instead, he decides to play some fucking Starfox and try to speed up past the meteors when Pippy explicitly told him to use the breaks.

[–]Starslip 2 points3 points ago

His head turns toward it just before he starts to move in front of the car, by the time he realizes and reacts momentum has already carried him in front of it.

[–]DamnPants -3 points-2 points ago

Just watch him as he gets towards the end of the crossing and you'll see that it's fake.

[–]Carl_E_Jr 0 points1 point ago

I thought that too, but...