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[–]jwild98 208 points209 points ago*

Narrated by Oprah

Edit: Does this work outside the US?

[–]streblo1 26 points27 points ago

Holy hell, this is genius! That clip and this are the only bits of Jersey Shore I've actually seen. I don't need to look any further.

[–]ulmerster 25 points26 points ago

The background bird sounds are likely to be Snooki's friends upset by all the commotion.

[–]ChipPie2 5 points6 points ago

Can someone post another mirror for us over in the EU? Thanks.

[–]sensors 2 points3 points ago

Mirror for the foreigners?

[–]Jimbob2134 1 point2 points ago

not available in my country :(

[–]mahacctissoawsum 1 point2 points ago

Both those links work in Canada.

[–]jimmy_legs 3 points4 points ago

"Crikey, mate. You're far safer dealing with crocodiles and stingrays than the infamous Jersey douchebags."

-Steve Irwin

[–]RatherTall 0 points1 point ago

that was fucking amazing

[–]seelsealing 733 points734 points ago

Get your jersey shore off my internets.

[–]sk3lt3r 217 points218 points ago

Upvote for agreement. But it IS nice to see one of them punched.

[–]Dirt_Bike_Zero 70 points71 points ago

Especially if it's the Jersey Shore one.

[–]_Jake93 7 points8 points ago

Oh the one that fist pumps, tans profusely, and gets paid to act like a drunken asshole?

[–]StanleyMk2 1 point2 points ago

So, all of them?

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

POW! right in tha kissa!

peter's voice

[–]woah_notcoolbro 4 points5 points ago

Snooki wants smash smash

[–]Asdayasman 63 points64 points ago

Wtf, this is jersey shore? Thought it was a UK footballer doing some shit in spain or something.

Whatever, I don't care about either.

[–]IIdsandsII 21 points22 points ago

Actually, a Jersey Shore is where you cum on a girl's face and punch her in the nose. It's also known as a Snooki.

[–]pbjames23 46 points47 points ago

I thought that was called a strawberry short cake.

[–]Ohshititsomar 49 points50 points ago

I thought it was called "business as usual"

[–]itsrattlesnake 2 points3 points ago

I thought it was called "business casual"

[–]I_DONT_RAPE_ANIMALS 3 points4 points ago

I thought that was called a Rusty Venture.

[–]Rob_0831 2 points3 points ago

Jelly donut.

[–]RonPaulFTW12 1 point2 points ago

I heard Russian candy cane. But i like yours too.

[–]itsrattlesnake 1 point2 points ago

I thought that was called a clown nose.

[–]Deccarrin 1 point2 points ago

i dont care i just love doing it :D

[–]biggestballz 0 points1 point ago

Remember that's soon to be someone's momma

[–]justmakingmypoint 3 points4 points ago

looks like a 2 for 1 actually

[–]Mainstreamscott 6 points7 points ago

I couldn't stop watching it, then my boss walks up behind me, bam! busted, right? no, we are both watching it over and over.

[–]Jeremy252 72 points73 points ago

No you're not.

[–]iflyaeroplanes 73 points74 points ago

But you can imagine what it would be like if they did.

[–]DoutFooL 22 points23 points ago

I knew a guy who had this one boss, he and him WATCHED INTERNET VIDEOS! WHHOOOEEEE!!!

[–]squeelyspooj 1 point2 points ago

Did he have a bullum head?

[–]voice_of_unreason 1 point2 points ago

He did! I seen him with his great big bullum head, laughing and loving...

[–]Ubc56950 6 points7 points ago

I always feel the urge to say this to almost EVERYONE on Reddit.

[–]isotope123 11 points12 points ago

No you don't.

[–]livealive35 1 point2 points ago

Yea... but he thought about saying it.

[–]Dark1000 2 points3 points ago

This moment is what made the show.

[–]HIVEMIND_SUMMARIZER 692 points693 points ago

Physical assault is commendable when I look down upon the victims intelligence and lifestyle choices.

[–]Sqpon 90 points91 points ago

I like this novelty account.

[–]ManiacDan 22 points23 points ago

As the hivemind summarizer, you should know the proper placement of the apostrophe in your post, good sir.

[–]HIVEMIND_SUMMARIZER 100 points101 points ago

Sorry, I forgot it. Please accept this as an apology:

'

[–]BetaMail 55 points56 points ago

Please accept this as an apostrophe.

[–]Klowned 14 points15 points ago

Every time I hear the phrase "good sir" I want to stab someone in the neck.

Just letting you know.

[–]ManiacDan 0 points1 point ago

As long as that someone isn't me, I'm behind this plan!

[–]dancing_bananas 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the info, good sir!

[–]frobischer 15 points16 points ago

As the hivemind summarizer he knows that purposefully adding one small spelling or gramatical error is the surest route to receiving comments.

[–]ManiacDan 1 point2 points ago

Meta

[–]cuntniggerflyingjets 90 points91 points ago

When it's Snooki and taken wildly out of context, it's hilarious.

When it's Rihanna and people don't even know what the fuck happened, reddit despises it for years.

It's horrible in both cases people.

[–]Red_Dog1880 7 points8 points ago

Especially because in this instance Snooki was right, that guy was being a complete dick.

I'm still surprised he didn't get his face kicked in.

[–]stevo_knevo 23 points24 points ago

Beware the downvotes, but you're absolutely right. Double standards abound on reddit more than with "bitches" who like "douches" even though I look like "Tom Cruise" but get put in the friendzone cause I'm too "nice".

[–]nylonbandoleers 7 points8 points ago

Uhh, have you read the police report? People know exactly what happened during the Chris Brown case.

[–]I_live_in_a_trashcan 9 points10 points ago

Reddit is pretty two faced about a lot of things. Some say it is because there a tons of different views on reddit but going into a thread, the hivemind usually takes over. An example is the death penalty. Someone kills a kitten? Death. Someone kills another human? We shouldn't kill others, its wrong. Im not trying to take either side, just pointing out an observation.

[–]Augrills 0 points1 point ago

Who cares what you think? You live in a trash can.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

I'm amused that the only rational response I've seen in this thread was posted by "cuntniggerflyingjets."

[–]smackfairy 355 points356 points ago*

Not this again.

Just because you don't like Snooki(I don't like her myself), it really disgusts me the enjoyment people get from watching this. She's in the public eye because people give her attention.

This guy had been cut off from the bar because he had had too much. He resorted to being a douche and stealing drinks. He took her drink and downed it. She confronted him. He punched her in the face.

"The attack occurred on Aug. 19 at Beachcomber Bar & Grill in Seaside Heights, NJ, during the filming of "Jersey Shore," a reality series which profiles eight young, buff Italian Americans who share a summer home at the New Jersey shore and a passion for going shirtless. In the segment, Ferro, a gym teacher at North Queens Community High School who is not a cast member, appeared drunk and was advised by bouncers to stop drinking, Det. Steve Korman told the New York Post. Ferro refused and reportedly stole drinks belonging to Polizzi's group at the bar. An argument ensued between Polizzi and Ferro, who punched Polizzi in the face, sending the 21-year-old to the floor."

source

Yeah, sure, this is definitely awesome. /sarcasm

[–]brian69 39 points40 points ago

I agree that he was in the wrong but blame also falls at mtv. The guy was already pretty drunk when MTV arrived and I read somewhere that MTV was feeding him more booze and egging him on looking for something juicy to happen.

[–]smackfairy 24 points25 points ago

Yeah, reality shows are fucking scummy like that.

[–]GregEvangelista 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, this is unfortunately true. While it is a biased source, I'm close friends with Ferro's brother (who is actually a real stand up guy), and that is precisely what he described happening.

[–]kivetros 99 points100 points ago

Thank you for providing some much-needed context.

[–]smackfairy 54 points55 points ago*

You are welcome. I don't know why this brings joy. The first time I saw this gif along with the video, I wanted to know what the situation was.

Edit: No pun intended.

[–]chaldea 30 points31 points ago

The Situation was not there, but if he was, he would be an iguana.

[–]zalapa89 8 points9 points ago

Actually he was. He is the guy on the right with the big nose.

[–]freeogy 3 points4 points ago

Because the only women Reddit likes are naked and quiet.

[–]wingdingaling 5 points6 points ago

"Reddit" consists of 35 million people. How can you possibly generalize an entire group like that?

[–]freeogy 3 points4 points ago

If Reddit wasn't a site based entirely around those 35 million people democratically deciding what's "good," then I'd agree.

[–]wingdingaling 3 points4 points ago

Only a tiny fraction of that 35 million will ever see this post. And even then, this submission only has 54% approval.

Nope. You can't generalize 35 million people like that. There are plenty of valid criticisms, but yours isn't one of them.

[–]prof_doxin 15 points16 points ago

High School gym teacher who steals, gets wasted, and punches girls in the face? Yes, he got fired promptly. Then, he enlisted in the Army.

[–]mr_garcizzle 0 points1 point ago

Scouts out, hooah.

[–]AintGettinDatKarma 2 points3 points ago

The people who endlessly complain about how stupid Snooki is, and how Jersey shore is the downfall of society, need to take a look at themselves.

First off, they can't see how horribly fake all of these characters are, and second, this base of viewers is the main reason jersey shore is so popular.

[–]Bluemoo25 3 points4 points ago

I may be one of the few Redditors who genuinely enjoys an episode of the Jersey Shore.

It's like watching a train wreck.

Don't judge me ಠ_ಠ

[–]smackfairy 1 point2 points ago

haha no worries, I know some just watch because it's a trainwreck. My younger brother for one. He ran out of things to watch and just started watching it. Tells me Pauly D is actually a nice guy but he does a lot of facepalming while watching the show.

But I mean, if we continuously give someone attention, we are contributing to their celebrity status, you know? Now I don't really give a fuck if she's famous but I don't have any hatred for her. I don't know her personally. People love to hate.

[–]AintGettinDatKarma 0 points1 point ago

I know some just watch because it's a trainwreck.

This is the same reason everyone who watches it.

[–]TheMeatball 1 point2 points ago

Fuck everyone, Jersey Shore is hilarious.

I've checked numerous times for some secret hidden JS subreddit, but I don't think one exists.

[–]smackfairy 0 points1 point ago

Why don't you make one? :)

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Nice to see someone who is disgusted by this. Even if this were a guy being punched it was a sucker punch by an asshole. Not funny

[–]klobster 1 point2 points ago

I'm pretty sure of all people the Smackfairy would know when it's time for smackin. I take back my previous judgement on this gif.

[–]ironw00d 1 point2 points ago

At least he is a positive role model for the kids he teaches.

[–]JDoobs 2 points3 points ago

I'll allow it.

[–]Haragorn 1 point2 points ago

Smackfairy? Trollsorow?

[–]weeniemonster 48 points49 points ago

No one understands what went on during this because none of you watch it. If someone keeps taking the drinks that you are paying for, wouldn't you be pissed? Wouldn't you say something? I know I sure would. And him attacking her for speaking up for her friends was totally uncalled for no matter how drunk he is. I personally hoped he got his ass beat after this incident.

[–]prof_doxin 9 points10 points ago

He got arrested, sent to a padded "rubber room", fired from his teaching job, and then enlisted in the Army.

[–]ISmokeCigars 10 points11 points ago

The "rubber room" is where the NYC Board of Education sent him before they fired him. It's basically a way to keep teachers who have been accused of something away from kids while they figure out a way to fire them. You made it sound like he was literally in a room with padded rubber walls by the police. This isn't the case.

[–]prof_doxin 7 points8 points ago

Thanks for clearing that up. I actually thought it was the other kind of rubber and that didn't seem like a real punishment.

[–]iams3b 8 points9 points ago

"As your punishment, we're sending you to a room full of trampolines -- GOOD LUCK WALKING"

[–]BRUISE_WILLIS 8 points9 points ago

Was in my company in airborne school. Seemed nice enough.

[–]ISmokeCigars 7 points8 points ago

I just wouldn't go out drinking with him.

[–]CJZero 176 points177 points ago

Pow, right in the kisser.

[–]Spacedoubt 121 points122 points ago

Pow, right in the kisser.

[–]rillegas08 115 points116 points ago

Pow, right in the kisser.

[–]Arbeyem 145 points146 points ago

Pow, right in the kisser.

[–]godoffire07 85 points86 points ago

Pow, right in the kisser.

[–]randumnumber 72 points73 points ago

Pow, right in the kisser.

[–]jakjonsun82brian 71 points72 points ago

Pow, right in the kisser

[–]ace9213 59 points60 points ago

Pow, right in the kisser.

[–]brooklynkidshaq 71 points72 points ago

Pow, right in the kisser.

[–]Jordan220 68 points69 points ago

Pow, right in the kisser.

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[–]DoctorRobert420 20 points21 points ago

STOP THIS CIRCLE, JERK

[–]TheRabidYoshi 8 points9 points ago

STOP THIS CIRC LE JERK

[–]bigassbertha 1 point2 points ago

Le Jerk! Stop this circle!

[–]tomzilla1234 5 points6 points ago

STOP THIS, CIRCLE JERK

[–]riversfan17 6 points7 points ago

I just went through the long and arduous task of downvoting everyone who partook in this fucking thread. Not you though, you had no idea what you would start, so I have spared your internet points... this time.

[–]Bluelightsaber2 203 points204 points ago

That's not a girl it's a Snooki

[–]theleatherman 13 points14 points ago

why is it famous? what does it want?!

[–]hippocrocadogapig 6 points7 points ago

ALIEN: I bring you love!

DR HIBBERT: Is that the love between a man and a woman, or the love of a man for a fine Cuban cigar?

ALIEN: Uh...I bring you love!

LENNY: It's bringing love, don't let it get away!

CARL: Break its legs!

[–]im_at_work_now 11 points12 points ago

Snooki make smush-smush!

[–]ih8urcat 12 points13 points ago*

Yeah, people need to know that so they don't feel bad for watching...
one thousand times.

[–]dontwantanaccount 9 points10 points ago

Makes me feel better. I don't know how I actually stopped watching it.

[–]Gooflactus 0 points1 point ago

But Snooki got punched. Hell I would watch a show where Snooki and the rest of that cast got the shit beat our of them every day.

[–]woah_notcoolbro 1 point2 points ago

Snooki wants smoosh smoosh

[–]Wsallgood 7 points8 points ago

[–]Ciaran500 18 points19 points ago

Pfft, I've hit on worse looking girls. Its her personality that ruins her.

At least the personality of her character on the show, I have trouble believing she is monopolising on this 15min of fame so well while still being an idiot.

[–]DrDPants 1 point2 points ago

Capitalise?

[–]PotentialNinja 3 points4 points ago

Cracks me the fuck up. Shes annoying and on an annoying show so she's just a hideous monster! If I had some documentation ensuring me she's disease free, i'd bang her constantly. Curves aren't a bad thing. At all. And if she doesn't talk she's cute as fuck. I was actually stunned when I saw that pic of her without make-up. She's beautiful!

checks pulse yep. I'm still alive. Going against the hivemind isn't fatal after all.

[–]somedaypilot 0 points1 point ago

Texan here. The rule is to never hit a lady. That there ain't no lady.

[–]Iainfixie 44 points45 points ago

He hits both the guy standing there AND Snooki. What a fucking good punch!

[–]oddmanout 32 points33 points ago

Nyuk nyuk nyuk!

[–]Dick_Earns 11 points12 points ago

Whyyy I ougghttaaa..

[–]b0w3n 10 points11 points ago

Imagine if it still had all its velocity had the guy not absorbed 25% of it with his big faux-guinea nose.

[–]step1 2 points3 points ago

Whoa, I never noticed that before and this has been reposted at least a dozen times. Poor guy, no one remembers that he was the first victim.

[–]tankerhoosen 14 points15 points ago

Yah, I don't care who it is, this isn't even remotely funny.

[–]mwicker 18 points19 points ago

The logic hear is so sound. Reddit doesn't like Snooki, she should be punched hard in the face.

[–]occasionallyright 3 points4 points ago

I sea what you did there.

[–]haddock420 40 points41 points ago

http://www.snookipunch.com

Somehow it's more satisfying as its own website.

[–]JSM357 12 points13 points ago

vinny in the back is just sippin his drink when all of the sudden...his eyebrows raise up and shit just got real...

[–]KiiLLBOT 2 points3 points ago

Vinny & Pauly are the only reason I watch Jersey Shore... All the other housemates bitching drives me crazy but its worth it for their bromance & pranks haha

[–]ElectroSalt 4 points5 points ago

i just watched that for like 20 minutes

[–]Colonel_Pusstache 2 points3 points ago

This is old and a repost. But then again that is how you make it to the front page nowadays.

[–]Strigiaforme 2 points3 points ago

Wasn't it that this guy was being a huge asshole and stole her drinks or was harassing her, and then when she confronted him about it, he punched her? That's SOOOOO HILARIOUS. Oh wait, no, he's a douchebucket.

[–]Ryanair 12 points13 points ago

/r/funny and just right now 573 upvotes about a woman getting beaten..

[–]omarlittle5 14 points15 points ago

I don't watch this show(for obv reasons) but why did he hit her and did the ugly girls friends step up for her after it?

[–]Boneclinks 13 points14 points ago*

Snookie believed that he was taking drinks that belonged to her and her friends. In jersey, this is a terrible crime. She approached the guy demanding to know why he was doing such a horrible thing. He denied it and asked her to politely fuck off. She starts calling him ugly and all sorts of other derogatory things. He being drunk and mad, punches her straight in the mouth. She falls to the floor and starts crying. Meanwhile her friends swarm the guy and start pushing/beating on him. That's basically it.

[–]smackfairy 42 points43 points ago

He took her drink and downed it. The bar had cut him off because he was way too drunk. He is an asshole and doesn't matter who he punched.

[–]Swag_Turtle 9 points10 points ago

But as I recall, mike doesn't do shit.

[–]SharksInSuits 11 points12 points ago

Can you blame him?

[–]Xandlidra 8 points9 points ago

Oh, not to mention the guy that punched her if I remember correctly was fired from his TEACHING job. :x

[–]sandandpomp 30 points31 points ago*

It's too bad his friend's face slowed down his punch.

[–]Ham576 62 points63 points ago

The only time I'll support animal abuse.

[–]Commercialtalk 9 points10 points ago

wow, you seem to be a great human being.

[–]atkinsonss 12 points13 points ago

Woman getting punched by a man... posted in funny? Seriously?

[–]Blechhotsauce 4 points5 points ago

This hasn't been funny or relevant for a couple seasons.

[–]HermyKermy 16 points17 points ago

No one deserves to be punched in the face like that. Even snooki.

[–]Douchebox 14 points15 points ago

False. Plenty of people deserve to be punched in the face like that. The Snooki part is debatable though.

[–]step1 8 points9 points ago

False. Not like THAT. Sucker punched because they were yelling at a thief? Many people deserve to be punched in the face, but not like THAT.

[–]Douchebox 0 points1 point ago

I don't watch Jersey Shore, so I had no clue to the context. By "like that," I simply thought you were saying no one deserved to be punched hard in the face. Plenty of people do, hell, some of them need a whole lot more than one.

[–]divester 1 point2 points ago

That can't be the first time he has done that.

[–]thatguy73 1 point2 points ago

Can't stand the snooki, she's repulsive on SO many levels!

[–]EnidColeslawToo 5 points6 points ago

I much prefer the one where Oprah narrates…but… neither would do just fine also.

[–]walecrobertson 4 points5 points ago

Honestly, I despise all of the people on Jersey Shore. They're annoying overdramatic whores and douchebags that got their own television show on a shitty network.

That said, I still believe that it is wrong to hit a woman. I know Snooki is barely even considered a human anymore, let alone a woman, but nonetheless, she's a woman and it's wrong to hit her.

[–]bagboyrebel 0 points1 point ago

Are we really upvoting Snooki getting punched now?

[–]andrewsmith1986 16 points17 points ago

Feminism in action.

[–]pjwork 75 points76 points ago

He's an equal opportunity douche, he hit a dude and a chick with one punch.

[–]Wsallgood 17 points18 points ago

TIL Equal rights tastes like knuckle sandwich.

[–]pjwork 3 points4 points ago

Bender's Voice: ohh tasty.

[–]itouchthepoopforlove 23 points24 points ago

HAHAHA IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE PUNCHED A PERSON FOR TALKING. HAHAHAHA.

[–]MaryOutside 5 points6 points ago

Violence against women is hilarious, huh?

[–]smarty_skirts 6 points7 points ago

Why is a girl getting punched in the face so goddamn funny?

[–]Vahnya 2 points3 points ago

Not girl; Snooki.

[–]decaye 5 points6 points ago

Holy fuck you people are fucking awful. On what planet is it ok to resort to violence because someone is annoying you? Sure I don't like the jersey shore as much as the next guy but Jesus Christ that doesn't make violence hilarious. I'm actually disgusted with these comments, this shit is not cool reddit.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to the internet. Is this your first time here?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Reddit's basically on the level of YouTube comments but with gifs instead of videos.

Don't expect the sperglord neckbeards here to act like anything but sperglord neckbeards, you'll never be disappointed.

[–]number1dilbertfan 5 points6 points ago

reddit: still pretty big on hurting women

[–]ThePuppetMaster 5 points6 points ago

Come on guys, you should know better. Hitting a woman is NEVER ok no matter who it is. This puts Reddit in such a bad light.

[–]Bucky_Ohare -3 points-2 points ago

Each repeat re-affirms both my hatred and pride in humanity, because as much of a douche as this guy was at that moment, every vision of Snooki's head recoiling from a solid punch brings a wry smile to me.

If I had won the lottery, I would've bought the rights to that show and shut it down, have them all sign NDA's, close all rights to the material and legally obligated all cast and members a cease and desist to any and all work involving anything "Jersey Shore" related, including group events or functions. Sure, it would streisand-effect the whole thing, but the rapid expulsion of its last burst of marketing energy would be a short, fast fire which died to a coal we could all bury.

[–]JimmyJamesincorp 28 points29 points ago

You can also not watch the show.

[–]Wsallgood 12 points13 points ago

Don't get between a man and his well thought out lottery fantasy.

[–]phenomenomnom 1 point2 points ago

but he would still know it was out there, polluting the goddam universe. your solution is un-satisfyingly non-terminal. his solution boasts the merit of nuking this piece of shit backward exploitative mass market toxin . . . from space.

[–]NoTalentMan 2 points3 points ago*

Snooki getting punched should never start a debate on the etiquette of punching women... Animal cruelty; now THATS a subject worth debating!

[–]PsychedelicAmpersand 1 point2 points ago

Oh come on, downvoters; this is funny...

[–]noizes 1 point2 points ago

I really wish this gif was a second or two longer. I want to see the aftermath.

[–]comineeyeaha 1 point2 points ago

Is 7 seconds long enough for you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LNVVAIfEQw

[–]randomintandem -2 points-1 points ago

This guy is the King of All Douchebags but we have ALL been at that point where you say, "I'm a man and my dad taught me not to hit a woman but god damn it, you are testing me!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted because this is old as fuck and your title sucks.

[–]cocoabeach -3 points-2 points ago

There is no time when this is OK. I don't care if it was a male or a female that did the punching or getting the punch. What world do you live in that you turn and punch someone in the face for being mouthy? Only time it might even be kind of OK is if the person you punch is close to you in physical ability, and then only if there had been some kind of warning that it might get physical.

And reading below that this guy had actually started the argument by stealing drinks, well he deserves all the problems he had after this. Personally I hope he never finds a woman that will hook up with him, then his genes don't get passed on.

His Dad thinks he got a bum deal, is his Dad just as stupid as he is or did he get his stupid from his Dad?

[–]rillegas08 6 points7 points ago

So you're saying Batman shouldn't beat up the Joker?

[–]SoySA 6 points7 points ago

punching a woman is literally the same thing as beating up a clinically insane villain, good work sherlock

[–]JTDeuce 3 points4 points ago

I would have to kindly disagree with what you are saying. There are too many people in this world that feel they may treat anyone and everyone however they feel because they feel no threat when doing so. If they got punched more for being the asshole they are, there is a chance they may become a respectable human being. Take one of my roommates for example. He hates one of my friends and loves verbally assaulting him whenever I invite him over. One day my friend would not take any of it and popped my roommate one in the shoulder. My roommate has now learned to watch what he says most of the time.

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[–]syrinx73 0 points1 point ago

It looks like he punches his friend as well.

[–]nakededdie 0 points1 point ago

that fat dude gets punched too

[–]CrimsonKuja 0 points1 point ago

In his defense he just hit a walking alcohol container. He was just trying to tap the keg.

[–]IamThorr 0 points1 point ago

Whoa, this is completely disgusting. Helpless creatures, just like this one are being abused everyday. Animal abuse is a serious offense and should definitely be taken more seriously.

Although, in this video we can see an animal in distress. If you look closely you can tell that its cognitive functions and quality of life are severely depressed. Clearly nothing suffering this immensely should have to continue living miserably. In this particular case the man chose to abuse it instead of putting it to sleep. Hurting an animal who is incapable of functioning properly is heart sickening. This is worse than a person beating up a coma patient.

[–]RetiredKrillin 0 points1 point ago

Uub grew hair. Not a fan.

[–]sd8u234h 0 points1 point ago

The real victim is the guy standing between the Snooki and the douche.

[–]shlomo_baggins 0 points1 point ago

This is the only bit of Jersey Shore I've ever seen outside of the new season of Beavis and Butthead and I'm thankful for that.

[–]Cheddarwurst 0 points1 point ago

I like how the little guy got grazed too. DOUBLE KILL!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

did anyone else notice he also punched the guy in the nose on the way to snooki's mouth? i hope that was planned

[–]diesnookidie 0 points1 point ago

i paid him to do that

[–]Squidfish 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to save this gif and watch it continuously so when people ask what im up to, I can say "not much, watching the best of the jersey shore"

[–]digg1tydan 0 points1 point ago

everytime someone posts this on the internet, a cripple is granted the ability to walk again.

[–]Kevin_Wolf 0 points1 point ago

Watched pop-up video today, huh?

[–]1338h4x 0 points1 point ago

Is this really what we've come to, Reddit? Just plain upvoting clips of women getting punched?

[–]bradenwh 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else find it incredibly creepy the way he just slowly turns his head toward her?

[–]themaskedugly 0 points1 point ago

C'mon reddit don't let me down again. reads comments Everything went better than expected...