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[–]Cheeseception 2392 points2393 points ago

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My god. He looks like a stock photo!

[–]Play_by_Play 2449 points2450 points ago

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I bet there are pictures of him laughing at a salad.

[–]DrEmilioLazardo 1083 points1084 points ago

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Oh salad, you so silly!

[–]I_am_salad 1031 points1032 points ago*

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[–]LockShitDown 132 points133 points ago

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Caesar?

[–]I_am_salad 157 points158 points ago

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Wearing honey mustard at the moment, actually, though I have this wonderful vinaigrette dress for special occasions...

[–]Mindmaster 371 points372 points ago

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[–]I_am_salad 179 points180 points ago

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[–]FastRedPonyCar 145 points146 points ago

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And laughing gleefully as he is unable to hold all the succulent limes as they are too succulent to hold.

[–]kristalana 365 points366 points ago

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[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

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I laughed several minutes at people with salads. People are looking at me weird.

[–]aPerfectBacon 848 points849 points ago

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i feel shame for every picture i've ever taken doing anything now. this guy is running and looking this good.

[–]afiser 163 points164 points ago

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You're not doing it right.

[–]starcraftanalogy 553 points554 points ago

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The subtle thickness of his hair, n'oh my god, it even has a watermark.

[–]Haha71687 216 points217 points ago

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Something wrong, starcraft? You're sweating.

[–]Dead_Muskrat 317 points318 points ago

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"OMG even his shadow! Look at his shadow!!!"

[–]IAMAnerd 233 points234 points ago

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[–]SethReineke 22 points23 points ago

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OSCAR WINNER.

[–]bacon_cake 500 points501 points ago

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I can't decide if I want to love him or punch him.

I'm male.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]fonetiklee 521 points522 points ago

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Tonguepunch his fartbox?

[–]6xoe 731 points732 points ago

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Well this got out of hand quickly.

[–]RonWisely 359 points360 points ago

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No hands necessary.

[–]skinny_to_slim 41 points42 points ago

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[–]Residual_Entropy 596 points597 points ago

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..And it's a great way to stay in shape.

[–]letsRACEturtles 292 points293 points ago

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looking gorgeous is a great way to stay in shape

[–]Mad_Sconnie 104 points105 points ago

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... because you are having so much sex.

[–]Lilcheeks 83 points84 points ago

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with people

[–]thats_so_fetch 1514 points1515 points ago

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I wish I was this photogenic... Unfortunately I have what my mother and sister call "photo-retardation".

[–]RikF 589 points590 points ago*

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You and me both - never a good photo. Not. Even. Once.

  • yes, fellow redditors, it may well indeed be because I have a face like a slapped arse. But hey, if attractive people occasionally get caught in an unattractive pose, surely the reverse should be true!

[–]damuumad 562 points563 points ago

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maybe its not the photo. maybe you're just ugly O_O

[–]rjcarr 252 points253 points ago

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See, I'm non-photogenic as well. It takes about 100 pictures before I look good in one. But if I do look good in at least one, then I can't be completely ugly, right?

That's what I tell myself, at least.

[–]HappyAssassin 105 points106 points ago

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The odds are not in your favor.

[–]ignitionnight 316 points317 points ago

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I look fine in the mirror, but take a picture of me and its the fucking hunchback.

[–]Ukkie 330 points331 points ago

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When faced with mirror that reflects back without flipping, people tend to find their reflection to be monstrous and wrong. This is also why people tend to dislike photo's of themselves: they have seen themselves in the mirror all their lives, and now the image is flipped. This feels off for most people.

[–]shmeggie 153 points154 points ago

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Oh my god. I never thought of it that way. It's like when I see my cat in the mirror and she looks so fucking weird.

[–]rye419 289 points290 points ago

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Your cat was you the whole the time

[–]zogmuffin 115 points116 points ago

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BUT WHO WAS MIRROR??

[–]desertsail912 30 points31 points ago

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Little hint if you ever use photoshop on a picture of yourself: flip it horizontally before you start work on it, it will go a lot easier.

[–]Joeybotv2 1764 points1765 points ago

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[–]Bohzee 237 points238 points ago

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where's this from?

[–]HardCorwen 1045 points1046 points ago

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Her house.

[–]humanperson1 147 points148 points ago

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I think it's a 5 second film, from YouTube.

[–]MaeveningErnsmau 94 points95 points ago

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And this is why you always duckface.

[–]twohoursago 178 points179 points ago

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DAE's brain make the sound of her yelling?

[–]Sergnb 197 points198 points ago

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Hey, you know that guy that is always in the worst possible angle, and has the less possible flattering expression on his face?

You know that guy that always appear with his eyes closed and with an awkward smile on his face?

You know that guy that, when he doesn't appear with his eyes closed, has one eyelid lowered more than the other, making him appear retarded?

That is me. And if your mother was correct, that is you too.

Photophobic bros, we shall die and our memories shall be remembered... POORLY

[–]theystolemyusername 15 points16 points ago

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People snap a random photo of me -> I look fine

People snap a planned photo of me -> I look mentally chalenged

[–]Mein_Tarnaccount 316 points317 points ago

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Is that the thing Chandler Bing had?

[–]Gamoc 450 points451 points ago

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Yes.

[–]grabmyeye 240 points241 points ago

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He can handle a photo shoot. 'Handle' is his middle name.

Actually, it's the middle of his first name.

[–]b0w3n 109 points110 points ago

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Take a picture from your profile.

Generally people who photograph terribly from head-on take amazing profile photographs.

It's a phenomenon I'm studying.

[–]First_thing 139 points140 points ago

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That doesn't apply to me, the only angle I look decent from when it comes to pictures is from behind =/

[–]Marksta 110 points111 points ago

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Well, lets see it.

[–]Razer1103 71 points72 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]jimbophobe 70 points71 points ago

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taking pictures of kids at the park does not constitute a "study".. unless you were serious.. and then im interested in hearing more.

[–]TheTalmidian 75 points76 points ago

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... what my mother and sister call "photo-retardation".

A mother's way of saying, "You're ugly, son."

[–]derrrek 27 points28 points ago

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I feel for you, friend. In pretty much every picture one of my eyes decides to almost close riiiiight before the picture is taken, resulting in me looking deranged.

[–]IMASnailProctologist 19 points20 points ago

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Every photo of me for the past 5 years is of me smiling with my eyes half shut in mid blink. Everyone just assumes I'm stoned.

[–][deleted] 2873 points2874 points ago

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"Hi, let me tell you about the importance of daily cardiovascular activity!"

[–]eyecite 2035 points2036 points ago

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It seriously looks like he's about to stop an introduce a video that you watch in health class.

[–]mc66a 1791 points1792 points ago

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I'd watch the fuck out of that video.

[–]mudkipzftw 1124 points1125 points ago

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And masturbate to it while at work, right?

[–]ariiiiigold 1281 points1282 points ago*

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Pro-tip for work masturbators: ejaculate into the nearest plant pot - results in super human plants which possess extraordinary power. I completely drenched a little sapling with my semen on Friday evening, by Monday it was fully grown and catching flies for supper.

[–]Slugdoc 1681 points1682 points ago

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To clarify -- the flies were sticking to it.

[–]ariiiiigold 261 points262 points ago

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I dont know about you, man, but my semen does not possess any adhesive properties. My semen is sweet like honey, not a gluey substance. But, yes, you're probably right. Though I swear I saw the plant morph into a hand and snap at a passing fly, Mr Miyagi-style. I may have been hallucinating though.

[–]Banaam 428 points429 points ago

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How do you know your semen is sweet?

[–]GoodGuyAve 844 points845 points ago

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Come on, everyone's tried it at least once, right guys? ...Guys?

[–]Tmbgkc 39 points40 points ago

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I think when we saw Photogenic Guy jogging, we all KNEW the thread would inevitably lead to talk about the taste of semen. It's totally obvious when you think about it. Guys?.....

[–]Anthony_Hopkins 87 points88 points ago

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YEAH BRO YOU KNOW IT?

[–]The0isaZero 128 points129 points ago

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So you're saying your semen is sweet, like honey. Not sticky, like.. honey..?

[–]chis 45 points46 points ago

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[–]CherrySueDointheDo 40 points41 points ago

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Will you never learn your lesson, Seymour? http://i.imgur.com/9mTGb.jpg

[–]liltitus27 15 points16 points ago*

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feed me!

[–]IIdsandsII 75 points76 points ago

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I love how we all don't really do any work around here.

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points ago

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I do a bit of work, then take an extended Reddit break, and repeat.

[–]MaxX_Evolution 91 points92 points ago

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I'm at a point where I just browse Reddit, and take a few small work breaks throughout the day.

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[–]talizorahNR 446 points447 points ago

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That was LIT-RALLY the first thing I thought of.

[–]RbdJellyfish 271 points272 points ago

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Ann Perkins!

[–]mintygood 183 points184 points ago

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My body is finely tuned, like a microchip

[–]zomboy23 156 points157 points ago

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My goal is to one day run to the moon

[–]humanoiid 79 points80 points ago

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Good for you! You're the best, and special.. like all of us!

[–]severedfinger 55 points56 points ago

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The microchip has been compromised.

[–]voyaging 82 points83 points ago

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"... and it's a great way to stay in shape!"

[–]n1zm0 167 points168 points ago

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[–]wpiman 40 points41 points ago

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Let me tell you about the pain killing properties of Oxycodone.....

[–]davewuvswaffles 19 points20 points ago

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I had a feeling you'd be a little sore. Take these, coach gave them to me. They're oxygen in a pill. Oxy in continin.

[–]Mohavor 238 points239 points ago

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He's the only person in the shot that doesn't look like he's painfully slogging through the event.

[–]getinthekitchen 336 points337 points ago

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That's the point.

[–]mranammox 235 points236 points ago

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oh.

[–]BrianRampage 78 points79 points ago

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He's also losing/barely keeping up with what seems to be a 50 year old woman in an Atlanta Braves visor from the early 90s..

[–]antpham 32 points33 points ago

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The density of people behind him suggests that it is likely near the start. Also it's a marathon not a sprint. being behind someone who looks more fatigued suggests otherwise.

[–]Mohavor 12 points13 points ago

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She's going to peter out soon, but he's obviously pacing himself to finish.

[–]chehov 2739 points2740 points ago

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[–]joder_ 2188 points2189 points ago

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my god even the women look better

[–]charmex 786 points787 points ago

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I would do those women

[–]Kuonji 657 points658 points ago

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I'd look them in the eye during climax.

[–][deleted] 316 points317 points ago

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And he'd have a gloriously photogenic smile on his face while doing it.

[–]Risifrutti 1381 points1382 points ago

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[–]ThirdEy3 440 points441 points ago

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...somehow nothing seems wrong with this picture

[–]fuckyou_imananteater 80 points81 points ago

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This proves it!

He doesn't pose for the camera. The camera poses for him!

[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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My favorite one is the black person.

[–]wallawalla__ 142 points143 points ago

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And now I begin to question my sexuality...

[–]BranchedOut 134 points135 points ago

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There goes my heterosexuality.

[–]binnion 523 points524 points ago

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It's great! Here, have an applause.

[–]APiousCultist 194 points195 points ago

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Unexpectedly relevant.

[–]xarlev 141 points142 points ago

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Doctor Who is always relevant.

[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 215 points216 points ago

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I feel the applause even more now

[–]tashtrac 149 points150 points ago

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I was waiting like a dumb fuck for the animation to start.

[–]bluesatin 18 points19 points ago

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We've been spoilt by gifs.

Never thought I'd say that.

[–]The9thTARDIS 29 points30 points ago

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Vote Saxon

[–]wilu 15 points16 points ago

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masterrace.jpg

ಠ__ಠ

[–]tubabacon 20 points21 points ago

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Can't tell if you get the reference or not

[–]wilu 12 points13 points ago

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Of course I get it!

It's a reference to that one entertainment TV show/movie, right?

[–]hermanhansel920 461 points462 points ago

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Get him to do an AMA.. I have questions...

Like... When is the sex?

[–]naked_guy_says 122 points123 points ago

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Ten minutes past nine minutes ago, hurry

[–]GODDAMNFOOL 791 points792 points ago

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I'm a guy, and I have an unmanageable desire to see more of him. He's just so.. photogenic.

[–]AnotherClosetAtheist 503 points504 points ago

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He just turned me gay.

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 256 points257 points ago

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He turned me into a newt!

[–]FarBeyondtheSun 530 points531 points ago

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Today, we salute you, Mr. Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.

[–]etishuman21 284 points285 points ago

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-sings- Mr. Ridiculously Photogenic Guuuyyyy!!!!!!!!

[–]UnclePetey 189 points190 points ago

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"While everyone one else around you has completely gone to shithouse, you still look as fresh as can be"

[–]GrilledSandwiches 199 points200 points ago

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-sings- Your sweat must smell like body waaaaaAAsh!

[–]I_am_the_cheese 138 points139 points ago*

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"While everyone else is running and getting warm and sweaty, you run and get hot and steamy."

[–]Secrete_Persona 131 points132 points ago

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-sings- You never finish befooooore meeee.

[–]Tobiass 35 points36 points ago

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"I doesn't matter if you're getting kicked in the groin, puking your guts out, eating a ghost chili pepper, coming off a 17 day acid trip, or even severely scared on half your face from 3rd degree burns, your photos always seem to look like Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt's secret love child on the cover of GQ."

[–]GrilledSandwiches 30 points31 points ago

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-sings- ThAAt's a lottA SEXey!

[–]TheKoG[S] 894 points895 points ago

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Mother of God...

Well this pic took off way more than I was expecting. To provide a little context, this pic was taken during this year's Cooper River Bridge Run in Charleston, SC. And seriously, when I saw this guy running down the street it was one of those "should have sent a poet..." moments.

The rest of the set from the run: http://www.flickr.com/photos/thekog/sets/72157629710255725/

[–]icyguyus 167 points168 points ago

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I just checked he's not in any other photos (not as the main focus anyways)

although there were several men in dresses.

[–]zimbabwe7878 43 points44 points ago

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saw your comment, closed the new tab. It's him or nothing..

[–]Rabid_Lemming 133 points134 points ago

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Wheelchair guys were pretty awesome....but this picture threw me off at first....

[–]zombiepajamas 18 points19 points ago

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The start of a human centipede.

[–]FlourescentBear 389 points390 points ago

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that batman appears to be very well endowed

[–]immatureboi 367 points368 points ago

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No, I think it's all balls.

[–]DrPencilBender 137 points138 points ago

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Seems like huge balls are a pre req for being batman

[–]DerickObama 234 points235 points ago

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And the guy next to him knows it

[–]18thcenturyPolecat 52 points53 points ago

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He's Batman

[–]TheSacredParsnip 19 points20 points ago

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"I'm going to get beat by a guy in an old school batman costume. Fuck." - Black headband guy

[–]killersnowtiger 27 points28 points ago

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[–]m0ck 21 points22 points ago

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Poor robin..

[–]401vs401 121 points122 points ago

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I'm way too lazy to look for him in every picture. Can't someone else do it?

[–]Ostensibly_Me 128 points129 points ago

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He's there, there, there, and right by there...no, just to the left. Yep, that's him.

[–]401vs401 44 points45 points ago

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Waaaay too many letters. Can we cut those in half for a tl;dr version?

[–]ClearSilence 41 points42 points ago

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tl;dr:
H's hr, tee, n rgt y hr...n, js t te et. e, ta's i.

[–]401vs401 14 points15 points ago

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Good, but I don't pay you to waste those periods. One was enough. Try to be more efficient or I'll have to lay you off.

[–]ClearSilence 29 points30 points ago

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Even better, let's maximize efficiency and just get rid of all those pesky spaces and apostrophes, too!

tl;dr:

Hshrteenrgtyhrnjstteetetasi.

[–]401vs401 21 points22 points ago

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Employee of the month!

[–]starcraftanalogy 222 points223 points ago

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There has to be more to life than being ridiculously ridiculously good looking.

[–]Hinge27 224 points225 points ago

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Wow. Even while everyone is running and sweating... he is beautiful.

[–]bullintheheather 414 points415 points ago

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I hate this guy.

I hate his finely tuned body. I hate his winning smile. I hate his sparkling, open eyes. I hate his well-groomed facial hair. I hate his discipline and dedication to exercise. And I hate his ability to look impeccable in a photo even under trying conditions.

I hate this guy.

[–]StewieBanana 198 points199 points ago

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You can't really tell since this is a picture, but that guy is just standing there like that.

[–]letsRACEturtles 374 points375 points ago

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he isn't even part of that marathon! he was just walking through the park and some ladies started chasing him

[–]SomethingClepher 309 points310 points ago

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As a heterosexual male redditor, I confirm that he is hot. Also I am gay.

[–]Lippteo 145 points146 points ago

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That was quick.

[–]phunkystuff 415 points416 points ago

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I'm a guy and I'm straight... but this.

Goddamnit, why can't I be this beautiful

[–]skiingbeing 690 points691 points ago

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Is it creepy that I was able to get this guy's home address entirely based on the number on his bib? Zoomed in, found the race this was, looked up the 2012 results, got his first/last name, ran through White Pages search, and boom, home address and phone.

Creepy internet is creepy.

[–]Eilif 478 points479 points ago

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Who cares about his home address/phone. Did you find his Facebook account and are there more pictures on it?

[–]redditor-for-2-hours 71 points72 points ago

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Now I just want to see another picture of him in hopes that the other pictures look horrible, just so I can feel a bit better about myself.

[–]jphoenix 22 points23 points ago

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Your name is a dastardly lie!

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[–]Dara17 189 points190 points ago

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Yeap that was definitely creepy, I just tried (not that I didn't believe you) and got as far as his name from the race and that was enough. Well, I guess he'll be hearing about reddit in a hour or two - the AMA will be no later than tomorrow.

[–]skiingbeing 155 points156 points ago

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I just tried for the hell of it to confirm that it was possible and super creepy, and I sat with Google street view up and thought, "Welp, I should probably to read a book or learn to knit or something instead of this, yikes".

[–]BecauseiCan1 94 points95 points ago

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I just tried for the hell of it to confirm that it was possible

Sure...

[–]AsInOptimus 68 points69 points ago

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The Internet is only as creepy as the person navigating it...?

[–]britina 29 points30 points ago

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Now find his gw account. For science.

[–]gazow 77 points78 points ago

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[–]dnbtravelerdnb 74 points75 points ago

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True story - I just called the guy and told him about it (it being on the frontpage of Reddit)...this is at the Cooper River Bridge run in Charleston SC that just happened this past weekend...he's a good guy so glad to see him here for good stuff...and not some embarrassing photo of him doing something...IDK embarrassing.

[–]Expandedcelt 33 points34 points ago

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Tell him to do a crossover AMA/Gone Wild post please.

[–]webby_mc_webberson 696 points697 points ago

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    I want to dump my best friend for that guy, in the straight way.

[–]iyeah 677 points678 points ago

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Scumbag webby_mc_webberson

sees hot guy, wants to friendzone him.

[–]Makes_Shitty_Points 479 points480 points ago

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In all fairness, it's a good idea. That guy looks like he would pull 8's on a bad day, so is cast off 5's and 6's will be ripe for the picking. Then webberson can swoop in. Nothing like rejection to loosen some panties.

[–]Softcorps_dn 260 points261 points ago

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I hate when novelty accounts violate the terms of their username.

[–]Makes_Shitty_Points 307 points308 points ago

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and I hate when people don't recognize i objectify women.

[–][deleted] 78 points79 points ago

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Good point

[–]UseThe4s 86 points87 points ago

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Rob Lowe in Parks and Rec.

[–]chrimt 28 points29 points ago

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My girlfriend claims, "he's not that good looking." How do I trust her from now on? This might be a deal breaker.

[–]exteenaw 876 points877 points ago

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Holy crap, he should get posted in r/ladyboners

[–]clayless21 411 points412 points ago

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r/hotdudesrunning

[–]jakfischer 241 points242 points ago

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/r/guyswithHarryPotterglasses

[–]digkv 635 points636 points ago

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you have no idea how sad i got when i clicked the link and it wasn't a real subreddit

[–]TheAtomicMoose 436 points437 points ago*

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Well no shit, he got the link wrong.

[–]Admiral_Sarcasm 180 points181 points ago

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I was the first subscriber. Does that make me a mod?

[–]TheAtomicMoose 152 points153 points ago

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Yes.

[–]Admiral_Sarcasm 88 points89 points ago

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Sweet... Thanks dude

[–]Cactusgun 53 points54 points ago

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Is he an angel?

[–]LepidFunambula 106 points107 points ago

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What black magic sorcery is this?

And are there more pictures? You know, for science?

[–]conanarama 283 points284 points ago

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He's Barney Stinson; Unable to take a bad picture. Relevent

[–]ObscureSaint 199 points200 points ago

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And here's a .jpg for those who don't want to or can't load a video in the middle of their workday.

http://i.imgur.com/ZV0BG.jpg

[–]mockin_the_suburbs 42 points43 points ago

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He'd probably be able to pass those two in front if he weren't such a camera whore!

[–]Pokemon_Name_Rater 99 points100 points ago

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Bud Light Presents: Real Men Of Genius

Real Men Of Geniuuus

Today we salute you, Mr Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.

Mr Ridiculously Photogenic Guy

Your rugged good looks and effortless charm make for picture perfect photographs every time. While double chins and beer bellies plague the everyman, your glowing smile will distract partners, in-laws and grandchildren from our glaring flaws in any photo you grace.

Who's that guy on your riiiiiight?

Maybe you work out. Maybe it's good genes.

Ooooh what's your secret?

All we know is we never need worry how we look so long as you're around. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr Diversion Tactics, you're doing God's work.

Mr Ridiculously Photogenic Guy

[–]shadytradesman 19 points20 points ago

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He's obviously a commercial model. He makes every photo look like a kodak ad.

[–]ohsillychildren 17 points18 points ago

I know this was posted a long time ago, and I can't imagine someone finding this, but whoa. TheKoG, you really changed Zeddie Little's life. To go all psychological-deep shitish on you, your post was a pivotal moment in someone else's life towards becoming an unexpected celebrity. This is just one of the reasons why I love reddit; for that matter, any way of communication. People can do big, cool things without knowledge of the monumental changes it brings on a community. Thank you for letting me sit down and watch this unfold, internet. Also, thank you, TheKoG and many other users for changing our world by your posts.

[–]valhallareturners 191 points192 points ago

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Upvote for the Hartford Whalers shirt in the background!

[–]ermacthegooner 74 points75 points ago

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Breakfasts come and go Renee, but Hartford? The Whale? They beat Vancouver maybe once or twice in a lifetime.

-Brodie from Mallrats

[–]dbarts21 18 points19 points ago

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Fuck yeah! Go Whalers!

[–]jimbojimmyjames 14 points15 points ago

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<cue "brass bonanza">

[–]senorchaos718 13 points14 points ago

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I zeroed in on that first thing.

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 789 points790 points ago

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You should post other pictures of this guy so we can confirm that this is not just a lucky shot.

[–]LECHEDEMIPALO 665 points666 points ago

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he said to shut up andrew.

[–]PaulaDeenMadeMeFat 113 points114 points ago

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Nice try, middle-aged lonely housewife.