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[–]turnleftdale 77 points78 points ago

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Welcome to ebaumsworld 10 years ago.

[–]DiarrheaGirl 9 points10 points ago

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[–]iNNeRKaoS 4 points5 points ago

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Not blurry enough to be on Pre-2001 eBaums World.

[–]Beastface86 0 points1 point ago

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Taken with the iPotato 4s

[–]w3rm4 104 points105 points ago

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i agree, you laughed way too hard at this.

[–]Maseycakes 19 points20 points ago

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This is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]klethra 1 point2 points ago

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Michael Jackson dies. Welp, I guess we can't laugh at him now.

[–]dakaroo1127 8 points9 points ago

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Please explain why people choose to repost stuff just days after they were posted. Like do you feel special in all honesty

[–]chantistar 0 points1 point ago

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Special ed

[–]steaksawse 8 points9 points ago

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Hey that's pretty cool. Have you seen the .gif of the dancing baby?

[–]you_sick_ducks 16 points17 points ago

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what are you, 12?

[–]SaggyBallsHD 16 points17 points ago

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I'm starting to think this picture is fake and that they have nothing to do with each other. The lighting looks wrong and why would Michael Jackson want a fatty fat fat kid? He could get way better kids to molest.

[–]Reesy 6 points7 points ago

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No that's just ignorant, you're being ignoranntt.

[–]thejamesstage -2 points-1 points ago

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*ignant

[–]Evenged7x 5 points6 points ago

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you should change your username to doesnt_get_jokes because that's what just happened

[–]Guitarable 2 points3 points ago

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But at least he used the correct your/you're.

[–]DiarrheaGirl 1 point2 points ago

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Let that guy know he just got Evenged...!

[–]irish711 4 points5 points ago

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You should really work on your diet if you're known for having diarrhea.

[–]ruffus4life 1 point2 points ago

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fo sho i see dem pixels

[–]jmanpc 0 points1 point ago

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That pic is as old as the internet. Yes, it is shopped. The shirt originally had a pic of Alf on it.

[–]SaggyBallsHD 0 points1 point ago

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So, this picture is a lie wrapped in fallacies?

[–]Quizchris 0 points1 point ago

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with a small cherry of uncreative plopped on top.

[–]uofc2015 -2 points-1 points ago

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QUCIK! You need to use proper internet etiquette and comment "FAKE AND GAY!!" before it is too late!

[–]kanyeezy24 45 points46 points ago

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WHAT THE FUCK IS REDDIT BECOMING!?

[–]will_upvote_anything 10 points11 points ago

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You want Reddit to get better?

  • Turn the caps lock off
  • Downvote
  • Stop complaining about how reddit is getting bad (this doesn't help. At all)
  • …and move the fuck on!

[–]kanyeezy24 1 point2 points ago

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EVEN IF IT PERSUADES 10 REDDITORS TO DOWNVOTE SHITTY POSTS LIKE THIS IN THE FUTURE...IVE DONE MY JOB.

[–]nontoxyc 5 points6 points ago

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something has gone terribly wrong here.

[–]kanyeezy24 5 points6 points ago

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like holy shit this picture currently has 1040 upvotes.

[–]Subtle_AD_Reference 7 points8 points ago

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But but but, Michael Jackson you know ... he's a pedo you know right? So like it's suuuuper funny guys come on! :(

[–]cyco 2 points3 points ago

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I'm surprised the 14-year-olds who upvote this even know who Michael Jackson is.

[–]Guitarable 3 points4 points ago

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This makes me want to quit Reddit.

It actually makes me think; most of the people who upvote this crap probably don't bother with comments. Is there any way we can create a new subreddit with actual funny stuff and leave this one for the lesser-minded people? Or does anyone know of one that exist?

[–]fco83 3 points4 points ago

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I did too... in 1998

[–]TheTega 5 points6 points ago

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Old. And the "let's make fun of Michael Jackson" thing is old as well.

[–]oldmoneey 3 points4 points ago

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What is it about MJ molestation jokes that people find so unconditionally funny?

[–]revrend_ 1 point2 points ago

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Why?

[–]neomatrix248 2 points3 points ago

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This was literally posted yesterday.

[–]Bleeding_Hero 2 points3 points ago

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Go make MJ jokes somewhere else.

[–]SonOfDadOfSam 4 points5 points ago

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Poor kid. Has wear his mom's hand-me-down's.

[–]Klempenski 1 point2 points ago

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"The Man Show"...that is all

[–]ramsrgood 1 point2 points ago

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the Michael Jackson picture ruined this. it was a funny shirt until then.

[–]ZeeHypnotist 6 points7 points ago

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This is stupid.

[–]bpoag 8 points9 points ago

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I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE 500 TIMES. THANK YOU

[–]thejamesstage 4 points5 points ago

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if only the internet blocked everything that you have seen regardless of who hasnt seen it

[–]DiarrheaGirl 4 points5 points ago

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Then you'd get no karma for complaining.

[–]thejamesstage -1 points0 points ago

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i hope u can that yacht uve been saving up for with all that karma

[–]DiarrheaGirl 3 points4 points ago

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i hope u can that yacht uve been saving up for with all that karma

I CAN THAT YACHT... or any other boat I please

[–]thejamesstage 1 point2 points ago

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lol

[–]Guitarable 1 point2 points ago

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Only an upboat

[–]klethra 0 points1 point ago

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I accidentally an upvote

[–]oldmoneey 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think anyone would be missing much if they were deprived of seeing this post.

[–]Quizchris 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Plyson 0 points1 point ago

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this girl on my facebook uploaded that photo a while back.. and tagged me in it.. feelsbadman.jpg

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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OMgeeerd time travel !

[–]mopecore 0 points1 point ago

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This pic is older than the Internet...

[–]godnomis 0 points1 point ago

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how many times do i need to see this.

[–]witty_account_name 0 points1 point ago

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Is it too soon to laugh at this?

[–]altapowderkid 0 points1 point ago

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Old as the hills.

[–]monkeytorture 0 points1 point ago

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I am writing to you from the future (2012).

First off, this picture is amazing and still has traction in the time of my people. You have shared something that is still loved 10 years from when you posted it. Knowing that, go ahead and put it on your Friendster profile, it clearly won't be played out.

Secondly, heard of YouTube? If not, go invent that and the iPhone.

Also, the longshot Red Sox win the 2004 World Series. Not sure how slim the odds were in your time but bet big and your kids can go to college.

[–]Matt08642 0 points1 point ago

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Damn bro, this is the hottest shit 2004 has to offer!

[–]Pedo-Gentleman-Bear 0 points1 point ago

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Really now? What is this child's name and location?

[–]rosetint 0 points1 point ago

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This is just as bad as the facebook "like if you want to save this kid with cancer" bullshit...

[–]Gonzeau 0 points1 point ago

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Your going to hell.....And I'll be following.

[–]mikkymikkymik -2 points-1 points ago

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to soon

[–]josecabrera95 -2 points-1 points ago

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I felt bad after laughing at this joke: Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One is dangerous for children, an the other one helps you carry your groceries.

[–]klethra 1 point2 points ago

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I know right. MJ helped me carry my groceries all the time.

[–]Stall0ne -5 points-4 points ago*

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Too early dude.. too early..

//EDIT

[–]Bakufun 1 point2 points ago

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I agree, this was only just posted a few days ago.

[–]Stall0ne 0 points1 point ago

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[–]herpityderpo -3 points-2 points ago

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HAHA, I was watching South Park while browsing and I opened this right as a black guy on screen started talking about how amazing MJ was even if he touched a few kids. I almost died laughing.