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[–]cootstin 293 points294 points ago

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was expecting Nigel

[–]elegylegacy 271 points272 points ago

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[–]siggplus 114 points115 points ago

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I watched that for a minute and a half before i realized it was looping.

[–]ssesf 69 points70 points ago

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I watched that for a minute and a half knowing it was looping.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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I watched it for 0.5 seconds before slamming Ctrl+F4. LOUD NOISES.

[–]RynoXD 1 point2 points ago

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holy shite and this entire time i thought Ctrl+W was the only way to close tabs and my W is broken, so thank you sir, you are a life saver

[–]orly-OWL 1 point2 points ago

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I didn't know youtube videos could be looped... does this mean no more youtuberepeat and youtuberepeater?

[–]MagnusTheGreat 33 points34 points ago

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This...this is good...

[–]IDangleFreely 37 points38 points ago

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In fact, you could say it was... smashing...

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[–]divinesleeper 22 points23 points ago

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[–]teuast 14 points15 points ago

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THE INTERNET IS COMPLETE

[–]zuperxtreme 25 points26 points ago

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[–]Solkre 28 points29 points ago

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Glob

[–]aka_Citizen_Snips 1 point2 points ago

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look at those luscious lips

[–]Iscrollforlinks 2 points3 points ago

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Is it weird that some part of me never wanted that video to stop?

[–]squash08 1 point2 points ago

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Not at all. I'm sure there are many of us feeling this way...

[–]TBizzcuit 1 point2 points ago

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We come through throbbin'

[–]MnBran6 1 point2 points ago

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Smashing.

[–]jacobchapman 81 points82 points ago

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[–]CantWearHats 26 points27 points ago

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Smashing!

[–]Kasuli 14 points15 points ago

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Exactly, the suspension was only enhanced by the very slow loading gif. Any second now...

[–]Arclights 5 points6 points ago

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Me too. I feel a bit disappointed

[–]garyelofant 1 point2 points ago

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the funniest thing i've seen all week.

[–]smithnigel 5 points6 points ago

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HELLO?

YES, THIS IS NIGEL

[–]bashfulmagic 412 points413 points ago

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It was the first non-furry pair of breasts he ever saw.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 199 points200 points ago

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Some people are into that.

[–]Kasuli 79 points80 points ago

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I'd say most are into non-furry breasts.

[–]Mekkz 40 points41 points ago

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thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]Pravusmentis 5 points6 points ago

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[–]danque 97 points98 points ago

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nope I am not going in there.

[–]Anthropophobiac 15 points16 points ago*

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This is the voice in your head telling you to do it. You know you want to.

Just give in.

There are cookies in there.

And a fountain of infinite karma just waiting for you.

Just do it. You know you want to.

[–]r_nothing_link 2 points3 points ago

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There's cookies in there.

This proves he's not the voice in my head, because mine has proper grammar!

[–]JediSquirrels 53 points54 points ago

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[–]I_EAT_POOP_AMA 19 points20 points ago

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deaddovedonoteat.jpg

[–]runujhkj 2 points3 points ago

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Well I don't know what I was expecting.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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You didn't eat that dove, did you? Because I only have a couple of days left to return it.

[–]Cinublabla 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not even going to think about pressing that link. Yet it's tempting.

[–]Hero_of_Hyrule 1 point2 points ago

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Clicked it. Not too bad, it's more about the fandom than the porn. They have a separate page for that at /r/yiff. As to why I clicked in the first place, I was curious.

[–]liescontrolus 1 point2 points ago

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[–]xafimrev 3 points4 points ago

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Most breasts are slightly furry. "Teeny tiny little hairs" (Bill Cosby voice)

[–]mastersprinkles 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, I'd last about that long too if I were him.

[–]larholm 1 point2 points ago

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Are you sure?

Take a look at that snout^Hnose of hers..

[–]TheColostomyBag 255 points256 points ago

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It has a rage face so I know when to laugh.

[–]BerksGirl 86 points87 points ago

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rage faces are the new canned laughter

rage comics are the new sitcoms

[–]KrishnaS124 16 points17 points ago

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new?

[–]D3PyroGS 2 points3 points ago

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shitcoms

[–]blackkevinDUNK 1 point2 points ago

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[–][deleted] 29 points30 points ago

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I feel like it takes away from the joke. I'm about to think it's funny then... well... rage face and I get tremendously disappointed. (well as disappointing as I can get for a 7 second gif)

[–]Provid3nce 14 points15 points ago

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Rage faces:

The laugh tracks of the internet.

[–]jesuz 54 points55 points ago

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[–]dfe332 56 points57 points ago

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A fucking chimp can get more action than me.

[–]jesuz 3 points4 points ago

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Well to be fair you could probably get that far too if you surprised a girl, but I wouldn't recommend it.

[–]bigtreeworld 27 points28 points ago

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I need context here

[–]TinyEarl 27 points28 points ago

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It's from "Tarzan The Ape Man". The chick is Bo Derek. There's not really any context; most of the movie is just random filler.

[–]KidDetective 11 points12 points ago

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god damn it now i'm gonna be late for my date.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 21 points22 points ago

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you might still come early.

[–]blackkevinDUNK 3 points4 points ago

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[–]RedhandedMan 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, you're working overtime here.

[–]blackkevinDUNK 1 point2 points ago

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what can i say lots of funny

[–]alphalaz 2 points3 points ago

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I have the weirdest boner...

[–]Three_Headed_Monkey 1 point2 points ago

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Don't worry. It's not weird.

[–]AndrewP7 2 points3 points ago

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That girl has a ridiculously skinny leg/knee

[–]reaverdude 1 point2 points ago

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yes

[–]Goshen 39 points40 points ago

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Jane is so fucking hhhhnnnnngggghhh in that whole film.

[–]TheTwist 32 points33 points ago*

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Meets woman for the first time in his life, gets to touch boobs with face a minute later.

EDIT: and he didn't even have to slip a $20!

[–]Salva_Veritate 18 points19 points ago

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SO ALPHA

[–]Lilbosley 176 points177 points ago*

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[–]bombproof 147 points148 points ago

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that went well

[–]uptwolait 40 points41 points ago

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That went down hill in a hurry.

[–]burnt_yoghurt 52 points53 points ago

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To be fair I don't see how it could have possibly gone in his favour.

[–]Caesar1313 109 points110 points ago

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The vine stayed in place and he swung back and forth in a jovial manner?

[–]carpeDeezNuts 3 points4 points ago

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He instantly shouts April Fool's as he lands back on the starting point.

[–]bsrg 1 point2 points ago*

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Two friends of him did it easily before him in the video.

[–]cresteh 31 points32 points ago

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It went okay

[–]bheklilr 47 points48 points ago

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People just don't realize that when you swing on a rope/vine/whatever, it puts significantly more downward force on it at the bottom of the swing, so even if it supports you just hanging there, that doesn't mean you can swing on it.

[–]TheKrumpet 50 points51 points ago

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Oh, so you're one of those 'scientists' that believes in centrifugal force. WAKE UP SHEEPLE, IT DOESN'T EXIST.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

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Who made up these physics "laws" anyways?

[–]Aiskhulos 2 points3 points ago

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I didn't vote for them!

[–]the_raptor 2 points3 points ago

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Nature has a well known liberal bias.

[–]edflyerssn007 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Hamlet7768 3 points4 points ago

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I'm guessing you believe in Time Cube Physics.

[–]HairyBlighter 7 points8 points ago

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As everybody rightfully should.

[–]Russz 1 point2 points ago

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What the fuck did I just read?

[–]Hamlet7768 1 point2 points ago

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That is a great question.

[–]Ausp3x 6 points7 points ago

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That reminds me a a recent fishing trip. I was casting out, trying to see how far I could get my line to the other side of the lake. Watched it fly out up up, everyone was like, "Holy shit, thats a hell of a cast!" ... tipped the rod down and saw that my bobber kept going - the line had snapped. We were laughing our asses off... yea, that would have been a pretty amazing cast. TLDR: Uncle Rico makes it happen.

[–]Dasterdly 11 points12 points ago

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I believe that that's actually George of the jungle, not Tarzan. Common mistake, carry on.

[–]mr-peabody 13 points14 points ago

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Watch out for that tree!

[–]darktemplardude 11 points12 points ago

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What did they think would happen?

[–]Cheezburger 15 points16 points ago

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Wat... did he die?

[–]Ontonyx 15 points16 points ago

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Need to know if this man died to know if it is okay to laugh or not...

[–]mrm3x1can 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone have a video link?

[–]hinesh 2 points3 points ago

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Do you have the source?

[–]brianbrianbrian 1 point2 points ago

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Looks more like George of the Jungle.

[–]diegodoesdora 1 point2 points ago

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thats one way to get rid of him...

[–]tauroid 1 point2 points ago

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I feel like the worst person in the world

[–]Level_75_Zapdos 78 points79 points ago

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[–]CHooTZ 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Dreamwaltzer 93 points94 points ago

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the horrible colouring of the face just adds to the whole creepy factor.

[–]Pravusmentis 7 points8 points ago

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I smell man flesh!

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 43 points44 points ago

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I miss the artistic 2D Disney cartoons. The 90's were the golden age for Disney movies, I don't give a fuck what anyone else says.

[–]bariton 9 points10 points ago

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I think most people would agree with you.

Lion King, Aladdin, Hunchback, Hercules, Mulan, ...

[–]PartyBusGaming 12 points13 points ago

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UP

[–]KKOSinsk 29 points30 points ago

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I still consider Pixar as separate from Disney. I know they have merged but they retained all their old staff, so it is still a PIXAR movie.

[–]theodrixx 1 point2 points ago

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They made a return with The Princess and the Frog.

[–]PleaseDontStalkMe 8 points9 points ago

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I forgot how hot Jane was.

[–]HMPoweredMan 96 points97 points ago

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Needs more Nigel

[–]frame_of_mind 12 points13 points ago

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What the deuce?

[–]jacobchapman 25 points26 points ago

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/r/nigelthornberry welcomes you with open arms. We won't judge you. We think you're smashing.

[–]WiceMan 12 points13 points ago

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My childhood, 1 day at a time Reddit...1 day at a time.

[–]zuisei 5 points6 points ago

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look at what she's mouthing toward the end. ecstasy...

[–]Getsome4000 2 points3 points ago

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I was just discussing how attractive Jane is the other night. Out of all the cartoon women I have seen in my life, she has got to be the hottest.

[–][deleted] 570 points571 points ago

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I don't know why he stopped there, if she started screaming nobody would come save her.

I mean, uh, what

[–]dahlkomy 70 points71 points ago

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Because of The Implication...

[–]fizziebob 23 points24 points ago

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ha, but that seems kind of dark bro

[–]comosea 37 points38 points ago

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There is a reason the left hand went out of the screen.

[–]my_bitches_love_me 329 points330 points ago

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Rape is not funny.

[–]Jasonresno 126 points127 points ago

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Reddits fascination with rape is bizarre.

[–]M3nt0R 59 points60 points ago

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It's a fairly anonymous website with many young sexually frustrated socially awkward dudes.

EDIT: Same reason someone's always talking about fapping to anything.

[–]clintisiceman 27 points28 points ago

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They're probably sexually frustrated because they spend their time making cruel rape jokes and singling out women for ridicule on the internet instead of trying to be decent human beings that any person would ever want to make physical contact with.

[–]A_Nihilist 7 points8 points ago

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You forgot the "...but I'm different!", Nice Guy.

[–]Sneakyferret 32 points33 points ago

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Hmm.. I find I could fap to this.

[–]M3nt0R 12 points13 points ago

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I was waiting for that...so I could have something to fap to. You fapping to me makes me want to fap, but does it perpetuate your urge to fap even more? Can we make this a cycle?

...never mind..I'm done.

[–]OneEagerGentleman 35 points36 points ago

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A cycle of fapping, Some sort of circle of jerking off?

That's just crazy enough to take off here in reddit, we shall call it... SphericalMasturbation!

[–]wheresmyhouse 1 point2 points ago

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The thought of you fapping to him wanting to fap to that one guy's comment, makes me want to fap.

[–]ANAL_QUEEN 3 points4 points ago

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Not everyone's a dude.

[–]divinesleeper 76 points77 points ago

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Neither is murder. Jokes about murder can be funny though.

[–]yasee 27 points28 points ago

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Uh huh. But here the "joke" is pretty much "what if he raped her" and possibly "lol men secretly like rape".

Can you not see how that might be offensive/damaging?

[–]clintisiceman 45 points46 points ago

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Well that sure doesn't take into account so many important things about both crimes that make them way way way different. For instance, the fact that women are overwhelmingly often the victims of rape and that it is an experience that heterosexual cisgender men outside of the American prison system almost never have to worry about. It has to do with privilege, an established sociological concept that the teenage boys of reddit tend to write off as nonsense because they see SRS using the term which completely invalidates it in their eyes. Definitely seems out of character considering how much redditors tend to view themselves as rational, logical, scientific people, but whatever.

And yes I know that men do get raped outside of the American prison system and when it happens it is a hugely terrible thing, but the fact that women are seriously getting raped all the fucking time and gross sweaty nerds on reddit are joking about it like "LOL! SOMETHING THAT I WILL NEVER HAVE TO FEAR IN MY LIFE!" is really gross and dehumanizing. Making a joke about murder can certainly be in poor taste or it could be pretty funny, but it doesn't carry the same inherent weight that rape does.

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[–]clintisiceman 16 points17 points ago

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Your whole point is based on the sexist premise that menstruation is bad. It's also based on a ridiculous oversimplification of my argument that you clearly didn't get.

[–]blow_hard 14 points15 points ago

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The thing is, a murder victim is never going to be in the room with you while you tell the joke, forced to remember probably one of the worst moments of their lives. However, there are lots of rape victims around who would rather not hear triggering jokes.

[–]bagboyrebel 2 points3 points ago

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What if someone's family was murdered?

[–]blow_hard 5 points6 points ago

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Then hearing about other people murdered in the same manner, or hearing jokes about murder, could possibly be a triggering experience for that person, and I would avoid making crude jokes in their presence.

This is easy because I don't tell hurtful or triggering jokes anyway, especially around people I don't know that well, or when I'm in public. I generally don't joke about people dying.

[–]Captain_Nonsense 3 points4 points ago

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A lot of people bring up the point "so does that mean we can't tell jokes about murder anymore either?", but the funny thing is, I can't even remember the last time I told a joke about murder. Is it really that hard to think of humor that doesn't involve violence?

[–]Shavetheweasel 275 points276 points ago

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I prefer the term surprise sex

[–]experienceddoglover 47 points48 points ago

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reddit - "whats rape normalization?"

[–]BeatlesForSale 265 points266 points ago

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"Forcey fun time"

[–]Kasuli 168 points169 points ago

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Well that's the British term

[–]burkyeah 66 points67 points ago

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Struggle snuggle.

[–]SlumberingParrot 34 points35 points ago

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The easiest way to have forcey fun time is to remove her knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity before pulling out your slippery dippery long mover.

But if forcey fun time is not your style, you can just have consensual peepee friction pleasure.

[–]BeatlesForSale 17 points18 points ago

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I think you mean her "Knickery wickery nighty wighty"

[–]Mancino 11 points12 points ago

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And if she says no to that, take out your rooty tooty point and shooty.

[–]FoxtrotBeta6 1 point2 points ago

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Nice try, Doctor.

[–]NickStihl 35 points36 points ago

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Unless I'm raping a clown...

[–]RapeytheClown 118 points119 points ago

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or its a clown raping you...

[–]cakezilla 15 points16 points ago

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redditor for 7 months. Well done.

[–]Kasuli 34 points35 points ago

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It's in very bad taste, but that doesn't necessarily make it not funny.

[–]gs841 23 points24 points ago

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Why is it funny? Can you explain. He basically said.. I don't know why he didn't rape her, no one was around. Can you tell me where the joke in that is?

[–]Kasuli 20 points21 points ago

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I never took a stance on this particular joke, and while I myself don't remember laughing at a single rape joke, I realize sense of humor is subjective and don't judge people by the jokes they like.

[–]gs841 12 points13 points ago

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Who is judging? And, I understand humor is subjective, so why are the majority of people who don't find this joke funny getting downvoted.

Why is the hackneyed retort always: you don't have a sense of humor.

[–]Kasuli 6 points7 points ago

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I can't speak for the downvotes, I know I haven't put a single one anywhere. And I never said you don't have a sense of humor, stop putting words in my mouth.

[–]BZenMojo 2 points3 points ago

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Humor is subjective based on the personal experiences, beliefs, desires, and backgrounds of the people laughing.

I think what becomes the cop out is when people say humor is subjective as if something being subjective means that you can't make judgments based on it.

I mean, your taste in clothing is subjective. Your taste in movies is subjective. Your taste in cinema is subjective. But your politics are, likewise, subjective. And furthermore, laughing at someone making light of something horrible isn't necessarily protected just because you're joking. It just means you have a somewhat defensible position based on your personal upbringing if someone argues with you on it. It doesn't mean people don't have the right to call you out and make judgments on your actions.

[–]zuperxtreme 14 points15 points ago

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Joking about it can be, not the act itself.

[–]STRONTJESBERG 6 points7 points ago

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Speak for yourself.

[–]bubbaholy 25 points26 points ago

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And that's why the bitches love him.

[–]Black_Opal 6 points7 points ago

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Clowns are scary and rarely any fun at all.

[–]M3nt0R 10 points11 points ago

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If we can't keep a sense of humor about things, what can we laugh at? I never found pictures of cats funny, man.

[–]Melancholia 6 points7 points ago

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Thanks for saying this. The casual humor that reddit finds in rape is disgusting, and most reddit users should be ashamed of how they act regarding it.

[–]thescientists 6 points7 points ago

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Why in Science's name is everyone talking about raping clowns?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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I think two or three people unwittingly posted the same joke all around the same time and then everyone went "hurr durr bandwagon."

[–]MLBM100 8 points9 points ago

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Rape is most definitely not funny, but what he said was pretty funny.

[–]PineapplePhalluses 4 points5 points ago

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Neither is the use of the term 'bitch' to describe a woman.

And don't say it's about your dogs, true as it may be, you knew people would make the aforementioned connection.

[–]Thecobra117 1 point2 points ago

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Your name, I get it.

DICK MUCHNER

[–]DiscountDoubleChoke 9 points10 points ago

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The fuck is wrong with you?

[–]logicisfortheweak 21 points22 points ago

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How is this the top rated comment? Disgusting.

[–]Undoer 9 points10 points ago

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Is it just me or does he look like Weird Al?

[–]bheklilr 1 point2 points ago

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woah.... mind blown

[–]Pieman911 40 points41 points ago

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[–]KhalilRavanna 135 points136 points ago

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Maggie Gyllenhaal is not nearly that attractive lol

[–]edstatue 35 points36 points ago

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She looks like a human-Basset Hound hybrid.

[–]MLBM100 1 point2 points ago

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I must admit that Jake got the better genes.

[–]MayorEmanuel 9 points10 points ago

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I think she's pretty attractive but Pieman911 just chose an awful picture of her. Let's try this agian.

[–]darktemplardude 7 points8 points ago

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[–]grungevalue 4 points5 points ago

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yeah she's in my favorite movie, and even I'll admit she's not attractive

[–]TwasARockLobsta 6 points7 points ago

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Is your favorite movie Stranger Than Fiction?

[–]jking1226 9 points10 points ago

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His favorite movie is the Secretary.

[–]Iscrollforlinks 3 points4 points ago

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one of the best movies!

[–]PooPooDooDoo 2 points3 points ago

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I saw that movie, thought it was good, than later watched it with this girl I was dating, and she was like, you thought this was good? What can I say, it gave me a boner?

[–]Bullwinkle_J_Moose 2 points3 points ago

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Is yours, Ethan?

[–]Pr3fix 4 points5 points ago

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If your favorite movie is The Dark Knight, then I'm going to kill myself.

[–]left_in_suspense 3 points4 points ago

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Then get ready to kill yourself...

[–]grungevalue 2 points3 points ago

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actually no. she was terrible in that movie. it's stranger than fiction, which by your definition may be worse :p

[–]Erithom 15 points16 points ago

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That picture looks a lot more like Jewel Staite to me.

[–]dhjin 9 points10 points ago

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she is stunning. i would respectfully date the shit outta her.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 10 points11 points ago*

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Fuck you, man. I'd take her to some fancy ass restaurant probably Italian or Seafood. Take a ballin' walk around a park near the lake and then get her back to her place by 11pm before the vampires come out. Then I'd say my goodbyes and hope to see her again like a mother f'ing pimp by calling her three days later.

Edit: Because people keep sending me a PM to meow.

Meow.

[–]8_bit_hero 12 points13 points ago

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Tarzan looks like Weird Al.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, having seen that photo of him today, it struck me as very similar too.

[–]up_the_brackett 44 points45 points ago

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Me boobsta.

[–]rainicorn_dash 4 points5 points ago

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DM;HB

[–]I_REMOVE_COCKS 0 points1 point ago

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"Now this... This I can get into."

[–]TheJediJew 2 points3 points ago

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And where is that hand going?

[–]PwnBuddy 2 points3 points ago

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I love how at the end it looks like she's mouthing "Oh fuck" and she bites her lip. Yup, she's enjoying it.

[–]DroopyMcCool 2 points3 points ago

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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex. "Tarzan not know sex," he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothes and lay down on the ground. "Here," she said. "You must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer with his huge erection, and then gave her an almighty kick right in the vagina. Jane rolled around in agony, but manages to gasp for air and screamed, "What did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for bees."

[–]PineapplePhalluses 7 points8 points ago

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Brazzers logo, SOMEONE REAP THE FREE KARMA!

[–]the_sam_ryan 1 point2 points ago

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Totally didn't notice this until now.

[–]downtotheground 1 point2 points ago

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[–]manbro 1 point2 points ago

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yo i fuckin love MEMES

[–]olhomy 1 point2 points ago

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Was completely expecting Nigel to pop out somewhere

[–]ghee 2 points3 points ago

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Me Tarzan Gusta, you Jane?