oh dear god...

DJPizzaMan · 4 months

I met Riley Mason once not knowing who she was, turns out she's a friend of my friends. My friends told me she did porn but that she only did some pictures just to pay for college and didn't do anything hardcore. Obviously googled her and first thing I found was a video of her blowing like 15 dudes.

BoxBaked · 4 months

I just can't fathom the pain of bare nuts getting sandwiched between a shoe and ceramic. Fuck. that.

monstercablessuck · 4 months

I guess she weighs more than soap. Who would've thought?

walkatnight · 4 months

its physics people... the vagina-penis attraction forces pulled her off the wall.

happy_otter · 4 months

Was she about to urinate on him?

TypicalRedditName · 4 months

Riley Mason http://www.efukt.com/1709_Riley_Mason%27s_Fetish.html

Burlap_Thong · 4 months

Gotta love porn bloopers. My favorite one is when this chick is tossing some dude's salad and he proceeds to fart in her mouth. Classic

m19z95k · 4 months

Ive seen the whole video. She doesn't actually step on his balls, he's bent over like that because he's laughing his ass off.

EDIT

You can find the video here . The actual fall happens at around one minute in.

Haloboy217 · 4 months

that was nuts

jspeights · 4 months

FINISH HIM!

tdrules · 4 months

That was very wrong of Alice Glass

ecky--ptang-zooboing · 4 months

99% of the people here seem to completely ignore the fact that she was about to pee on him giggidy

TakeTheBang · 4 months

A website called http://efukt.com/ , They have "adult humor" mostly porn bloopers and sexual facepalms

CervantesX · 4 months

My phone does strange things with animated gifs,.so at first I saw it in slow motion, and then super fast several times, and then it would freeze up on random frames before zipping ahead again. I went from pity for the guy to laughing. And then I realized "dude, hot girl was gonna piss on you, you don't get no sympathy."

RandomAmpersand · 4 months

My thoughts as I watched this:

She is going to shit on him
Don't want to see this
Close the tab
She fell bef&ore I could
I thought he ended up inside her when she fell
It played the second time and I thought that she just hurt his nuts
Third time I realized she was wearing heels...

Jordan_Boone · 4 months

Never wear heels in the tub. Unless you're Riley Mason, in which case you can do no wrong.

WayneGretzky99 · 4 months

Consummate pro, kept her o-face on the entire time.

frist_psot · 4 months

I like how he still managed to grab her boob, but then was all like, man, I don't have time for that, this hurts like hell...

eyedeasneverdie · 4 months

I've seen the video, he doesn't actually get hit in the nuts if I recall correctly.

Cerelius · 4 months

As a man I find this hard to masturbate to

football2106 · 4 months

Fun Fact: She missed his schlonga.

roadsiderick · 4 months

OMFG!

I still have twinges just thinking about it.

iamaom · 4 months

If you watch closely he smiles after the initial shock of her falling, I'm sure he's fine.

GuitarGuru253 · 4 months

Katy Perry sucks at porn

felka300 · 4 months

And that was the last movie he did.

CiD7707 · 4 months

What made them think the soap dish would support a person's body weight?

Neverborn · 4 months

That man deserves his workman's comp.

Paroxysm80 · 4 months

I, uh. Hmm.

Ouch.

Theprofessor206 · 4 months

Nice

Parker_ · 4 months

I love the look on her face, like "Oh shit, what do I do now?"

[deleted] · 4 months

Is that Preston from bangbros.com?

dgc3 · 4 months

my future childrens lives flashed before my eyes.

uepvup · 4 months

I lost my balls doing porn.

Rattlesnac · 4 months

She doesn't actually land on his junk in the video. The .gif is edited to make it look that way, though. In the actual scene they talk about it being a close call.

therealbighairy · 4 months

"Have you been injured in an industrial accident?" The salesman asked, his checked suit clashing with the drab colours of the real world. I nod my head, the memory and the wound both still fresh.

He slides a sheet of paper, covered in legalese across the table, his face eager at the prospect of the money to come his way. "These are my fees. They're all industry standard."

I barely glance at the paperwork before putting my John hancock down, my face burns with the anticipation of the next question. The hard question.

"Just tell me about the accident." He sits back, steepling his fingers, a studied affectation designed to show deep thought. I take a deep breath, steeling myself.

"Well, I was in this bathtub about to be pissed on when..."

Crazy_G1raffe · 4 months

so umm... where is the rest of this video? :D

bmores8 · 4 months

I've seen this video he wanted to get pissed on, said keep the heels then this happened, I think she missed the sack

Knollz · 4 months

Wow I feel lightheaded after watching. because of my huge erection.

zp_ · 4 months

that's nothing

nsfw.

rollinca · 4 months

ATTENTION: THE NUTS WERE NOT HIT.
Carry on.

AdmiralGross · 4 months

I actually know Riley Mason. Have worked with her outside of the porn industry and such. There is nothing that makes me more happy than to see this epic fail for such a fucking cunt bitch. I am saving this so I can look at it every time I see her.

panzerkampfwagen · 4 months

And, for a second, he still thought about grabbing her boob. The man's a hero.

blade2000 · 4 months

Old gif is old.

tacos_dont_fear · 4 months

This kills the porn star.

Beast_Ice · 4 months

you live by the sword you die by the sword

iDoiStuff · 4 months

I thought his knee went up her hooha.

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