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[–]TychoCelchu 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks to my electric dress!

[–]Repost_Catcher 1 point2 points ago

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It's been said but here is proof one of the few

[–]Chaseman69 2 points3 points ago

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You gotta learn early that reposts are frowned upon honey

[–]Icomefromb[S] 2 points3 points ago

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I can't sift through every picture plus I don't get on /r/funny much so I wouldn't know what a repost is and isn't. I'll try harder to make sure its not a repost next time.

[–]Roaning 4 points5 points ago

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Meh, there's always people who ain't seen it. The worst is when people repost something claiming it's theirs. Actually no, the worst is when they try to defend a repost in the comments and insist it's theirs even when proven wrong.

[–]pizzapocket 1 point2 points ago

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A chuckle and a smile. Again.

[–]Plithe8 0 points1 point ago

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You're single, aren't you

[–]tehgama95 2 points3 points ago

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Please,please learn to take a joke in stride without getting your panties in a bunch.

[–]Plithe8 1 point2 points ago

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Hey yo chiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllll.

[–]bohemianmichfestie 2 points3 points ago

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I got the joke, and I chuckled. Please remember though, saying something is a joke doesn't make it harmless. I made a joke about cutting a guy's dick off once and he didn't think it was very funny; in fact his feelings were hurt. My saying it was just a joke didn't make it any better. Remember that. Don't get your boxers in a bunch because someone can actually be offended.

[–]tehgama95 0 points1 point ago

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He got offended at that? What a pussy. No, you're freedom of speech doesn't come before his "right" to not be offended.

[–]bohemianmichfestie 1 point2 points ago

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The guy wasn't a pussy, he was offended. It offends me that you use pussy as an insult, but it is your freedom of speech. That was a cock-head thing to say, does that offend you that I called you a mere cock among cocks?

I don't follow, however that you were defending this joke but then you're saying my freedom of speech doesn't trump his right to not be offended? You contradict yourself.

My point is, we can all be offensive, but that doesn't mean we don't have a right to speak our mind. We do all have our faults, we're all part good, part evil but we can at least strive to be kind and fair minded towards each other. I think this joke was obviously sarcastic to jest at the place that men/religion put women in. That is why I wasn't offended by it. However jokes can still be offensive. Just know that.

[–]tehgama95 2 points3 points ago

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You can be offended all you like, But you can't shove your opinions down my throat without expecting negative feedback. I usually tell people that say "YA NO WEN PPL SAY DATS SO GAY DER OFENDIN GAY PPL" to go fuck themselves.

[–]bohemianmichfestie 1 point2 points ago

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Honestly, you are still missing my point. It is everyone's right to free speech but it is also anyone's right to be offended by it. The bigger person will strive not to be offensive.

I think I may have offended you, but it is my right to speak, regardless at least I know I offended you. Though that was my intention, only to get my point and a little perspective across, I'm sorry I had to do so. Offend people all you want tehgama95, I'm just saying, that people have a right to get offended, that doesn't mean they are pussies or can't take a joke, it means people have feelings.

[–]tehgama95 -1 points0 points ago

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Lol, I was actually not offended at all, what gave you that impression? By the way, I would be fine with this sensitivity era, if they didn't try to shove their opinions down my throat. Like with the "that's so gay" commercials or the "we're a culture, not a costume" posters. Sometimes you really do need to just shut your trap and suck it up, regardless of what you feel about it. Because there are a hell of a lot more things to complain about than what might hurt someones feelings. When someone says something I don't like or I get "offended" by. I suck it up, you know why? Because I know that my opinion doesn't matter, nobodies opinion matters. And nobody has the right to change everyone around them because they are hurt from it. It's a lazy way of self improvement, without the self improvement part.

[–]Icomefromb[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Your* sorry had to do it.

[–]daghoster -5 points-4 points ago

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You can't take a joke, don't you

[–]bohemianmichfestie 3 points4 points ago

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a. You can't take a joke, don't you...

b. You can not take a joke, do not you...

c. You can't take a joke, CAN you...

hmm... try again...

[–]Icomefromb[S] -5 points-4 points ago

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No I have a girlfriend but only 7 months so nothing big really.

[–]AA72ON 0 points1 point ago

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Well either way I'm the asian i mean who wants to be a cow?

[–]Patchy_g 0 points1 point ago

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At first i scratched my head, but then I realized you were replying to this post.

Reddit detective awaaaaaaay!

[–]Ilovelamp82 -2 points-1 points ago

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I've never seen this and I love it!