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[–]Whalehumper 20 points21 points ago

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Uncle Fester, sometimes he gets out of his cage.

[–]LegHumper 6 points7 points ago

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It's the midnight noir crazies, I tell ya.

[–]Whalehumper 3 points4 points ago

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A fellow humper, salutations!

[–]LegHumper 3 points4 points ago

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A true pleasure, dear friend!

[–]mrvimes 63 points64 points ago

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There are several words.

Book, table, water, four, apple, paper, computer, market, tuesday. Those are just some of the words.

[–]Solomaxwell6 38 points39 points ago

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I'm officially an idiot.

I looked at "four," pronounced it "fow-er" in my head, and thought "Guess he typo'd flour."

[–]palordrolap 7 points8 points ago

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In some parts of the English-speaking world, 'fower' is pretty much how 'four' is pronounced.

[–]Solomaxwell6 1 point2 points ago

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Unfortunately, not in my part of the English speaking world. :(

[–]palordrolap 3 points4 points ago

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No need to be sad, friend. We all have word-blind moments. Just one of those things.

Also, examining things closer, I think the pattern of syllables in the preceding words in the sentence may have thrown you off.

[–]eyecite 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe in your head table and water made you think of flour? Book for cookbook? Who knows, maybe you're an idiot.

[–]Nexusmaxis -1 points0 points ago

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you're in the army now, son!

[–]ZM2N4AiP_A4 -3 points-2 points ago

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Dude, awesome, please feel free to keep sharing your riveting life with reddit.

[–]ThunderGyra 0 points1 point ago

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[–]binouz -1 points0 points ago

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BTW fap Cmt.?

[–]LurkerTroll -1 points0 points ago

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I don't get this.

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[–]LurkerTroll -1 points0 points ago

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Whoosh

[–]ur_names_an_acronym -1 points0 points ago

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Mrvimes rightly voices initial measurably entertaining suppositions. :)

[–]ajsk8board 128 points129 points ago

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i wounder what brand of potato this was filmed with

[–]Swede_ 28 points29 points ago

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I think they used the potato filter in after potato cs5

[–]methshin 27 points28 points ago

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tatershop?

[–]ChurnedIntoButter 14 points15 points ago

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Version fryve point three.

[–]meefjones 0 points1 point ago

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A one and a four and a ching chong potato

[–]Spartan094 0 points1 point ago

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Potatochop CS3 has been running joke with my pals for awhile.

[–]97bluelights 4 points5 points ago

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YouTube is leaking...

[–]Freudianity 1 point2 points ago

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*YouTuber.

[–]divinesleeper 1 point2 points ago

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One of the old black and white models.

[–]arghnard 0 points1 point ago

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Probably a Nikon Spudpix

[–]GenericDuck 0 points1 point ago

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Bolshevik Era standard Govt issue potato.

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[–]StevenStevenSteven 4 points5 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]Kaeltro 4 points5 points ago

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I concur, Steven cubed

[–]17Hongo 22 points23 points ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]Fuel13 6 points7 points ago

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[–]Retawtrams[S] 2 points3 points ago

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This is what flashmobs should look like.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Who's that at the door?!

[–]sheep_abducting_ufo 7 points8 points ago

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thank you for not posting this on r/WTF...

[–]ra_grand 10 points11 points ago

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Fuck the Police?

[–]edwardpenistits 5 points6 points ago

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Did he shit his pants at the end?

[–]darkbase 4 points5 points ago

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Kompressor?

[–]FatalGround 0 points1 point ago

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Yep.

[–]CornFedHonky 3 points4 points ago

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There is no interest.

[–]SadTruth_HappyLies -2 points-1 points ago

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There are no upvotes.

[–]Thyfatone 2 points3 points ago

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I looked...And I saw Jason Voorhees, setting up his next victim.

[–]Renverse 2 points3 points ago

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ANARCHY!!!

[–]meriadocdog -1 points0 points ago

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In the UK.

[–]12_Baconed_Narwhals 1 point2 points ago

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funny, I watched this, and the first thought in my mind was "he must be right handed."

[–]Recnamoruen 1 point2 points ago*

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I believe this is from one of kompressors videos, though I do not know which one.

Example music video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWpn7Z6AcHM

[–]L_Blunt 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like bubbles if you ask me.

[–]elcucuuuy 1 point2 points ago

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THIS IS MADNESS!!

[–]docious 6 points7 points ago

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Nope. Sparta.

[–]flutterarity 4 points5 points ago

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No, this is Patrick.

[–]meriadocdog 3 points4 points ago

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Nope, Chuck Testa.

[–]docious 2 points3 points ago

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You sir! :)

[–]OverAllGENIUS 1 point2 points ago

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No, this is Dog...

[–]geekjive 0 points1 point ago

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this is my favorite gif of all time and therefore you've been upvoted.

[–]DrSunset 0 points1 point ago

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Better call Ghostbusters.

[–]Earthtone_Coalition 0 points1 point ago

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Bill Murray?

[–]Pizzly_bear 0 points1 point ago

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Sloth?

[–]lost_trilogy 0 points1 point ago

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I... I don't know what to think after watching this.

[–]OmegaSeven 0 points1 point ago

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There may not be any words but there is a near infinite supply of piss poor image quality.

[–]LethargicHero 0 points1 point ago

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i told him that wasn't flower, and under no circumstances should he rub it in his gums.

[–]DontUseThat 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like it could be a deathgrips video

[–]Korberos 0 points1 point ago

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Anarchy in the UK

[–]Smittyrb 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, the humanity!

[–]youatowel 0 points1 point ago

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DA FAQ?

[–]ywkwpwnw 0 points1 point ago

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my gd phone will not load it!

[–]Eye-Rack-E 0 points1 point ago

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"Realizing I have my finals next week"

[–]seaberry86 0 points1 point ago

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Need a tarzan scream to go with it.

[–]PeeBagger 0 points1 point ago

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hipster gonna hip

[–]BoomShaka 0 points1 point ago

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ANARCHY!

[–]Drumah 0 points1 point ago

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oh such mischief!!!

[–]meantism 0 points1 point ago

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There is, in fact, such a thing as words. Fuck your shitty unoriginal title

[–]LurkerTroll 0 points1 point ago

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I always wondered where this was from

[–]thejamesstage 0 points1 point ago

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stelio kontos's weapon of choice

[–]i_live_on_an_island 0 points1 point ago

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In the right setting this is nothing less than art.

[–]fantes_friend 0 points1 point ago

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thnx for reminding me of this gif. This is the best gif I ever saw!

[–]ztrex 0 points1 point ago

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hmmm.. Hey! That's the park near me. ._.

[–]wigawam 0 points1 point ago

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I haven't been drunk like that in a long time, miss those days.

[–]ComradeButterfly 0 points1 point ago

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This made me giggle more than it should have!

[–]MrMelty 0 points1 point ago

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No words except, fucking awesome!

[–]MicFury 0 points1 point ago

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Not words, but one word: "AHHHHHH!!!!!!!"

[–]tuffg0ng 0 points1 point ago

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Laugh of the evening: Check

[–]kisen11 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you, I've been searching around for this :P

[–]pdonatha 0 points1 point ago

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wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, YEAH

[–]Spyhop 0 points1 point ago

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This is the most awesome thing I've seen on the internet today.

[–]randomfuckingletters 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ

[–]leftistesticle_2 -2 points-1 points ago

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The word repost is appropriate

[–]AnarchyAntelope112 -1 points0 points ago

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Grainy is one I think

[–]WarEmblem27 -1 points0 points ago

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Actually there are plenty words...

[–]f3tch -1 points0 points ago

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Yes there are "What the fuck?"

[–]thattallfellow -1 points0 points ago

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The opening frames of this gif always make me worry something terrifying's about to jump out. Then I laugh my head off.

[–]digg1tydan -1 points0 points ago

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wiggle! dat one wiggle! nao dat one wiggle!!! I AM WIGGLE! WIIIIIGGLE!!!!

[–]HayzuesKreestow -3 points-2 points ago

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I've got one..

Downvote

[–]armybrate1 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, downvotes you have.

[–]could_be_a_liar -2 points-1 points ago

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Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]Retawtrams[S] -2 points-1 points ago

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Don't know whether or not to trust your words

[–]Roflmoo -2 points-1 points ago

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Here's one. "Repost."

[–]guyguy23 -2 points-1 points ago

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Repost comes to mind.

[–]FaeKade -2 points-1 points ago

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I have one word for you: Repost

[–]dandello -3 points-2 points ago

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The title for this post should be "posted yesterday , and several other times in the past, with a different title."

[–]overkillbluebery -1 points0 points ago

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What a rebel