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[–]ScholarZero 37 points38 points ago

Chewie, Vader, Han, Luke, Leia, R2D2 (top to bottom)

[–]Tokeli -1 points0 points ago

This makes more sense than the title.

[–]CactusMeat 270 points271 points ago

how exactly is this funny?

[–]Sighcohsiss 166 points167 points ago

Midgets.

[–]zmansman17 39 points40 points ago

R2D2 is competing with Leia

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]jonneyboy45 0 points1 point ago

Nope, Chuck Testa

[–]steimes 6 points7 points ago

So we reached the point where this isn't instantly downvoted now. Interesting

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

Ginger Baker would be funny because Bakers frequently use Ginger in their products

[–]sternje -1 points0 points ago

Milk evacuated out of my nose when I read this. You sir, are a genius.

[–]Uncleleech -3 points-2 points ago

Kenny bakers

[–]Phased_and_Amused 5 points6 points ago

Because Mark Hamill.

[–]mak10z 1 point2 points ago

he IS the joker

[–]The_True_Zecret 7 points8 points ago

Yeah, it's not exactly funny, but it is an image I find worthwhile to keep for later, so I will neither upvote nor downvote this.

[–]PalermoJohn 4 points5 points ago

r/pics

[–]Ambulance_Artist 2 points3 points ago

This was just posted in r/pics a few weeks ago. That's why OP posted it in r/funny instead.

[–]kcg5 0 points1 point ago

It's posted every few weeks, and months....

[–]Dickie_house 0 points1 point ago

Funny because of Vader's tie?

[–]thegypsyqueen 0 points1 point ago

Short ass Vader tie?

[–]HoboJoe278 -1 points0 points ago

It's funny because we had to be reminded "left to right"

[–]RNRSaturday -1 points0 points ago

It's science. Star Wars trumps funny. The upvote data supports this claim.

[–]joncanoe -2 points-1 points ago

it's funny because mark hamil was The Joker for 19 years

[–]NekkidSnaku -3 points-2 points ago

2deep4u

[–]BaconIsFrance 26 points27 points ago

3PO! Where could he be?!

[–]Iwantrobots 8 points9 points ago

Maybe he's taking the picture?

[–]yippee_that_burns 82 points83 points ago

Did you mean to post to /r/pics ?

[–]lud1120 20 points21 points ago

I thought this was in /r/pics when I saw it.

[–]green_cheese 54 points55 points ago

Damn she is much shorter than I remember from the films

[–]int3r4ct 19 points20 points ago

When you put anyone next to Chewie they are going to look short.

[–]KhalidShahin 10 points11 points ago

When you put anyone next to R2D2 they are going to look tall.

So it should cancel out.

[–]apostrotastrophe 6 points7 points ago

I think most actresses are generally tiny people. One time I went to talk to an agent for commercials, and they said female actors over 5'8" rarely find work on camera because they have to make sure they're shorter than the men.

[–]ChalgakillerBG 1 point2 points ago

Well, Peter Mayhew (Chewie) is a huge guy, about 7'3 (220cm) so maybe she just looks short next to him.

[–]green_cheese 4 points5 points ago

She looks small in comparison to all the men, hell even Kenny Baker makes her look small

[–]Margatron 1 point2 points ago

Dat pantsuit.

[–]IAmTheQ 105 points106 points ago

That's not funny.

[–]iDontSayFunnyThings 19 points20 points ago

As an expert on the subject, I must agree.

[–]TheSaddestGrape 2 points3 points ago

I'm afraid I must question your credentials, this comment was at least moderately amusing.

[–]iDontSayFunnyThings 2 points3 points ago

The field of novelty accounting requires no credentials. You just gotta join up and make a name for yourself.

[–]TheSaddestGrape 1 point2 points ago

See, if you keep this up I can pass your first comment off as a statistical anomaly.

[–]iDontSayFunnyThings 1 point2 points ago

While you're sitting here, tapping away at your keyboard, children are dying of starvation in third world nations.

That wasn't funny, right?

[–]TheSaddestGrape 2 points3 points ago

Not even a smirk. Congratulations.

[–]iDontSayFunnyThings 0 points1 point ago

Well, you are the saddest grape. I hope someday you might smile little one.

[–]gossameriv 9 points10 points ago

Prove it isn't.

[–]touchthestove 13 points14 points ago

It isn't. [PROOF]

[–]Well_With_My_Soul 2 points3 points ago

Checkmate, Atheists.

[–]YeahIWrestleBears -1 points0 points ago

PROOF

[–]lud1120 2 points3 points ago*

I think this would have been a good submission to /pics or at least /r/movies.

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[–]Hookhand 19 points20 points ago

Just take the fucking picture, Anthony.

[–]bujweiser 73 points74 points ago

r/funny?

[–]theheartofgold 42 points43 points ago

Harrison Ford was a handsome motherfucker.

[–]Zthe27th 45 points46 points ago

I believe you were looking for the word is

[–]jewdo 5 points6 points ago

Dapper is the word. And he not even looking at the camera!

[–]libertariantexan -1 points0 points ago

I typed this before reading your comment. I shit you not.

[–]bright_ephemera 1 point2 points ago

Seriously. No idea why this is in /r/funny, but I am compelled to upvote because Harrison Ford.

[–]matt7259 9 points10 points ago

For the curious/lazy:
Harrison Ford (Han): 6'1" (1.85m)
David Prowse (Vader): 6'6" (1.98m)
Peter Mayhew (Chewie): 7'2" (2.18m)
Carrie Fisher (Leia): 5'1" (1.55m)
Mark Hamill (Luke): 5'9" (1.75m)
Kenny Baker (R2D2): 3'8" (1.12m)

Source: I am a yardstick AMA.

[–]theleanmc 1 point2 points ago

is your job hard?

[–]drummingdude21 0 points1 point ago

Yes! I'm taller than Harrison Ford. I got one thing on him

[–]FantasyFacade 1 point2 points ago

Fuck, I'm only two inches taller than Leia...

[–]NekroFelixDaCat 0 points1 point ago

How many feet do you have.

[–]robertluke 32 points33 points ago

Great photo. But why is it in /r/funny?

[–]cypher_zero 6 points7 points ago

Wow. Never realized Leia was that short.

[–]gameboyjrc 3 points4 points ago

According to the caption, I always had my characters mixed up. I could've sworn Luke was taller...

[–]utterback423 12 points13 points ago

Carrie Fisher I love you

[–]amolad 1 point2 points ago

You love her THEN, but not now (I hope).

[–]balletboy 7 points8 points ago

Have you seen her comedy? Its actually pretty funny.

[–]downneck 0 points1 point ago

i'd hit it, even now, if only for heritage points.

[–]paul193 3 points4 points ago

I don't think reddit needs the 'left to right'

[–]sachegrande 6 points7 points ago

Ohh... I was going to go right to left.

[–]thesomedude777 2 points3 points ago

I didnt know chewbacca was that short....

[–]Pattawork 2 points3 points ago

Kenny Baker does not age. He has always looked that old.

[–]Davey303 2 points3 points ago

I'm diggin that pant-suit so hard.

[–]DeafComedian 2 points3 points ago

Han, Vader, Chewie, Leia, R2D2, and Luke (Left to Right)

FTFY

[–]necrosxiaoban -2 points-1 points ago

Luke's right arm is further to the left than R2's

[–]saltrix 0 points1 point ago

True, but that's not how this works.

[–]necrosxiaoban 0 points1 point ago

It actually is.

[–]MoonDaddy 16 points17 points ago

This is probably posted every single day.

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

never seen it before...

[–]lud1120 4 points5 points ago

I haven't either.

[–]RampagingDragon 4 points5 points ago

Nor have I.

[–]count_chocula 1 point2 points ago

I lol'd?

[–]bigpink 1 point2 points ago

handsome group

[–]shlomo_baggins 1 point2 points ago

Even the cast hated 3PO apparently...

[–]Getrolled 1 point2 points ago

Good god that is a good looking group of people.

[–]lazydudedude 1 point2 points ago

R2D2 then Luke I think

[–]NickConrad 1 point2 points ago

Why does Harrison Ford have three legs?

[–]SaxSalute 1 point2 points ago

Is the guy who played R2D2 a dwarf or a midget? I always forget which ones are more heat resistant...

[–]ZetsubouZolo 1 point2 points ago

I watched this for like a deci second and I spontaniously orgasmed.

[–]Darkerfalz 1 point2 points ago

I thought James Earl Jones was Vader, but after a google search, I learned he's the voice actor (I believe. I'm prob still wrong).

[–]Good_Guy_Zach 1 point2 points ago

R2D2 looks so much different without the makeup on!

[–]roberto32 1 point2 points ago

well, vader had multiple actors, for different parts

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

but only one voice.

[–]roberto32 1 point2 points ago

yeah, James Earl Jones in the original trilogy and the end of revenge of the sith.

I don't see him there though

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

well he was just a voice actor, and back then voice actors didnt get full credit for the roles they played, compared to the actors of today

[–]AlwaysIndecisive[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm not gonna lie, this was totally an experiment to test the power of reposting. I just went to "Top" posts and went back a few years, found something, and posted. Clearly people have no memories. And yes, I openly admit this is a repost.

[–]FrogDie 2 points3 points ago

Cool, a repost!

[–]chunkable 1 point2 points ago

Huh. Didn't know Carrie Fisher was a midget.

[–]Darktidemage 1 point2 points ago

You sure it's left to right? That guy on the left looks like he might have played R2D2.

[–]xilog 1 point2 points ago

Where's James Earl Jones?

[–]mgz 2 points3 points ago

He only did the voice.

[–]xilog 1 point2 points ago

Sure, but he's as much Vader as Dave Prowse was.

[–]mgz 1 point2 points ago

I agree! But he was probably a lot less around than the "physical" cast. I guess he did his part months after the shooting was over. Hence, not being there for what looks like a casual snapshot.

(Is that the way to use "hence"?)

[–]xilog 2 points3 points ago

Good point, hadn't thought of that. And yes, correct use of hence.

[–]jerub 0 points1 point ago

But how did they lipsync so long after the fact? Dave Prowse's lips moved perfectly in time with James Earl Jones voice... I always thought James Earl Jones was just off set coaching so they could get it just right.

[–]KjoeLjan 0 points1 point ago

R2 looks a lot like Luke

[–]wonkydonk 0 points1 point ago

Is that Peter Mayhew....or Anthony Bourdain?

[–]zelf0gale 0 points1 point ago

Bourdain looks much more scrawny.

[–]IDlOT 0 points1 point ago

Luke is so tiny!

[–]electricmonk42 0 points1 point ago

Mark Hamill: Grandfather of Duckface.

[–]hairygoatlip 0 points1 point ago

Fackin boss

[–]fenduru 0 points1 point ago

Holy pleats, Batman!

[–]doores153 0 points1 point ago

Harrison Ford looks so young!

[–]turnleftdale 0 points1 point ago

Its funny how many times this gets reposted.

[–]klaberrduff 0 points1 point ago

that's weird, han's a midget!

[–]Isatis_tinctoria 0 points1 point ago

The good days with Star Wars!!!!

[–]8HokiePokie8 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap leia is waaaay shorter than I would've ever imagined. Fooled me again, Movies!

[–]lud1120 0 points1 point ago

I didn't realize she was so short either.

[–]Racepace 0 points1 point ago

those are some baggy pants on Carrie Fisher

[–]mikeyrocks13 0 points1 point ago

cool picture

[–]PolloDiablo 0 points1 point ago

Hey, I've met the three least famous people in that photo!

[–]me_me_me_me_me_ 0 points1 point ago

This is a great photo! (though I don't think it belongs in r/funny). I didn't realize that Carrie Fisher was that short.

[–]IAmLaughingMan 0 points1 point ago

Man, Carrie Fisher was fit in those days

[–]glassonion87 0 points1 point ago

hmph, left to right.. like i didn't know

[–]Duke_of_New_York 0 points1 point ago

Carrie Fisher all looking classy as fuck.

[–]l0newoofie 0 points1 point ago

that girl looks classy.

[–]moolander 0 points1 point ago

Did chewie get shaved?

[–]McSkatKat 0 points1 point ago

C-3PO must have taken the picture.

[–]D3adH3adFr3d 0 points1 point ago

C3PO?

[–]IsMaithLiom 0 points1 point ago

Star Wars: The college years

[–]Iseenoicegiants 0 points1 point ago

This photo makes it clear why 3 of them were costumed.

[–]DrAEnigmatic 0 points1 point ago

I have exactly this photo signed by everyone except Luke / Mark Hamill.

[–]Communistowl 0 points1 point ago

Which one is R2D2?

[–]Santaclawws 0 points1 point ago

Who's the little oompa loompa dude

[–]Dstanding 0 points1 point ago

Would've been funnier with a Brazzers logo

[–]beltinbacon 0 points1 point ago

Carrie Fisher is 5'1. I am also 5'1.. Sometimes I don't believe I am that short..

[–]drill_fork 0 points1 point ago

Luke definitely wasn't a little person.

[–]gwords16 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a graph of the Soviet economy during the Cold War.

[–]tyrroi 0 points1 point ago

This isn't funny and this is the 1 millionth time it has been posted.

[–]ricky_collins 0 points1 point ago

Why all the reposts today?

[–]grumblz 0 points1 point ago

I want the actor for R2D2 to appear in a side scrolling shooter as a final boss

[–]Flyingbuffaloman 0 points1 point ago

Not funny.

[–]HarryMuffin 0 points1 point ago

Welp, see you in next month's thread.

[–]FightingPolish 0 points1 point ago

I like how you had to add (Left to Right) like someone out there would wonder why Vader looked so short in real life because they went right to left.

[–]MrMastodon 0 points1 point ago

I can happily say I have Vaders autograph.

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

LOLOL

Downvoted.

[–]kieferbutt 0 points1 point ago

[–]libertariantexan 0 points1 point ago

Harrison Ford is so fucking dapper.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The scale of the their heights is disorienting. Is Mark Hamil that short, but not midget short? Or is everyone behind him pretty tall?

[–]Gramma42ton 0 points1 point ago

This belongs in r/pics

How obvious that the three people immediately recognizable are mark hamil, harrison ford, and carrie fisher

[–]yfront 0 points1 point ago

I'll raise you with Darth's autograph

[–]MileHighBarfly 0 points1 point ago

Just...couldn't be bothered to put this in a relevant subreddit? Gotta get those upvotes, just post it in the biggest subreddit, who cares if that makes any sense.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I would fuck every one of these people.

[–]adamantiumrage 0 points1 point ago

Makes my yearn so strongly for the days when we simply watched Star Wars on old worn out VHS tapes. No deleted scenes. No CGI. No prequels. Just pure wonder and awe.

[–]Phased 0 points1 point ago

Vader was played by 4 people

[–]revolverzanbolt 0 points1 point ago

Wait, which one was Han again?

[–]BetaMail 0 points1 point ago

C3-Re-Post.

[–]brunudumal 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I swear she didn't look that good in the films?

[–]Insinuative_Penguin 0 points1 point ago

Isn't this Darth Vader?

[–]SpitN 2 points3 points ago

That was the voice, not the man in the suit.

[–]Insinuative_Penguin 0 points1 point ago

Where was he when this was taken... someone should Photoshop him in so he can feel included.

[–]SpitN 0 points1 point ago

This is cool, but there's nothing funny about it. Wrong subreddit duder.

[–]blorno 0 points1 point ago

The thing I had for Carrie Fisher at the time was the profound feeling she engendered in me that she was the type of girl that if you fucked her, she would fuck you back just as hard. Sorry, but I can't express my impression any more delicately.

[–]egyptsFINEST8 0 points1 point ago

I wish I could count the number of times this exact photo has been posted to reddit.

[–]sydneygamer 0 points1 point ago

And what part of this is funny exactly?

Don't get me wrong, it's a great photo. But I think it'd be more appropriate in /r/pics.

[–]JesteroftheApocalyps 0 points1 point ago

Kenny was so fucking hot back then . . .

[–]CaptainBecket 0 points1 point ago

Luke is a lot shorter than I remember, and how'd they get that tall blond guy to fit inside R2D2?

[–]margoslaby 0 points1 point ago

Shoot, Leia was short

[–]TataTutu 0 points1 point ago

R2D2 and Matthew Lilliard bear a strong facial resemblence.

[–]yellowpeep 0 points1 point ago

Goddamn Harrison Ford was one handsome motherfucker.

Still is.

[–]slaminsammy 0 points1 point ago

OMG! I have never before seen this picture in my life. Especially on Reddit!!!!

[–]xUpgrayeddx 0 points1 point ago

Clearly nobody cared about c3po

[–]bowhunter6274 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for sharing this. Damn she is short.

[–]bscott17 0 points1 point ago

When did James Earl Jones turn white?

[–]aderpgio 2 points3 points ago

He just did the voice of vader, not thr acting part

[–]lud1120 1 point2 points ago

That's David Prowse.

[–]SFbound_ 0 points1 point ago

Wait, which one is R2?

[–]cloudduel_13 -1 points0 points ago

Nice picture.

[–]AlphaWings -1 points0 points ago

how has no one gotten this? VADER WAS JAMES EARL JONES! Hence the white dude........was vader for like 10 seconds.

[–]gmap516 -2 points-1 points ago

Luke is such a stud.

[–]gamerwithnoname -5 points-4 points ago

Where's my brazzers logo?

[–]prettyraddude -1 points0 points ago

That girl's miniature tits are sagging like nobody's business.

[–]thesilverecluse -1 points0 points ago

I am so glad that the title was the key to who was in the photo. I think there are 2 people in the world who wouldn't know who was in the pics.

[–]stucknmove -4 points-3 points ago

Weeman!

[–]Snapperhead -2 points-1 points ago

OP stole this from Smosh! You can see where they cropped out the watermark.

[–]LucifersCounsel -2 points-1 points ago

[–]visonetwork -3 points-2 points ago

Looks a little tall for R2D2.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Well Luke looked a little short for a stormtrooper but he was one anyway.

[–]yanchanator -3 points-2 points ago

siiickkk picture