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[–]clarkeside 234 points235 points ago

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It's a shovel and a damn old picture.

[–]AnonymousHipopotamus 10 points11 points ago

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Somehow a tiny, plastic shovel is even less badass than a popsicle.

[–]tehangryhoboz 5 points6 points ago

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His gonna use that small shovel to digg someone's grave, Badass

Also don't make fun of him he might eat you.

[–]netraven5000 0 points1 point ago

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You mean Reddit someone's grave?

[–]DZ302 11 points12 points ago

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Wow, I first saw this picture years ago (without the shitty caption) and have always thought it was a Popsicle.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, there's no way a popsicle would last long enough for a picture.

[–]shadowinq 1 point2 points ago

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OMG IT'S A SHOVEL. Damn, I have been bested.

[–]Nagus_Maximus420 0 points1 point ago

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Well is the other kid throwing up gang signs or does he have Cerebral Palsy ?

[–]frankmask123 57 points58 points ago

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Hey guys have you heard of this new ship called the Titanic??? They say nothing can sink it!!!

[–]Artyom2033 10 points11 points ago

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Who cares, as long as we smoke tobacco we will stay fit and healthy.

[–]Asdar 8 points9 points ago

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enough about that mess, did you hear that Julius Caesar was murdered?

[–]theodrixx 7 points8 points ago

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Guys! Some guy just invented fire!

[–]0takuSharkGuy 5 points6 points ago

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Whoa, did anyone else hear a really big bang last night?

[–]Asdar 1 point2 points ago

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What's fire? Also, I heard the Dinosaurs all died!

[–]Brillians 0 points1 point ago

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and i was about to say that the fat kid really doesnt need a popsicle

[–]anal_blazers 26 points27 points ago

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welcome to the internet level : AOL

[–]Gladwraplol 18 points19 points ago

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It's a shovel for the sandbox. Kids in the sandbox would have applied more.

[–]NeoTeleSocio 14 points15 points ago

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I think the best thing here is the NES shirt.

[–]SteeleBawls 9 points10 points ago

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Either way its pretty applicable... Popsicle is one of his main food staples, shovel is one of his main utensils.

[–]Explains_fat_jokes 8 points9 points ago

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It's funny because he's fat and therefore eats a lot.

[–]smash360 1 point2 points ago

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new favorite account

[–]raptorman3054 0 points1 point ago

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Now make that rhyme and you'll have my upvote.

[–]puff_puff_ -5 points-4 points ago

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Food staple, popsicle, one of his main; Utensil, shovel, one of his main!

Lion, dandruff, in his mane; Crabs, lobster, must be Maine!

Girl, skinny, one of my main; Bremelo, burly, could be a mayne!

[–]GetStapled -3 points-2 points ago

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Laaaaaaame!

[–]colonelsmaash 8 points9 points ago

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FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:RE:popsicle_bitch

Hey check out this email your grandma just sent me

[–]MrWinks 2 points3 points ago

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[–]evil_wizard 2 points3 points ago

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Hardcore level: beach shovel

[–]salvadorwii 2 points3 points ago

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[–]BigHairDay 1 point2 points ago

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Little toy shovel

[–]Techtronic 1 point2 points ago

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You now realize that's a small plastic shovel.

[–]Vetty81 1 point2 points ago

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Everytime this pic rears it's ugly head it's like "HOLY FUCK FAT KID WITH A POPSICLE HAHAHAHAHA", and then no, it's a fucking shovel. Somebody please chance 'popsicle' to 'shovel'.

[–]lizardking99 3 points4 points ago

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That's a trowel.

[–]datcrack 3 points4 points ago

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[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Repost level: Popsicle.

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 1 point2 points ago

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I bet the back of his knees taste sublimely erotic.

[–]djdickman 1 point2 points ago

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Hardcore Level Diabetes

[–]poop_sock 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man, that is so funny...wait... no it's not.

[–]TheTingler 0 points1 point ago

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shovel

[–]Watkins000 0 points1 point ago

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I foresee this kid graduating to clowns very soon.

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

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Why is this upvoted?

Downvoted like it should be.

[–]sauerhaft 0 points1 point ago

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Got nothin on my Dyson

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I had a t-shirt like that

[–]Willbo 0 points1 point ago

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Those C's bother me way more than they should.

[–]th1rdmuse 0 points1 point ago

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Before finding out it was a shovel, I thought:" These kids have just left Herbert the Pervert! He always said he had Popsicles down in his cellar..."

[–]BassBox33 0 points1 point ago

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Brock Lesnar.

[–]adamantiumrage 0 points1 point ago

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This guy needs to front a Hardcore band. XLimePopBoysX

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I could down vote this a thousand more times

[–]chimpyTT 0 points1 point ago

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I always feel bad for this kid. He doesn't look like he knows (at the time) that his weight is going to make him the butt of a lot of jokes.

[–]slid3r 0 points1 point ago

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If you post like this, FUCK YOU!

[–]gmoney1393 0 points1 point ago

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he thinks its fruit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I always assume that people who make fun of heavy folks are some of the saddest people around, even if they dont know it, they make fun of heavy people because they feel so low about themselves its one of the few ways they can feel elevated. Making fun of heavy people makes you a small petty, and incentive person.

[–]Absenteeist 0 points1 point ago

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That would be a shovel, bitch.

I know, other people have already said it. I just wanted to call somebody a bitch today.

[–]BehindtheHype 0 points1 point ago

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This picture is older than reddit, and quite possibly older than the internet itself. Also, my boner will simply not go away.

[–]ciggy622 -1 points0 points ago

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Every time I read the word "bitch", I can't help but read it in Jesse's voice from Breaking Bad

[–]boom-bam -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Razzamanazz -1 points0 points ago

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Looks like Gabe Newell and some Asian lady had a kid.

[–]abIngenui -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder how many Popsicles he has to eat to maintain his weight.

[–]jakimdadream -1 points0 points ago

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this made my day

[–]Paris2Amsterdam -1 points0 points ago

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That is one big ass controller.

[–]Athene_Wins -1 points0 points ago

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Hey, I think it's a shovel, not a popsicle, mate!

[–]Buckius -1 points0 points ago

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Shovel OR popsicle it appears he ate the previous owner, which in turn DOES make him hardcore...

[–]grizzlyshark -1 points0 points ago

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Motherfuckin' diabetes, bitches!

[–]griffith12 -1 points0 points ago

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And motherfucking jean shorts on retarded kids, bitches!

[–]moogoogaipan11 -1 points0 points ago

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Fat kid, Popsicle, Nintendo shirt, gangster pose. Truly this is the greatest picture, worthy of a Pulitzer.

[–]SweetLeafKush -1 points0 points ago

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Watch out for them play ground boys. They roll 3 deep on a nigga!

[–]mrbovice -1 points0 points ago

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I have that shirt... now I can't wear it.

[–]Jesus_marley -1 points0 points ago

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*bitch tits. FTFY

[–]Chaesonian -2 points-1 points ago

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Favorite popsicle? DICK.

[–]Atheist_Pizza_Roll -2 points-1 points ago

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He ate the Start and Select button off the NES controller!!!

[–]thesmeg -2 points-1 points ago

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Omg this kind wont get past 30.. this is wtf material

[–]fappyday -2 points-1 points ago

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9gag mafia's newest recruits. I'm told they ain't never scared.

[–]abearwithcubs -2 points-1 points ago

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how do kids get so fucking fat?

[–]leoz1002 -3 points-2 points ago

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the kid in the back looks as if he had brain paralysis

[–]Hey_Its_That_One_Guy -1 points0 points ago

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Jean cut-offs though... he checks out

[–]mysticdickstick -3 points-2 points ago

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its not a popsicle nor a shovel!!! it's his spoon. the spoon he ate the brother of the guy behind him... that's why he´s twice the size....motherfuckers

[–]mercurialohearn -3 points-2 points ago

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this was funnier when it was a part of the "i gave that bitch a [noun]. bitches love [nouns]" meme.