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[–]pitsigogos 305 points306 points ago

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The advertisement campaign of the Iceland Tourist Board was very successful, as millions of male tourists swarmed the country...

[–]Antares42 217 points218 points ago

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...only to find that there are no more than 160,000 women (toddler to grandma) on the island.

[–]FrankTheSpaceMarine 57 points58 points ago

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is that true?

[–]watchmesuck 312 points313 points ago

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There's a woman behind every tree in Iceland.

[–]Filnizer 239 points240 points ago

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What trees?

[–]Hrodrik 407 points408 points ago

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Exactly.

[–]lemonadegame 5 points6 points ago

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With a name like hrodrik, you seem like a guy who knows how many trees are in Iceland

[–]fenrisulfur 30 points31 points ago

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Yes we are but 320000 sooooo.

[–]romple 64 points65 points ago

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Quality over quantity?

[–]FrankTheSpaceMarine 15 points16 points ago

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Wow, that's tiny! TIL.

[–][deleted] 56 points57 points ago

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That's what she said?

[–]FrankTheSpaceMarine 53 points54 points ago

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Maybe to you pal, to me she said "Wow, that's average!"

[–]illustratingreddit 362 points363 points ago

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[–]macularius 16 points17 points ago

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You're my new favorite person.

[–]IceDag 1604 points1605 points ago

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As a chubby, average looking icelandic girl reading about all these apparently hot Icelandic women, this is how I feel. http://i.imgur.com/p6enZ.jpg

[–]bitoftheolinout 679 points680 points ago

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But you've got a sense of humor... and a muffin.

[–]IceDag 442 points443 points ago

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Muffin all gone now, but yeah. Sense of humour is important when the most your female friends look like the chick in the OP.

[–]bitoftheolinout 381 points382 points ago

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Luckily, senses of humor last longer than muffins and looks.

[–]sas4740 247 points248 points ago

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Have you tried freezing muffins?

[–]prince_of_tacoma 143 points144 points ago*

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She's in Iceland, all of her muffins are already frozen.

Ninja Edit: I feel like I should add, this was not meant as a sexual innuendo, I just wanted to joke about how cold it is in Iceland.

Edit: I am mistaken about how cold Iceland is. Looked up the average temperatures on wikipedia. Doesn't seem much colder than Boston/NYC. Kind of surprised.

[–]Call_Me_Names 66 points67 points ago

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I think you're thinking of Greenland.

[–]OrionH 9 points10 points ago

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Howard, Fenton, Marie, James, Julia, and Olivia

[–]FeierInMeinHose 35 points36 points ago

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What about putting a muffin in a vacuum, theoretically it could last forever.

Side note: SPAAAAAAAACE.

[–]AlexanderTheSubpar 31 points32 points ago

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Life lesson here folks ^

[–]TrepanationBy45 93 points94 points ago

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The girl in the picture is fairly average as well, she just has bomb eyes. Throw a little bit of blush on your cheeks, brush your hair to the side, and take the muffin out of your mouth and I bet you could take a very similar picture!

I think this thread should now be about IceDag taking sarcastic pictures of herself pretending to be what foreign Redditors think Icelandic women look like.

[–]IceDag 245 points246 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/14iJf.jpg

I tried my best to replicate the picture with what I had. Laptop webcam and my grandparents driveway. Ignore the car.

[–]TrepanationBy45 79 points80 points ago

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You're looking rather unsurprised at the apparent armageddon happening in the sky ಠ_ಠ

[–]djaykay 207 points208 points ago

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You realise that is a hill with snow on it, right?

[–]TrepanationBy45 135 points136 points ago

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My god; I had no idea. I literally sat here for at least five solid minutes speculating before I typed that too. It looks like that half the picture is a stillframe from a 1990's VHS of America's Funniest Home Videos.

(TL;DR: Snow on a hill makes a lot more sense than what I come up with.)

[–]shpong1ed 172 points173 points ago

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DA FUCK BRO, how high are you?

[–]uriman 45 points46 points ago

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She's looking at the KfoeiwerjasdfqwerjkhzvufaMashfaceonkeyboardljjklfad volcano erupting again.

[–]johnxreturn 183 points184 points ago

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Awww, with that puppy face I would take you out and treat you like a human being so hard. And then I would go down under your sink willingly with the excuse to check your plumbing. Then I would make you come with me to the door before I left your house.

[–]IceDag 221 points222 points ago

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Shit, I would SO appreciate that.

I'd appreciate you so hard.

[–]schlobernocker 283 points284 points ago

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Assuming that's a picture of you, you're cute and if you took that thing out of your mouth you'd be cuter.

No wait... leave it in ;-D

[–]IceDag 225 points226 points ago

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It's a muffin. It's delicious. I can never remove it.

And yes, that's me. Took it because I was reading the comments about how hot she is.

[–]Bomberman334 56 points57 points ago

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The question you have to ask yourself is would you really want to date most of the people commenting here... :p I know I wouldn't

[–]IceDag 148 points149 points ago

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Date. No, definitely not.

Have sex? Maybe.

I'm very lib on sex. It's a natural urge and a natural thing to do. As long as you do it safely and don't catch anything nasty, or a baby, then you're fine.

[–]Lilday 341 points342 points ago

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Note to self:

DON'T SEX.

MIGHT CATCH BABY.

[–]lemonadegame 27 points28 points ago

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I'm in a sexual health clinic. I laughed my ass off. Then I remembered the irony, and I laughed even harder. Now I'm looking down typing this because people are still looking at me and I need an excuse to avert their glares.

[–]animatedcorpse 68 points69 points ago

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Icelandic huh? How about that Eyjafjallajökull? Speaking of eruptions, wanna go see a movie?

[–]IceDag 54 points55 points ago

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Sure, Just lemme know when you get here.

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[–]chilldude_22 48 points49 points ago

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[–]banana_almighty 33 points34 points ago

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[–]omaca 28 points29 points ago

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That's what I plan on telling my daughters when they grow up.

"Don't you dare catch baby now!"

Awesome.

[–]IceDag 55 points56 points ago

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Shit yeah. I know several girls who caught baby.

It's not pretty.

[–]Yarddogkodabear 43 points44 points ago

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As a muffin, i approve this picture.

[–]IceDag 45 points46 points ago

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Why would you!? I'm pretty much MURDERING one of your people!

[–]EvilTOJ 10 points11 points ago

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Being murdered is one of a muffin's highest honors.

[–]the64bitman 17 points18 points ago

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Part of him... Is inside you.

[–]CaptainLinger 385 points386 points ago

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TIL a chubby, average looking Icelandic girl is hotter than a lot of slim, above average American girls.

[–]jesuz 77 points78 points ago

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Seriously, it's like in Iceland if you don't "feel" like becoming a model you put on a couple pounds.

[–]Prufrax 27 points28 points ago

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Time to visit Iceland. Even the average looking women are very attractive.

[–]Punchee 11 points12 points ago

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The problem with this equation is it works on both sides of the gene pool. The dudes out-league us too.

Except for in Japan. Those dudes don't even sex their womens.

[–]SuperPiggie 30 points31 points ago

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Cute as hell, appreciates muffins, has a sense of humor, keeps her natural hair color, AND isn't orange or duckfaced? Dang... If that's the UNattractive side of Iceland, I'm moving there right now and never going anywhere else.

edit: not to mention the incredibly blue eyes.

[–]IceDag 8 points9 points ago

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Why do people keep mentioning the eyes ....

[–]Ywen 8 points9 points ago*

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Because the remainder is hidden by a goddam muffin?

[–]IceDag 15 points16 points ago

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DON'T SLANDER MY MUFFIN'S NAME! >:(

[–]TehMassDebator 50 points51 points ago

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Ok, i think you're really cute so if you're the average icelandic girl then i'm sold. I'm moving to iceland.

[–]modestlycocky 6 points7 points ago

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Holy fuck, I just cracked up when I saw that picture. You are goddamn ADORABLE and I don't care who says otherwise. Holy shit, I'm still chuckling, that picture is just priceless :D

[–]ecky--ptang-zooboing 40 points41 points ago

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All icelandic women are hot. Period. And you have an adorable face btw )

[–]derpderpin 3 points4 points ago

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i find you to be adorable

[–]IceDag 5 points6 points ago

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Several people have said so. I'm starting to believe them slightly.

[–]Parker2010 472 points473 points ago

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Made my heart flutter. Well, either her, or the 5 pounds of bacon I ate.

Man, my arm hurtssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshloa

[–]jzzsxm 111 points112 points ago

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Gradual heart attack?

[–]Mr_Zarika 60 points61 points ago

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He wouldn't write uuuhhhhh...he would just die.

[–]runtheplacered 141 points142 points ago

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He didn't write "uuuhhhhh". He died and his finger got stuck on the "s" key and then rolled around on the keyboard to make the "hloa" at the end. Then his cat walked in, peed on his corpse, and clicked "save" to post it.

[–]diMario 27 points28 points ago

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Ooh cats. I like this thread!

[–]pax_americana 22 points23 points ago

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Maybe he was dictating.

[–]rkitek 20 points21 points ago

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Do you think he could have meant, Camaaaauuuuhhhh?

[–]I_REMOVE_COCKS 236 points237 points ago*

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...did you dead?

[–]Exducer 173 points174 points ago

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Stay away from me.

[–]_mach 42 points43 points ago

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"dying... from heart failure... must hit... saaaave". *click*

[–]LupoAS 24 points25 points ago

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i'll delete your browser history!

[–]supergood 37 points38 points ago

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HNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[–]TheContrarian2 26 points27 points ago

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[–]dollarcoin 91 points92 points ago

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Source: This was from a Photoshop Lightroom Adventure by O'Reilly media. She is actually on the cover of the book from that trip. (no link so I don't get accused of trying to sell the book.)

Book cover: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5147DaWaxYL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

More photos from that trip:
http://www.oreillynet.com/digitalmedia/blog/images/adventure_web1/content/index.html
http://www.oreillynet.com/digitalmedia/blog/images/adventure_web2/content/index.html
http://www.oreillynet.com/digitalmedia/blog/images/adventure_web3/content/index.html

[–]TrepanationBy45 53 points54 points ago

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Came into this post thinking these mysterious links would be dozens more pictures of the OP girl, left disappointed and feeling used.

[–]Traveshamockery27 5 points6 points ago

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Opened links. Read this. Looked at the links anyway. Surprisingly disappointed.

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[–]Punchee 194 points195 points ago

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It must be the lack of sun over there or something but you all have amazing skin. And no I'm not complimenting you. Bitch please. I'm a fap and forget kind of guy. Don't get clingy.

[–]OKCompE 21 points22 points ago

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Oh god I love this comment.

[–]load_more_comets 18 points19 points ago

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Deep down you care, you know you do. Ima love you and change you into the man you need to be.

[–]PostPostModernism 8 points9 points ago

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Why do you all have amazing eyes!?!

[–]Psipunisher 5 points6 points ago

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FUCK IT...IM MOVING TO ICELAND TOMORROW.......

[–]NilbyMouth 82 points83 points ago

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Went to Iceland years ago, took clients. Lots of fun activities planned including a visit to one of the splendid waterfalls for silly fun. It was cold and rainy that day.

We gathered in the parking lot to be briefed about the upcoming silly fun. Standing there next to our briefer was a young smoking hot Icelandic woman in what I can only describe as native garb seemingly inadequate for the weather. The briefing concludes and I ask her if she was cold. Her reply "Pain is only weakness leaving the body". This said with enigmatic smile.

I regret not asking her to marry me.

[–]marsattacks 34 points35 points ago

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You were lucky, that was probably an Icelandic bone-snatcher.. shape-shifters you know..

[–]cannotlogon 24 points25 points ago

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Indeed. You made a huge mistake.

[–]UrinalCakes[S] 283 points284 points ago

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[–]redcanoe 62 points63 points ago

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How fucking creeped out would this girl be if she found out hundreds of people fawning over her on reddit?

She does have a cute nose though.

[–]manys 9 points10 points ago

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DAT ROBOT

[–]ableom 78 points79 points ago

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These eyes look untouched, the original one, not so. Just like the other countless pictures like this that have been flooding reddit.

[–]InNomine 91 points92 points ago

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Dem limbal rings

[–]Wakasaki_Rocky 40 points41 points ago

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TIL about limbal rings.

[–]nmd0119 26 points27 points ago

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I'd limbal her rings

[–]GeorgeLiqour 876 points877 points ago

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I would date her so hard.

[–]DaCarlito 583 points584 points ago

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And then I would come all over to her place afterward

[–]I_wwebsite 323 points324 points ago

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I would clean under her sink and sweep her chimney.

[–]WaywardSpaniard 808 points809 points ago

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I would make her explode like a volcano that disrupts many flights to and from Europe.

[–][deleted] 333 points334 points ago

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I would put a desperate run on her currency the króna and have her biggest banks Landsbanki, Kaupthing, and Glitnir get put into receivership SO HARD

[–]jakfischer 260 points261 points ago

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I'd screw it up :/

[–]Gamer_pyle 33 points34 points ago

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Don't worry, there's 1 woman behind every tree, you'll get lots of chances to screw it up.

[–]archiesteel 98 points99 points ago

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Don't worry, there's 1 woman behind every tree

...but there are only two trees in the whole of Iceland.

[–]JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 98 points99 points ago

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Gotta hit up New Treeland.

[–]wishyouwerebeer 34 points35 points ago

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I'll allow it.

[–]Kkokinos 15 points16 points ago

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She'd be all "eh, why haven't I met any of your friends yet?" and I'd be all "uh, they're all out of town". And then she'd feel sorry for me and I would end up friend-zoned....

[–]tanhan27 123 points124 points ago

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I would grant her membership in the EU and then regret it a year later because of her bad financial situation SO HARD

[–]BARACKA_FLACKA 38 points39 points ago

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dm;european.

[–]brass_snacks 9 points10 points ago*

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I would say "you don't want no króna babe. Once you go Canadian you'll never go back" and then she'll adopt my financially stable loonie as her national currency SO HARD

[–]AssViolator 107 points108 points ago

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I would hold the shit out of her hand.

[–]Froethe 166 points167 points ago

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You seem like such a sweet guy, AssViolator.

[–]allspark117 110 points111 points ago

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Then I would tuck her into bed and kiss her goodnight.

[–]Scrooge_McDuck90 148 points149 points ago

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You're disgusting!

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points ago

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but not before reading her a bed time story

[–]SaggyBallsHD 103 points104 points ago

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You guys are weird. I would fuck her. I'd give her a choice though, because I'm a gentleman. I'd let her pick either 5 minutes nice and slow or 3 minutes of all out fucking.

[–]AnonUhNon 129 points130 points ago

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You have the endurance of an athlete

[–]Redpb 52 points53 points ago

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3 Minutes? Fucking hell. Are you a thoroughbred or something?
I'd last all of about 28 seconds with that.

[–]SaggyBallsHD 42 points43 points ago

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No, I have a technique, I imagine it's my mom I'm humping so I can last longer.

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 101 points102 points ago

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That would make me go off even faster...

[–]scgoodolboy 23 points24 points ago

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The good thing is the rest of us don't have to imagine.

[–]DrMantisTobboggan 9 points10 points ago

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Fuck that. I'd much rather just masturbate a lot looking at pictures of Icelandic chicks and then enjoy the sex. You're either going to end up with spending relatively long lengths of time thinking sexual thoughts about your mum and have bad sex or have good sex and fucked up thoughts about your mother.

TLDR When I want to last longer, I think about your mother too.

[–]freerangehuman 14 points15 points ago

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I'd show her the true meaning of awkward sex.

[–]midnightsbane04 27 points28 points ago

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[–]danc0nia 59 points60 points ago

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I would totally rape and pillage her in a multiplayer game of Age of Empires.

[–]IceX 48 points49 points ago

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I'd wololo her.

[–]A_Mouse_In_Da_House 13 points14 points ago

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The second I read that, I knew I can stop reading in this post because nothing else will be more accurate than that.

[–]FromMichigan 12 points13 points ago

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I would listen for at least 20 seconds, then say yes dear

[–]dalvarad12 14 points15 points ago

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And put on my robe and wizards hat

[–]StewieBanana 336 points337 points ago

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That settles it. I'm jerking off to a picture of an Icelandic model.

[–]drphungky 204 points205 points ago

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Glad we could help you make important life choices.

[–]RappinYoComments 44 points45 points ago

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I was surfin' online, and makin' sexual posts,

Cuz I saw a girl on Reddit that I'd like to poke.

She only showed her face, but you know that was enough,

Those eyes was makin' it easy, but I knew she wanted it rough.

PEACE

[–]imindie 22 points23 points ago

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Every time I see PEACE at the end of your comments, I imagine you droppin' the mic and leaving. It makes me laugh every time.

[–]ikea_riot 40 points41 points ago

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This isn't Björk.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 130 points131 points ago

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brb iceland

[–]Immynimmy 12 points13 points ago

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Not so fast buddy. You're trapped in Reddit...forever.

[–]KingHavana 15 points16 points ago

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I think the makeup does something there too.

[–]PartViking 393 points394 points ago

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[–]bheklilr 194 points195 points ago

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You're already part viking, you should fit in well.

[–]TracyMorganVoice 76 points77 points ago

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OR IN TRUE VIKING FASHION, YOU WILL FORCEFULLY FIT YOURSELF IN UNTIL ALL OPPOSITION IS SUPPRESSED AND CONQUERED.

[–][deleted] 31 points32 points ago

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I've been all over the world, but Iceland is the only place I would actually move to.

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[–]Fnoggins 5 points6 points ago

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You forgot snow.

[–]disgustipated 7 points8 points ago

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and volcanic ash.

[–]mastersprinkles 20 points21 points ago

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Genuine question: Why? I have always thought Australia but have never been to Iceland.

[–]BobLobLawsLawFirm 61 points62 points ago

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Dude, watched this show on Australia's 12 deadly animals, never going there, ever.

[–]UrinalCakes[S] 156 points157 points ago

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[–]redworm 25 points26 points ago

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good gravy she looks even better there

alright america, it's time to invade iceland. shirley they must have something to be scared of but we need to do this asap so we I deploy to some place that isn't a shit hole and is filled with chicks that look like this

[–]Gredelston 39 points40 points ago

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And stop calling me Shirley.

[–]wpiman 629 points630 points ago

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Went to Iceland on my honeymoon. I told my wife if we had gone there first; no way I would have got married.

Apparently the Vikings went around Europe and raided and plundered; and took all the hot woman with them. They unknowingly created a super race of wicked hot woman.

[–]LeonardNemoysHead 259 points260 points ago

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And that's how, one year later, wpiman was hit with divorce papers.

[–]EmuSoFly 95 points96 points ago

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I'm a Swede. I confirm this is true.

[–]DrTacoMD 164 points165 points ago

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Little known fact: all Swedes possess the innate ability to detect when a perfect stranger has been hit with divorce papers. From what I understand they feel it as a subtle tingling at the back of their skulls.

[–]Softcorps_dn 37 points38 points ago

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Read this in Jeremy Clarkson's voice, talking about the Stig.

[–]2Q11 13 points14 points ago

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This made me laugh out loud at work for the first time. (Yes, my job sucks).

[–]kwehkweh 48 points49 points ago

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So you're the reason wpiman's wife has been so distant. You bastard!

[–]Verb_Rogue 813 points814 points ago

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The Vikings must have picked Great Britain clean.

[–]bradders42 106 points107 points ago

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Interestingly, genetic studies (which are easy in Iceland due to their DNA database) show that the male Icelandic line tends to come from Scandinavia (i.e. vikings) and the female line is British (i.e. kidnap victims. Or salt wives if you will)

[–]Verb_Rogue 50 points51 points ago

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So what you're saying is the women of Britain were probably the supermodels of the Dark Ages, and the Vikings were so horny that they totally tipped the scales for the next several hundred years? :O

[–]Snjolfur 10 points11 points ago

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I really thank my ancestors for being horny kidnappers with good taste.

[–]GetLarry 266 points267 points ago

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Year but only took like 3 women.

[–]lbmouse 152 points153 points ago

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With 5 teeth between them.

[–]digitalpencil 8 points9 points ago

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I know it's a joke but according to international review, we have the best oral health in the world! Not just average, the fucking best!

[–]rossiFan 112 points113 points ago

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Nothing like brutal honesty with your wife. Are you divorced yet?

[–]wpiman 210 points211 points ago

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Not yet. She thought they were pretty hot too.

[–]cerberus6six6 23 points24 points ago

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you should wife her... oh no wait never mind

[–]mojo996 85 points86 points ago

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SCORE!!!

[–]Darth_Tard 49 points50 points ago

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I like her.

[–]Vignirj 40 points41 points ago

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Relevant Icelandic beer commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSbU_DF0bXA

[–]kukul 42 points43 points ago

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They didn't take ours

Sincerely

A Polish guy

P.S.: Oh man, but the Brits and Germans got raided big time

[–]hardincl2 16 points17 points ago

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I've seen German women. They're doing just fine. Seriously hot women everywhere

[–]kissamee 29 points30 points ago

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As an Icelander I can confirm this. Amma loves this explanation.

[–]Velitatio 21 points22 points ago

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There is no way you are Icelandic. If you were you would be bankrupt and not able to buy a computer. I should know, I am Icelandic.

[–]poikes 58 points59 points ago

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Brit with Icelandic girlfriend here. I can 100% confirm this.

[–]ThePhenix 58 points59 points ago

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Okay, we need

  • Names
  • Places
  • Times

and a full explanation will be necessary. A board of enquiry will be set up as to discover how you, "poikes", came into possession of (a) female Icelandic girlfriend.

FOR SCIENCE!

[–]SideburnsOfDoom 60 points61 points ago

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Okay, we need - Names

... and a guide on how to pronounce the names.

[–]poikes 21 points22 points ago

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You don't possess an Icelandic woman. You bask in the glow of their ethereal beauty for as long as they'll have you, knowing that when it inevitably ends, you will be cast aside... never to know true happiness again.

[–]fuckyou_imananteater 14 points15 points ago

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female Icelandic girlfriend

[–]ThePhenix 15 points16 points ago

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We want to avoid any discrepancies and make this a valid test. That means no anomalous errors.

[–]Rival_Name 13 points14 points ago

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Wow. Where can I get a sweater like that?

[–]Phexina 3 points4 points ago

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My mom can knit you one.

[–]jesse_h 84 points85 points ago

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She is absolutely gorgeous. I would be her friend, forever want it to be more, but never make a move, so bad.

[–]kiefstone 3 points4 points ago

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That's every man's fantasy.

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[–]Lillipout 52 points53 points ago

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Everyone knows that the most beautiful women in the world are in [YOUR_HOME_COUNTRY].

[–]Velitatio 138 points139 points ago

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Except if home country is England

[–]lurkhard 54 points55 points ago

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didn't we already have a talk about photoshopping eyes?

[–]dszordan 46 points47 points ago

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We did. We found that it's awesome.

[–]Oberon_Outlaw 7 points8 points ago

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TO ICELANDIA!

[–]Bobic2 13 points14 points ago

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Not pictured - group of snow yetis about to devour photographer and subject.

[–]jfroz 6 points7 points ago

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I can't wait until Iceland adopts the Canadian currency. I'll be the first one over

[–]Hungry_Alcoholic 7 points8 points ago

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I would take her out to a nice seafood dinner and then absolutely call her back.

[–]MrLiftedResearch 84 points85 points ago

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[–]kingbinji 35 points36 points ago

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i need the cliffnotes of this book on my desk by noon

[–][deleted] 73 points74 points ago

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[–]ThisIsMikesWar 24 points25 points ago

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I'm replying to this comment so I can return to this link at a later date.

[–]njf96 23 points24 points ago

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[–]Costner_Facts 6 points7 points ago

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I just want to give her some chap stick!

[–]ableom 10 points11 points ago

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someone really needs to make a picture mocking these lame photos with the filters or whatever enhancements that make the subject's eyes appear so vibrant.

[–]Inane_Asylum 16 points17 points ago

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[–]hooizyoo 3 points4 points ago

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I think she's wearing a hoodie. SHOOT HER!