real men drink real beer. sorry Stella.

DarQraven · 5 months

Actually, real men drink whatever the fuck they want without worrying if it's manly enough.

Biff_Bifferson · 5 months

real men drink limeade through a bendy straw

Sincorp · 5 months

Real men don't give a shit what others think about what they drink. Tasty fruit flavored drinks all the way.

trashguy · 5 months

Stone called, they think both are Arrogant Bastards.

hornplayerchris · 5 months

How is Newcastle more "manly"? It's the sweetest tasting beer I've ever had.

ThEgg · 5 months

Fuck that, I'll have a Stella.

fotorobot · 5 months

first of all: the Newcastle is pictured inside of a chalice, which is a general term for a footed cup.

secondly: fuck this type of advertisement. "der her her. Being ignorant and unsophisticated is a sign of manliness. Better drink our instead of the other guys' unless you want us to question your fragile sense of masculinity."

silvernose · 5 months

Last time I had a session on stella artois, I walked 14 miles home along train tracks making train noises the whole way home.

Brutal, brutal beer.

asstits · 5 months

Stella Artois for the Flemish is what Heineken is for the Dutch: a bland and mediocre beverage. You have to dig a little deeper to get to the good stuff. Personally I prefer a horse on my beer label, make that a king when I'm drinking Dutch beer.

Novakaine · 5 months

Too busy drinking Moose Drool to give a fuck about this.

wtfOP · 5 months

TIL reddit is full of children who don't appreciate the taste of beer.

Lonestarr1337 · 5 months

I don't care what kind of glass it's in, Stella is leaps and bounds better than Newcastle.

Teive · 5 months

Relevant Cracked Article from today:

(Number 4)

Netbugger · 5 months

My beer can beat up your beer.

LordEnigma · 5 months

The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle; The chalice from the palace holds the brew that is true.

Piratiko · 5 months

Who the fuck argues over what to call a beer glass?

Also, Stella is pretty good, just sayin'.

CroneKills · 5 months

I fear no beer.

Ryanair · 5 months

If you drink a right served Pilsener in Germany, you better call the glass a tulip.

someguy73 · 5 months

Who uses the word chalice?

Apparently, Newcastle has never heard of D&D gamers.

KlamzXtreme · 5 months

Outer Shpongolia? Very nice

tenletterword · 5 months

One time I went to see an old friend of mine who worked at a bar a couple towns adjacent. I was feeling a bit under the weather and wanted something light. My friend poured me a Stella. Not but a few minutes later an obviously trashed group of three women stumbled into the bar. One of them bee lined straight to me. She tapped me on the shoulder, looked me in the eyes and yelled at my face (which was about 6 inches away at this point), "You're drinking a Stella!?! You're a FUUUCKING FAGGGGGGOOOTTT!!!" I laughed and said to her, "It's so difficult to understand you when you talk like such a lady."

Buscat · 5 months

always felt badly for the guys who go through life trying to live up to what they imagine a real man should be. Do you want a beer, or do you want to lie face down in a field in the rain, screaming for your dad to accept you?

themangeraaad · 5 months

Personally I drink out of a goblet.

grokas · 5 months

I drink my beer out of a grail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZJZK6rzjns

saroj7878 · 5 months

From the look of what I have and I'd drink any beer I'd get in this time of recession. 2/11 all the way!

themoop78 · 5 months

A lot of people on here are defending Stella Artois.

Let me just say, you're all fucking idiots and if you knew shit about decent beer you wouldn't be drinking this swill.

Edit: Go fuck yourselves, ya pansies.

skarface420 · 5 months

its sad cause those are my two favorite beers :(

Turboedtwo · 5 months

Meh. They both suck.

notjawn · 5 months

I only drink asstastic microbrews that I know deep down are horrible, I just want to look like an elite microbrew dickweed.

GareDuNerd · 5 months

These are both piss.

blankfist · 5 months

Both shit beers.

mercvt · 5 months

Are there different types of stella for import and export? In the states I view Stella as a good pilsner, but in Europe, they view it as our miller lite?

DoctorFrostbite · 5 months

Is this in New York City? I think I just walked by this.

ComoImports · 5 months

For those who aren't subscribed I recommend /r/beer

snailbotic · 5 months

I read the sign on the left last as a response to the 2nd signs question.

The_Maddog · 5 months

I'm an "English Northener". I bleed Newcastle brown ale! It's not manly...just a really strange (but delicious) medical condition.

Edit: I could also swear this is an off license near me!

supersonic00712 · 5 months

Either way, I don't drink piss and vinegar.

logicalthinker1 · 5 months

beer out of a stine or beer mug

wine out of wine glass

whiskey out of a tumbler

thats how it works

lolmonger · 5 months

I don't drink, but Stella Artois ads have always rubbed me the wrong way.

joeeeeee_ · 5 months

touche

diehard23 · 5 months

im not going to lie i love this post only because new castle if my favorite beer all time. i may live in canada and i know its not like the real thing but some day it will be mine.

Separ_ated · 5 months

I'm in Newcastle drinking brown ale right now ^{.^}

raoul_duke72 · 5 months

Not having to choose either of those is way it's awesome to live around a ton of craft brews.

Tallnstuff · 5 months

One gay beer please.

omnilynx · 5 months

I kind of like both of those beers.

imgonnacallyouretard · 5 months

No one should be drinking either of those beers.

Seriously, Newcastle comes in clear glass.

Mamamilk · 5 months

Stella tastes better than newcastle, but I enjoy both.

54321_fap · 5 months

These guys use the word chalice. Lorda mercy.

nmd0119 · 5 months

Strange, Stella and Newcastle are owned by the same company I believe. This is excellent marketing

Miltus · 5 months

I have learned a new word.

rstuckmaier · 5 months

I thought "bollocks" meant "balls."

So is this ad saying that Newcastle has no balls?

stonedotjimmy · 5 months

one gay beer for my gay friend and one normal beer for me, because i am normal.

sun95 · 5 months

Can't believe this isn't at the top but

BEER RECOMMENDATIONS REDDIT:

byoonbyoon · 5 months

I enjoy Stella. I don't like having to climb atop the high horse it's placed itself on in order to drink it though.

evpanda · 5 months

Caliss

thefinalfall · 5 months

I'll take a nice Stella over a newcastle any damn day of the week.

SlaughterMeister · 5 months

I don't give a fuck how girl it is. Stella is delicious.

oldmoneey · 5 months

Fuck you I like Stella

anointednonsense · 5 months

r/cripllingalcoholics would have alot to say about this like 'fuck this manly shit and just give me the beer you stupid fucks'

Nicxtrem99 · 5 months

CCAAAAALLLLISSSSSSSSSSS DE TABARNAK

SC2_Bench · 5 months

Awwww man I really like stella too.

seanclaudevandamme · 5 months

I feel like newkie brown is one of my last choices when it comes to real ale... I'm all about the Magic Rock/Darkstar/Kernel but admittedly they are quite 'americanized', arguably not real ale.

Tbone1989 · 5 months

Who creates an advertisement that large with grammatical errors?

ExquisiteDissaproval · 5 months

ಠ_ರೃ Sir, we all have our own tastes in spirits and our own vocabulary. A true gentleman drinks what he pleases and uses vocabulary which he deems appropriate. Good day.

grinr · 5 months

Ain't nothin' wrong with Stella, but ... PWND

thepirat3king · 5 months

See, if you were to make it a Stone or Guinness, I would agree. Newcastle doesn't even care enough about their beer to bottle it in proper brown glass. Clear glass lets in blue light that skunks beer.

lucidguppy · 5 months

Geordies hate Newcastle Ale - they laugh at people who drink it. They fucking laugh at you.

kenzie14 · 5 months

Beer tastes like piss, but this is great.

collegeisascam · 5 months

Adrian Brody's embarrassing commercial for Stella began my lifelong boycott of it.

ElBrujodelNorte · 5 months

I'd say Newcastle is great for a beer in a can, no so great against bottled beers though. I have only seen it in a can at Big Basin Nat. Park though....

breatherevenge · 5 months

Ad placement at its finest

lZnGl · 5 months

this reminds me i have an engraved stella chalice being mailed to me eventually

Pepperhoudini · 5 months

Haha the sign beside it says we do

devindubeau · 5 months

All we are comparing here is the marketing of Anheuser-Busch vs Heineken. Real men think.

TomHanks12 · 5 months

stella aint bad. older than new castle. i believe 14th century, which is cool to me since im a history major

flecky101 · 5 months

I didn't realise newcastle brown was sold in america! This will make travelling to america a little more pleasurable.

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