Every time on the morning of my payday

FindsTheBrightSide · 4 months

HilgerZzZ · 4 months

The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place is to get the ladies nice and tipsy top-side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck and, you know, they can't refuse. Because of the implication.

ClaKK · 4 months

We should buy a bar.

Crozzerz · 4 months

I'm the same, then exactly one weekend later

sweetstrudi · 4 months

every time on the morning of my payday "I need to pay my bills..."

ResidentWeeaboo · 4 months

It's amazing how even people with steady incomes live payday to payday.

GrahamMc · 4 months

every time on the morning of my payday "I need to invest in ridiculous upgrades on my computer"

[deleted] · 4 months

"I could totally afford a new bike...and a few new video games...maybe a weekend holiday"

one week later

"Where the hell has all my money gone?!"

bigbobo33 · 4 months

Source

TLDR Bjork is awesome

STLDR Bjork

anonymoustroll · 4 months

Does Warren Bloody-Fucking Buffett own a boat?

No, he doesn't; he rents them, as needed, from the poor bastards who do.

makattak88 · 4 months

Payday/ brokeday.

Lenboticus · 4 months

http://imgur.com/r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu/3MJ5p

Jumala · 4 months

...and in my new pea green boat i'll go

with a sweet owl to where the Bong-tree grow

to smoke it up by the light of the moon

and lie with that chick on the slopes of a dune.

– Edward Lear

kid01-1153 · 4 months

Then after all the bills are paid it's like this... http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qZUDvpEDBgk/Ta0GltFFBoI/AAAAAAAAK9Y/lxnXBbkgJ6M/s1600/homeless-man-3.jpg

dangeraardvark · 4 months

Every time I get my paycheck: "I should die before I'm 65."

progerialover69 · 4 months

Does anyone else always think about Corkey Ramano when the see this?

GameIsInTheName · 4 months

Or a better suit.

That blue is appalling.

SailingSeasofRum · 4 months

Do it.

"There is nothing--absolutely nothing--half so much worth doing as simply messing around in boats."

superEntndo-64 · 4 months

I hope they accept his string based currency.

op1500 · 4 months

The two greatest days in a boat owners life, the day he buys it and the day he sells it.

herps · 4 months

Relevant

ColonelForge · 4 months

One of the five-word phrases every guy says. "We should buy a bar." "I can make that jump" "I will get her back" "I can trust you guys"

santo80 · 4 months

this post hit home so hard that I laughed hysterically for about a minute and started weeping.

az9 · 4 months

And this is me after buying that boat.

blackinthmiddle · 4 months

I literally laughed out loud on that one! Not a good thing to do when you're at work and it was previously dead quiet.

aslanenlisted · 4 months

I'm going to assume your payday is much more lucrative than mine.

dugmota · 4 months

>he lives from payday to payday

yomomasbreastmilk · 4 months

You turn into a cat?

[deleted] · 4 months

more like: 5 SECONDS AFTER PAYING BILLS : "I should rob a bank."

mcartz33 · 4 months

This looks like the cat from one of bjorks music videos.

a_fine_hat · 4 months

Reminds me of the end of the godfather part 2, you can see in the cats eyes that he is having a close friend or family member killed.

sirin3 · 4 months

I believe buying and living on a boat can be cheaper than paying rent

therealryanstev · 4 months

Relevant

Helenius · 4 months

Shortaaay!

shinymetalobjects · 4 months

Every time on the morning of my payday, I buy drugs.. that is, if you can consider when "I receive my welfare check" as my payday.

OKAH · 4 months

"I'm paying how much in Tax and National Insurance!?"

iLikeghoulsGreen · 4 months

I think you mean a P. Diddy shrimping vessel

Twenty5 · 4 months

I see this meme being upvoted to the front page at least twice a week. Maybe we should all chip in and buy the god damn boat already

JavaLSU · 4 months

Dude! You should totally buy a boat!

dhaft88 · 4 months

x-post to /r/gentlemanimals

PublicAccount1234 · 4 months

Bust Out Another Thousand. A boat is a great way to spend your money. All of it.

randomb0y · 4 months

'Why can't I hold all this money?'

hoyter · 4 months

Zihuatanejo

Stick_em_Cuh · 4 months

You should buy a boat.

unusedalias · 4 months

While owning a boat is awesome, they are such a money pit. Constant upkeep and unless you have a place to store one, you gotta pay to store it too.

Fett2 · 4 months

Take some sailing classes and get a sailboat. There is something extremely satisfying about using a boat that takes no fuel and you have to actively control as you are using it (other than just thrust and steering). My friend had a sail boat and it was a lot of fun. Just let any of your guests know they have to help you sail the boat and not just sit around!

[deleted] · 4 months

The two best days of a man's life are the day he buys a boat and the day he sells it.

sn3rge · 4 months

Wow you make a lot a money to buy a boat every time you receive your pay !

RckOn · 4 months

Or in my case, an OCZ Vertex3 120GB and 16 GB's of RAM :)

thegreatbradsby · 4 months

You must make like $600 a week!

lost_trilogy · 4 months

How about a self cleaning litter box to begin with, then work your way up.

iamthenewspaper · 4 months

Payday on Tuesday morning? Must be on unemployment.

Lurking_Grue · 4 months

Yeah, my cat tries to steal my paycheck as well.

StellaMaroo · 4 months

I know the feeling. When I get my paycheck the first thing I think of is what awesome meals I'll have for the next week... then the next week I'm back to empty cupboards.

Bob3333 · 4 months

Are you a cop by any chance? They seem to be disproportionately represented among boat owners.

TheNev · 4 months

A hole in the water you throw money into.

I'm sure it's been said before, but it really warrants repeating.

screaming4metal · 4 months

One day someone should change the caption to this to FUCKING ANYTHING ELSEಠ_ಠ

jbroome · 4 months

Two happiest days in a boat owners' life:
1. The day they buy their boat. 2. The day they sell their boat.

ProfShea · 4 months

post to r/sailing... karma gold!!

it_wasnt_me_ · 4 months

i get paid every friday. sweetest thing in the world.

[deleted] · 4 months

When I read mine I think "looks like I still won't be eating meat this week".

seafood10 · 4 months

I used to live on my 40 foot sport fisher and it was the BEST decision ever!! I lived on it for 4 years with my dog and would go to Catalina and it was an instant panty remover for the ladies!!! It was a novelty, a hook, any guy can take a girl to dinner or a what not but only I was able to take them for a cruise!!!

I shit you not, it worked 90% of the time, so yes, if you are single and can afford a big boat, do it.

steviep23 · 4 months

Relevant, somewhat relevant

tokyocarnival · 4 months

As a person who works very closely with boats... decide against it and buy something else. Boat is just an acronym for: Bring Out Another Thousand.

heihoshindo · 4 months

The best days you have with your boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

markpelly · 4 months

I'd go with the mystery box..

vfxDan · 4 months

Bitch please! I should buy a waffle maker.

FerrariThug · 4 months

I upvoted this because of the cat. Now, if it was a picture of a goofball human being then nope.. it wouldn't have happened.

Swampfunk · 4 months

I did buy a boat, and it was worth it.

jahdw · 4 months

I did this and it's the best thing I ever bought: http://i.imgur.com/Nxw11.jpg

LoganPhyve · 4 months

A boat is a hole in the water, into which one pours money.

mike12690 · 4 months

I usually don't find cat pictures funny but this one had me laughing.

bellk · 4 months

Well, I mean, in today's world, they're kind of a necessity.

ThatPRGuy · 4 months

Love that Bjork Video.

refuse2lose2006 · 4 months

You sir just made me laugh while on the phone at work, Kudos!

iLm902 · 4 months

my dad has wanted a boat for i don't know how long. So last month we picked up our new Grady White. Happiest he's been in a long time

SpitN · 4 months

This isn't funny.

professorex · 4 months

If you have to wait for payday to consider a boat it's probably not a good idea. Boats are floating money pits...but also awesome...quite the dilemma here.

im_literally_hitler_ · 4 months

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Stalemate9 · 4 months

Hahaha

dr_derp627 · 4 months

So every payday you repost things that have been seen a million times?

julius_sphincter · 4 months

I couldn't downvote this enough times. OP is a, in the words of Louis CK, "FAGGOT!"

Edit: what I meant by all this; if you're going to repost, make it recent, or make it ancient. This hits that middle ground that is truly blood curdling

YouAreDumbAsFuck · 4 months

xebius · 4 months

Dooo it

KG86 · 4 months

Did anyone else, for some reason, read "I should buy a coat"?

westtowel · 4 months

Comment all the things

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
how I'd feel if I won Mega Millions	2^coms	7^pts	2^dys	pics
This made my day.	0^coms	5^pts	17^dys	funny
you know what, fuck it.	69^coms	963^pts	25^dys	funny
I bet all cats think of this	1^com	17^pts	28^dys	aww
Mid-feline crisis	2^coms	151^pts	1^mo	funny
Classy pussy is classy	12^coms	116^pts	1^mo	funny
caturdays	0^coms	-1^pt	1^mo	funny
I'll just leave this here.	172^coms	1320^pts	2^mos	funny
What a grand idea!	0^coms	-2^pts	1^mo	funny
I should buy a boat.	2^coms	4^pts	1^mo	funny
The Great Catsby	1^com	18^pts	5^mos	pics

funny

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