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[–]felixjawesome 105 points106 points ago

Obama is casual as fuck.

Come to think of it, if I were President I'd take the time to send one email a day to a random constituent and blow. their. mind. if it gets through the spam filter.

[–]GottabeKP 74 points75 points ago

That would be hysterical. I can see it now, 24 hours Fox News coverage of "Emailgate: how your president wastes his time".

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]JCongo 20 points21 points ago

Queue video of exploding van

[–]fiftydowrar 7 points8 points ago

HACKERS ON STEROIDS

[–]actuallythatwasme 7 points8 points ago

Cue usage of the word 'cue'.

[–]t3yrn 1 point2 points ago

The word Cue is being rationed, there's a ... Cue Queue!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Unless you're a republican then it's "Greatest President of all time takes time out of everyday to e-mail citizens.

[–]Coolfuckingname 36 points37 points ago

¨Hey.

Whatcha doin?... Your president here... Just kickin it...

Im writing you this email from the Oval Office just to say ¨Hi¨ and see if you have any good ideas for either national security or the national debt. You know, now that i think of it, maybe if we took 10% of our military budget for just one year, and put it toward our national debt for one year, we could put a serious dent in it!

Hey! Thanks for letting me just shoot the shit and brainstorm with you! Feel free to come on by the White House, anytime, and just say hi back! Bring a hardcopy of this email if you do.

Your Prez,

Keep in touch,

Barack

.

PS dont show this email to FOX ¨news¨. Those guys are seriously fucking nuts.¨

[–]t3yrn 2 points3 points ago

Hey, you probably don't get this often, but I just gotta say: you got a cool-fucking-name.

[–]Coolfuckingname 3 points4 points ago

You are the second person to mention how cool my name is.

You will be known, hereafter as ¨He who was almost first to recognize my greatness¨

You will be remembered by posterity.

Amen.

[–]scrunci 0 points1 point ago

I read it as you have a "cool fucking-name". As in your name is cool when fucking.

[–]Coolfuckingname 0 points1 point ago

When fucking, i like to call myself,

¨He who is master of all things fucking, and you will scream my name with pleasure¨

But i also go by, ¨...yeah...¨

[–]danguro 3 points4 points ago

Too bad you need a background check on every second of being alive to meet the president :/

[–]bluejacket 0 points1 point ago

The president of a viagra company?

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 492 points493 points ago

[–]Godtiermasturbator 241 points242 points ago

That is one conspicuously pearly tear...

[–]BaphometJr 309 points310 points ago

You didn't know? Barack Obama doesnt cry. He ejaculates from his tear ducts.

[–]wtf-did-i-just-read 342 points343 points ago

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[–]icantcontrolmyself 65 points66 points ago

 How the fuck did you comment without actually commenting?

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 90 points91 points ago*

Post just this:

##    

EDIT: Please stop replying to me with these blank comments. I promise it works.

[–]heyyybeb69 12 points13 points ago

No cause if you look at his source using RES it shows absolutely nothing. If you type ## then it shows up in the source

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 1 point2 points ago

Does it really bother you that much? There's an alt-code you can use too. I think it's alt+0161, but I'm not positive, and my laptop doesn't have a keypad.

[–]heyyybeb69 2 points3 points ago

It doesn't necessarily bother me but I'm just wondering how his source didn't show anything.

[–]ChironXII 1 point2 points ago

I think some mobile apps will let you comment with nothing there, but I'm not sure which ones.

[–]mudkip908 0 points1 point ago

It's ALT-00160

[–]panzerschrekk 0 points1 point ago

alt+0160,0157,0143,255 or 0144 for a space.

[–]t3yrn 0 points1 point ago



*Hm, the first time I did just 0160 and it said "we need something here" -- tried it again and it went. But not totally blank like this magician managed before.

[–]fitzybaby 20 points21 points ago

[–]excited_by_typos 60 points61 points ago

GOOD JOB

[–]DeanOnFire 2 points3 points ago

You have unleashed a MONSTER!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]northdancer 23 points24 points ago

pretty sure you have to be an engineer to do that.

[–]XsimonbelmontX 6 points7 points ago

Apparently not actually commenting = karma goldmine.

[–]vventurius 0 points1 point ago

Zen Buddhist monk

[–]JerkyChew 0 points1 point ago

Alt 255.

[–]Zandrel 28 points29 points ago

I saw that coming.

[–]TitillateAnOcelot 19 points20 points ago*

You mean you can see where he's coming from?

[–]MatanF 5 points6 points ago

not only my favorite tribe song, but my first time seeing a tribe reference on reddit. UPVOTES!!!!

[–]tarantulus 0 points1 point ago

You don't spend much time in /r/hiphop? Quest EVERYWHERE.

[–]chicknsammich 3 points4 points ago

There should be an auto-upvote system on Reddit for anyone who mentions ATCQ in a comment.

[–]clothes_are_optional[!] 4 points5 points ago

[–]essoffm 3 points4 points ago

Aaaaand /r/nocontext here we come!

[–]stash0606 2 points3 points ago

no, that's Liam Neeson. Barack Obama doesn't cry. His eyes spew acid when he's sad.

[–]NoojNoj 0 points1 point ago

Oh? Are we doing Chuck Norris style Obama jokes now? Lovely

[–]Bris15 0 points1 point ago

Brazzers logo anyone?

[–]valiyum 10 points11 points ago

cannot unsee

[–]ladylars 0 points1 point ago

it's actually semen.

[–]JRWM3 0 points1 point ago

That's what I thought..........

Biden!

[–]TheHowlingWolf 8 points9 points ago

He just wants to make friends!

[–]The_Resisty 1 point2 points ago

That's not finding the bright side!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Looks too much like semen.

[–]saysthatslegit 0 points1 point ago

That's legit.

[–]DancinRick 126 points127 points ago

Um... it is legit.

[–]Linwe_Ancalime 71 points72 points ago

Yep, I got the same one.

[–]donuts741 88 points89 points ago

Yeah, I gave him all of my personal information! He said he will let me be president in 2042! So cool, right?

[–]blacksg 38 points39 points ago

And he told me about hot singles in my area and gold from Zimbabwe!

[–]Shitragecomics 8 points9 points ago

Well, he told me how to make my dick bigger.

[–]Jumin 4 points5 points ago

You guys are lucky... all I got was a lousy t-shirt.

[–]phlamez92 0 points1 point ago

I got a rock.

[–]Short_stuff 8 points9 points ago

That's if I don't pull out a two-termer, he promised me the 2038 election.

I plan on pulling they old, put the genie back in the bottle and make shit go back to normal.

I'll probably be assassinated.

[–]soggy_bisquick 19 points20 points ago

there's no 2038 or 2042 presidential election..

[–]Short_stuff 15 points16 points ago

WE'VE BEEN LIED TO!

[–]donuts741 0 points1 point ago

[–]icanhazpbr 5 points6 points ago

Haven't seen this one yet, but this is what his campaign's emails usually look like. Some come from the campaign manager, some come "from" him or Michelle. So it probably IS legit.

[–]OutaTowner 6 points7 points ago

It was from Saturday asking for the big push of donations before the FEC deadline.

[–]Fhajad 20 points21 points ago

OP acts like we aren't a bunch of dirty liberals that are subscribed to Obama.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

looks like a Nigerian prince scam to me

[–]LeMunson 167 points168 points ago

He would send one to someone named "OsamaBinHitler".

[–]OsamaBinHitler[S] 244 points245 points ago

Hey

[–]ANAL_SHREDDING 125 points126 points ago

Hey

[–]VaginaTractor 103 points104 points ago

Hey

[–]The_Resisty 47 points48 points ago

Hey

[–]sadistic4 57 points58 points ago

[–]iAmJimmyHoffa 23 points24 points ago

Hey hey hey hey!

I hope to god someone gets the reference

[–]NottaGrammerNasi 14 points15 points ago

[–]Gneal1917 5 points6 points ago

What a wonderful kind of day!

[–]UTDoctor 1 point2 points ago

Where you learn to work and play!

[–]Nullvoid123 0 points1 point ago

Do I get a say in this? (Think Obama's birth certificate...)

[–]thisismyivorytower 0 points1 point ago

Hey! Listen!

[–]foompd 14 points15 points ago

[–]irrelevantsociallife 2 points3 points ago

No! Please! Reddit was the one safe place!

[–]InmyBackyard 1 point2 points ago

Did you say the resisty? That's a stupid name!

[–]The_Resisty 1 point2 points ago

See!? I told you it was stupid! Why do I keep listening to you!?

[–]BIG_GAPING_ASSHOLES 13 points14 points ago

Hey

[–]ANAL_CHOMPING 10 points11 points ago

Hey

[–]dietaether 39 points40 points ago

Listen!

[–]Nickster93 5 points6 points ago

NO (Hits with fly-swater)

[–]ruready4thepenis -1 points0 points ago

Hey

[–]iReplyWithGIFsMostly 7 points8 points ago

[–]IAmACollegekid 61 points62 points ago

As intriguing as it is to respond, I just got an instant message from some hot ass girl who is looking to have sex AND she's in my area!

[–]DoublespeakSC 21 points22 points ago

What is more believable, an email from the president or an email from a girl in or around your hometown waiting for you to have sex with her? It actually is an intriguing question!

[–]WouldYouTurnMeOn 9 points10 points ago

I'd be more likely to get struck by lightning, fall into a river and get eaten by a shark while on my way up collect my winning lotto ticket than I am to get contacted by a girl in my area that finds me attractive.

[–]ipsumdolorsitamet 4 points5 points ago

The former exists. The latter (girl who wants to have sex with me) does not exist.

[–]Deadlyd0g 0 points1 point ago

Yet.

[–]hearthealthymeals 25 points26 points ago

my favorite was this one. there had to be a less threatening subject line they could have picked.

[–]15plus2isnot39 111 points112 points ago

Don't open it. It takes your bank info and transfers the nation debt to you.

[–]Short_stuff 25 points26 points ago

Don't worry, it's only your portion of the debt.

[–]maaaze 7 points8 points ago

Anyone have a guess to how much that is?

[–]mtp855 11 points12 points ago

[–]ZebrasKickAss 17 points18 points ago

<appropriate tree fiddy joke/>

[–]Nullvoid123 0 points1 point ago

which is basically saying, "Don't worry, you're basically fucked."

[–]Pedophil3 4 points5 points ago

[–]poo-poo 0 points1 point ago

Censored.

[–]wonderhat 2 points3 points ago

"No backsies!"

[–]mkptrnstr1 0 points1 point ago

haha yeah colin no backsies bro! haha

[–]jazloc 21 points22 points ago

[–]Sonorama21 26 points27 points ago

She's also Obama.

[–]Onehundredseventeen 19 points20 points ago

I think the best part about this is "Hey". Barack Obama sends you an email just to say hey. You're a cool motherfucker.

[–]abiobob 8 points9 points ago

If i were president i would email random people exactly like this, anyone who believed me would get a seat on my cabinet

[–]JoeyS7 3 points4 points ago

You would want someone that gullible to be on your cabinet? No thanks.

[–]Gimmemormuny 1 point2 points ago

At last the secret of our country's government has been cracked

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]RNRSaturday 41 points42 points ago

You are where FoxNews gets its information.

[–]goodguysteve 3 points4 points ago

I won't believe he's Nigerian until I see a birth certificate.

[–]runtheplacered 2 points3 points ago

Well, you won't see his birth certificate because he's Jewish. Fact, Jews don't have birth certificate's.

[–]denim-chicken 4 points5 points ago

he's trying to sext you

heyy

[–]naturalcauzes 2 points3 points ago

Body of the email: "Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?"

[–]TyrantKronos 2 points3 points ago

"So. Hows life?"

[–]BlitzXor 1 point2 points ago

I got this email. And I opened it without giving it a second thought. In hindsight, that was dumb. Glad it WAS legit...

[–]GrilledCheeser 3 points4 points ago

"hey bro can you invite me to pinterest?"

....for my country?

I will Mr. President. I will.

[–]irrelevantsociallife 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't. Just to see the reaction...

[–]Murrabbit 2 points3 points ago

I subscribe to a DNC mailing list, and get e-mails like this all the time from Barack, Michelle, and Joe Biden. They like to make their fund-rasing e-mails look all personal like that, as if these people at the top of the government are you buds and just sending you a heads up about a BBQ this weekend or something.

For instance, I have a mail from late last year sent from "Barack Obama" subject line "Sometime soon, can we meet for dinner". So this particular mail entry doesn't seem all that unusual.

[–]MrCronkite 2 points3 points ago

Well, did he cook it, or did michelle?

[–]Murrabbit 3 points4 points ago

Are you serious? Didn't I make the context clear from my post?

. . .

. . .

Besides, he's a married man. He shook the Secret Service and we met together at a little restaurant in DC, he'd bought out every table so no one but the owner and waiter, both big supporters, would see he and I together, to keep it all on the down-low. It was a magical evening.

[–]caelumquirk 11 points12 points ago

What's Barockin'?

[–]Rountree85 9 points10 points ago

Can you smell what Barack is cookin'?

[–]enmispantalonesroman 6 points7 points ago

food from a community garden

[–]yonips 25 points26 points ago

Nice try, Microsoft. (nobody uses hotmail)

[–]dcbinge 14 points15 points ago

there are more than 4 times the amount of regular hotmail users than any other email service, google scan your email for keywords.

[–]Fa1nT 4 points5 points ago

Uh... million still sue hotmail because we have had accounts there for long before gmail and shit existed.

There is no reason to change to gmail when hotmail works just as well as an email client and changing every email for every site you use is a hassle.

[–]jaketessem 2 points3 points ago

But what if it's actually him?!?!?!?

[–]Juttore 9 points10 points ago

I've been getting this shit all month, wtf

[–][deleted] 25 points26 points ago

[–]iRun800 5 points6 points ago

I mean if it's on the internet..

[–]ellipsis9210 6 points7 points ago

How the fuck do you have only one unread message ?! I must be at 800

[–]vitaminbooya 2 points3 points ago

Hotmail.

[–]pime 1 point2 points ago

How the fuck do you have 800? Do you not read emails? Or delete the crap?

[–]my_name_isnt_clever 4 points5 points ago

After more than 5 years of my email account, I am using 1% of my storage space; I haven't deleted one email.

[–]imward 4 points5 points ago

This would annoy me to no end. At least mark as read!

[–]BasuKun 1 point2 points ago

I'm currently at 4447 unread messages. I still check my inbox about everyday, but just open the interesting messages. Everything else would just be a waste of time to open, or to delete.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Saw my parents' inbox the other day. It was well over 25k.

[–]jutct 2 points3 points ago

"Hey bro, got any weed?"

[–]mannywall 1 point2 points ago

Are you who your username makes me believe you are?

[–]aMANescape 1 point2 points ago

not bad

[–]nogswarth 1 point2 points ago

He speaks just like a normal guy. So down to earth. "Hey"

[–]Beatonzz 1 point2 points ago

I only get emails from "Sexy_Russian_Model_912X0xX0".

[–]losmuffinman 1 point2 points ago

This was sent two days ago. What where you so preoccupied with that you couldn't say hi to our president?

[–]Mr_Metropolis 1 point2 points ago

why did i laugh so hard at this

[–]devbo100 1 point2 points ago

He's probably checking you out because of your username.

[–]tsand 1 point2 points ago

he was just suspicious of your username.

[–]helicoid 1 point2 points ago

If I was the president I'd email random people all the time. Just to mess with them and/or give them a cool story.

[–]talkinlil 1 point2 points ago

Repost.

[–]BangItUpLainey 1 point2 points ago

I get emails like this too! But it's because I signed up at barackobama.com

I get emails from Joe Biden and Michelle too!

[–]bruceo 1 point2 points ago

So... we're guessing the bastard claimed you owe him some money?

[–]skyshock21 1 point2 points ago

Right, if this were a REAL email from Obama, this would've been the subject line - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS7-DEwJLW0#t=10s

[–]RSvennson 1 point2 points ago

At work, we keep getting emails from Tom Hanks that just say hi.

[–]shillbert 1 point2 points ago

I got one from Bill Murray. It said "they'll never believe you".

[–]Jamesev93 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, the president would only subject his emails "yo". So fake.

[–]zoeypayne 1 point2 points ago

Upvote because Hotmail is actually the best web based email platform available.

[–]Frosty2433 1 point2 points ago

Oh, you weren't talking about Hotmail

[–]Madhouse221 0 points1 point ago

I got this shit too. I didn't even sign up for it.

[–]The_Resisty 0 points1 point ago

Hurry up and open it. It could be important.

[–]dyslexicliger 0 points1 point ago

Maybe he just wants a friend.....

[–]Kotik93 0 points1 point ago

I got that e-mail too !

[–]RodrigoAlves 0 points1 point ago

Who tried to open it?

[–]baconisgoodforme 0 points1 point ago

I really wanted to click that email.

[–]someBrad 0 points1 point ago

Does it say "sent from my BlackBerry?"

[–]wtw4 0 points1 point ago

Probably the best laugh I've ever gotten on twitter. No idea why.

[–]colemonster 0 points1 point ago

at least its not from michelle, rufus gifford, jim messina, or fucking joe biden

[–]SampMan87 0 points1 point ago

Shit I lol'd. Not entirely sure why.

[–]johneldridge 0 points1 point ago

Was he selling Viagra?

[–]D3ADM4N 0 points1 point ago

so did you open it and accept that you and obama are related through a kenyan king and he needs you to help with the money?

[–]Motivated_null 0 points1 point ago

got the same email. made me laugh out loud, so I finally gave in and sent them some cash.

[–]LALALA69 0 points1 point ago

I have to pee

[–]scienceguy24 0 points1 point ago

I think Obama would like to talk to you if you are who your user name says you are

[–]Mikelrii 0 points1 point ago

I waited about a minute before I realized the image was already finished loading.

[–]elitegibson 0 points1 point ago

Are you a bad enough dude to read an email from the president?

[–]Bboyczy 0 points1 point ago

He just wanted to check up on his brotha from anotha muda.

[–]haiku_robot 0 points1 point ago

He just wanted to 
check up on his brotha from 
anotha muda. 

[–]Trollohunter 0 points1 point ago

Your username does not make me feel comfortable.

[–]WouldYouTurnMeOn 0 points1 point ago

For anyone looking to get in contact with the president, his email address is ObieMadPrez69@whitehouse.gov

[–]Shnazzyone 0 points1 point ago

I got this e-mail too. It was legit. Barack wants my money for his campaign as usual. I almost replied with subject, "Sup".

[–]olc652 0 points1 point ago

Too legit to quit.

[–]-light- 0 points1 point ago

I see what you did there OsamaBinHitler

[–]pcl8311 0 points1 point ago

Might believe it if it wasn't 5+ times a week. Appreciated the one from Martin Sheen though

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Whuddup b?

[–]RazerMackham 0 points1 point ago

[–]adamflint 0 points1 point ago

Who knew Obama would want to be penpals with OsamaBinHitler of all people?

[–]Choragos 0 points1 point ago

This is fucking stupid.

[–]Nat_99 0 points1 point ago

Osamabinhitler?

[–]solblurgh 0 points1 point ago

is it me you're looking for?

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

It's lonely at the top.

[–]arkanemusic 0 points1 point ago

Reads OP username

Seems legit.

[–]cfishler 0 points1 point ago

yea... Barak, Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi think were friends, man I'm popular!

[–]kodiak_claw 0 points1 point ago

Downvotes for all the blank comments!!!!!! All of them !!

[–]POTUS -2 points-1 points ago

Hotmail? Really?

[–]wutanggrenade -2 points-1 points ago

I can't believe the downvotes for you. Hotmail is the biggest pile of crap ever. Seriously people, try gmail

[–]hollywoodbob -1 points0 points ago

FAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone knows that his subject line is always "Wassup!?"