Some woman I have never seen before started yelling at me about bullying a small kid

yumiharizuki · 5 months

Some crazy old lady came up to me and my girlfriend in a mall food court as we were having lunch one day and began to lecture us about manners and maturity. Apparently her little brat of grandson had falsely accused us of cutting him in line at Sonic. She was so quick to give us her two cents that she failed to notice we were eating Panda Express....

lolzlo · 5 months

In Kindergarten when my teacher was doing attendance instead of saying "Here" or "Present" I said "You have nice kids", just to be a kiss ass I guess.

She responded "What did you just say?" and I told her "I said you have nice kids!". She said "no, what did you say??!?!" but I had no idea what she was talking about. I had to leave the class and talk to a gym teacher for half an hour about this. He kept asking me what I said and I kept telling him that all I said to her was "You have nice kids".

Years later I realized she probably thought I said "You have nice tits." ಠ_ಠ

ohhaayreddit · 5 months

I like these types of .gifs, they are slowly teaching me to lip read

goatlll · 5 months

Three days ago, I was sitting in front of our local mall when some guy I have never seen before slapped the shit out of me. I was more confused than mad. He started walking away like nothing happened, and I stopped him and asked what his problem was. I stood there for about 3 minutes trying to talk to the guy and figure out if there was some confusion or something. Then he took a swing at me.

nohearin · 5 months

In the third grade, my teacher called my parents about a racist drawing I had made of an indian girl in my class. She was quite concerned.

In actually, I had only drawn a picture of Princess Jasmine from Aladdin as a fish. It was labelled "Princess Jasmine-Fish."

But hey, no one's perfect.

noobeater · 5 months

Well did you at least take his lunch money?

Derelyk · 5 months

my wtf moment.

I was in 5th grade, was told by my teacher in a very stern voice that I had to report to the priniciples office. Confused, I sat in receptionists area for about 10 minutes.

Principle calls me in and he has his paddle out ಠ_ಠ. I'm told to assume the position and recieve 10 swats... and am told, "If I ever hear of you fighting on the bus again, you'll get 20."

:| .. wut?

He hands me a report from one of the bus drivers stating I had started a fight the previous day after school... wednesday.

:| "I deliver papers every wednesday afterschool, I didn't ride the bus. I wan't to talk to my father."

Look on the principles face was priceless.

We_found_peaches · 5 months

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EricRohan · 5 months

I had that happen at a fair in Athens and I ended up getting arrested with no charges for being "intoxicated" even though I was 21 and perfectly coherent. I was accused of being sexually explicit in front of a minor when it was really just a stuck up super douchey fundamentalist mom upset that I told her son to go ahead and flirt with the girls there. I didn't make any vulgar comments. Ruined the end of my visit in that town... I had an hour to get ready for my flight after getting out of holding the next morning... Really sucked.

HashSlingingSlash3r · 5 months

This is by far my favorite line from The Truman Show

DishwasherTwig · 5 months

I've been written up in high school because a crazy teacher randomly came up to me and accused me of knocking on her window. That was annoying.

EDIT: Knocking on her window, not in like I had. Nothing was destroyed, someone was just apparently knocking on the window as they passed on several occasions and I was blamed for it despite always walking on the opposite of the hall at that part.

jcpennies · 5 months

In 6th grade I was almost suspended for "repeatedly tripping and general bullying" on an orientation trip. Thing is, I was never around thekid and I wasn't released from the principal's office until they looked at the cameras to see it was a much larger kid than I.

lordlicorice · 5 months

Very relevant/legendary.

IzziTheEpic · 5 months

One time me and my friends were at Fridays and this lady came up to me and yelled at me for calling her twelve year old daughter a bitch with my friends, and laughing at her. Never saw either of them before in my life.

guntycankles · 5 months

You should have "ASSED" her a few questions.

alrightythen7 · 5 months

Truman Show is one of my favorite movies of all time. Not just because it has a terrific, entertaining storyline, but also because of how it showed the Jim Carrey isn't just typecast as the usual goofball that he is in movies like Liar Liar and Bruce Almighty. And this scene is one of my favorites.

Abezilla116 · 5 months

The first time I saw this was on that disaster that was the Woody Harrelson AMA a while back. Good times...

For those interested, here's the link. Best use of the gif, in my opinion.

Shomud · 5 months

When I was young I was riding bikes with some friends in a cul-de-sac. A little boy, maybe 6 or 7 years old came out on his bike and started following us around. He was smiling and laughing and we let him follow us for a little bit. Then suddenly he just got off his bike, dropped it on the road and ran into his house. A few seconds later his mom came out with him and he was crying. She started yelling at us because he apparently told her we pushed him off his bike. We never even talked to him, let alone physically got involved with him. It was so weird.

Scarjaka · 5 months

2 things. When I was maybe in 6th grade or so I was outside at the playground with a couple other kids I knew. One of them was younger. We were running around and then the younger one took some money right out of my pocket. I was like whoa what the hell and tried to get the money back, he fell on the ground and started crying. I yelled at him to give me my money back but he said he didn't take it. A lady came over from across the street and started yelling at me, telling me that she saw me punch him several times in the face and swear at him (which I did not do.) She then told me to apologize or she'd call the police on me. Bastard got away with mah money.

2nd thing. When I was a freshman in high school my friends and I were talking some random thing, joking around a bit, when a teacher comes up to us and told us that we needed to leave the classroom and re-enter and be polite. This was before class started and we were like "What...? Why?" She told us that she heard us swearing like crazy (we weren't.) She threatened to send us to the principal when we told her she had misheard.

the2belo · 5 months

One day a man ran up to me. I did not know this man. He smashed my treat into my eyes. And then he pointed and said, "You FUCKIN' REMEMBER ME FOREVER!"

entropikone · 5 months

I've gotten that before too, easiest to just turn and walk away :P

supergood · 5 months

i LOVE this scene, for the record.

doctor_who_reference · 5 months

Are you my mummy?

Linton58 · 5 months

This was my reaction when a rumor at my school started that I yelled at one of the teachers there while she was pregnant, called her a whore, and made her cry...

...This was in the eighth grade.

divid3byzer0 · 5 months

When I was in the 4th grade, this kid from the started messing around, making fun of me and generally being an asshole to everyone in the playground. So I stood up to him and he pushed me. I pushed back. Of course, one of the school educators only saw me pushing him and came towards me. I was known for being a really nice kid that never got into trouble so she made me feel EXTRA bad, that she was very disappointed with me, etc...and I got sent to a corner to sit, separated from everybody else.

During all this, this kid was behind the woman, making faces and taunting me. So I was sitting in the corner, completely enraged with the stupid brat and the situation and I just flip out, started running towards the kid (who had his back turned to me) and I just jumped the highest I could and ninja kicked him in the back. He hits a door and falls back. He wasn't even injured but the surprise plus the scare, made him start to cry and the look on his face was just priceless.

I got sent to detention (first and only time), but it was worth it.

Wolfy87 · 5 months

I was accused of kicking a small child in the face with roller skates once. I did not own any roller skates at the time. Why does this kind of thing happen so much?

Tamlar · 5 months

I was 8 on my way to school, when a 40 something woman came up to me yelling. (Small neighbourhood so this was very strange). I had absolutely no idea what was happening, but apparently I called her daughter a slut or something (she also said I threatened her, this didn't make any sense to me in a sweet primary school with only 100 students or so, I'd never heard verbal abuse from children).

As an 8 year old well-mannered boy, I had to explain I didn't know what a slut was, and that I don't swear - ever. It's bad. She took this as me being offensive and "talking back" - (I fucking hate that expression.)

She proceeded to swear at me, teaching me words that before then I would have never used to offend a woman. Shouting at me and pushing me for something I didn't do.

A horrible experience, but I can piece it together now. The only thing I really learned from her ranting though, was that she was definitely "a cunt"...

moothemagiccow · 5 months

The Truman Show fucked me up as a kid. My brother watched it and constantly tormented me telling me I was on 'The LickMyAsshole Show'. I never felt like I had complete privacy for years.

Dunlocke · 5 months

Upvoted for the gif alone!

tookule4skool · 5 months

On a side note, what is this gif from? I actually laughed out loud =P

Biggie18 · 5 months

8th grade, I was playing on a claw machine an managed to win a stuffed beaver. I had the idea to give it to my friend because we always joked about him being a beaver because he had slightly buck teeth and would always chew on pencils.

So I go to school on the bus and I take out the stuffed animal and show it to some of my friends who think it's hilarious and one of my friends younger brothers asks to see it. I lift it up to show him, since he's sitting a few rows away. The younger brother calls some other girls name and points to the beaver and then laughs. I think nothing of it and proceed to go into school.

I end up giving the beaver to my friend and continue on through the day until I'm called into the principals office. I see the younger brother and the girl who he called out on the bus. I get yelled out for like 30 minutes not having any idea what I did. I try to explain this to the principal, and mention why I brought it and that I didn't mean to offend anyone.

Principal ends up calling my mom, who is just as perplexed as me when the principal calls her, and finally talks to my step-dad who is like 10 years older than my mom (he was around 50 at the time), and explains to her the other meaning for the word beaver. Mother than proceeds to ream the principal over the phone.

TL;DR: Got in trouble with the principal because girl on bus thought I was making lewd references to vaginas with a stuffed beaver I was giving a friend.

Always_Bout_Guys · 5 months

LEAVE THE KID ALONE

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