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[–]Briskula 34 points35 points ago

Dragon Born!

[–]Sornos 8 points9 points ago

YOL

[–]2times 7 points8 points ago

FUS RO- FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

[–]WanderingSpaceHopper 1 point2 points ago

That's definitely a YOL.

[–]2times 0 points1 point ago

Oh yeah. Oh well, I was a mage. Never really needed shouts.

[–]MikeFightsBears 26 points27 points ago

Don't do this. Trust me.

Warning, second degree burns.

Edit: I healed completely with the help of silver sulfadiazine, but it was a lot of burn cream and a lot of not moving for fear of shredding the skin on my face

Edit2: the photo was taken within 12 hours of it happening, it got super grosser once it started to scab and heal and blister even more. :/

[–]taggartcontinental 8 points9 points ago

You would be so ridiculously attractive if you weren't such an idiot.

[–]letmeseethis 4 points5 points ago

couldn't have said it better. here is an upvote

[–]MikeFightsBears 2 points3 points ago

I'm my defense, when you do these, you cover it with your hand to snuff the flame (at a bar the bartender will do it for you) which I did!!.. but I didn't hold my hand there long enough and it reignited as I took the shot, at the same time someone walked into me from behind causing me to spill it :/

but yeah, it was a huge lapse in judgement, I've gotten wiser in the years since that incident.

[–]taggartcontinental 3 points4 points ago

I want to believe you, I do. But your username leads me to believe otherwise...

[–]MikeFightsBears 1 point2 points ago

well if i did fight bears and still survive i must not be a complete idiot and doing it right xD

[–]EllaL 1 point2 points ago

Prepared myself and then clicked the link. It said imgur was over capacity. I think that's God telling me I don't want to see it.

[–]MikeFightsBears 1 point2 points ago

shouldn't make you cringe, its not all that bad. maybe just "ouch that would suck/he's an idiot" (I totally was)

[–]robsodomy 12 points13 points ago

Too bad he wasn't doing a butt chug. Gets you drunk quicker and removes unsightly ass hairs. It's a win/win situation.

[–]kravisha 0 points1 point ago

I have a friend that brings that up like clockwork after 1AM...

[–]Wesside 15 points16 points ago

Ahh Darwin, why you so awesome?

[–]rorryantovan 4 points5 points ago

That's a 10 year old animated gif, hot damn

[–]brimur 0 points1 point ago

At least!

[–]MrBuckskin 5 points6 points ago

Well that confirms the myth. Douche bags are, in fact, flammable.

[–]rickaccused 9 points10 points ago

Charizard used flamethrower

[–]Nico777 0 points1 point ago

It hurts itself in its conf... dumbness!

[–]FalconOne 8 points9 points ago

I like how he shoot fire out of his mouth.

[–]MONSTER_CLOCK 2 points3 points ago

That...really freaked me out.

[–]ManiacDan 2 points3 points ago

As long as you don't pour flaming fuel on your neck you can avoid this scenario

[–]MONSTER_CLOCK 1 point2 points ago

But do you think he'll be okay?

[–]ManiacDan 2 points3 points ago

He won't die, but he may have a constant reminder not to be such a fucking moron in the future.

[–]MasterJuanB 9 points10 points ago

I would say #YOLO! But....

I'm not a fag.

[–]Robert237 0 points1 point ago

Irony

[–]iBuzzKill 1 point2 points ago

w..tf did i just watch?

[–]MrFace1 1 point2 points ago

I'M A DRAGON, BITCHES! SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT

[–]dinokitten101 1 point2 points ago

I've never seen any shots like that go right.

[–]fapsterr 1 point2 points ago

pretty sure you're supposed to blow it out first

[–]slid3r 1 point2 points ago

Has this EVER not ended like this? I mean, do people not watch Youtube? Is there another possible outcome for this?

[–]gravedigger04325 5 points6 points ago*

I've done them safely, and seen them done, you just need to know how to do them properly. The problem he had was he had the shot glass too high above (it looked to me like it was 2 miles above) his face when he took the shot. You want to have the glass as close as possible (preferably grab the base, and have the rim on the inside of your lips) so you don't get anything splashing out. A good way to practice is with water.

Also, the only ones that end up on youtube are the ones that don't work, people don't usually get videoed if they know what they're doing.

edit: also, use 100-120 proof instead of 151, gets a smaller flame.

TL;DR anyone who messes this up doesn't know how to take a shot and is fucking retarded.

[–]slid3r 0 points1 point ago

Color me retarded then, I am never trying it because of all the fail vids.

[–]gravedigger04325 1 point2 points ago

fair enough, I honestly wouldn't recommend trying it, and it took me a good few months before working up the courage because of the fail vids

[–]Nikaka01 1 point2 points ago

His friend tried to put him out with his beer. That was sweet of him.

[–]lastprophet 0 points1 point ago

So he's just taking a sho.... HOLY SHIT AWESOME!

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

His neckbeard committed suicide.

[–]silkforcalde 0 points1 point ago

This again?

[–]rademitrius 0 points1 point ago

I like the part where he breathes fire

[–]uRprobablyagay 0 points1 point ago

...and Darwin for the win.

[–]mustardgreens 0 points1 point ago

resposts resposts resposts resposts resposts resposts

[–]vicothesico 0 points1 point ago

honorable mention for a Darwin award PLEASE!

[–]TheFuckIGive 0 points1 point ago

That was a great idea

[–]loial37 0 points1 point ago

I've never understood the appeal of lighting something on fire and then pouring it into your face. ಠ_ಠ

[–]diggitydan 0 points1 point ago

frats frats frats frats...

[–]heyitsmecarlos -1 points0 points ago

FUS RO DAH!!!! Oh yea,dead meme.

[–]mobshy 0 points1 point ago

Also not applicable. Learn your dragon shouts.

[–]gravedigger04325 0 points1 point ago

YOL TOOR SHUL - fire breath

FTFY

[–]heyitsmecarlos 0 points1 point ago

Thank you,sorry skyrim noob here if it wasnt obvious before!

[–]albule -4 points-3 points ago

[–]Leonarthius -1 points0 points ago

FUS RO DAH!

[–]procrastimaster -2 points-1 points ago

FUS ROH DAH!

[–]mycomputersaidkill 1 point2 points ago

I think you mean YOL TOOR SHUL!

[–]noddingacquaintance -1 points0 points ago

THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!