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[–]Trogdorocks 26 points27 points ago

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At least it wasn't a repost of this.

[–]RenegadeSmurf 11 points12 points ago

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I posted that once. :(

[–]FalcoLX 15 points16 points ago

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I hate you

[–]RenegadeSmurf 3 points4 points ago

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That hurts, I didn't know it was posted a lot though.

[–]lukenhiumur 3 points4 points ago

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If it makes you feel better my first comment on Reddit got downvoted to hell.

[–]RenegadeSmurf 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks bud.

[–]Trogdorocks 2 points3 points ago

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Once....

[–]5seconds 54 points55 points ago

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This? Seriously?

With the entire collected output of human creativity available online, this is your favourite picture on the internet?

[–]girsanov 25 points26 points ago

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what's yours?

[–]aboeve 53 points54 points ago

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boobs

[–]BURN_THE_WITCH 1 point2 points ago

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It's pretty funny.

[–]frid 6 points7 points ago

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How long has that been, now?

Keep us updated, ok?

[–]hubbawubba 4 points5 points ago

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Come come! Smeagol show you the way! Just...dammit. Smeagol will thr-dammit. Shows you the way, we wi-shit. Tricksy threadses! Stupid, fat threadses! Gollum, Gollum.

[–]HumbleBumbleBee 0 points1 point ago

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Laughed at the OP but lost my shit imagining this.

[–]random_multiplier 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks for keeping us updated.

[–]sagapo3851 2 points3 points ago

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Oh thank god.. I thought it was going to be that horrible cat/boob .gif again.

[–]OmarLobster -1 points0 points ago

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Why not post it?

[–]mjq03 5 points6 points ago

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I'm not following the negative comments...that shit made me lose it. Shame on you if it's a repost, but hell that is too funny

[–]UnknownArchive 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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[–]karatepencilcase 2 points3 points ago

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I'm actually watching The Two Towers right now. Just wanted people to know that.

[–]GiraffeKiller 1 point2 points ago

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What's a mittenses?

[–]erezny 0 points1 point ago

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Protip: threaders are included in almost all sewing kits. http://digitalninja.ipower.com/blog/?p=3702

[–]OmarLobster 0 points1 point ago

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Protip: Fold the thread and push the loop in the hole.

[–]saffir -1 points0 points ago

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You think anyone on this website even owns a sewing kit? I bet when most of these people lose a button, they say "fuck it, there's 7 more keeping it closed"

[–]seamouse 23 points24 points ago

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A shirt with buttons? What am I, a king's lawyer?

[–]SWEETBRO 1 point2 points ago

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biggest laugh i've had all day.

[–]MindlessDream -5 points-4 points ago

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All shirts have buttons...

[–]CannedBeef 4 points5 points ago

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Same with keyboards.

[–]bikemaul 4 points5 points ago

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Reddit more diverse than you give it credit for. I can reach my sewing kit without getting out of my chair.

[–]Sappharos 2 points3 points ago

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mine's in a box under my bed. not that i've ever used it.

[–]Pedophil3 -2 points-1 points ago

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homo

[–]n0friendzonepity 2 points3 points ago

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Are you kidding me!? Cosplay costumes aren't exactly off the rack.

[–]holeycrap 2 points3 points ago

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Some are. Get it.. Rack... Boobs.

[–]devourke 1 point2 points ago

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Protip: If you're struggling to get the thread in the tiny hole, dab your fingers in something wet and then squeeze the end of the thread really tight. This stops any stray threads from poking out and stopping the thread from fully entering the hole.

[–]kenba2099[!] 1 point2 points ago

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That's what she said

[–]RNmaleNOTgay 0 points1 point ago

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This has to be an early candidate for 2012 Repost of the Year

[–]amantaban[S] 1 point2 points ago

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Ooooo!

You really think I can win that honor!?

[–]Duneluder 0 points1 point ago

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I just giggled in a high pitch, twas glorious.

[–]keith_weaver 0 points1 point ago

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Thats more of a series of pictures

[–]Censor88 0 points1 point ago

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Is there a higher quality version of this out there?

[–]alyoshathebear 0 points1 point ago

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[–]spacegoat725 0 points1 point ago

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This....is amazing.

[–]BajczTheDamned -2 points-1 points ago

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No one has to thread needles anymore. Come on, get real haha. (My mom is a pro Quilter)

[–]jason2li 1 point2 points ago

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My mom is holding on to her amateur status to compete in the Olympics.