I see your canned cans and raise u.... more cans

Chesstariam · 7 months

Huitlacoche is Mexican cor truffle and it actually pretty good!

philmardok · 7 months

that was disturbing

Poop_Slappington · 7 months

All these are making me want to see a comeback of "Steve, don't eat it!"

wojovox · 7 months

don't laugh, this shit is going to be PB&J when the world ends.

CheezeburgerTroll · 7 months

Pork brains....3500mg of cholesterol

ericanderton · 7 months

Two points of order here:

Huitlacoche looks like crap, but it tastes freaking delicious; although I cannot vouch for the canned variety. In fact it has this rather delicate mushroom flavor to it.
Canned bacon is basically the gold bullion of the apocalypse.

drfunkenstien014 · 7 months

My friends father found a can of spotted dick in the supermarket. Hes also the same person that bought a black metal rooster to put in his living room just so when guests come over he can say "have you seen my big black cock?"

funkendread · 7 months

I remember a few of those food items from a blog years ago called 'steve don't eat it"... corn smut, yum

solocup · 7 months

Bro. Quail eggs are delicious.

alexlwe · 7 months

I fold.

HarithBK · 7 months

is it wrong if i say i have some of the stuff here and i like it, infact i am having fishballs tomorrow yummy :3

Rob_eri · 7 months

That ain't "Squid Herring" though. It's Fermented Herring, and it is delicious. Quite common in Sweden at summertime. Link to Wikipedia article

headzoo · 7 months

Canned bacon isn't that bad. It taste just like regular bacon, only it's packed with more salt.

papsmeer · 7 months

Goblin meat puddings are fucking awesome!

HelmSpicy · 7 months

well this made my diet much easier for today

starrynyght · 7 months

The last one is actually very good. Its quite common in mexico. Although I am not entirely sure what its called, I know its made from a type of mushroom that grows on corn. Ive had it several times at a resturaunt called Las Quekas in Cancun. Looks nasty, quite tasty.

a404notfound · 7 months

Goblin meat pudding, brought to you by dwarf fortress.

stacyhatesmacys · 7 months

I don't settle for anything less than Turnpike Quality!

turkourjurbs · 7 months

That Creamed Armadillo almost made me barf until I noticed it's on the half shell. Whew!

fitzgizzle · 7 months

OP, I hate you and everything you stand for.

FemputingFembot · 7 months

Thanks for scaring away the rumbly in my tumbly.

[deleted] · 7 months

I'd probably only eat this after the nuclear apocalypse has occurred.

opex14 · 7 months

That "slime" around the chicken is actually the gravy for when it's cooked.

That's right...you eat that, too.

gandeldorf · 7 months

is it sad I look at these things and think if the world ends canned meats and things like that will be what I'm going to eat?

HowardTaft · 7 months

Canned foods are like MREs. You could eat it, but mostly it motivates you find anything else that's available

fader_j · 7 months

this was worse then the link to butt golf

CommonlyBefuddled · 7 months

Tried the silkworm pupae once. Tasted like what I imagine grass tastes like.

N05f3r47u · 7 months

I have a feeling that some of these are fake.

relaxotronix · 7 months

Just because you can... doesn't mean you should.

roofermann · 7 months

I would try the frog legs.

Howard_Beale · 7 months

Does anyone else see that as "Sweet Sue the Whole Canned Chicken"? Like they named the chicken.

tropicderp · 7 months

Here. Take my can of throw up

bettylp · 7 months

wow thats....errrr interesting?

Commander_Ilsaya · 7 months

Suddenly, I'm not so hungry anymore.

gdm9000 · 7 months

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Visionism · 7 months

The canned steak and kidney pudding isn't the greatest steak and kidney pudding in the world but its not terrible.

gdm9000 · 7 months

I used to work on a corn farm and we all thought huitlacoche to be really disgusting and could never imagine eating it. Black, slimy shit. Being stupid kids, we thought the best thing to do with it was to throw it at each other :/

archinet · 7 months

I don't think I'll be hungry for the next three days.

jaygibby22 · 7 months

BACON!!!!! IN A CAN!!!!! I must acquire this delicacy.

FredTheBarber · 7 months

I've actually eaten the silkworm pupae. They didn't taste bad or anything, but I had a hard time getting over the mental part of eating bugs. I tried to pretend they were shrimp.

Not_Nat · 7 months

huitlacoche its delicious, ive been to mexico and its a kind of plant that they make quesadillas out of. its like mushrooms, they look gross out of a can but theyre good.

orthag · 7 months

Ah huitllacoche! In america it's know as corn smut, a fungus infecting corn, causing huge, deformed kernels filled with fungal spores. In mexico it's considered a delicacy, often being called Mexican truffles.

Dokbokki · 7 months

Silkworm Pupaes don't have bugs in them. They're filled with beef/pork.

Just FYI.

excitom · 7 months

huitlacoche - corn smut

Not the pron kind.

BrassOrchids · 7 months

You forgot the spotted dick! [SFW]

http://jenniferreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/spotted-dick.jpg

n1zm0 · 7 months

i've tried, ligo squid, the quail eggs (just like regular hard boiled eggs cept mini) and the chicken luncheon meat which is no different that spam but instead of mystery pork its mystery chicken, which probably has less fat.

cencal · 7 months

MORE CANS! THERE'S CANS IN THERE TOO! HE HATES THESE CANS! Please someone back me up.

Volker_Metal · 7 months

I gagged at that nasty ass cheeseburger.

byakko · 7 months

Uh, what's so weird about luncheon meat? It basically means the same product as Spam, except a different word and not using pork. And there's pork luncheon meat too.

Just because it uses more syllables, doesn't mean it's weird, folks.

wtfover · 7 months

"He hates these cans!". As do most of us.

lady_nerd · 7 months

Ah, brains and eggs. A southern classic for people too poor to afford any kind of normalcy. My grandpa used to eat it, and I always wondered where they got that kind of thing.

EuropeanLady · 7 months

Are all these for real? Whole cooked canned chicken? Pork brains? Frog legs in basil sauce?

theCrunchyTaco · 7 months

What...in the actual fuck

MisaMisa21 · 7 months

suddenly...I'm no longer hungry

The_Nastydactyl · 7 months

its a sad day when the only thing id ever get close to eating was the scorpions.

Smaugrens · 7 months

Does that cheeseburger have teeth?!?

imanedrn · 7 months

If I had to live in another country, I'm sure I'd be a vegetarian.

scigs6 · 7 months

Looks like the menu in a Scottish restaurant.

akabr9 · 7 months

you win

Tarhiel · 7 months

fishballs are delicious. its like meatballs except made from fish!

nalgasdehule · 7 months

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jackalar · 7 months

Why would someone put so much effort into taking pictures of cans?

katamarimasu · 7 months

I've got pictures somewhere from a can of seal curry I bought in Tokyo. It was interesting.

AL1nk2Th3Futur3 · 7 months

...... You've ruined my appetite for tasty tasty tacos... Thanks

adamantiumrage · 7 months

No spotted dick?

katzenjammer360 · 7 months

I'll just leave this here...

deadly_lampshade · 7 months

As an English man (haha man!) I can honestly say that I am very jealous. Shopping would be so much more interesting with that kind of bonkers!

jazzwhiz · 7 months

Somebody just opened up a big ol can of NOPE here.

revrend_ · 7 months

Hey, I enjoy quail eggs...

invisibleone · 7 months

You win.

ojoe123 · 7 months

Shit. Just shit.

gutsboof · 7 months

There is a guy that ate those things, and reviewed them. http://www.thesneeze.com/steve-dont-eat-it/

FutureGohan · 7 months

Grammar damnit!

Skyrowind · 7 months

The silkworm pupa made me gag a little bit.

Ugh..

timetodock · 7 months

Quail eggs are a southern thing, and they're actually really good when they're made right.

jyz002 · 7 months

I would probably eat any of those except the scorpions

SkinniestAnimal · 7 months

It slowly get more and more disturbing...

Kratos_Aurion · 7 months

And I half expected the last one to be an actual goblin...

[deleted] · 7 months

Canned food isn't food

knowledgehungry · 7 months

I can watch the surgery channel and eat spaghetti at the same time.... I couldn't eat a bite of my meal looking at this. Good job, OP.

citrusfury · 7 months

I've actually eaten the squid and quail eggs :)

Depending on how they're cooked, they can be really good.

However, I am terrified of whatever was in that Goya can. Anyone care to tell me exactly what in the hell that was?

larhavoc · 7 months

Why the fuck did I look at them all?

one-eleven · 7 months

Such open-minded people here on Reddit.

LettersFromTheSky · 7 months

ugh, those are disgusting and not fit for human consumption.

m1ss1ontomars2k4 · 7 months

I don't see what's so odd about canned fish balls (which, as fish don't really have solid testicles you can eat like many mammals, are likely round balls of fish paste), quail eggs, or squid.

[deleted] · 7 months

That bacon will still be delicious, Yoders makes the BEST canned meats. So popular in fact that they were on back order for awhile but are finally shipping them again. If you ever have need to stay somewhere without a fridge or stock your doomsday cellar I highly recommend Yoders canned meats.

TheJackalope231 · 7 months

Do you know what language the writing is in on the roasted scorpions?

Slugdoc · 7 months

The pork brain. Cell membranes are basically made from cholesterol, and nerve cells have more membrane per unit volume than any other type of cell. Plus, the myelin that surrounds the axons is just pure membrane. S no surprise, from a biochemical perspective that there's so much cholesterol there. But it is weird to see that confirmed as nutritional information.

Btw pork brain bad idea from a parasite and prion perspective.

lactosefree1 · 7 months

Forgot Candwich.

TOMATO_IN_URANUS · 7 months

What? No fray bentos pies? I am disappoint.

probemynexus · 7 months

My dad was eating those silk worm pupae out of the can with a toothpick once. I tried one. Crunchy on the outside, smooshy on the inside. Didn't like whatever they were marinated in though. It was like foul soy sauce.

dirtymoney · 7 months

I wouldnt mind trying the KAM Zesty Pizza flavored luncheon meat.

I like SPAM (hockory smoke flavored), so why not.

rtown · 7 months

I've eaten the Ligo squid in natural ink. Wasn't bad. Pan-fried the squid and used the ink like gravy.

bobrossisgod · 7 months

I'm Done with the internet today

feedthekitty · 7 months

For some reason I think I saw that creamed possum in mad magazine in the 90's

Voytrekk · 7 months

As someone who just got done eating before looking at this, fuck you.

Colorfag · 7 months

No canned bread or canned sandwiches?

kimburlee35 · 7 months

Who the fuck eats this shit?

juicius · 7 months

뻔대기 (silkworm), man, I used to eat that by bucketful... I had no idea what it was. I got a can of it the other day, actually, but in the US, it was labeled as bait. Probably that's how they were able to import it.

LunaMcLovin · 7 months

...Well this is going to haunt my dreams forever. Burning my can opener, brb.

casual_cummerbun · 7 months

That huitlacoche is some funky bidness.

soline · 7 months

people are fucking disgusting

Kurochihiro · 7 months

I'm usually OK with gross stuff, but I was eating All Dressed chips.

SOMETHING ABOUT ALL DRESSED...

Bryon_the_Red · 7 months

I just had canned snails last night, i swear. Came in a small kit i bought at my local AFB commissary for 3.49. Included were 13 large shells. Classy as fuck.

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syncboy · 7 months

I never thought I'd live to see the day when bacon looked disgusting. Now, unfortunately, I have.

[deleted] · 7 months

Lost my shit at 1170% of daily cholesterol. How is that even legal?

mimus09 · 7 months

That dank.

thavi · 7 months

Don't know about canned squid...but in general squid is one of my favorite foods. Not sure why, really. It's super rubbery and doesn't have much of a taste to speak of...but it works great in ultra spicy dishes. And I like the idea of eating a (relatively) intelligent, lesser creature.

xxNightfallxx · 7 months

Scorpions are the best choice. Scorpions. Best choice. That's fucked.

burritoxman · 7 months

I almost died laughing when I saw the cholesterol on the Pork Brains Can.

Zwatha · 7 months

If it can be consumed by man, then it comes in a can.

solidcat00 · 7 months

Oh man, I try to remain open on a few things but actually haven eaten Korean Bondaegi... it's as gross as it looks. (For me.)

earthburn · 7 months

I hope i wasn't the only one who puked before reaching the bottom...

Hicks254 · 7 months

The last one made it worth it

GottabeKP · 7 months

I always wondered what Goblin meat would taste like.

TheTega · 7 months

And that is enough internet for the night.

egrodo · 7 months

Eating Quail eggs is now taboo?

nnikb7 · 7 months

I have that same brand canned escargot sitting in my pantry, unopened. For five years.

PPvsFC · 7 months

I have a can of those pork brains in my cabinet. AMA

ninfan200 · 7 months

ama request: someone who ate the burger in a can

Mathlete86 · 7 months

That's the only way I'll eat opossums. Anything less than being creamed and garnished with coon fat gravy is just gross.

SmileLikeLaura · 7 months

A girl in high school did a statistics project to see how many males versus females would be willing to eat a canned silk worm. I ate a canned silk worm on behalf of my unadventurous gender.

Patate12 · 7 months

Some things are not meant to be in cans

DingoDance · 7 months

NOPE.

ApatheticAsian17 · 7 months

Actually, the silkworm pupae really isn't that bad. It's mostly salt but tangy, almost. This isn't even a delicacy; it's widely regarded as a small snack, and for some reason, Koreans really don't get turned off by its appearance. Just goes to show that some things just don't look weird if you grow up with it.

DetoxSYL · 7 months

This post just made my day; brilliant.

Isaynotoeverything · 7 months

Tell me what you want but tongues are fucking delicious

khanfusion · 7 months

The canned cheeseburger looks ridiculously gross, but honestly I imagine quite a few of those are pretty good if prepared correctly.

I've have a handful of various insects, so I imagine some of those more exotic thingies are probably much tastier than one would imagine at first.

ElSuperGreg · 7 months

mmmmmm...Meat Pudding....yum.

Luckylisp · 7 months

Went from nsfw post on main page to this... I have the most awkward hunger right now.

Wilsonethan44 · 7 months

To be fair, fish balls are delicious.

veddoo · 7 months

it's all disturbing and disgusting, but when the world goes under, and few survive these cans will be the only food left =)

Fsy8016 · 7 months

Canned quail eggs are actually fairly delicious with a little bit of salt and pepper.

lumina_oculorum · 7 months

Quail eggs are delicious! Roll them in some batter and fry them up!

FiredogNZ · 7 months

Goblin Meat. giggles

Sheggzz · 7 months

I'm glad to see nothing's going to waste!

ninjagrover · 7 months

This list is missing Surströmming

Relevant part of the episode at 11:00

vomit alert.

Bizzatch · 7 months

If you had not eaten in over a week, and didn't have access to any other food which one of those choices would you go for first?

Dorenian_Beshniquel · 7 months

Reminds me of the meals in The Hunger Games...with a few extremes.

aquafiery · 7 months

Huitlacoche tastes good in tacos.

mattwb72 · 7 months

Way to be a one-upper!

Danes101 · 7 months

Gross.

monodelab · 7 months

Huitlacoche in can is so common and delicious (huitlacoche is a corn-mushroom). It's so awesome in quesadillas.

[deleted] · 7 months

Surprisingly, the most disgusting canned food is a cheeseburger. America wins every time.

korevil · 7 months

I can buy most of that at the corner store, in Korea.

Dell847 · 7 months

Creamed Possum in Coon Gravy?

I am having a hard time believing that one is real.

jakethesnake76 · 7 months

i'd like me some Creamed Possum in Coon Fat please ..

Asdayasman · 7 months

*you

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