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[–]CustardMustard 37 points38 points ago

And then you open the bag to find that all of the spoons have been crushed to pieces

[–]Ithm 9 points10 points ago

They need to be stored like Pringles!

[–]Dark_Prism 58 points59 points ago

Uh... ever heard of Scoops?

[–]JesterAzazel 10 points11 points ago

I have some of those but the tops are a bit pointed so they stab the roof of my mouth.

[–]trustedsource 0 points1 point ago

get the fritos kind.

[–]JesterAzazel -1 points0 points ago

My favorite ones are those little circle ones. They're great with chilli, cheese, jalapenos, and black olives.

[–]Chubbstock 2 points3 points ago

I upvoted the one with correct plural usage.

[–]JesterAzazel 4 points5 points ago

I didn't realize it posted twice.. Maybe I didn't hit EDIT..

Oh well, I'll get rid of the screw up. Thanks for letting me know.

[–]Sad_Native_American 2 points3 points ago

Scoops don't have a handle.

GEEEEEEEEEZE you're dumb.

[–]Dark_Prism 0 points1 point ago

Some of them have vestigial handles.

[–]sterling_m_archer -1 points0 points ago

:( you defeated my brain

[–]Nope_tothemax 5 points6 points ago

SCOOPS!

[–]jerekdeter626 6 points7 points ago

How have you never heard of scoops, the original, much better version of this without a thin handle part waiting to break off?

[–]ChristopherShine 1 point2 points ago

Not only is this a repost from last week, Tostitos Scoops already have it way covered.

[–]21n6y 0 points1 point ago

Frito Scoops>Tostitos Scoops

[–]frankmask123 1 point2 points ago

hey guys have you heard of this new thing called the Titanic??? They say nothing can sink it...

[–]jer21 1 point2 points ago

Es el Pollo Diablo!

[–]ReticulateLemur 1 point2 points ago

Yes! I came into this thread just to see if anyone said this.

You, Sir, are the man of the hour for the next five minutes.

[–]jer21 0 points1 point ago

!Sí He dejado en libertad los prisioneros y ahora vengo por ti!

[–]econometrician 1 point2 points ago

As a Mexican, I would like to agree with the representation of this meme.

This is the national look of sorpresa.

[–]LunatriC 0 points1 point ago

This popped into my mind.

[–]GiraffeKiller 0 points1 point ago

I need this. Also, Salsa Con Queso.

[–]Varnishedchrome 0 points1 point ago

Nada volverá a ser igual...

[–]InfamousAnarchist 1 point2 points ago

Nothing will ever be the same

Fixed for 'merica.

[–]thelazerbeast 0 points1 point ago

There should be a tear in his eye. Maybe I'm just hungry though.

[–]Shadow703793 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, can I buy these? I just want them for the sake of novelty.

[–]DextrosKnight 0 points1 point ago

I could see those breaking very easily while being dipped. Scoops are where it's at.

[–]dmbrown41 0 points1 point ago

what part of the country (world?) are you from that you dont' get scoops?

[–]matthewmendoza 0 points1 point ago

That's gold.

[–]watchagonnado 0 points1 point ago

MAI DE DEUS!

[–]Colorfag 0 points1 point ago

Mexicans dont actually eat Nachos.

I mean we do, but not like how people think we do. We do it because the same reason you do it. Because its tasty. But not because its "authentic Mexican food."

We eat tostadas. Its like a giant nacho chip.

http://smallburst.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/tostadas-007.jpg

Man... I want some now...

[–]Piepig 0 points1 point ago

There is way too much salsa on that chip!

[–]DENelson83 0 points1 point ago

Repost.

[–]secretchimp 0 points1 point ago

Those are fucking chips, not nachos. Nachos are chips with cheese on them. Fuck.

[–]Spanone1 0 points1 point ago

I thought the same thing.

Are there places where chips by themselves are called nachos?

[–]jesussqueegee 0 points1 point ago

This should be on /r/shutupandtakemymoney ....

[–]mcqknigh 0 points1 point ago

The handle breaks off in the salsa then your fucked

[–]couldbekidding 0 points1 point ago

[–]di_L3r 1 point2 points ago

That was my first thought, too.

Red vs Blue, alltime favourite...

[–]BobbyDigitalDogWnder -1 points0 points ago

si! madre de dios!

[–]yalittleweirdy -1 points0 points ago

Me Gusta wouldn't have worked?

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[–]slumberlust -3 points-2 points ago

Don't dis the pedegg...