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[–]webby_mc_webberson 90 points91 points ago

Irish guy here. Joke's on the horse, 'cause most Irish cops already have their batons wedged into their asses.

[–]opiating 50 points51 points ago

Ooo Ooo I like Jokes. Whats the only animal with two cunts on it? A police horse.

[–]CptPandaFace 4 points5 points ago

Gards are just farmhands with pretty hats.

Source: CopperFacedJacks

[–]Ioewe 4 points5 points ago

Guards or Gardaí, not Gards.

[–]TruBlue 1 point2 points ago

double bang?

[–]Niamhel 4 points5 points ago

Makes me proud to be Irish

[–]noelabomb 32 points33 points ago

The horse has a thing for pigs I see

[–]Vixt 125 points126 points ago

ಠ_ಠ Not even 30 minutes ago, front page.

[–]incoming_n_word 26 points27 points ago

I was wondering why the link wasn't purple. Where do they mass produce this shit?

[–]bobbybusche 7 points8 points ago

Imgur

[–]ShootStation 6 points7 points ago

Ireland FTFY

[–]python_of_love 0 points1 point ago

I see no n words :/

[–]Kinglink 22 points23 points ago

Seriously people give it a rest, it's a different subreddit, some people don't subscribe to EVERY subreddit you do.

[–]Anfallen 9 points10 points ago

Maybe I should post it in every subreddit to make sure everyone sees it. Wouldn't want anybody to miss out.

[–]Kinglink 8 points9 points ago

If it's appropriate. why not? 2432 either didn't care it's a repost, or didn't see the original.

I understand we don't like reposts, but not everyone watches every subreddit, so if it occurs in a different subreddit, you don't have to grouse that it's on the front page of a second one.

[–]nexxus-s 3 points4 points ago

I don't fuckin understand why you were being downvoted. I didn't see it in /r/funny even though I am fuckin subd to it, but I saw this one. People are seriously fucked up, they need any chance to be jerks.

[–]flamuchz 0 points1 point ago

It's getting fucking stupid isn't it.

Oh and fuck you OP, fuck you very much you karmawhoring cuntbag.

[–]davidquick 0 points1 point ago

xpost?

[–]linkrobin -2 points-1 points ago

No, a REPOST. He didn't even claim that it was an X-post, what a douche bag.

[–]davidquick 1 point2 points ago

no, it was an xpost even if he didnt claim it. Was there another post of this material in /r/wtf?

[–]nexxus-s 0 points1 point ago

OMG a REPOST!!!! HOW DARE HE!!!!! I think you should sue him for wasting your valuable time!!

[–]citykidjunior -1 points0 points ago

There's a downvote for that. (similar to the one I just gave you).

[–]ActionKermit 0 points1 point ago

Repost?

[–]EvilHom3r -3 points-2 points ago

It's not a repost if it's to a different subreddit. A lot of people don't go to /r/Funny since it became a subpar version of /r/reddit.com (not that /r/WTF has been much better lately...).

[–]ChadwickHenryWard 1 point2 points ago

Didn't I just downvote this?

[–]futureisscrupulous 0 points1 point ago

How do you know which one was first? They both say 3 hours ago.

[–]1a2a3a4a0p9p 6 points7 points ago

Hover over the text and you can see the exact time it was posted.

[–]SamuraiSevens -1 points0 points ago

this should cheer you up!

[–]brodie21 -1 points0 points ago

[–]SaladFengasPapit 15 points16 points ago

Sticking it to the man.

[–]smartalecky 61 points62 points ago

He's getting a taste of the long dick of the law.

[–]iceisice 9 points10 points ago

[–]UTclimber 8 points9 points ago

I'm pretty sure that video is in English... but I have absolutely no idea what was said.

[–]RagingAsthma 5 points6 points ago

A horse mounting a pig.

[–]johnny861 16 points17 points ago

Mounted Patrol.

[–]Frack-Star 8 points9 points ago

A horse fucking a pig?

[–]diggemigre 17 points18 points ago

In Soviet Russia horse rides you.

[–]Epistaxis 12 points13 points ago

Judging from the "GARDA" logos I would guess that's Capitalist Ireland.

[–]TheBestSoviet 0 points1 point ago

I can confirm this.

[–]freebeers 5 points6 points ago

Cop buddy movies will never run out of story lines.

[–]LordOfVeneration 2 points3 points ago

2 guys 1 horse anyone?...if you don't know, DO NOT LOOK THIS UP, you will regret it.

[–]bbqmachete 4 points5 points ago

You talking about Mr. Hands?

[–]LordOfVeneration 5 points6 points ago

Maybe, if the guy who takes it up the ass and dies name is Mr. Hands.

[–]bbqmachete 0 points1 point ago

Yep, same one. They even made a movie about it. On my phone, so no link right now.

[–]Hanselhoff27 1 point2 points ago

Is that the one where the dude takes the whole horse dick up his ass and dies from it?

[–]LordOfVeneration 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that's the one.

[–]Be_Gentle_Im_New 2 points3 points ago

How would one go about acquiring variable color on ones penis? Looks like a neat party trick...

[–]Niamhel 2 points3 points ago

Who's a sexy Garda?

[–]derp_johnson 1 point2 points ago

[–]jxj24 1 point2 points ago

Just give the horse a handie already and then everybody can head off for a drink. A stiff one.

[–]vainamo- 1 point2 points ago

"STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!"

[–]desquibnt 1 point2 points ago

Did this just happen or something? Because there are 3 pictures on the front page from this incident

[–]iliketotuesday 1 point2 points ago

[–]MjnSA 1 point2 points ago

sure a horse and a pig can fall in love, but where would they live?

[–]ecmmyers 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of the Oatmeal's anecdote about almost getting horse raped: http://theoatmeal.com/story/eat_horses

[–]mrnightowl 2 points3 points ago

Ohhh, Irish and their role reversals.

[–]Twist3dsoul22 3 points4 points ago

Is he pulling on the horses reins from underneath? im not entirely sure this is an attempted rape by the horse anymore.

[–]_Wilfred_ 0 points1 point ago

AHAHAHA this is a picture of what really happened to Ray Barone's brother from Everybody Loves Raymond.

[–]Ekhart 0 points1 point ago

Best use of a police officer I've ever seen!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It literally just happened....

[–]metrodb 0 points1 point ago

This is what WTF is all about!!!

[–]BigLlamasHouse 0 points1 point ago

Buttercup!

[–]jxj24 0 points1 point ago

"Move along, citizen. Show's over. Nothing to see here."

[–]ExplosmChicken 0 points1 point ago

That poor horse.

[–]StatlerlovesWaldorf 0 points1 point ago

I have clicked on this picture 4 different times now on 4 different links :(

[–]minimalmindman 0 points1 point ago

no, no, you're all wrong.

this is the opening scene of a new gay porn flick called "Rule 34: Police Brutality"

[–]wdgiles 0 points1 point ago

Eazy and Ren would be so proud

[–]PortalGunFun 0 points1 point ago*

Ooh that's dirty. Edit: Thanks, atalkingcow.

[–]atalkingcow 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure its "Ooh that's dirty".

[–]Grisepik 0 points1 point ago

Now i want to join the police-corp. I just have a fondness for big brown horse cocks.

[–]xXMAjoRsONXx 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]YouDontGnomeMe 0 points1 point ago

How is this on the front page twice at the same time.

[–]Crauss 0 points1 point ago

wow- you're pretty good at reposting things from /r/funny arent you?

[–]Sirpatrick33 0 points1 point ago

[–]AppleJackal 0 points1 point ago

Nice Repost.

[–]sharkterritory 0 points1 point ago

I upvoted this just so it could beat the repost.

[–]Ghastily 0 points1 point ago

REEEEEEEEEEPost

[–]baracudaboy 0 points1 point ago

Thats a sexy horse.

[–]tomtom547 0 points1 point ago

lucky...

[–]Shadowglove 0 points1 point ago

Quit horsing around, we got work to do!

[–]Roomy 0 points1 point ago

Fuck the repost of the same thing that's already on the front page.

[–]TheKingOfDownvotes 0 points1 point ago

FUCK YOU REDDIT

[–]karlomac 0 points1 point ago

Look at the size of that Gard-on!

(Fuck yer billy club, I've got a harse outsoide)

[–]daveoodoes 0 points1 point ago

REALLY? It took you an HOUR to repost this? jesus.

[–]Silversilent 0 points1 point ago

Time to determine which was the repost... let the investigation commence!

[–]skinnable 0 points1 point ago

The meme so nice, it front paged twice.

[–]thereal_me 0 points1 point ago

You didn't even get the best one where the horse knocks the cop's hat off with nothing but his schlong.

http://imgur.com/2fbf0

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Really? Same title and everything? Goddammit you guys. This is why we can't have nice things.

[–]CopperPipe 0 points1 point ago

Only in Ireland...

[–]Soft_Serve88 0 points1 point ago

I just came to say I've also seen this picture four times in the first three pages. Whichever one of you is the re-reposter or even the re-re-reposter will pay, somehow.

[–]bigpapi1337 0 points1 point ago

I miss Mr. hands.

[–]lamenta3 0 points1 point ago

Put the Brazzers logo on it and be done with it, already.

[–]BlueSlime 0 points1 point ago

I think he was probing the Horse to see if it was hiding weed in its anus... things just escalated very quickly.

[–]thatusernameisal 0 points1 point ago

Finally a cop is getting what he deserved.

[–]Gates9 0 points1 point ago

Jesus, this guy had a bad fucking day.

[–]pissflap 0 points1 point ago

im sort of surprised the cops didnt shoot the horse 20 or 30 times in the back and claim self defense.

...but with a cock like that thumping around his asshole, im guessing executing the horse might have been self defense after all.

[–]ohmygodbees 0 points1 point ago

uh, this was posted an hour before you, where it belongs, in r/funny. go to hell.

[–]pweet 0 points1 point ago

They're just dicking around.

[–]thelaughingbuddha 0 points1 point ago

This is why workplace romances never work out.

[–]TheGreenShepherd 0 points1 point ago

I would like to buy that horse a beer.

[–]Sirtroz 0 points1 point ago

look at that ass he was asking for it

[–]Hobo_Phobic 0 points1 point ago

TIL horses have spotted dicks.

[–]_River_Song_ 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry to say this has been reposted to 9gag.... http://m.9gag.com/gag/3682709

[–]jmact1 0 points1 point ago

Is that a night stick?

[–]chewbaccard 0 points1 point ago

Still a better love story than Twilight

[–]JonMW -1 points0 points ago

No, no, no. Twilight is fucking over, it's not topical any more, stop bringing it up.

[–]Morgester 0 points1 point ago

Reeeeepoooost!!!

[–]jewboselecta -2 points-1 points ago*

At least it isn't a remote, that'd be gay

[EDIT] cleary the reference was missed

[–]TheOneWhoKnocksBitch -3 points-2 points ago

What's wrong with being gay?

[–]meriadocdog 0 points1 point ago

Yeah!

[–]ghostofanimus -3 points-2 points ago

ha take that coppers!

[–]TheLemans -1 points0 points ago

Literally

[–]sweYoda -1 points0 points ago

Damn, that's a fat police, he is so fat he looks as big as a horse.

[–]downwithxpc -1 points0 points ago

I now understand what NWA was singing about.

[–]Chug_bleach -1 points0 points ago

Fuck the reposts

[–]blaze_all_day -1 points0 points ago

There's 3 copies of this shit. Two in /r/wtf and one in /r/funny. Only idiots view /r/new.