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College Freshman (i.imgur.com)

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[–]a4moondoggy 35 points36 points ago

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As a 28 year old about to go back to college...I support this message.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Dojinsan 5 points6 points ago

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amen

[–]boonesbane 0 points1 point ago

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pro tip for how to have no fun for 4 years.

[–]NoUrImmature 37 points38 points ago

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Good thing sponges prevent pregnancy.

[–]ncjenkin 31 points32 points ago

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I think I'm sponge worthy.

[–]Mozzy 14 points15 points ago

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I have to explain this joke so often. I need new friends.

[–]ncjenkin 3 points4 points ago

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Can I be your new friend!?

[–]zabuma 1 point2 points ago

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I too understand this reference. May I partake in the sharing of friendship? I will provide ample fruitcake and all the carrot juice your heart desires!

[–]MagicTypewriter 1 point2 points ago

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Bring back the box of raisins and its a deal

[–]Mechanox3000 1 point2 points ago

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We'll let Ms. Benes make the final call on that, good sir ;D

[–]redbullhamster 7 points8 points ago

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Oh god. The way I used to walk around town with a pack of guys from my dorm and just walk into house parties like it was ok.

[–]TheMagicUpvoteFairy 4 points5 points ago

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If only it was that easy...

[–]polishwaffle 4 points5 points ago

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Real life college freshman here. This hits unfortunately close to home.

[–]br13_can 3 points4 points ago

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I read this in Spongebob's voice. Day is made

[–]That_Dude_Dozer 4 points5 points ago

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After you saying that I went back to re-read in said squarepants voice. I was not displeased.

[–]recteur_36 2 points3 points ago

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I came looking for booty

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[–]godlessatheist 0 points1 point ago

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The Boondocks. Funny TV show hopefully they have a fourth season.

[–]Doctor_Sauce 2 points3 points ago

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My college had the freshmen class arrive one week early for an extended 'orientation' before classes started. During this time, there were activities and such for the students to get to know each other. The highlight of the week was a "harbor cruise" - basically, everyone got blasted, hopped on one of a dozen buses, and then dance partied/hung out on a boat for a few hours.

Anyways, I do my part and got a bunch of drinks in me. I'm feeling great, looking forward to the night. I get on the bus and it's packed, which means I have to sit in the front. Whatever, time to make some more friends. I turn to the Asian kid who I sat down next to

Me: "Hey, I'm Doctor_Sauce"

Asian: "I'm here to touch girls!"

At the time, I was blown away by that response to my greeting. It turns out that he has Asperger's or some shit, and over the next 4 years, he repeatedly outdid himself.

TL;DR Freshman is here to touch girls. truestory.jpg

[–]Ti_Tidder 10 points11 points ago

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repost RAGE!

[–]Circlejerk_Leak 11 points12 points ago

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Ron Paul will eliminate wasteful government reposts.

[–]Metacirclejerk_Leak 7 points8 points ago

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Ron Paul isn't the hero we want or deserve. But he's the hero we need.

[–]Generation_Why 1 point2 points ago

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And you're paying thousands of dollars to do so!

[–]HappyFlaps 1 point2 points ago

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If you wear a bow tie to a party, you will get laid.

I don't care if you are a sponge.

[–]cmdood 1 point2 points ago

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Fuckin repost. No upvote for you!

[–]cocacola111 1 point2 points ago

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Am I the only one who remembers this repost or is there a glitch in the matrix?

[–]lok_jokey 0 points1 point ago

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Yes I noticed it too

[–]haphapz 4 points5 points ago

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And soon to be "College Dropout".

[–]LifeGreen 1 point2 points ago

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Repost!

[–]SpongeBad 0 points1 point ago

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Hmmm...not sure whether to approve or disapprove

[–]balladavid 0 points1 point ago

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It was really funny the first time.

[–]PotatoSlammer 0 points1 point ago

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So fly for a sponge guy.

[–]lok_jokey 0 points1 point ago

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Who else read this spongebobs voice

[–]TheKnash 0 points1 point ago

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What if I told you....

The OP is 14.

[–]kingdavecako[S] 0 points1 point ago

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What if I told you that my karma income is quickly growing at an unstoppable rate.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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Who is upvoting this idiocy?

[–]ddam -1 points0 points ago

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And fuck bitches you shall

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