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[–]NeroSkwid 399 points400 points ago

I hate the fact that I hear the noise in my head of a ball going into the hole every time I see this.

[–]dsgnz 119 points120 points ago

[–]CAPS_LOCK_USERNAME 31 points32 points ago

Now I finally have what I needed to masturbate.

[–]Sramone 9 points10 points ago

Candystand mini golf

[–]Ehle_Aficionado 1 point2 points ago

Stayed home sick one day in 7th grade and shot a 20!

[–]Sramone 1 point2 points ago

Not bad, as soon as i heard the sound clip i said "fuck work, lets play"

[–]jennaberry 3 points4 points ago

I got it to time perfectly

[–]pagit 0 points1 point ago

That's also the sound of her using the toilet.

[–]Hanselhoff27 116 points117 points ago

I just wish it would go through and pop out her mouth, only to roll into another girls ass.

[–]JordyMOOcow 37 points38 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]mrsticknote 40 points41 points ago

ʘ‿ʘ

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

i am up voting this because im drunk . i would most likely upvote this comment if i was sober but

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

[–]theodrixx 4 points5 points ago

The Human Minigolf Course

[–]snowbound_again 2 points3 points ago

You just triggered Rule #34

[–]NeroSkwid 0 points1 point ago

Hole in one, YOU WON A FREE GAME!

[–]Wetworks24 0 points1 point ago

The Human Centipede 2, coming soon to theaters near you.

[–]brodie7838 14 points15 points ago

But did you hear the golf clap?

[–]ableskittle 18 points19 points ago

he caught the golf clap

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[–]WTF_NSFW 14 points15 points ago

[–]shitsfuckedupalot 10 points11 points ago

thank you very little

[–]jekrump 30 points31 points ago

I thought I was the only one! what a relief.

[–]zentenai 29 points30 points ago

Surprisingly, other people play and/or watch golf.

[–]empw 9 points10 points ago

get out of town!

[–]ozpunk 1 point2 points ago

And a smattering of light applause from the crowd...
Now will he reach in and hold the ball up for the cameras?

[–]pharix 1 point2 points ago

exactly ;_;

[–]Godzilla03 1 point2 points ago

Oh my god.....

[–]Stutenandi 3 points4 points ago

Hahaha, I heard it too!

[–]empw 166 points167 points ago

Okay, how does one's asshole gape like that? That is the most unnatural shit ever.

[–]SodiumEthylXanthate 114 points115 points ago

Buttplugs.... buttplugs everywhere...

[–]BBsweetness 26 points27 points ago

It's like gauges for your butthole instead of your ears.

[–]Carbun 150 points151 points ago

(and soon) Diapers.... diapers everywhere...

[–]Peter_Nincompoop 57 points58 points ago

It's probably a clear tube

[–]Twist3dsoul22[S] 76 points77 points ago

[–]ncsubowen 20 points21 points ago

I was actually wondering to myself - how are they going to get that out?

[–]freeballer 0 points1 point ago

Garden hose?

[–]DGCA 15 points16 points ago

Today I learned I'm attracted to some really weird shit.

[–]nettaherpderp 6 points7 points ago

I'm with you o_q

[–]dearbill 54 points55 points ago

i hated watching this.

[–]leftsideofthelane 26 points27 points ago

Why? I though it was pretty tame and awesome.

[–]iPresentBen 4 points5 points ago

I hated watching this.

But I bet you watched it over and over again

[–]dearbill 9 points10 points ago

but i poop from there

[–]Derpfacewunderkind 6 points7 points ago

not right now you don't!

[–]Twist3dsoul22[S] 9 points10 points ago

yup not sure why anyone would even make it. I found it funny because its so horribly stupid.

[–]sepiaknight 1 point2 points ago

How do they even feel that?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

You mean you hated watching this all 14 times? Yea me too.

[–]Dannjja_zone 23 points24 points ago

Oh god the sound of it going in...ಠ_ಠ

[–]rahr12341 18 points19 points ago

16:01 ಠ_ಠ

[–]TrumanZi 11 points12 points ago

I nearly shat myself with laughter at 16:35

[–]rahr12341 13 points14 points ago

When ass juice hit the screen I died

[–]Jabbathematt 8 points9 points ago

I've never actually seen Santorum before.

[–]scartinator 4 points5 points ago

I kinda wanted to watch this (not sure why...) but now I'm not so sure ಠ_ಠ

[–]mentallyvexed 4 points5 points ago

I've seen some stuff on the internet, but a girl blasting a baseball sized object out of her ass with force is still startling.

[–]jcanci 1 point2 points ago

In that case you have not seen nearly enough.

[–]knurdshogun 0 points1 point ago

lol... omg... i just threw up a little in my mouth. people are so weird sometimes.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

you say clear tube but when it comes out you can see that it is 2/3 of a small soda bottle that has had the tapered top cut off. You can see the bottom of the bottle when the young lady takes it out of the other young ladies ass and licks it.

[–]racerx52 10 points11 points ago

Awesome.

[–]systemlord 2 points3 points ago

LOL....

for science....

and future reference...

[–]corbygray528 1 point2 points ago

So much science!

[–]_Robotz 2 points3 points ago

I watched that for way too long.

[–]Nithoren 2 points3 points ago

Which one of you brave souls shared this on G+?

[–]Daimonin_123 0 points1 point ago

dare I click this...

[–]king_gidorah 6 points7 points ago

...depends

[–]methoxeta 2 points3 points ago

She put a plastic cup in, the ball goes into the cup.

[–]omnomnomnomnomnomn0m 1 point2 points ago

Muscles relaxers and it can go back easily

[–]BBsweetness 0 points1 point ago

And the most disgusting thing ever. I wonder if she accidentally shits her pants a lot?

[–]jimitonic 0 points1 point ago

Well the easy answer is lots and lots of practice, but there's also some sort of shunt in there keeping it open. Most likely a clear plastic tube. You can kind of see where her ass is starting to close over it a little.

[–]A_Slow_Descent 118 points119 points ago

[–]Incognetus 15 points16 points ago

I wonder how many times he actually did that.

[–]IHateNicolasCage 60 points61 points ago

Putt putt in the butt?

[–]oenoneshore 22 points23 points ago

i said putt putt in the butt i said putt putt in the butt

[–]smartalecky 39 points40 points ago

Now I've got a reason to break out the clubs and work on my short game again.

[–]frid 11 points12 points ago

I have trouble with my approach shot.

[–]t3h_jream 35 points36 points ago

This is where my mind went...

[–]ICUMEDONBATMAN 10 points11 points ago

MR.Bucket, NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[–]Dopethrown 2 points3 points ago

Wow, if only you had the same reservations about Batman.

[–]redkey42 27 points28 points ago

What have these women done to their butts.... Butt holes do not gape like that... What the hell...

[–]Intrexa 51 points52 points ago

Shitting must be so easy. A bit inconvenient that you no longer can control when and where it happens, but it would be so easy.

[–]LonelyNixon[!] 0 points1 point ago

This is one of the many reasons why I could never be gay. I pride myself on my rectal integrity and ability to hold in a poo. Anal sex is not good.

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[–]antimattern 39 points40 points ago

The sphincter is just a muscle. Being able to relax it further than others doesn't mean it won't contract all the way and cause incontinence.

Now if you were to tear it, that would be another story. But that's not what usually happens. People who can gape this far spent quite a while working their way up, similar to how you gradually get more flexible doing yoga.

[–]LonelyNixon[!] 3 points4 points ago

This isn't just relaxing your sphincter it's stretching yourself out. Your rear doesn't normally extend to lengths like that of the gif/movie or goatse. You can try kegels to strengthen the sphincter and see if that works but there is a definite alteration in your resting tightness.

[–]Zugzub 16 points17 points ago

I don't know. I've shit some pretty big turds in my life

[–]pooerh 2 points3 points ago

You know little about what you're talking about. Think about doing a split - at first, it seems impossible and hurts like hell. After a while you can make it further and further. Doesn't mean you can never again stand straight up normally, does it?

[–]Stingray88 1 point2 points ago

False. There is no irreversible stretching going on here.

What you're suggesting is as commonly believed as permanently stretching out a vagina. Unless you tear something, it will always be able to go back to how it was.

Source: personal experience

[–]Newtonyd 13 points14 points ago

Don't know if this is common, but my gay friend tells me he doesn't like anal sex, and a lot of the boyfriend's he's had don't like it either, so they just do other stuff.

[–]Twist3dsoul22[S] 11 points12 points ago

They are using clear butt plugs. but the fact that they can actually fit butt plugs that large is still messed up.

[–]RobCoPKC 39 points40 points ago

[–]REtoasted 8 points9 points ago

This reminds me of that creepy Sasha Grey thing I came across and couldn't stop watching. She was a bunny pooping out larger than golf ball sized balls....

Oh cheese this is the internet. Happy Easter!

[–]brandonlieng 1 point2 points ago

We're so good at finding porn its incredible.

[–]REtoasted 2 points3 points ago

It's true. I feel like such a dirty girl.... :(

[–]LouisianaBob 2 points3 points ago

After you said sasha grey I already knew the video. I've seen too much. Feels bad, man.

[–]Hubbell 2 points3 points ago

I literally just finished beating off 5 minutes ago and come to this thread and you link that video. FML and fuck reddit.

[–]nyohkitteh 1 point2 points ago

WTF. So she poops out the balls from her ass and the other girl is just like, hm, my mouth is a good place for these now. AH!

[–]fiftyacorns 5 points6 points ago

Is this Tiger Woods new training video?

[–]KyleOfDevryInstitute 18 points19 points ago

How does she trust a fart?

[–]growamustache 4 points5 points ago

Never trust a fart...

[–]ocdad 4 points5 points ago

no kidding. i demand an AMA!

[–]Twist3dsoul22[S] 3 points4 points ago

Well there you go, it is real!

[–]PlumRugofDoom 7 points8 points ago

⊙▃⊙

[–]fatanteater 6 points7 points ago

I imagined one of those quiet, soft speaking golf announcers saying "Amazing, this is just amazing. What a shot."

[–]Negative-Zero 6 points7 points ago

If something goes far enough up there, it'll get stuck.

http://carnalnation.com/content/7919/13/something-stuck-my-butt-and-i-cant-get-it-out

[–]PiGaKiLa 7 points8 points ago

Anything you put in your butt should have a flange at the end big enough to keep it from getting sucked in there...your butthole can do a lot more than you probably think it can, you should have a backup retrieval system on your butt toy, such as a string that stays outside you that a simple tug will remove the toy.

Those are some sage words indeed...helped make me the man I am today.

[–]megatom0 5 points6 points ago

They have these clear plastic tubes in their asses that have a bottom. It is kind of like a clear plastic cup basically. Don't worry it's...er...safe.

[–]Nyxian 4 points5 points ago

Everything seemed okay, until they started to need to tell people "If it has teeth, get to the emergency room". Faith in humanity drops a bit when people are shoving hamsters up their asses.

[–]IamAhamsterAMA 10 points11 points ago

Shoving what where now? ಠ_ಠ

[–]Volcomrock808 1 point2 points ago

I would say this is your moment, but I've seen this happen to you before.

[–]orivar 1 point2 points ago

WTF did I just read? Do they think people with something up their ass will calmly go over it, or just that they'll read it some other time and try to remember in case they lose something up their ass in the future?

[–]TigBittys22 32 points33 points ago

Up voting because your title made me giggle.

[–]Twist3dsoul22[S] 23 points24 points ago

Up voting your comment because you used the word giggle.

[–]littlebrendan 11 points12 points ago

aw u guise

[–]JD5 8 points9 points ago

[–]WorldCorruption 2 points3 points ago

lol

[–]mrnightowl 5 points6 points ago

So these women are the ones my grandpa told me about when he said "Just rub the sides once and awhile"

[–]Bofa-on-the-Sofa 4 points5 points ago

So...when is the reverse GIF coming....?

[–]hackisucker 2 points3 points ago

[–]B0rgore 2 points3 points ago

How can she be smiling whilst this going on?

[–]4869141231392 3 points4 points ago

I hope she brought another pair of pants..she might get a hole in one..

[–]treezum 1 point2 points ago

Ball in a cup!

[–]L1ft3d_R3s3arCh 1 point2 points ago

Except the ball isn't attached to a string...

[–]heerus 3 points4 points ago

HOW THE FUCK is her anus hole that big?

[–]Phaint 1 point2 points ago

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd now i turn off reddit

[–]donkey_punch_kong64 2 points3 points ago

I want to put my head in her anus.

[–]Adamskinater 2 points3 points ago

The fact that she can do that is not worth the fact that she must be constantly vigilant that every one out of 2 times she stands up, she'll end up involuntarily rocketing yoohoo out of that 5-lane expressway.

Still, medically fascinating.

[–]watchesyousleep 2 points3 points ago

I think this is considered a hole in (#)2

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 5 points6 points ago

Anal Acrobats 7, everybody. Thank me later!

[–]Burlap_Thong 1 point2 points ago

Pretty impressive hole in one

[–]DeepRoast 1 point2 points ago

Odd how the ball still has room to move around once it's at the bottom.

This chick must like fire extinguishers.

[–]Lexi_343 1 point2 points ago

I knew it had to have a tube! I mean when a golf ball goes into your butt, it doesn't rattle around!...wait, why do I know that?!

[–]badp4nd4 1 point2 points ago

"Ok so, Ima pay you three hundred dollars and your gonna take a golf ball up the ass like its the eighth hole in mini golf."

"Three hundred dollars!?! oMG of course I'll do it!"

[–]buttking 1 point2 points ago

*golf clap*

[–]oenoneshore 1 point2 points ago

so many questions O.O

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[–]Itonic 1 point2 points ago

oh god

[–]neverlaid 1 point2 points ago

hopefully it's a charity event to repair that chicks ass.

[–]cowzgomoo 1 point2 points ago

[–]cripplingpenis 1 point2 points ago

That's enough internet for today.

[–]evandavis7 1 point2 points ago

Anyone else feel a slight bump in their upper ass when it goes in?

...

Anyone at all?

[–]jentheoctopus 1 point2 points ago

If any post deserves a "Most NSFW" award, it is this. Well done sir.

[–]Natalia_Bandita 1 point2 points ago

how the fuck did they get that out? Did someone just reach on in there?

[–]Turtlz 1 point2 points ago

but then she farts and since her ass is blocked she explodes and the photographer is covered in 'goo', the golfball hits the putter in the eye and explode that too. the rest of the people present subsequently commit suicide from the constant torment of mental image in their minds.

[–]alzabba 1 point2 points ago

That's enough internet for me today.

[–]kittehlove4eva 1 point2 points ago

why can i not stop watching this?!?!

[–]Tr0llzor 1 point2 points ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]MattClack37 1 point2 points ago

And that's enough internet for today :)

[–]limecakes 12 points13 points ago

IDK who would find this stuff attractive. Its disgusting. And it looks painful.

[–]jimmytap 1 point2 points ago

[–]dithery 3 points4 points ago

My exact face.. Well done sir! Fap time postponed

[–]lambaz1 1 point2 points ago

Have I accidentally wandered into r/spacedicks?

[–]touchy610 4 points5 points ago

Why does nobody ever utilize /r/NSFW_WTF?

[–]Twist3dsoul22[S] 44 points45 points ago

I think being surprised with sexual content is more satisfying.

[–]SammyLocked 11 points12 points ago

Wait, WTF goes deeper? I just assumed all of WTF was NSFW, just some more than others.

[–]Nog64 1 point2 points ago

Haha you don't know about /r/spacedicks do you

e: IF YOU DON'T THAT IS A NFSW AND NSFL LINK

[–]lacrosse1991 1 point2 points ago

jesus christ, ive been missing so much :O

[–]Dookiestain_LaFlair 1 point2 points ago

When a woman can stretch her asshole that wide and still keep a pretty smile on her face, you know she's girlfriend material.

[–]Miguelerbee 1 point2 points ago

A hole in bum

[–]RawrXD 1 point2 points ago

What the actual bloody fuck?

[–]Myflyisbreezy 2 points3 points ago

[–]Hairywonderland 0 points1 point ago

Kind of making up for all the boredom i have received from golf existing.

[–]arreter 0 points1 point ago

why did I click on this again?

[–]gaelorian 0 points1 point ago

D:

[–]Hammer_the_Screw 0 points1 point ago

I was waiting for the golf ball to pop back out. I guess this will have to do.

[–]Rowannn 0 points1 point ago

what? how is this even possible?

[–]Anhedonique 0 points1 point ago

I have very mixed feelings about this.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

How does this woman get any tension down there if she's trying to hold in a major load? On another note, every time i go golfing this year i am going to be thinking about this when i putt...

[–]baracudaboy 0 points1 point ago

That just looks so terribly painful. Shudder

[–]ha2liny 0 points1 point ago

Look how she is holding that putter! That pisses me off.

[–]Chiefums 0 points1 point ago

THAT'S FUOCKED UP!! (not a typo)

[–]dirtywook 0 points1 point ago

I actually vomited. Onto my keyboard.

[–]fletch1121 0 points1 point ago

Girl nonchalantly touching herself in the background.

[–]Stratusshot 0 points1 point ago

Source?

[–]queefmonchan 0 points1 point ago

Tiger Woods is the one doing the putting here.

[–]mardi_gras 0 points1 point ago

That does NOT seem safe.

[–]Chill33 0 points1 point ago

Well...im speechless...

[–]FuckingWatchOut 0 points1 point ago

that is enough internet for today...

[–]luv2gro 0 points1 point ago

just when you think the internet has shown you everything

[–]mysn07 0 points1 point ago

Daddy must be proud...

[–]AhrenGxc3 0 points1 point ago

say "ahhh!"

[–]CJ_Guns 0 points1 point ago

I, for one, am not phased. Clearly the women have some sort of cup inserted in their ass to keep it open like that...it's not like they walk around gaping all the time. This looks like it's purely for novelty.

[–]mtgfish 0 points1 point ago

This is pretty fucked up, but upvote because the title is clever.

[–]bravestghost 0 points1 point ago

I really need to start paying attention to what I click on while at work. Autopilot brain doesn't see NSFW tags. ಠ_ಠ

[–]BigJohnful 0 points1 point ago

What no ball return?

[–]mitt-romney 0 points1 point ago

This makes me want to play skee ball.

[–]schneeebly9803 0 points1 point ago

How does she hold a poo?!?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's a hole in two!

[–]christianscanrock 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if gusta...

[–]cicrops 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this before, but with that gif in between this one. I wonder if anyone has it.

[–]supple 1 point2 points ago

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[–]atheist_libertarian 0 points1 point ago

let's see....i'm now almost 28 years old. at 13-14 i experienced my first internet porn as really attractive young women with their nice, natural breasts showing. based on the progression of the past 14 years, i estimate that it will only be about 9 years, 4 months, 3 days until nasty shit like this is the only stuff that can get me off.

/science

[–]phendrenalinedrifts 0 points1 point ago

Two holes in one

[–]theymightbegrand 0 points1 point ago

For the love of anything holy, there better be a link for this.

[–]Gates9 0 points1 point ago

Good way to get an infection.

[–]frenchhornhero 0 points1 point ago

Well that's probably enough Internet today.

[–]Beast_Ice 0 points1 point ago

I know they're only creating porn like this because people demand it, but damn.....

[–]danamos 0 points1 point ago