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[–]BrentBlend 156 points157 points ago

The kid in full camouflage... Dat face

[–][deleted] 114 points115 points ago

He grew up to be Tobey Maguire

[–]time_traveller_ 25 points26 points ago

Which is funny because the kid to the right is obviously pretending to be Spider-man.

[–]DoubleSuperBuzz 1 point2 points ago

This was exactly my first thought.

[–]ironically_hip 49 points50 points ago

Wow, I didn't see him until I read this comment and went back to check. That camo actually worked!

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 26 points27 points ago

Soon.

[–]hankofthehill 20 points21 points ago

Nobody's wearing camouflage....

[–]Pastyourbedtime 7 points8 points ago

C:

[–]sentimentalpirate 5 points6 points ago

SOON...

[–]HYPERNATURL 1 point2 points ago

similarily, the kid with the red polo next to the tall kid

[–]ObligatoryPokemonRef 1 point2 points ago

He's giving the kid in front of him a wedgie.

[–]fatstacks 534 points535 points ago

Can't stop looking at the floating kid looking the wrong way.

[–]StrangeArrangement 28 points29 points ago*

He has not only transcended the trivialities of this corporeal realm, but its laws as well.

[–]TimeTravelMishap 88 points89 points ago

I always knew Asians could fly.

[–]artschoolvillian 202 points203 points ago

I don't think he's floating, nor Asian.

[–]jettrscga 179 points180 points ago

You're right, he's Saiyan.

One day he will fly...

[–]yellowpride 28 points29 points ago

Look at how high his pants are... I dont think he's flying... I think the white kid in the camo is giving him a wedgie... just look at that face... that's the face of evil...

[–]Smoking_Pun 8 points9 points ago

And he's giving that wedgie with one hand in his pocket....so casual!

[–]Envia 12 points13 points ago

This is the whitest bunch of kids I have ever seen. Cannot spot the Asian.

[–]XtremeGnomeCakeover 19 points20 points ago

He's not Asian! That's just a cool haircut!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

a textbook "spock"

[–]letsRACEturtles 10 points11 points ago

you're thinking of birds, not asians

[–]Lunawinter 27 points28 points ago

Gotta love the confused look on the face of the taller boy in grey watching him.

[–]CraineTwo 69 points70 points ago

That's not a confused look, that's a look of "I wish I were that fabulous" with a hint of "I'd tap that".

[–]ItsPrisonTime 28 points29 points ago

and also a smidgen of...

" I want you to draw me like one of your French girls"

[–]JiminyPiminy 4 points5 points ago

Who?

[–]lightheat 4 points5 points ago

Parent comment likely referring to the boy in the blue shirt looking left, not the cover model to the right, FYI. But as an isolated comment, yes, I agree with you.

[–]poopsnakes 341 points342 points ago

haha everyone in this picture is hilarious and awkward in a different way.

[–]jimmystew 261 points262 points ago

There's a kid wearing a silk shirt and no shoes. He doesn't have time to give fucks.

[–]Morbo_the_Anihilator 10 points11 points ago

several of the kids are dressed up and shoeless, for whatever reason.

[–]padmadfan 1 point2 points ago

The runners don't get shoes on the commune. Don't even need the electric fences any more.

[–]hotasmonkeys 1 point2 points ago

Because fuck shoes.

[–]lasercutpizza 56 points57 points ago

New Zealand.

[–]gfixler 1 point2 points ago

He's doesn't have time to give worries.

[–]eallen1 17 points18 points ago

I laughed so suddenly and loudly at this comment that I woke my roommate up.

[–]PenisBlood 17 points18 points ago

I call that a cannon laugh.

[–]ani625 6 points7 points ago

He's a kid. See?

[–]3LollipopZ-1Red2Blue 1 point2 points ago

The CADBURY kid? Jeeez... Those eyebrows.

[–]JSBUCK 1 point2 points ago

I lost my shit after seeing this comment...I knew the risks of browsing r/funny while in class, and I do not regret my decision one bit. I wanted to skip comp. programming today anyways, so jokes on you professor! I WANTED TO GET KICKED OUT OF CLASS!!!

[–]Lvl_6_Squirtle 61 points62 points ago

Check out that tall kid just eyeing Kid Vogue over there.

[–]jaurk 24 points25 points ago

He wants that kid so bad, you can see it in his eyes.

[–]BiGTeX8605 1 point2 points ago

Straight up, I found him after looking over everyone else for some reason. He's looking at him thinking "ha look at this kid"

And the kid in the blue shirt is like "oh look a butterfly" lmao

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

He's the only "normal" looking one (even though he looks like a bit of a dandy).

[–]jaycrew 81 points82 points ago

Camouflage rapist is clearly the most dangerous of the bunch.

[–]Bigchoof 10 points11 points ago

omg didn't see that kid at all. he has the skills of a token black child

[–]Down_With_The_Crown 1 point2 points ago

Soon...

[–]stupidandroid 26 points27 points ago

This picture has so much going on in it, I think I lold several different times! Vogue kid, kid to the left of him looking at vogue kid with a "wtf is he doing" face. Silk shirt kid in the front with no shoes, floating Asian kid looking the wrong way, who for some reason is the only one wearing a name tag. Girls in the back who are way taller than everyone else. Camo kid with the evil grin. So entertaining.

[–]plantsaretheorigin 4 points5 points ago

You forgot the kid on the far left with no hands.

[–]Gavalar 1 point2 points ago

It's like a "Where's Wally?" of awkward photos

[–]Rich_Dunn 43 points44 points ago

Can you photoshoppers do that face thing that always makes me laugh? So many options, do one for every kid. Thanks.

[–]LiamJoseph 71 points72 points ago

[–]varemia 15 points16 points ago

Really nice job keeping the vogue kid's glasses on.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

This deserves more up votes, and possibly an x-post to r/creepy.

[–]Isaac_Clarke_Is_Dead 2 points3 points ago

MOTHEROFGOD....THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MARTY FELDMAN

[–]Hawk082 3 points4 points ago

lofuckingl at the kid in the front with the blue shirt.

[–]Oxilili 1 point2 points ago

GG!!

[–]Maggins 110 points111 points ago

[–]Sharradan 12 points13 points ago

[–]princessbananas 4 points5 points ago

Thank you. Just. Thank you.

[–]Gavalar 3 points4 points ago

That's actually one of the creepiest fucking things I've ever seen

[–]MyLazySundays 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for making me laugh!

[–]svullenballe 14 points15 points ago

The one who's holding the bottom of his shirt in a weird way and smiling creepily. The one with insanely long legs and the tiny torso. This pic is a goldmine.

[–]hankofthehill 27 points28 points ago

It's that awkward, pre-teen age that we all went through and all shudder to recall.

I can't deal with pre-teens at my age because of my scumbag brain. I just keep thinking about how I was at that age. Exploring my body without proper sanitary precautions, requiring daily grooming but simply disregarding it, etc. How 5th-8th grade teachers deal with these awkward kids all day, I'll never know.

[–]eMigo 14 points15 points ago

They look indoctrinated to me, must be some religious school or something.

[–]spaessken 15 points16 points ago

The two oldest girls give it away, right?

[–]ChoadFarmer 3 points4 points ago

To me it looks like some kind of religious summer camp in the western US somewhere. The buildings in the back look like the dorm type cabins you stay in. And obviously the 4 girls in the back are dressed very conservatively.

[–]JumpinOnThingsIsFun 72 points73 points ago

"Strike a pose"

Kid delivered.

Madonna would be proud.

[–]--iMartijn-- 2 points3 points ago

I think he's more hardcore and refers to the malcolm mclaren early adaption of vogue.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXeqnhErMMs

[–]pannedcakes 4 points5 points ago

Pssh... he's clearly referencing the pre-mainstream mid-80's NYC underground LGBT ball walks a la Paris is Burning: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtMtMy0ndo0

[–]ChangeTheL1ghts 67 points68 points ago

"Sprockets! Now we dance!"

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Now is ze time on Sprockets vhen ve dance!

http://imgur.com/a/uH4MH

[–]upt 17 points18 points ago

I hit CTRL+F to find this joke -- you're doing it right.

[–]jbromley 8 points9 points ago

Would you like to touch my monkey?

[–]The_Ginja_Ninja 6 points7 points ago

TOUCH IT!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

[–]Rich_Dunn 2 points3 points ago

classic faith hilling

[–]ultrafetzig 2 points3 points ago

This is the only correct joke in this thread.

[–]BuffaloBuffalo 1 point2 points ago

I give him only a nein out of fourteen, Dieter. NEIN!

[–]BunsonHoneydew 48 points49 points ago

Mormon family portrait.

[–]FetidFeet 21 points22 points ago

That explains the bare feet.

[–]padmadfan 8 points9 points ago

And poorly repressed homosexuality.

[–]ButteredPastry 193 points194 points ago

[–]perezidentt 116 points117 points ago

[–]nostalgic_blast 71 points72 points ago

[–]perezidentt 36 points37 points ago

[–]Acidyo 27 points28 points ago

Why.

[–]TimmyFTW 34 points35 points ago

Gay thugs need love too, homes.

[–]dhpii 6 points7 points ago

[–]LittlePieceOfMe 65 points66 points ago

Cause there is gay thugs that wanna date?

[–]ani625 36 points37 points ago

[–]IFUCKINGLOVEMETH 23 points24 points ago

Skaters gonna skate.

[–]--iMartijn-- 4 points5 points ago

Any background info on that?

It's awesome. I think more gangsta's should wear rollerskates! Imagine what it can do to drive-by shootings!

[–]Dee_tawb 3 points4 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1UaKGAow7s I believe they were a group of comedians.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

...those legs are fucking nice, dude.

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points ago

"Quick! Act natural!"

[–]RonWisely 7 points8 points ago

This should be higher up.

[–]Hiroshima 21 points22 points ago

I thought the title said 'vague,' so I spent 5 minutes trying to figure out what was so unclear about him. Fuck.

[–]abkleinig 3 points4 points ago

me too. was convinced it had something to do with the kid not looking at the camera. how the fuck can someone look vague?

[–]MachuApple 21 points22 points ago

How many people have gone back and forth between the picture and this thread after reading each comment?

[–]Hidesratheism 42 points43 points ago

I'm getting the homeschooler field trip vibe

[–]cynthiadangus 8 points9 points ago

I'm guessing they went to some really boring and monotonous place, like a butter churn factory or a liturgical press. For snack time they probably had orange drink and rice krispie squares that one of the parents volunteered to make.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

A butter churn factory? You mean like an Amish community?

[–]stratosaurus 12 points13 points ago

Why do I see the McPoyle sister in the back?

[–]SpoonyJank 56 points57 points ago

Draw me... Like one of your French girls.

[–]ullee 72 points73 points ago

Am I the only one that noticed all these kids are crazy homogeneous?

[–]Lovtel 62 points63 points ago

White people.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

ZZZZZ BORING! AMIRIGHT

[–]TruKiller 23 points24 points ago

Looks like West Virginia to me.

[–]cornfrontation 19 points20 points ago

Looks like a family photo to me, judging by the age range. (Notice the toddler being held on the left?) Probably all the cousins at a family reunion.

[–]408m 9 points10 points ago

Cousins wear name tags? (look at the hovering above ground kid)

[–]cornfrontation 9 points10 points ago

My grandma made us all wear name tags at our last gathering, and there are far fewer of us.

[–]Zarokima 2 points3 points ago

He's also looking the wrong way. He might be the "slow" member of the family.

[–]watutalkinboutwillis 5 points6 points ago

Iowa.

[–]GrayStudios 2 points3 points ago

I know lots of people's reaction is "must be (insert middle America state here)" but I think it's more common than you think. I knew one black person until 6th grade, and I grew up an hour from Detroit.

[–]snickles19 10 points11 points ago

all dem teef.

[–]Balhtem 18 points19 points ago

Boo Radley?

[–]k_fab 8 points9 points ago

district 12

[–]CariniGambarini 6 points7 points ago

MORMONS!!

[–]ms_aberration 7 points8 points ago

I spy Sarah Plain, and Tall

[–]CraineTwo 11 points12 points ago

I definitely read that as "I spy Sarah Palin, and Tall"

[–]guntycankles 6 points7 points ago

That's the gay Duggar.

[–]kanahmal 10 points11 points ago

Well that was nice of Dave Grohl to pose in this camp's picture.

[–]ger_guy 14 points15 points ago

[–]rook2pawn 49 points50 points ago

[–]letsRACEturtles 9 points10 points ago

i'd have really enjoyed it if you left the kid in camouflage alone..

[–]SmoothMoveFerguson 7 points8 points ago

Well since you asked, no. You aren't doing it right. The kid on the right is funny because of his stance not his face. You were supposed to zoom in on one of the strange looking girls in the back.

[–]space-jay 15 points16 points ago

Is there a subreddit for only these?

[–]Lvl_6_Squirtle 17 points18 points ago

6 readers? MAKE THAT SEVEN

[–]iseeyoutroll 7 points8 points ago

EIGHT

[–]scrash 4 points5 points ago

i miss these

[–]lopras 4 points5 points ago

i havent laughed this hard in a while

[–]ATribeCalledBreast 12 points13 points ago

racial diversity

[–]Joshivity 122 points123 points ago

Am I the only one who looked at most of these kids and thought they were at Camp Ugly?

[–]Godtiermasturbator 42 points43 points ago

Yeah, and it has a Bible-camp vibe to it as well.

[–]cynthiadangus 9 points10 points ago

Yeah, I feel those vibes especially from Sarah Plain and Tall in the back there. Creepy.

[–]sydwaz8 2 points3 points ago

Is it wrong that in this thread context I read that as Sarah Palin and Tall?

[–]letsRACEturtles 69 points70 points ago

they're entering that awkward teenage phase, i was kinda ugly before puberty, but turned out pretty okay

[–]ItsPrisonTime 83 points84 points ago

I was a fat white kid and now I'm a fucking hot black guy.

[–]Marski 60 points61 points ago

I was a fat white kid and now I'm fucking a hot black guy.

FTFY

[–]Zarokima 3 points4 points ago

More cushion for the pushin'. Thug lyfe, yo.

[–]theheartofgold 3 points4 points ago

I was a fat white kid too. Now I'm a fat white adult.

[–]sensationality 55 points56 points ago

Or so you think...

[–]Lvl_6_Squirtle 27 points28 points ago

[–]War_Junkie 24 points25 points ago

Just because your mom says something doesn't mean it's true.

[–]bonjourdan 5 points6 points ago

Oh god, the turning point. I was heinous.

[–]doubleyoshi 10 points11 points ago

Nope, just super white. All kids are ugly.

[–]Festivalen 12 points13 points ago

Idra?

[–]schwenks 5 points6 points ago

[–]jakesalive 15 points16 points ago

[–]DaftFred1153 1 point2 points ago

Bitch got style...

[–]IRBabpoon 4 points5 points ago

"Nooooow SPIDERMAN! "

[–]DoNot_Eat 3 points4 points ago

I just like the fact that the one kid is looking at him like "haaaaaaayyy".

[–]Bobxdd 3 points4 points ago

My body is ready.

[–]ranthria 3 points4 points ago

Is it just me, or are these children ALL very strange looking?

[–]Soapz 4 points5 points ago

What did they do to these children?

[–]elmarko44 19 points20 points ago

normally I'd ask "which kid is mentally challenged?", but in this pic, "which kid ** isn't** mentally challenged?

[–]Maxables 7 points8 points ago

I felt terrible for thinking the exact same thing. But now that I see you posted this comment, I feel much better!

[–]Pastyourbedtime 5 points6 points ago

That guy in the back has pigtails

[–]KahlyFace 2 points3 points ago

There's like two kids doing the "soon" face O_O

[–]Fluser-070 2 points3 points ago*

Troll level: Home schooled

[–]BJabs 2 points3 points ago

This picture is the funniest when you look at all the kids from left to right. Hahahaha. Each kid has their own special vibe, and then Bam! Modeling time.

All of these kids keep it real.

[–]supersharma 2 points3 points ago

He looks like a young Salman Rushdie.

[–]wearethesee 5 points6 points ago

Wow an entire grade school class of future karma whores

[–]declarationtobrennan 4 points5 points ago

"Just casually leaning against the wall thinking about life, I swear I'm not a model."- Kid on the right.

[–]letter_experiment 1 point2 points ago

Either that, or he has a deathly fear of cameras

[–]alphaxistephie 1 point2 points ago

are they all related?

[–]nachogonzalaz 1 point2 points ago

Hansel! He's so hot right now! Hansel!

[–]Causative 1 point2 points ago

He's just high as a kite and afraid he's going to fall off the wall.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

that kid is so peter parker (post-spider bite)

[–]highgih 1 point2 points ago

Kid in the red shirt with white stripes: Future serial killer. Calling it now.

[–]Roganjoshua 1 point2 points ago

When I saw it I thought the boy was saying "Damn it, OctoCamo isn't working!"

[–]amyrajk 1 point2 points ago

"Oh, you were taking my picture?"

[–]interputed 1 point2 points ago

I like the kung-fu master in the white shirt.

[–]cuddles666 1 point2 points ago

SPROCKETS!

You may touch the monkey! And now we dance!

[–]permanomad 1 point2 points ago

Blue Steel.

[–]Lepchin 1 point2 points ago

[–]Punkgoblin 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure that's Spiderman...

[–]The_Voice1 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Idra.

[–]CSec064 1 point2 points ago

I like how the tall kid in the back with black hair and a button down green shirt is looking at the "vogue" kid with a "wow that kids a loser" face.

[–]Lawrendene 1 point2 points ago

There will always be the kid in class with the matching camo sweater and pants that smells like stale piss and cigarette smoke.

[–]AssortedFlavours 1 point2 points ago

Tall one in the back is Dave Grohl from the Big Me video.

[–]MysticMonkeyMaxim06 1 point2 points ago

I swear I'm seeing another child, with bangs and (maybe) wearing glasses- trying in all earnestness not to be captured in the photo.

I've been staring at copies of the photo with various zoom-ins for about 10 minutes; starting to drive me a little nuts. I'm pretty sure I can make out an eye. Swear he's there, or at least some ghostly resemblance.

To the left of the kid in blue, in front of the window...

Either that, or the little boy in blue has a pretty interesting hair-do goin on there.

[–]runningray 1 point2 points ago

Is this actually a picture of Dieter before he met his monkey Klaus?

[–]Smozius 1 point2 points ago

That is one family, of Mormons.

[–]Fizzlestick 1 point2 points ago

Fabulous Darling!

[–]acertainpointofview 1 point2 points ago

[–]halfjew12 1 point2 points ago

Its called the "Spider-Man".

[–]Deltamon 1 point2 points ago

You mean the kid in the left?

[–]djscottyfox 1 point2 points ago

Now is the time on Sprockets when we dance!

[–]ppoodle 1 point2 points ago

Came for Sprockets reference. Leaving satisfied...

[–]nachumama 1 point2 points ago

this kid reminds me of A SNL charachter by mike meyers called Sprockets http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41575_49312666215_4837144_n.jpg

[–]gammalamz 1 point2 points ago

Werq, bitch.

[–]pschoenthaler 1 point2 points ago

now they all look like snorlaxes

[–]408m 1 point2 points ago

That hovering-above-the-ground kid must have been pasted onto the original picture. First, he's the only one wearing a name tag. He's looking the wrong way (sure, that's possible, but consider the other reasons). His body is out of proportion compared to the rest of the kids. His feet is not on the same level. Check out the lighting on him ... a very subtle difference. And lastly, if you enlarge the picture large enough, you can see the cutout around his head. Now the question is, who was at his spot?