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[–]WarEmblem27 2 points3 points ago

What a fucking asshole...

[–]DannyFathom 3 points4 points ago

It's Halo, not GTA.. gtfo.

[–]bensuave26 1 point2 points ago

hehe, dog sled.

[–]sd42 0 points1 point ago

X

[–]ableskittle 0 points1 point ago

Nice PIT maneuver

[–]kenzie14 0 points1 point ago

I never get tired of this. That is such a cute dog.

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

TRIANGLE!!!

[–]vecnyj 0 points1 point ago

When I was a kid, we used to have neighborhood sled races and I would always do this. If you're neck and neck with someone it's the best strategy to ditch your sled and hijack theirs. Good times.

[–]BoredValet 0 points1 point ago

Deal with it!

[–]FlickMasher -3 points-2 points ago

Triangle.

[–]roflstomper22 -1 points0 points ago

or 'y'

[–]JesterAzazel -1 points0 points ago

If that ever happened to me I'd rename the dog Tommy Vercetti.

[–]f03nix -1 points0 points ago

I'd all him that even if it wasn't my dog.

[–]diggitydan -5 points-4 points ago

I've seen this so many god damned times I can't even just pass it by anymore. I'm sorry, but I have to downvote it at this point. After about ten or twelve viewings of the same thing, I downvote these types of things then have ten or twelve other people come and downvote it as well.

it just needs to die now.

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[–]CrazyFunPenguin 0 points1 point ago

you thieving bastard

[–]lost_trilogy 0 points1 point ago

Apology, I'll remove it. I didn't see yours

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[–]CrazyFunPenguin 0 points1 point ago

Grand Theft Toboggan