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[–]davewuvswaffles 134 points135 points ago

I am half Irish and half Korean.

Can't grow a beard to save my life.

[–]LethalAtheist 53 points54 points ago

I'm Spanish, Scottish. I grow this weird 16th century pirate moustache/goatee thing. I look like I should be boarding ships with a parrot on my shoulder.

[–]DamnManImGovernor 9 points10 points ago

Jack Sparrow?

[–]sexualswagger 22 points23 points ago

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

[–]LethalAtheist 1 point2 points ago

Hey! That was my line!

[–]kyal 27 points28 points ago

I'm all Korean. I have so much hair on my chest and my face, I feel so special.

[–]chucknorrisismyson 28 points29 points ago

I'm jealous. I'm smoother than a dolphin. Everywhere.

[–]TinyKimchi 19 points20 points ago

I'm half Irish and half Korean too.

My hair is a dark red with a bit of brown and black and my eyes are green. My body has tons of tiny freckles, so it makes me look tan but I'm fair skinned and the sun hates my flesh.

[–]davewuvswaffles 22 points23 points ago

hair is dark red. eyes are green.

Lucky! That sounds badass.

[–]TinyKimchi 6 points7 points ago

Aww! Thanks!

[–]cassbag16 2 points3 points ago

I want to see a picture of you! I'm half Irish/English + half Chinese, but I've got dark hair and eyes just like most Asians. I'm jealous...

[–]TinyKimchi 6 points7 points ago

I just had my hair colored this past Friday for a video shoot.

This is pretty close to what my natural hair color looks like but my hair is still a bit lighter/more red.

My eyes look olive green, so most people mistake them from hazel/brown. It isn't until I'm in direct light that one notices that they are green. I attribute this to the fact that my eyes are small.

[–]daddywarbuckz 1 point2 points ago

Dude. You must love Christmas.

[–]Agehn 44 points45 points ago

My ancestry is French and Polish or some crap like that, but I'm a ginger (damn vikings raping and pillaging up and down the Riviera) and I can't grow a beard to save my life. Irish people always assume I'm one of them and are disappointed in me.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

My ancestry is mostly Mediterranean, although I do have german, and I'm hairy as fuck. But damn it feels good to have a beard.

[–]HorrorpopZombie 9 points10 points ago

My boyfriend is from El Salvador, but his ancestry is mostly Spanish/Italian and sweet Jesus that man is hairy! Plus side, man beard - down side, Wookie boyfriend.

[–]Devil_Doc 15 points16 points ago

I'm also Mediterranean (Italian/Greek), and once you get past the first 3 years of shaving it just becomes a fucking hassle. Seriously, i envy those of you who don't have to shave.

[–]ZeekySantos 5 points6 points ago

Grow it out!

[–]ZeekySantos 5 points6 points ago

I've got English, Scottish, and Welsh in me and I can grow an absolutely magnificent beard, though it's a dark brownish-red and my hair is light brown.

[–]bjarkebjarke 3 points4 points ago

I come from viking-land. I can confirm i can grow about a full-beard in a weeks time... Although im brown haired, it does have a gingerish look to it. Damnit.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

Anglosaxon / Arab

2 words: Epic muttonchops

[–]igotanewwatch 6 points7 points ago

I am half German and half Korean. Facial hair is not something I can rock well.

[–]Alereik 4 points5 points ago

german/korean here as well and i feel your pain

[–]itchylot 4 points5 points ago

I am also half Irish and half Korean, and neither can I...although I am female...

[–]madmaxx0064 1 point2 points ago

i feel your pain, I am a Mexican with Native genetics/heritage.

[–]mrsmudgey 1 point2 points ago

are you my former english teacher?

[–]davewuvswaffles 1 point2 points ago

Only 20 and am a mechanical engineering major, so unfortunately no. :(

[–]mrsmudgey 1 point2 points ago

to bad, he was an awesome teacher,

[–]reynej 1 point2 points ago

I'm Irish Korean and came to say the same thing. I'm 32 and can't grow a beard to save my life. The kicker is because my dad is the Irish half when I do grow facial hair it's blonde/light brown, even though I have a head of black hair. Makes no sense. edit: plus I have green eyes.

[–]Purdy14 1 point2 points ago

Full Irish here, and neither can I. So I'm not sure who to blame.

[–]daddywarbuckz 1 point2 points ago

Same. But I can somehow can still grow a beard.

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 199 points200 points ago

In all seriousness, it'd probably look a lot like this guy.

[–]Geruvah 54 points55 points ago

Or this: http://imgur.com/3GbKz (a friend who's also Korean and Irish)

[–]MsOhHai 30 points31 points ago

Fuckin' is he ever!

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

wolfwhistle

[–]carmel33 1 point2 points ago

it's a juicy contradiction

[–]ngtstkr 1 point2 points ago

Good ol' Dae-Hyun O'Leary

[–]Rehauu 42 points43 points ago

Or like this baby and here is the same baby plus parents

[–]XxGoodnEvil17xX 56 points57 points ago

He'll grow up to look like Ichigo from Bleach

[–]Rehauu 2 points3 points ago

She*

[–]VDr4g0n 9 points10 points ago

BAHAHA exactly what I was thinking.

[–]buzzkill_aldrin 13 points14 points ago

The one downside is that, after he grows up, everybody will think he dyes his hair.

[–]Srkillzalot 13 points14 points ago

MILF

[–]chantistar 1 point2 points ago

Super cute

[–]elfmeh 1 point2 points ago

that hair...

[–]orthogonalcode 123 points124 points ago

In all seriousness, I had sex with that guy.

[–]bigwave111 33 points34 points ago

Wait, what?

[–]orthogonalcode 74 points75 points ago

I had sex with that guy. Just sharin'!

[–]bigwave111 46 points47 points ago

Oh. Glad to have cleared that up.

[–]LaCockle 16 points17 points ago

Pics or it d.... Oh yeah. Not b.

[–]hero2bash 1 point2 points ago

it's p

[–]ISmokeCigars 5 points6 points ago

Was he a generous lover?

[–]_GreyMatters 15 points16 points ago

I'm jealous, and I'm a heterosexual male.

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 36 points37 points ago

Uhh, I hate to break it to you, but you might not be entirely hetero.

[–]chucknorrisismyson 34 points35 points ago

No, he's totally hetero. He told me when I was pounding him in the arse.

[–]TylFTygard 5 points6 points ago

Which works, because you were using a strap-on.

[–]chucknorrisismyson 17 points18 points ago

Actually I was using my fists, but same difference I suppose

[–]denfilade 13 points14 points ago

Or not entirely male.

[–]lubak 10 points11 points ago

Maybe neither. But it's ok we are tolerant of every kind.

[–]nikniuq 7 points8 points ago

Was his lie down funnier than his stand up?

[–]RaipFace 1 point2 points ago

how was he?

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

so what you're saying is, your name is steve byrne?

[–]GraveyardDiva 1 point2 points ago

how was he?

[–]miscelaneous 12 points13 points ago

I have a Chinese and Irish friend who looks quite a bit like this guy.

[–]d3us3xmachina 7 points8 points ago

Handsome, and hilarious? I'll take three of your finest male babies please

[–]alwaysf0rgetpassw0rd 44 points45 points ago

Good looking dude.

[–]YeahYouWouldKnow 110 points111 points ago

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

Us happas tend to be quite good looking.

[–]a4moondoggy 4 points5 points ago

actually yeah! A friend of mine is half irish half korean and he looks a lot like steve byrne.

[–]Shadizzy 30 points31 points ago

[–]iRideDragons 10 points11 points ago

Damn, that was one good movie. The new one, that is. I have yet to see the older 21 Jump Street.

[–]Saint947 5 points6 points ago

ctrl + f "Korean Je"

Glad to see I'm not the only one who's still laughing at the movie. QUALITY

[–]Shadizzy 2 points3 points ago

Quit fucking with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo shit. He's busy. With Korean shit....

[–]lance_klusener 1 point2 points ago

Sir, the word asian jesus is strictly to be used for steve aoki.

[–]stupid_nut 59 points60 points ago

Irish and Korean? If it is a boy they could get lucky and make somebody like Daniel Henney.

some Daniel Henney

[–]violenthamster 15 points16 points ago

[–]pills_here 8 points9 points ago

Is it just me or do these two look a lot alike.

[–]violenthamster 1 point2 points ago

They're compared to one another fairly often, but in motion are quite different. Apologies for the music/montage, but that is a lot of handsome right there.

[–]CockMeatSandwich 41 points42 points ago

Damn that is one good looking guy.

[–]she-Bro 1 point2 points ago

i agree. =]

[–]MeLdArmy 25 points26 points ago

Fuuuuuck. He's hot.

[–]vin_capri 3 points4 points ago

Second that!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

i'm a dude and I do not know how this beautiful man makes me feel. Am I jealous? Am I admiring? Am I racist? Am I a homosexual?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

You can admire a dude for being handsome while still being straight.

That said, I wanna fuck the hell outta this guy.

[–]dianthe 1 point2 points ago

I've seen pictures of him before (didn't know his name though) he's a beautiful, beautiful man.

[–]Huzakkah 80 points81 points ago

Irish man, Korean woman...

The child's name will be... Seong-jun O'Flannagan?

[–]scsnse 23 points24 points ago

Half-White, half-Korean redditor here. I laughed so bloody hard. Have an upboat.

[–]suntory_time 2 points3 points ago

I just laughed out loud alone in a crowded Starbucks.

[–]JonMeadows 44 points45 points ago

I know I'm late, but, I AM that exact combination. My mom is full korean and my dad is of irish decent (he has red hair). I did an AMA on this a while back (out of curiosity),

http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA//comments/e0hg8/iama_debatable_halfkorean_ginger_kid/

but if you didn't feel like reading that, here is a picture! http://i.imgur.com/Is1zW.jpg

[–]Honey_Badgerette 27 points28 points ago

Wow. You are...resplendent...and...the best looking redheaded guy I've ever seen.

[–]AFemalePerspective 6 points7 points ago

Hey you are good-looking! The combination didn't sound like it would mix well, but I stand corrected!

[–]dib2 6 points7 points ago

Woah ... another red headed half-asian! I thought this girl was lying to me when she said she was half chinese.

http://imgur.com/Exc1D

[–]Erkel85 8 points9 points ago

Those eyes.... that is not something I want to run into walking down a dark corridor half baked.

[–]korean_chewy 37 points38 points ago

Or even Mason Moon

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points ago

now thats just gotdamn adorable

[–]lains 12 points13 points ago

I want this baby.

[–]bacon_please 86 points87 points ago

it would probably be just like this guy

[–]honeydew1092 13 points14 points ago

He would be a contradiction.

[–]irawwwr 1 point2 points ago

well first, he would be a contraction.

[–]jimb3rt 2 points3 points ago

This was the only reason I came the comments section

[–]FredRollinHigh 22 points23 points ago

TIL Koreans bangs lots of Europeans .

[–]cobrophy 1 point2 points ago

Well the Irish are pretty famous for getting around.

[–]the_narf 15 points16 points ago

I have a Vietnamese girlfriend (I'm an Irish ginger). Even though she knows it impossible she's deathly afraid of having ginger babies...

May she never see that image.

[–]Tetraheathen 6 points7 points ago

Weird. My Vietnamese wife would love to have a red-head that she knows won't happen.

[–]Billos_UK 2 points3 points ago

http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/155056/the-foley-family

This is why I went to Korea. (am ginger)

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

haha exactly me. Vietnamese girl, know it can't happen but so afraid of having a half-Irish ginger baby

[–]markevens 6 points7 points ago

Where is the starcraft?

[–]ma33 1 point2 points ago

what do you think his hands are doing?

[–]silentgiant87 7 points8 points ago

If you guys were from a bit farther north east their child might look like this.

[–]hetfieldUberAlles 13 points14 points ago

Which Sedin is that?

[–]somestupidloser 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for you sir!

[–]hunt3rshadow 1 point2 points ago

I laughed

[–]Russia_Chell 19 points20 points ago

I'm half Irish, half Korean. If I got anything from it, it's that I can hold my liquor.

[–]dusthust 10 points11 points ago

Because you don't lack discipline.

[–]alpharowe3 8 points9 points ago

disciprine*

[–]TinyKimchi 12 points13 points ago

Same for me but I still get "The Curse of The Korean Red Face" when I drink.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Funny, because I'm half Japanese and get the "Rising Sun Face".

[–]eppursimouve 9 points10 points ago

chinese, red commie face. jk just asian glow.

[–]NothingsShocking 3 points4 points ago

Glenlivet in one hand, soju in the other.

[–]SaShayLaLu 11 points12 points ago

I once saw a kid who was clearly half asian, half ginger. Super cute kid with asian face structure and eye shape, and skin color, but with the most amazing fro like red orange curly hair. It was like the kid got the cutest features from both parents.

[–]Mishahh 4 points5 points ago

im half asian, half irish. i have the pale skin. the slant eyes and the odd hair. its a plight.

[–]Mishahh 20 points21 points ago

my nephew, just hope they dont turn out like him..... hes pretty evil http://i.imgur.com/7UzJv.jpg

[–]theroarer 54 points55 points ago

Nope. Halfsies are always beautiful.

[–]majaiku 6 points7 points ago

It's usually 50/50, really. I've seen some not-so-great hapas. Usually they're either very attractive or just very average.

[–]SLINKDOWNTHEROAD 21 points22 points ago

not always.

[–]companda0 5 points6 points ago

Wait, is "halfsies" a real thing? I'm japanese/polish, and say hapa.

[–]vin_capri 3 points4 points ago

Seriously?! Japanese/Polish sounds so rare, but great!

[–]Kinbensha 2 points3 points ago

I'm betting your Japanese half comes from Hawaiian Japanese, right? Or maybe California, but with strong ties to a Japanese community with members from Hawaii. Hawaiian Japanese use the term "hapa" all the time, but those of us who are mixed Japanese/Caucasian from the continental US generally don't use the term. I've always used halfies, or ha-fu when speaking Japanese.

[–]companda0 1 point2 points ago

I'm from southern california, but not hawaiian-japanese. Here, it's basically anything that's asian + other. It's a pretty broad term. I've never heard halfsies. It so silly.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Yep, it's a happa thing.

[–]davewuvswaffles 9 points10 points ago

If only...

[–]Teotwawki69 7 points8 points ago

Go check out Brazil some time.

[–]davewuvswaffles 4 points5 points ago

I was talking more about me than others.

As in "If only it were always the case".

:/

[–]Teotwawki69 4 points5 points ago

Photographic proof required. You probably aren't as ugly as you think you are...

[–]davewuvswaffles 7 points8 points ago

um... well not a good picture by any means but i think this is the most recent one of myself i have.

pic

[–]Teotwawki69 6 points7 points ago

And, like I said -- you aren't as ugly as you think you are. You're actually kind of cute.

[–]davewuvswaffles 1 point2 points ago

Thanks. I'm don't have a very good, well non-existent, track record with girls and consequentially don't have great self esteem I guess.

[–]Teotwawki69 3 points4 points ago

So -- who's that girl with you in the photo?

[–]davewuvswaffles 1 point2 points ago*

Just a girl I met well now its like three weeks ago I think.

Quick picture explanation: I met the girl at a party the week before. Talk for a few hours, she eventually asks for my # and texted her a little for a day or two. Next week randomly get tickets to the Flyers-Capitals game and after not being able to find anyone to go, threw caution to the wind and asked if she wanted to go and end up taking her.

That was like two weeks ago, been texting here and there but haven't seen her since (whenever I ask if she wants to do something, it invariably falls through). Oh well :-/

edit: I'm giving up on her. Fuck it. If she wants to chill, she can call me. If not I don't want to deal with her bullshit and I'm better off.

[–]dianthe 1 point2 points ago

Dude I'm a female and I think you look awesome, and you have a very cute smile :D

[–]davewuvswaffles 1 point2 points ago

haha thanks, I actually kinda hate my smile but I'm glad to know somebody thinks its ok.

[–]cassbag16 6 points7 points ago

Dude, you're cute!

[–]NerdyMcNerderson 4 points5 points ago

The worst thing about that picture is the Flyers jersey.

Sincerely,

A Rangers Fan.

[–]CandiAttack 1 point2 points ago

You're actually very, very cute in my opinion.

[–]davewuvswaffles 1 point2 points ago

thanks. now if only I met more people irl that thought so too

[–]CandiAttack 1 point2 points ago

Well then they're stupid! >:(

[–]stay-in-the-zone 12 points13 points ago

half brazilian, half chinese here, whadddup!

[–]trannychaser2 1 point2 points ago

95% of what I know about Brazil comes from its porn.

I think I even know the Portuguese word for "suck."

[–]DJAshian 21 points22 points ago

He's a walking contradiction!!!

[–]raisin_bran_in 31 points32 points ago

He'll have no sour either.

[–]Dlbz44[S] 60 points61 points ago

You bring up a good point, soulless, but she's from Seoul South Korea, I guess in some way it will have Seoul (soul)

[–]perverse_imp 16 points17 points ago

I bought a wallet from Seoul, SK on ebay. I love that wallet. I don't know if this is relevant at all. But I approve of Seoul because of reasons.

[–]isntjameson 10 points11 points ago

Clever

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 22 points23 points ago

Crever

[–]mista0sparkle 2 points3 points ago

I'm guessing right now that you are andrewsmith1986.

[–]FindsTheBrightSide 2 points3 points ago

Close but no cigar.

[–]Proeiliator 1 point2 points ago

Give your nephew the nickname Seoulman! Instant pimp!

[–]ISmokeCigars 1 point2 points ago

No, but he'll have a Seoul.

[–]Art_Dicko 5 points6 points ago

That guy will look you straight in the eye, chew styrofoam, grin, and then laugh at you.

[–]pigvwu 3 points4 points ago

Hopefully they produce more of these (NSFW).

[–]scd250 4 points5 points ago

My boyfriend is half korean, half other european stuff. I didn't even realize he was any type of asian until he told me--he looks pretty damn white lol

[–]MrChildren 3 points4 points ago

I've seen plenty of dudes that look like that in Afghanistan.

[–]Birdie_Num_Num 2 points3 points ago

Did someone say "Half a Guinness, Stan?"

Sure I will. In fact, make it a pint!

[–]lonelystatue 4 points5 points ago

Half korean half irish...with them muscles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS_MKwQ4MD4

[–]AflictedAnarchy 9 points10 points ago

I thought that said Krogan girlfriend....

[–]superdude885 6 points7 points ago

From what I've seen, half white/asian people tend to be either ridiculously good looking or really unfortunate looking.

[–]Madak 2 points3 points ago

Can swear there was a reddit post a year or two ago of an Asian guy with natural red hair. He was pretty good looking.

[–]Unicorn_Destruction 2 points3 points ago

5 people in my family are gingers, my husband is Asian. This is our greatest fear.

[–]sporkad 2 points3 points ago

I'm Mexican and my GF is Korean, this is going to be interesting.

[–]gltovar 2 points3 points ago

Chief obrien and keiko?

[–]PinballWizrd 2 points3 points ago

...on second thought, honey, let's adopt.

[–]vtechnique 2 points3 points ago

damn there's a lot of halfsies here.

[–]AndWhyNot1 4 points5 points ago

Will he be a comedian ?

[–]Exxotic 4 points5 points ago

better than scotkorean

[–]first_airbender 2 points3 points ago

He would be a contradiction!

[–]mulletking5281 5 points6 points ago

Kim jung Ging

[–]special2plumsfor1 3 points4 points ago

Can we see your brother's girlfriend? (for science)

[–]isntjameson 7 points8 points ago

Coincidence: My family is Irish and my older brother recently married a Korean. I guess we both have these nephew/niece monsters to look forward to.

[–]Dlbz44[S] 5 points6 points ago

Hahaha

[–]champcantwin 1 point2 points ago

looks like Reginald from LoL

[–]Kengbang 1 point2 points ago

They could have a funny Korean/Irish comedian of a son, like Steve Byrne

[–]halfricanhero 1 point2 points ago

It's a contradiction!

[–]thehateisstrong 1 point2 points ago

If I knew how to make "eyes of disapproval" I would.

Oh, wait, copy and paste

ಠ_ಠ

[–]RubberPsyduck 1 point2 points ago

Looks like Brian Scalabrine and Jeremey Lin's love child.

[–]impulse-9 1 point2 points ago

I'm told that I look like John Leguizamo from The Pest

Half Irish and Taiwanese =P

[–]courthouseman 1 point2 points ago

I'm American but am about 90% German by ancestry. It seems a lot of that 90% must be "Neanderthal" because I am one hairy mo fo.

[–]juankeyblademaster 1 point2 points ago

It looks like a fuckin monster.

[–]camcam369 1 point2 points ago

So you stole this photo from Dean? He made it and its been on his facebook for years.

[–]skyclown 1 point2 points ago

Asain mixed race people are often very good looking

[–]Rascolito 1 point2 points ago

I've heard that asians don't carry the ginger gene.

[–]buckyO 1 point2 points ago

I have some friends that are half Korean and half Scottish (brother and sister), they're actually both really good looking.

[–]TheAethereal 1 point2 points ago

Steve Byrne is half korean, half irish

[–]Wacocaine 1 point2 points ago

Seabiscuit's asian? Was he always asian? Can you turn asian?

[–]DamnNewAccounts 1 point2 points ago

Kinda surprised this guy hasn't been mentioned.

[–]lardgrease 1 point2 points ago

This is really disturbing.

[–]McDuble 2 points3 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rp2ys/in_response_to_irish_korean_pic_irish_korean_here/ (yes im karma whoring) here is a pic of me. i am 50% korean, and nearly 50% irish. there is a tiny bit of german but my dads side is almost all irish.

[–]tpreps 2 points3 points ago

German/Irish/Austrian + Korean mix here. You look like you should be my cousin. I've got a white girl face but then dark curly hair and Asian eye shape.

[–]Skafsgaard 2 points3 points ago

What the fuck - my old high school buddy has this as his facebook profile picture. I always figured it was his face that had gone through some asianize-your-face website. Huh.