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[–]sachegrande 92 points93 points ago

GREAT MOVIE.

[–]jazzychill17[S] 8 points9 points ago

I'll just leave this here.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqF7JBlqkOA

[–]dosatl 8 points9 points ago

I'm disappointed they left out Kronk's sneaky getaway dance from that montage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv-sKP17xTw

[–]Airwarf 1 point2 points ago

BHAAaaAAAaaaAAAaaaaAAAA... bah daa dah daa

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

I love when he "freezes".

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Joe Swanson before the grinch took him out

[–]StevoTheMonkey 1 point2 points ago

So damned great.

[–]APetrov4Life 4 points5 points ago

Definitely up there for my favorite childhood movies.

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

Childhood? This is STILL one of my favorite movies!

[–][deleted] 36 points37 points ago

I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box, and I'll put that box in another box and mail it to myself. And when it arrives, ha-HAA, I'll SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER.

[–]XxB1shop021xX 13 points14 points ago

I read that in her voice 0_o

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

Is that my voice?

Is that... My voice?

Oh well.

[–]CorporateGiant 3 points4 points ago

For the last time we didn't order a giant trampoline.

[–]sj2011 1 point2 points ago

What are the odds this trapdoor would lead here!

[–]Grammar-Hammer -1 points0 points ago

OF COURSE YOU READ IT IN HER VOICE SHE'S THE ONE WHO FUCKING SAID IT

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

It's brilliant, Brilliant, BRILLIANT, I tell you. GENIUS I SAY!

POOF

Orrrrr, I could just poison him with this!!

[–]Outerside 17 points18 points ago

Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?

[–]longrifle 13 points14 points ago

I'm an ugly stinky llama!!! Wah-hah-hah!!! Llama faaaaace!

[–]idkwot 10 points11 points ago

upvote for using best Disney movie ever

[–]Blehzor 5 points6 points ago

I know that feel bro.

[–]Darkpro93 5 points6 points ago

"I'm sorry, you threw off the emperor's groove."

[–]PLZremember 4 points5 points ago

"The name, is Kuzco... EMPEROR Kuzco."

[–]Kitten_Kicking_Kids 3 points4 points ago

Upvote because it is so TRUE

[–]gorramshiny 3 points4 points ago

Holy crap, I forgot about that movie. It was so funny.

[–]narwhalwrangler 3 points4 points ago

Pacha: Uh-oh. Kuzco: Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall. Pacha: Yep. Kuzco: Sharp rocks at the bottom? Pacha: Most likely. Kuzco: Bring it on.

[–]darkfry 3 points4 points ago

BOOOOO YEEEEAAAAAHAHAHAHA

[–]n5corp 7 points8 points ago

Says the Redditor of five months with 6,182 link karma. ಠ_ಠ

[–]dragontits 2 points3 points ago

[–]falco_brawler 0 points1 point ago

I was gonna say the same exact thing; have my upvote.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Up vote for originality.

[–]dosatl 2 points3 points ago

I have never laughed as hard in the theater as I did when I saw this movie. Thank you for reminding me I need to watch it. It has been far, far too long.

[–]DarthF4der 2 points3 points ago

I love the irony of successful posts crying about having unsuccessful posts. Everyone deserves some reddit love :D

[–]Awkstronomical 2 points3 points ago

Despite this, I keep coming back for more. reddit, y u use me and abuse me

[–]FeedMeMau5 1 point2 points ago

I feels yah brah... God I feel like a dick for saying that.

[–]Jase534 1 point2 points ago

Lol every single thing I submit receives no comments or votes. There must be some kind of secret order I must join.

[–]Brianne123 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for reminding me of this movie!

[–]girlwiththesith 1 point2 points ago

EVERY TIME I POST ANYTHING ON REDDIT... thank you..someone understands :(

[–]vrtuoso 1 point2 points ago

LLAMAFACE!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

We've all been there...

[–]Flashgordon656 0 points1 point ago

me too :(

[–]Atreides1010 0 points1 point ago

There, there

[–]uncdavo32 0 points1 point ago

not anymore for you :)

[–]DykeButte 0 points1 point ago

[–]youatowel 0 points1 point ago

That's me when I get a boner in school.

[–]honkngoose 0 points1 point ago

I totally heard David Spade crying when I saw this.

[–]agentwilsonx 0 points1 point ago

Mm, llama face, indeed.

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

AHHHHHH. LLAMA FACE!!

[–]Megawatts19 0 points1 point ago

Pull the lever, Kronk.

WRONG LEVEEEEEEEEEER

Why do we even have that lever? GET OUT OF MY WAY!!

[–]broconsulate -1 points0 points ago

It was... this image. Directed by M. Night Shamalamadingdong