Dat ass

cpumatt · 4 months

She reminds me of those ducks with the rings around their necks. She must have has those on since she was 12.

headzoo · 4 months

Jeez. When I started putting on weight, I admit I let my clothes get a bit tight before buying new stuff. I was living in denial, and thought I would lose the weight, and go back to having normal fitting clothes. Of course that didn't happen, and I had to go out and buy new clothes.

That's what I think of when I see pictures like this. I don't think this person actually believes they look good in those shorts. They just won't admit to themselves that it's time for a new wardrobe, or perhaps they're too lazy to buy some new clothes. Or maybe they are in a super state of denial.. "Yeah, I guess these shorts are a bit night." No bitch. Those shorts are ready to commit suicide.

caitlinnormal · 4 months

she's still a size 6

GenericHamburgerHelp · 4 months

When a muffin-top becomes a lightbulb.

mysticdickstick · 4 months

LMFAO!! My boy took a picture of her in miami bayside this afternoon and posted it on FB from this angle

smurfpitts · 4 months

How did she get them on

SaggyBallsHD · 4 months

That right there is 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bucket.

manicbunny · 4 months

Those were jeans once....

Pixelatedcow1 · 4 months

The trampstamp really ties the whole look together.

fakey_mcfakerson · 4 months

Those look like they hurt.

6degreestoBillMurray · 4 months

I've always said (as a big girl) "Just because it's in your size, doesn't mean it's for your size." Those aren't even remotely in the ballpark of being in her size. Short shorts--fine, whatever. But at least cover your whole behind. Damn.

edit: spelling

LunaCumberbitch · 4 months

I'm concerned about her knee, anyone else notice its kinda in the wrong place? Not that that's the worst thing in this pic, looks like those are kids shirts to me!

fortnight14 · 4 months

I'm impressed in a depressed sort of way

oniongasm · 4 months

How... how did those even get on??

hermommagotasstoo · 4 months

I saw her last night! This was in Miami. She looked, to me, like she has some mental issues.

julianne1965 · 4 months

Does she not have a mirror? Is she blind and is wearing her toddler's shorts? Has she no friends to tell her? Is it a dare? Is she too poor to buy new clothes? WHAT??????????

greengreyblue · 4 months

how is that even real? what possibly went through her mind to make her think that that outfit was remotely appropriate??

ummsure · 4 months

Did she... Did she just never take them off? Have they been on for years, and she grew around them?

DeanertheWeaner · 4 months

I do not understand this at all. How is that even possible?! Pants 1 size too small refuse to go past my thighs and here she has a pair of shorts 3-4 sizes to small. I have to give her credit on one thing. Getting those on takes skill.

moonlitdance · 4 months

exactly how long did it take her to stuff what she could of herself into those shorts? I've worn jeans two sizes too small before (I needed jeans and was in the middle of nowhere in the mountains camping and borrowed a pair from a friend) and it took effort to pull them on. Those shorts have to be at least 6 or 7 sizes too small. I'd hate to see the front. there's no way the zipper and button work.

BlueNotesBlues · 4 months

Do these pants make my ass look big?

iEnvvy · 4 months

How the fuck did she manage to get that on!?! What sorcery is this?!?

Dx2x · 4 months

"Them britches have had enough!"

Konflictt · 4 months

She looks like a can of biscuits that just exploded. ಠ_ಠ

b1tchpuddin · 4 months

Do you not have friends to be like "Yo, Mavis... Maybe rethink this one?" HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN??

fruitjoose · 4 months

How'd she even fit into those shorts!?!! I have a pair of shorts that are about one size too small for me and I can't get them past my thighs

psytrancedsquid · 4 months

Dat class

teknik909 · 4 months

What building did she jump off of to fit into those pants?

briskaM · 4 months

da fuk

jaredscottm · 4 months

My girlfriend is freaking out. Yelling "there's no way that's real!!!"

smarsh87 · 4 months

Daisy Pukes

GioMann · 4 months

Why would anyone ever think that is ok?!?

spuncraz · 4 months

Great Googly Moogly

intarwebzWINNAR · 4 months

i'm a fatty myself and i want to know what the fuck makes her think this is ok.

theempires · 4 months

I just turned gayer.

ThugBlanco · 4 months

mmm that's the extra large muffin top.

conairsmith · 4 months

I didn't know this was possible but I feel sorry for those jeans.

DBalz · 4 months

I can't even imagine how I would react if I were to see that in person. I'd probably take a picture too. Disclaimer: I'm a terrible person.

Katnipkitty · 4 months

Those poor shorts.

rubberband2008 · 4 months

I laughed so hard that it startled my girlfriend. She asked what was so funny. Got her to open it. She said it burned her eyes.

MrGBs · 4 months

Should I be ashamed that I fapped to this?

soicanfap · 4 months

So many muffins in that muffin top you could open a fuckin bakery.

Sublimis · 4 months

http://i.imgur.com/UGpKN.jpg

sneezylee · 4 months

Would fuck

Enchanted254 · 4 months

Hope she didn't bend over. Those shorts were already stretched to the limit!

Elspeth582 · 4 months

Oh god, the horror. o.O

Bad_assness · 4 months

no way this is real life hahah. geez. what's one better than a muffin top? haha

mquindlen81 · 4 months

That's gotta be some kind of initiation prank.

Noigel_Mai · 4 months

This sort of deserves a NSFL tag.

dretherford · 4 months

Sexy.... Not doing it right.

Borbygoymos · 4 months

I can tell by the way she pops her knees out that she has absolutely no idea how to control that body and mind she was given.

jandowland · 4 months

This can't be real.

JayDaze · 4 months

NO!...JUST NO!!!

mythril98 · 4 months

This is possibly the only thing that I have seen on Facebook before I have seen it here. Cannot unsee O.O

Benjaminjoe · 4 months

This picture more of a matter of how, then a matter of why

madalt · 4 months

Upvote for making my pants too tight. What a piece of arse!!

MT_Flesch · 4 months

yeah, "dat Ass" is almost occluded by Dat Muffintop

The_artifact123 · 4 months

Where does the ass start, and where does it end?

saxrunner · 4 months

muffin top isn't a competition...

cm721f · 4 months

So, that's what denial looks like.

abaker1012 · 4 months

She is completely lying to herself.

hankofthehill · 4 months

My muffin-top is all that, whole grain and low fat!

Raoul_Duke_ESQ · 4 months

Kill it with fire

Aceline · 4 months

Where..why...how...nope exits

mikeeyboy22 · 4 months

there's... there's now way...

splintersmaster · 4 months

If I'm fat that stewie is fat, see we wear the same size onezee

SeaweedWater · 4 months

I like how she's in line for more shit food. There's no way she's gonna start taking a positive turn in her life anytime soon.

JacobBarrett · 4 months

If you listen closely, you can hear the shorts screaming for help.

Soronir · 4 months

Someone knows the muffin man.

PirateGriffin · 4 months

How.

Bot45 · 4 months

Ooh my stars... this person needs to be put in jail..

fearofthesky · 4 months

As a lover of large ladies, I must say...DAYYYYUM.

mcfinegan · 4 months

Boioioioioinngggg!

shadow_ggf · 4 months

KILL IT, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!

drburropile · 4 months

Two fine asses on the right and this is the one that gets a picture taken of it.

HuevosGrande · 4 months

nsfw!!!

HI_McDonnough · 4 months

It's good that she has the self-confidence to go out in public that way.

Girl power!

Hoody711 · 4 months

a wild snorlax appeared!

Jackmack65 · 4 months

Would someone PLEASE post directions to unsee that? Thank you.

Anticlimactic-story · 4 months

I once saw a lady who was so heavy that I thought she was going to fall through her chair and crush the toddler crawling under it. As it turns out she wasn't that heavy. Coffee shops have strong chairs.

DBalz · 4 months

She fought the laws of physics to get those on. The shorts probably fought for a while but they appear to have given up all hope in this picture.

Mr_Quagmire · 4 months

http://i.imgur.com/n9quJ.gif

ShutupBiz · 4 months

am i the only one who thought of this

wildpeaches · 4 months

How....why...this is....dear god...

teknik909 · 4 months

This is an absolute assault of the eyes.

katymcathiest · 4 months

Howww can someone think that this looks okay...Does she have a mirror?

tediouspie · 4 months

Can not unsee.

ILikeMyBlueEyes · 4 months

Are you serious? Someone is in denial!

mydarkesthour24 · 4 months

This belongs in /r/popping!

TILLIDIE · 4 months

WOWOW, she is in some serious denial.

smurfpatrol · 4 months

... You're not 15 anymore

dpops · 4 months

Dat nast.

PANDAPUPPY · 4 months

This should be labeled NSFW.

Fatnol · 4 months

I've seen quite a few nasty things on the ol' internet.. this one takes the cake.

BurntChode · 4 months

Wow.

ultrafetzig · 4 months

Basically, you just can't be doing this.

lion_queen · 4 months

Please don't tell me that is a real picture...

sillymuffincakes · 4 months

Silly buffet patron, thats not how you use a corset! Thats how you use pant, jeese

Gingersrule · 4 months

Seriously WHY???????

Arkhothep · 4 months

At least she brought enough muffin top for the rest of the class

ElementK · 4 months

Dat tat.

anthrocide · 4 months

there should be laws against that

Whyunolike · 4 months

How does that button not fling off and take out a window or an eye?!

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