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[–]meisenmann23 10 points11 points ago

This is a scene from a movie called Shorts. It's not so good...

[–]pretty_annoying_tbh 2 points3 points ago

The scariest thing is the 7-paragraph essay someone has posted on the imdb page.

[–]Bruce_Bruce 1 point2 points ago

I used to work at a movie theater, a buddy of mine and I got some beers and had to screen it for quality control. (The 35mm print, this was before the digital conversion) I don't think we could have made it though sober, that movie was TERRIBLE

[–]shetaron 1 point2 points ago

It's much funnier when you're high. I promise.

[–]jukbob12 0 points1 point ago

Agreed. I watched it when it came out on DVD with the family. Although, all the films that come from that studio are awful.

[–]CaptainEhAwesome 0 points1 point ago

it was alright for an inflight movie...

[–]bigmanbeats 0 points1 point ago

[–]Reduc 9 points10 points ago

Here we go.

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[–]weareonthecruise 0 points1 point ago

I GET IT, HEY GUYS ITS POKING FUN AT THE EARTHQUAKES. ISN'T THAT FUNNY? GUYS?

[–]redsex 7 points8 points ago

INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

[–]rageface007 1 point2 points ago

I drive a Chevrolet movie theater

[–]JamesDonnelly 5 points6 points ago

This is the best three-dimensional image of a Wha I've seen yet!

[–]Jumfish 4 points5 points ago

of a Renekton.

[–]TheComebackTrick 2 points3 points ago

I will buy a 3D TV when they can do this without those silly glasses.

[–]holymojo96 2 points3 points ago

If you look closely, you can see an alligator

[–]bunnycow 3 points4 points ago

That thing doesn't stand a chance. The baby will win every time.

[–]Maxxorz 1 point2 points ago

Renekton v. Annie IRL. Shits gon' be guuuud.

[–]thisindianguy 2 points3 points ago

In all seriousness, why does it shake like that? Is that required to show that it is a 3d image?

[–]opieself 9 points10 points ago

Yes, it is two images shot side by side shifting back and forth rapidly kicks in your brains 3d engine.

[–]thisindianguy 0 points1 point ago

Thank you! I appreciate the knowledge!

[–]opieself 0 points1 point ago

Reddit where the points don't matter, and everyone knows random tidbits of information.

[–]jimb3rt 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck are these, are they trying to make us have seizures or something?

[–]EagleEyeInTheSky 2 points3 points ago

You're supposed to wink alternating eyes at the same rate as the image. This ensures that each frame only goes into a specific eye, so your brain thinks that each eye is seeing a slightly different angle of the image. This gives your brain the necessary info to triangulate the position of separate objects in the image, giving you depth perception from a 2D image. It's the same trick they use with home theater 3D glasses sometimes.

And before you ask, no, we cannot slow the image down for you. It has to be going fast enough for the 3D effect to kick in. It may take a bit of practice to get the technique right the first time, but believe me, it works, and it's very cool.

[–]zartonis 2 points3 points ago

I would suggest producing a shutter effect by positioning both hands in front of your eyes and chopping both hands down (alternating), at a constant and quick speed.

[–]formedbabby 0 points1 point ago

And you...

[–]formedbabby 1 point2 points ago

Oh you...

[–]clemensschein 3 points4 points ago

It works for me without blinking. Didn't even know you were supposed to do that.

[–]NNYPhillipJFry 0 points1 point ago

I know right? I had no idea about the blinking...works just fine for me...

[–]drakeypoo 2 points3 points ago

woooooooosh

[–]nosecone33 0 points1 point ago

Fat Bastard if he was an alligator

[–]foofdawg 0 points1 point ago

Too bad the shadows from the houses don't match

[–]NocturnalBeing 0 points1 point ago

Lunch.

[–]LtMattL 0 points1 point ago

Wiggle Stereoscopy, how does it work?

[–]tckotb 0 points1 point ago

These seem to work better than those images that require you to cross your eyes

[–]SlaughterMeister 0 points1 point ago

Is it weird that I can hear the image moving?

[–]forever_a-hole 0 points1 point ago

League of Legends: IRL

[–]solarbang 0 points1 point ago

The only thing good about that movie was James Spader and even he couldn't save it. Was a kids movie.

[–]toooffface 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone know how to create these online or in Photoshop?

[–]charliezinz 0 points1 point ago

Take notes Nintendo. This actually works without giving me a fucking headache.

[–]Rjones61 0 points1 point ago

King K. Rool?

[–]Piernitas 0 points1 point ago

[–]AceOfCircles 0 points1 point ago

Feraligator used bite

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[–]rush905 1 point2 points ago

Your comment is all full of unoriginality.