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[–]nomdeanon 93 points94 points ago

Don't you mean "octupi parking spots"?

[–]Kindofmumbles 17 points18 points ago

       That is a squid.

[–]Stormy_AnalHole 6 points7 points ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]WeldingMouse 64 points65 points ago

You've gotta be squiddin' me.

[–]Nutshell38 15 points16 points ago

You octoput that pun back where you found it.

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[–]Malagon 4 points5 points ago

I should save this photophore something else.

[–]TSED 3 points4 points ago

Why do you do that for every squid pic? It tentacle your bandwidth after a while.

[–]TheyreEatingHer -4 points-3 points ago

I'm going to suction cup this to my refrigerator.

[–]WorldOfDeadFlowers 0 points1 point ago

I'm about to octopus.

[–]Jellybrains 1 point2 points ago

If you mollusk.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

OCTOPUS

SQUID

GET THE FUCK OUT

[–]Flailwielder 0 points1 point ago

[–]Circle_Jerk_Leaking 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

This is like, the easiest thing to repost on reddit. It's on the front page every other day. What is it about squids and parking spaces???

[–]Tron-Gorf 3 points4 points ago

They don't fit in the bike rack.

[–]Citizenchimp 23 points24 points ago

He left so fast he left squid marks!

[–]princetrunks 9 points10 points ago

Just pour some soy sauce on it...it'll move out of the way.

[–]vitaminmary 6 points7 points ago

I remember as a kid we went to the mall, and there was an older lady standing in a spot. My dad proceeded to park in it anyway. She moved to the side and was pounding on his window yelling at him. No fucks given by my dad. I will remember that moment for the rest of my life.

[–]NotC 4 points5 points ago

I wouldn't like leaving my unattended car next to someone I had just pissed off.

[–]vitaminmary 2 points3 points ago

Yeah I remember we just got out and went shopping. It was years ago, so my memory is a bit fuzzy. But I come from a pretty low key small town area, so things don't happen often. But yeah, I wouldn't have done the same thing for sure.

[–]callipygian1 2 points3 points ago

would you feel safe keying my car if there's the remotest chance i might be watching it from wherever i went to, and might return quickly to beat you to a bloody pulp?

[–]NotC 1 point2 points ago

Yes. But only because I am drunk right now, and I don't always make the best decisions drunk.

[–]LOLomg_womensrights 5 points6 points ago

everytime you repost this a squid dies

[–]apathybot 1 point2 points ago

That brand of tea (oi Ocha!) is very delicious though

[–]viTRiOLL 1 point2 points ago

Where is the motorcycle he was riding?

[–]landophant 1 point2 points ago

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

[–]krevency 1 point2 points ago

So, aren't giant squid pretty rare? At least to catch?

[–]lion_queen 1 point2 points ago

yes, they are, seeing that they're giant ;) but that isn't a giant squid :b

[–]krevency 0 points1 point ago

Is it a medium squid or something?

[–]lion_queen 1 point2 points ago

lol, i guess :) maybe small??

[–]krevency 0 points1 point ago

Hmm

[–]NewbCactus 1 point2 points ago

By the way, that's in Japan. I can tell because the green bottle is a bottle of Japanese tea.

[–]blackbubbletea 1 point2 points ago

Hey, those of us that ride juice-powered squids to work have to park too, y'know.

[–]Quarter09 0 points1 point ago

Actually that's my squid. Its Eco-friendly and runs on urine. I forget my juice with the squid. I hope it's not warm by the time I get off work.

[–]GraveyardDiva 2 points3 points ago

House Greyjoy parking only

[–]gloomdoom 6 points7 points ago

Jesus Christ, this has been on reddit over 100 times. At least 100 times. And that's not counting the many, many, many other places it's been all over the internet, facebook, etc.

Reddit is embarrassing these days. My 80 year-old aunt has newer content in her mass emails than you guys end up submitting.

[–]FrankZappasNose 0 points1 point ago

I hate it when squids do.

[–]A_A_M 0 points1 point ago

That's how they get around.

[–]knikkerz 0 points1 point ago

omg, bb squid! get outta the way :0

[–]FreshBoul 0 points1 point ago

What a dick head

[–]squidzilla 0 points1 point ago

how else am i supposed to guarantee minimum door-to-burrito time?!

[–]megadylan 0 points1 point ago

[–]whimsicalsteve 0 points1 point ago

I used to keep some road cones in my car so that when I left work at night but had to be back the next morning I would just leave them in the parking space. The next day I'd park in the spot and leave them in my car... and repeat

[–]chocobaby 0 points1 point ago

Like that soda bottle would stop me...

[–]holy_cats_n_jammers 0 points1 point ago

I like how they put the bottle cause we definitely can't tell size compared to the car.

[–]LemonZorz 0 points1 point ago

what the actual fuck?

[–]a_derp_in_thailand 0 points1 point ago

Ooi Ocha tea! my favorite!

[–]seeashbashrun 0 points1 point ago

Oh, thank goodness you found it! I've been looking for it everywhere.

[–]coordinatebrain 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone know what exactly is the context of this picture?

[–]Awkstronomical 0 points1 point ago

Hey, my squid was going to park there... asshole.

[–]HarmonicMinorShred 0 points1 point ago

squids are pretty weird creatures. poor thing its all flat on the road :(

[–]ClickMeOneMoreTime 0 points1 point ago

I'm just parking my octopus right... here.

[–]jordation 0 points1 point ago

Oh, let me just park my FUCKING SQUID

[–]bknoebel 0 points1 point ago

Lol squids...

[–]klcna 0 points1 point ago

I....what?

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[–]Dazanan 1 point2 points ago

Looking at that bottle it might actually be Japan... but its really hard to see... QUICK SOMEONE GET CSI ON THE PHONE!

[–]MrYum 0 points1 point ago

new zealand

[–]MrYum 0 points1 point ago

err disregard above comment. I thought it was this one http://squid.tepapa.govt.nz/ but I don't think it is

[–]MisterSanitation -1 points0 points ago

No one likes that. I tried saving a space next to my dead car that needed a jump by standing in it during Winter and people would just pull in and slowly try to nudge me out of the spot. (my friend was on his way and only lived 10 min away)

[–]callipygian1 0 points1 point ago

if i want a parking space and there's only one and you're standing in it and won't leave it, fuck yeah i'll try to nudge you out of the spot, and if you don't yield to the nudge, i'll run over your ass.

[–]MisterSanitation -1 points0 points ago

Who said it was the only spot? It was at a Walmart. Why would you make such a specific assumption and then base your entire comment on it? Why waste your time?

[–]callipygian1 -2 points-1 points ago

because i've had the experience, one too many times, of trying to park outside a club where someone is standing in the space trying to save it for their friends, and guess what? their friends will just have to drive around looking for another space, that's what.

[–]MisterSanitation 1 point2 points ago

I would agree that you've experienced that one too many times if you feel you have to vent to a random unrelated commenter on some thread. Sounds like you got a lot of built up anger on parking spaces. It's time to move on man.

[–]silent8 -1 points0 points ago

What the hell is your mom driving the short yellow bus