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[–]thesomedude777 114 points115 points ago

Most of the shit on facebook today:

not sure if april fools joke, or really just that stupid

[–]Dyamalos 36 points37 points ago

I think most people forget the idea of an April Fools joke is for it to be believable enough to trick someone. Most of what I've seen today is obviously fake.

[–]mavriksfan11 6 points7 points ago

Yes! Like the Chik-Fil-A steak filet sandwich. Obviously a prank! To make matters worse, they posted 70 or something pictures of the cows replacing the sandwich with a chicken sandwich and trying to get people to pay no attention to it, as of we didn't already get it.

[–]dillamatic 5 points6 points ago

And they aren't even open on Sunday!

[–]greatmousedetective -2 points-1 points ago*

CHIKINZ R GUD FEWD. I fucking hate those billboards. Yes, let us encourage our youth to write like morons.

[–]swimmydude 12 points13 points ago

You'd have to be a moron to even think any of that is correct spelling. It's a joke, have a sense of humor.

[–]FERRITofDOOM 1 point2 points ago

Damn right! That's what the internet is for.

[–]DICK_BREAKER 0 points1 point ago

Problem is that some of my friends have posted legit news and I don't know whether to believe it, though I'm pretty sure they're not lying .

[–]deja-vudeja-vu -2 points-1 points ago

I think most people forget the idea of an April Fools joke is for it to be believable enough to trick someone. Most of what I've seen today is obviously fake.

[–]tjean 2 points3 points ago

A friend of mine actually got engaged last night and no one will believe her because today is April fools. Half of me feels bad and the other half of me thinks it's hilarious.

[–]DharmaTurtleSC 0 points1 point ago

Idra?

[–]MilkyChocoxD 0 points1 point ago

The most overused April Fools joke is saying you're pregnant. It's spammed all over my facebook.

[–]i_am_also_high 0 points1 point ago

Facebook and April Fools. Two things to be skeptical about for sure. I treat all things with skepticism because all things are part of the universe, a big thing to be skeptical about for sure. I'm not sure about this whole existence thing. I think existence is playing an April Fools joke on US!

i am also high.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Cogito, ergo... NOT NECESSARILY SUM! Fuck! Ego death!

[–]xLoVeMeOrH8Me97x -5 points-4 points ago

wel ur dum if u cant figure it out, bUDDY!!!

[–]RedDaggerx -3 points-2 points ago

Negative karma, troll. Move along. Nothing to see here.

[–]JRWM -1 points0 points ago

Uh-ohhh, yours is negative too.

[–]AutummMan 26 points27 points ago

Happy Skepticism Day!

[–]ugart 4 points5 points ago

i'm going to steal this :)

[–]TheBlackHive 225 points226 points ago

Does anyone else think that the cupboard handles look like small bunny ears on fry? I always see this, and cannot unsee...

[–]CrazyShooter 187 points188 points ago

I hate you for making me see this.

[–]CrazyShooter 6 points7 points ago

Touche good sir. Upvotes all around.

[–]CronosDage 0 points1 point ago

You're* (just for spelling)

[–]killinmesmalls 43 points44 points ago

I love him for making me see this.

I like bunnies.

[–]stirling_archer 60 points61 points ago

You asshole. Upvoted so other people share my suffering.

[–]flushypoobar 28 points29 points ago

Hey you...yea you...fuck you....

[–]SF4L 50 points51 points ago

All fucking day because I'm Asian.

[–]LoudMimeDave 0 points1 point ago

How does your race affect the way you perceive Fry? Just wondering.

[–]Sigs 2 points3 points ago

The joke is that he is asian and that is how he normally sees everything. Slanted eyes, asian?

Damn, it's not funny anymore.

[–]TheMadMule -5 points-4 points ago

Never was.

[–]MobRule1997 0 points1 point ago

*Fwy

[–]Aww_Shucks 97 points98 points ago

HAHAHA, I CAN UNSEE IT!

SUCK IT, BITCHES

[–]filletsack 30 points31 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]pseudolobster 41 points42 points ago

 
  ∩ ∩
  ಠ_ಠ

[–]ledraps 7 points8 points ago

Don't be alarmed, it's just reddit

[–]filletsack -3 points-2 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Dracillynn 11 points12 points ago

Aw! SonofaBITCH! upvote

[–]Guitarable 2 points3 points ago

I could swear I saw him blink

[–]FromBeyond 7 points8 points ago

Motherfucker.

[–]TheBlackHive 3 points4 points ago

FromBehind

Motherfucker

[–]FromBeyond 1 point2 points ago

Man, that's definitely not the first time i've heard that one.

..Still makes me chuckle though :p

[–]Huge_Douchebag 1 point2 points ago

No way. In fact I think you are a piece of shit

[–]deja-vudeja-vu 1 point2 points ago

I hate you for making me see this.

[–]_PizzaShark_ 1 point2 points ago

cannot unsee

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

Well, I didn't. I still don't, but I didn't before, either.

[–]K4ntum 0 points1 point ago

Holy shit. I'm not surprised because of your comment, I'm surprised because I just noticed it for the first time before reading your comment, and thought "Nah, I'm probably the only one"

[–]Wanderlustfull -3 points-2 points ago

You motherfucker.

[–]Wethequeens13 -4 points-3 points ago

You fucker! I will never be able to unsee this now.

[–]camelCase47 -2 points-1 points ago

I can see it....now

[–]Teknik987 9 points10 points ago

I thout it was a .gif and waited...

[–]fallintrust 1 point2 points ago

"I'll wait for you forever .gif!!"

[–]Super_Furry_Monkey 6 points7 points ago

Well, I posted the same thing as OP yesterday. The result: 10 upvotes. It doesn't matter who gets there first.

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[–]Super_Furry_Monkey 2 points3 points ago

I never (EVER) thought I'd have to Google 'nigger ape'.

[–]Chairman_of_Reddit 0 points1 point ago

hey stupid_kike, I really like you. And i was wunderin', well...could I suck your cock dry? I just wanna gargle your balls a little bit. Maybe lick your grundle sweat, and eat your asshole. When I eat your asshole, though...make sure to let your bowels loose a little bit. Rimjobs are nothing without seasoning.....butt juice seasoning. I hope its cool if I then throw all that frothy concoction back into your mouth and then make out. Dude PLEASE...PLEASE LET ME TAKE YOU FATHOMS DEEP.

[–]Xeshema 0 points1 point ago

Oh my!

[–]killinmesmalls 2 points3 points ago

Hipster redditor.

Had meme before meme was cool.

[–]Original_Joe 7 points8 points ago

It feels as though the longer I gaze into those skeptical eyes the squintier they become.

[–]I_POTATO_PEOPLE 4 points5 points ago

So glad that this meme is being used properly again

[–]binaryechoes 1 point2 points ago

EVERY FUCKING DAY

[–]zhonathanreiss 3 points4 points ago

It's hard being asian.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Set alarm for 12.01pm; sleep through April fools day.

[–]illegal_people 2 points3 points ago

[–]Acidblack24 2 points3 points ago

Longest gif ever

[–]imhelping 4 points5 points ago

yeah, I'm high all day too

[–]spotty_drizzle 1 point2 points ago

This is excellent.

[–]madplayshd 1 point2 points ago

I spend the day in my sleeping bag, coding. Experienced 0 fools (except the reddit timeline).

[–]ifuckzombies 1 point2 points ago

This should be Wikipedia's background for today.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Tell me about it. My local grocery store had a sign out front that the debit and credit machines weren't working. Thought it was funny till I got to the cash and was told it wasn't a joke.

[–]gobstopper84 0 points1 point ago

I tried to get gas and got the same story. You mean April fools right? Nope we're really not taking credit cards. Are you in SF?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

No, I'm actually up in Ontario. I've shopped at that store for 10 years and debit/credit has never been down before, which is why I didn't take it seriously at first.

[–]JokeFlewOverMyHead 1 point2 points ago

When you use an image macro you're supposed to put words on it, typically at the top and the bottom. Sites that allow image macro creation do this for you.

[–]MozzyGaming 1 point2 points ago

You must be asian! :D

[–]floppybutton 1 point2 points ago

Maybe you just need glasses?

[–]randomviewer876 1 point2 points ago

I have seen this picture a thousand times

It does not need to be reposted.

Everybody has seen this fucking picture.

Apart from the joke being simply not funny, you need the context of the post title in order to find any value in it.

This type of reposting, in my opinion, is really, really dumb, and should be banned.

I hate how there is only a 3% majority actually enjoy this shitpost.

[–]Softkore 0 points1 point ago

So very, very true.

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[–]I_POTATO_PEOPLE -1 points0 points ago

Not sure if... o rite

[–]Scarfacekillah7 0 points1 point ago

And they just don't get old....

[–]emity 0 points1 point ago

Fry has two horns so he can stab people. Like a fork.

[–]chrispiracy_theory 0 points1 point ago

Wow I never noticed it without the text but his eyes are crooked.

[–]CrackpotGonzo 0 points1 point ago

I avoid Facebook on this day.

[–]bitch_wizard 0 points1 point ago

Thats it. I think we can close the internet for today.

[–]ugart 0 points1 point ago

been fooled more than once today...

[–]cheesefan 0 points1 point ago

I bet you waited a full year to post that

[–]SynthPrax 0 points1 point ago

Day of the Trolls!

[–]Bbayam 0 points1 point ago

So, they posted grades for my physics exam today, and it says I got 100%. This is exactly how I feel.

[–]e_falk 0 points1 point ago

Mom came in and just told me that my step dad backed into my car while leaving the driveway. Thought it was an april fools joke. It wasn't. Fml

[–]NotVerySmarts 0 points1 point ago

EVERY DAMN NIGHT!

[–]BarryFromEastenders 0 points1 point ago

It was very sunny today

[–]EndLegend 0 points1 point ago

I did this to this post because I did not see a pic.

[–]Wildf1re07 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if GIF

Or phone not working properly

[–]akmjolnir 0 points1 point ago

I can't wait to punch you in the face.

[–]walgman 0 points1 point ago

I had the day off after an hour of out of control ness.

[–]illegal_people 0 points1 point ago

[–]WikiSaya 0 points1 point ago

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

Finally, a great use of Fry.

[–]wetglove 0 points1 point ago

Don't ever do anything important on 1st April.

[–]OobiDoobKanOobi 0 points1 point ago

Most of r/trees are like this all the time, man

[–]Snackadoodlepop 0 points1 point ago

Well I was here all day investigating some of what was posted...

[–]A_A_M 0 points1 point ago

I haven't participated in April Fools since 7th grade neither has any of my peers. I fell like I am missing out.

[–]john_stapletron 0 points1 point ago

not sure if gif and going to move, or just a picture

[–]Wetmelon 0 points1 point ago

Bazinga!

[–]SaltedMeats 0 points1 point ago

Haven't had my eyes checked in 12 years. Driving at night is scary. I look like .jpg all day.

[–]digahole85 0 points1 point ago

you're Asian?

[–]CCurt121 0 points1 point ago

It's better to just not go inside. Not like you can get off of Reddit, anyway

[–]V1etnan 0 points1 point ago

I'm asian, welcome to my life. ;)

[–]graepphone 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if asian, or skeptical.

[–]beedogs 0 points1 point ago

At least the worst day of the year on the internet is finally over.

Fuck April 1. You weren't funny the other 364 days of the year; you won't be funny today either.

[–]officiallyjonah 0 points1 point ago

dude me too. allergy season started early....

[–]TheCodexx 0 points1 point ago

Meh, nobody does hardcore pranks anymore. This is why I rarely participate in April Fool's Day anymore. Either a bunch of people spend a lot of time very confused/believing something untrue and end up with their minds blown when they find out or it's not worth doing. Stuff people do anymore just feels like cheeky sarcasm than an attempt to actually fool anyone.

[–]sir_joe_cool 0 points1 point ago

I think you might need to get some glasses.

[–]AngelusMortis 0 points1 point ago

trees strike again

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying 1 point2 points ago

I got my boss fired last night. I wonder if he's thinking the same thing. Haha, yeah as if motherfucker...

[–]Hart_Les 6 points7 points ago

Since no one else will ask, what happened?

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying 4 points5 points ago

I Bartend in a restaurant. This is just for the sake of having background info.

Asshole boss hires a new girl. 2 months later he begins fucking her and asks me to keep it secret. I kept it secret until it affected the business. New girl is a waitress and can't wait tables for shit. Asshole boss waits half of her tables for her when it's busy. Fine, whatever.

Asshole boss puts new girl (fuck buddy) on the best shifts. She get's Thursday night, Friday night, Saturday night etc... Meanwhile the other servers who are strong in their positions (and have seniority) get the crappy shifts like lunch and Monday night dinners. They were being punished for not opening their legs.

I opened my mouth and let the staff know what the deal was. As you could imagine, they were pissed.

Long story short, Friday night was busy and Asshole boss pissed a bunch of staff members off. He then got into a serious altercation with a cook who came inches away from beating his ass. The two went outside for about 15 minutes in the middle of peak hours and cussed each other out. The following day upper management and owners wanted the details of said event. One by one each person was asked to give their account of what happened. In addition to that, they told the big bosses about the sexing and conflict of interest (we don't have a policy on relationships). The servers and I pretty much said "if you don't fire him, we will all pick a day to not show up for work and you will be forced to close until you hire and train a brand new staff". They got the message and fired asshole boss.

[–]Iamthebossofyou 10 points11 points ago

Damn you. I just wanted to get laid.

[–]Uknowme4mnowhere -1 points0 points ago

It's April Fools day http://i.qkme.me/1d1f.jpg

[–]learn_after_reading 1 point2 points ago

Joke's on you; I don't trust anybody anyway.

[–]I_POTATO_PEOPLE -4 points-3 points ago

thatsthejoke.png

[–]Gooberpatrol66 -1 points0 points ago

Can't tell if reference to April 1 or having a Futurama marathon...

[–]Aston_Martini -3 points-2 points ago

http://yfrog.com/nu7zfohj

Apologies for posting a yfrog link

[–]imatell -1 points0 points ago

a friend called me around 09:00 am..to drink some coffee with him,so i said yes, i got up saw the calendar...it was april 1st:not sure if trolling, or saying the truth:D

[–]adrienne321 -2 points-1 points ago

this goddamn post got 132 comments. STUPID