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[–]Enharmonic 112 points113 points ago

I like the emu that struts into the frame at the end, it's got mad swagger.

[–]Squishpoke 5 points6 points ago

It's almost as if it were planned...

[–]I_Am_Dragonfly 11 points12 points ago

Came here to say this. Made me forget what the gif was about in the first place.

[–]eddymurphyscouch 1 point2 points ago

I was gonna say 'terrifying' but 'mad swagger' will do.

[–]vsal 74 points75 points ago

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Fuck you.

[–]sardonicsheep 4 points5 points ago

Somebody please add this to the .gif

[–]Jizzworthy 26 points27 points ago

[–]Tuth 36 points37 points ago

COMIC SANS, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[–]Letherial 8 points9 points ago

He's an ass.

[–]THEREFOREiEXIST 3 points4 points ago

close_enough.jpg

[–]googie_g15 3 points4 points ago

That gif is certainly not Jizzworthy.

[–]Jizzworthy 2 points3 points ago

Tradeoff.

[–]lit0st -3 points-2 points ago

adding words makes it funnier

[–]cdweller0 181 points182 points ago

THIS IS SYDNEY!

[–]ruskeisniper 29 points30 points ago

i thought it was remi

[–]Igosuki 8 points9 points ago

now you know where the prank comes from.

[–]Uknowme4mnowhere 83 points84 points ago

No, this is ba-na-na http://imgur.com/U7WPK

[–]Red_Woody 12 points13 points ago

That was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S

[–]Baldish 15 points16 points ago

That Shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S

FTFY

[–]Red_Woody 10 points11 points ago

I didn't want to go full on Holla Back Girl.

[–]gordofrog 11 points12 points ago

Cause you ain't no holla back girl?

[–]TestAcctPlsIgnore 4 points5 points ago

You never go full retard

[–]Red_Woody 3 points4 points ago

[–]filletsack 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]IM_NOT_KARMANAUT 2 points3 points ago*

That was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Do people actually say this? I thought it was something that Gwen Stefani made up.

[–]Red_Woody 3 points4 points ago

That's where I got it from. No one else but her has ever used it.

[–]filletsack 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]rocketman0739 3 points4 points ago

No, this is Patrick, mate.

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[–]SpitefulMoose 1 point2 points ago

That thing looks stoned.

[–]lost_trilogy 49 points50 points ago

This is the rare Trollaroo.

[–]googie_g15 32 points33 points ago

No, Trollaroos are much larger. I believe this is a Trollaby.

[–]lost_trilogy 4 points5 points ago

It still hasn't undergone trollvolution.

[–]morpheousmarty 1 point2 points ago

poketroll, pocket trolls.

[–]lost_trilogy 0 points1 point ago

Gotta troll 'em all.

[–]Johnofthewest 1 point2 points ago

Arguably not that rare either.

[–]TimonBerkowitz 74 points75 points ago

He learned it from watching us

[–]Squirrel_Nuts 47 points48 points ago

Moment in particular.

[–]bigsz 7 points8 points ago

Remi is a force of awesomeness.

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure his smoke bomb in the military truck got him some lengthy jail time. There is little about it except some stuff I translated from french of his facebook page. Something about a welcome back party.

[–]Logical_Psycho 18 points19 points ago

Video for those interested.

VIDEO(Youtube)

Although not much longer than the gif.

[–]HAVE_A_CHILL_DAY 2 points3 points ago

Thanks, the gif doesn't work on my phone

[–]Plenty_Of_Goodybags 14 points15 points ago*

I like how the Emu slowly strides into view like he's about to say "Welp, there we have it folks. Humans can keep the kangaroo out of the wild, but can't keep the wild out of the kangaroo."

[–]RattsWoman 7 points8 points ago

In an Australian-accented documentary-style voice, right? Because that's what I heard in my head.

[–]Plenty_Of_Goodybags 3 points4 points ago

Pretty much an australian accent with a david Attenborough sort of smoothness to it

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

So Geoffrey Rush?

[–]jofish09 12 points13 points ago

He's just copying Remi Gallard

[–]AngryEnt 20 points21 points ago

Kangaroos and Koalas are known to be assholes. Any Aussies that can back me up on that statement with personal experience?

[–]frululu 15 points16 points ago

I was trying to pet the kangaroos in Australia Zoo and they just kept running away whenever I reached out. Made me feel like a leper.

[–]potodds 16 points17 points ago

We have them here too. They are called CATS.

[–]Picknipsky 3 points4 points ago

Those are the North American O'Possums.

We dont have those down under. We have Possums which are much cuter but seriously dumb. Endangered in Australia, an introduced pest in NZ, we use them as moving speed bumps while driving.

[–]Always_Leaves_You_Ha 0 points1 point ago

Only a few subspecies are endangered, the common possum population is thriving.

[–]mrderpington 5 points6 points ago

Kangaroos are well known for drowning dogs.

http://www.kangaroo-protection-coalition.com/kangaroos-dogs.html

Kangaroos are good swimmers and if danger approaches, they won't be afraid to look for safety in the water and if a dog follows it into the water, the kangaroo can use its forepaws to hold the predator under water and drown it. There are many reliable reports of kangaroos killing dogs this way.

[–]adaminc 4 points5 points ago

We have a rare hybrid Kangaroo here in Canada, it is called the Polkaroo, he isn't an asshole, but he likes to play games!

[–]Uncomfortable 8 points9 points ago

No! You mustn't speak of him! I've heard that if his name is uttered three times within one Canadian Hour, he will return to devour the souls of the children he once filled with delight.

[–]ajrw 8 points9 points ago

How long is a Canadian hour anyway? 22 minutes?

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[–]gordofrog 0 points1 point ago

Well the time economy ain't so hot today either.

[–]googie_g15 0 points1 point ago

Polkaroo.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Polkaroo

[–]SHFT 0 points1 point ago

POLKAROO!

[–]SHFT 0 points1 point ago

... now what?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Well... it says he'll return. I guess it didn't say WHEN.... o.0

[–]AngryEnt 3 points4 points ago

We ride at dawn.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

we few, we happy few, we band of ruthless bastards

[–]OnlySpoilers 4 points5 points ago

i was totally convinced that a polkaroo was a real animal.

[–]JesseMckaneWilson 2 points3 points ago

they're wildlife, fluffy and cuddly-looking yes, but wildlife none the less.

[–]sydneygamer 2 points3 points ago

Koalas are too apathetic to be assholes. And kangaroos have nuts the size of golf balls, so you don't question them.

[–]Evendim 2 points3 points ago

Kangaroos can and will kill you. This one is a small Eastern Grey so can be relatively harmless, but a Big Red Kangaroo can get up to 3 metres tall, and have 2 - 3 inch claws. They can literally gut you with one kick - if the kick hasn't already broken your spine.

But at least you see them coming most of the time, unlike Koalas, they be dropping from a height.

[–]Quibblator 1 point2 points ago

I see them as lazy good for nothings. Teeing off at my local golf course you have to play around them, sometimes the sound of striking the ball gets them off the fairway but mostly they don't give a single fuck.

[–]Abomonog 0 points1 point ago

Well, if there is one thing I do like about living in America, it is the fact that at least our wildlife doesn't play practical jokes on you. I think being the butt of some creatures amusement might disturb my well being a bit.

[–]MjrJWPowell 0 points1 point ago

[–]schoocher 21 points22 points ago

Hmmm...

Trolled by a Kangaroo. Photobombed by an Emu.

If you could've fit a cat in there somehow, you'd have a reddit trifecta.

[–]Maggeddon 0 points1 point ago

the unholy trinity...

[–]ab_baby 5 points6 points ago

No, the unholy trinity is two guys and a girl.

[–]Maggeddon 4 points5 points ago

That's a devil's threesome in my town...

[–]Squalor- 7 points8 points ago

A kangaroo's kick can fuck you up. Don't mess with kangaroos.

[–]tornadosgoOMNOM 12 points13 points ago

what the fuck is that giant creature that appears toward the end?

[–]SparklesMcGee 16 points17 points ago

Emu I think.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Emo Emu are just the worst type of people.

[–]Pravusmentis -1 points0 points ago

Cassowary perhaps, they live in oz

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cassowary

[–]ZeGermans750 5 points6 points ago

emubombed

[–]GeneralWarts 2 points3 points ago

Kangaroos can't be that stealthy can they? You'd think he'd be a little less comfortable with a large wild animal quickly removing his only direction for staying dry.

[–]choaticwhisper 4 points5 points ago

Scumbag kangaroo! Steve's pet.

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[–]googie_g15 4 points5 points ago

[–]ENKC 0 points1 point ago

Eel you are not a kangaroo. You don't even have legs.

[–]The_other_Aphex_twin 3 points4 points ago

[–]Insomniac7 4 points5 points ago

Happy Birthday to the GROUND!

[–]mitters 3 points4 points ago

OK Reddit, who's going to edit this so the guy then gets eaten by a croc? (after all this is Australia!)

[–]mikmiknstef 3 points4 points ago

ahhh, so that's where Remi Gaillard got his inspiration...

[–]StickyBunz1 5 points6 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
How cute 2coms 22pts 23hrs funny
Oh, my best friend who is sitting beside me, you didn't do your homework either? Better you than I. 1com 0pts 5dys gifs
Kangaroo troll 27coms 169pts 10mos gifs
Kangaroo WIN 2coms 15pts 5mos gifs

source: karmadecay

[–]Venkerman 2 points3 points ago

[–]sonovel 2 points3 points ago

This was selectively edited. One second after the end of the video a dropbear slammed into the ground right where he was. The marsupial is a true hero.

[–]WolfNippleChips 1 point2 points ago

And this is why you eat roos.

[–]sadilikeresearch 1 point2 points ago

If this happened to me, I wouldnt be having fish for dinner that night. I'd be having that damn kangaroo

[–]hot97andblunts 1 point2 points ago

What was that alien looking thing at the end?

[–]bob-leblaw 1 point2 points ago

Like my grandfather used to say, "Never turn your back to a jumping-in-place kangaroo."

[–]Doug_is_fresh 1 point2 points ago

That looks extremely painful.

[–]dactyif 1 point2 points ago

This is only funny because its old, these days he'd probably have a $600 smart phone in his pocket.

[–]pocahummus 1 point2 points ago

damnit kangaroo jack!

[–]vagrantwade 1 point2 points ago

Old, and you probably just saw it on http://animalsbeingdicks.com/

[–]leochaisson3 1 point2 points ago

never trust a kangaroo

[–]dj_drogba 1 point2 points ago

That bird at the end should be given a rageface/trollface

[–]brigodon 1 point2 points ago

Well, Remy is looking rather fetching these days...

[–]thekenturner 1 point2 points ago*

Remi gaillard does it better :)

[–]carolusrex 4 points5 points ago

"That should teach you not to be standing around being all human and shit. Got it, bitch?"

[–]Quantumform 2 points3 points ago

Dude, 99% of kangaroos are total assholes. That's why I eat kangaroo meat.

[–]bestbeforeMar91 6 points7 points ago

Kangaroo assholes don't sound very appetizing.

[–]Always_the_gentleman 1 point2 points ago

Actually, kangaroo arsehole is considered quite the delicacy. Simply saute a hat full of arseholes with some butter, garlic and lemon zest.

[–]Quantumform 0 points1 point ago

It's amazing! But then again I like game meat. It's ridiculously tender for such lean portions.

[–]hhmmmm 3 points4 points ago

also kangaroos don't produce methane, so are much more environmentally friendly to farm for mean and a very viable possible replacement for cows.

How does it taste?

[–]lynnangel 0 points1 point ago

Kangaroo jerky is fucking awesome!

[–]Level_99 1 point2 points ago

I really enjoyed that ostrich or whatever it was that creeped into the shot at the very end of the gif.

[–]H08835 1 point2 points ago

I could watch this all day.

[–]KobeGriffin 1 point2 points ago

This is why I love eating meat.

[–]drunken1 1 point2 points ago

I love how the kangaroo just stands over him like 'Thats right. What you gonna do now?'

[–]KatzfromKatzmotel 0 points1 point ago

At least he wasn't bitten and got rabies.

Dogs tend to do that.

[–]divinesleeper 0 points1 point ago

Ah, the ol' reddit kangaroo.

Wait.

[–]gunstar69 0 points1 point ago

Watching this makes me feel like making kangaroo burger out of this jerk.

[–]LucifersCounsel 0 points1 point ago

This is a deleted scene from "Skippy saves Timmy from Drowning".

[–]thebryton 0 points1 point ago

Weren't you just on the front page yesterday?

[–]acet1 0 points1 point ago

You know what they say. "Never trust a kangaroo."

[–]hhmmmm 0 points1 point ago*

here is how you prepare to fight a Killeroo...

[–]Ho_chi_minh 0 points1 point ago

the water is full with crocodiles

[–]thebruce22 0 points1 point ago

What an Aus-hole!

[–]dutchrage 0 points1 point ago

Remi Gaillard?

[–]chantistar 0 points1 point ago

I went to Australia when I was in kindergarten and got to pet a kangaroo. Good times when I was 5.

[–]TheRedViper 0 points1 point ago

April fools!

[–]Nick700 0 points1 point ago

I had to check if this was posted to t/1990s/

[–]CreeperStuff 0 points1 point ago

dat bitch fell in the water

[–]phpalpha 0 points1 point ago

No croc?

[–]Squishpoke 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone explain to me why the fuck a Kangaroo would do something like that?

Poor human there was not posing a threat, and I see no practical benefit of kicking a human into the pond, except for kicks.

[–]stewa607 0 points1 point ago

That's awesome. Funniest thing I've seen in a while.

[–]that1soccerdude 0 points1 point ago

I would have gotten back up and attempted (keyword attempted) to whip its ass

[–]soilisav 0 points1 point ago

Kangaroo's are known to drown predators, dingos especially, if they feel threatened. Soooooo I hope that guys alright.

[–]SwoccerFields 0 points1 point ago

The Kangaroo's a jerk? no This "Kangaroo" is a jerk.

[–]stockmasterflex 0 points1 point ago

I can't think of an instinctual reason that the kangaroo would do this.

Anyone else?

[–]4umlurker 0 points1 point ago

remi is that you?

[–]ESagonow 0 points1 point ago

Kangaroos don't understand that the advent of cell phones has rendered this sort of activity un-funny.

[–]seriously_disturbed 0 points1 point ago

Scumbag Kangaroo

[–]CSG22 0 points1 point ago

[–]hellmaca 0 points1 point ago

Nathan's such a dick. Better than getting pissed on though.

[–]dogz_n_catz 0 points1 point ago

Kangaroos are major jerks. He is trying to murder that dude.

[–]trofficus 0 points1 point ago

that gif just gave me the urge to punch a kangaroo

[–]rwallin 0 points1 point ago

knight to pawn 4

[–]imadamnbear 0 points1 point ago

i fully expect an upside down [FIXED] link coming up soon

[–]acid_free 0 points1 point ago

You can't even be mad though.

[–]pmmckee 0 points1 point ago

[–]klg301 0 points1 point ago

I watched it several times to see if he had any hint or warning before the inevitable blow.

Conclusion: Guy is Oblivious. And Kangaroos are Assholes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

remi gaillard...

[–]98PercentChimp 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure I saw this on America's Funniest Home Videos with Bob Saget...

[–]Chafmere 0 points1 point ago

That's how Roos kill. Scary shit mate; kick you down and hold you under the water till you've drowned.

[–]RustyBumper 0 points1 point ago

APRIL FOOLS!

[–]_NOT_SARCASM_ 0 points1 point ago

Nope, Chuck Testa

[–]CABOOZE117 0 points1 point ago

BOP, DAAAANG

[–]RPTestDummy 0 points1 point ago

The sentience is strong with that one

[–]Andygoesrawr 0 points1 point ago

Australian animals are douchebags. especially the emus

[–]Ras_H_Tafari 0 points1 point ago

Thank goodness, you can't easily flip an animated GIF. No painfully unfunny 'FTFY' posts

[–]aliendItalia 0 points1 point ago

Does this remind anybody of Remi?

[–]Triton2 0 points1 point ago

Remi?

[–]Doctorwhoisawsome 0 points1 point ago

THIS IS SPARTA

[–]tweak4ever 0 points1 point ago

That was about as predictable as the fate of my ass if I ever go to prison

[–]ImmaturePickle 0 points1 point ago

I saw it coming but laughed anyway

[–]thiscoolusername 0 points1 point ago

Kangaroo Jack, your time has long passed.

[–]Guppy1975 0 points1 point ago

haha reminds me of my dad in law who got grabbed by a big red at a wildlife park and had the absolute shit kicked out of him while a busload of Japanese tourists photographed the whole thing.

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

Man, that guy got ROO-ined!

[–]LNMagic 0 points1 point ago

Guess what's on the menu.

[–]CaptainPower 0 points1 point ago

This thread made me increase my intake of kangeroo meat.

[–]NeedsRiotJuice 0 points1 point ago

I FUCKING HATE EMUS!!!!!

[–]officerha 0 points1 point ago

Best April fools prank.

[–]Hufftey 0 points1 point ago

Is...is that you, Brian? Yeah I think it is. Hi Bad Luck Brian.

[–]Its_me_Nick 0 points1 point ago

so in GIF form this is more than 6K upvotes funnier than the video version, which was posted 20 days ago? hmmm...

[–]Chewie316 -1 points0 points ago

This made front page? I saw this on Americas Funniest Videos when Bob Saget was hosting. It was barely funny then.

[–]lewok -1 points0 points ago

i would guess that it would suck more that he just got kangaroo kicked in his back, than falling in the water

[–]amiff -1 points0 points ago

I thought that giant rooster behind the kangaroo was going to set off a chain reaction. But it didn't.

[–]JakeonJake -1 points0 points ago

How couldn't he hear the boingiing as the kangaroo bounced up behind him.

[–]niXor -1 points0 points ago

DAT ASS!

[–]ihaveasupernicename 2 points3 points ago

LOL. How to be a jerk 101. This post alone made my day.