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[–][deleted] 635 points636 points ago

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That's from his show on FX.

[–]xlaxplaya 351 points352 points ago

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Truth. This didn't actually air on Fox News, for those wondering.

[–]CAPS_LOCK_USERNAME 138 points139 points ago

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Yeah, if anyone's wondering it was on his show and not Fox News.

[–]mcketten 137 points138 points ago

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Indeed - for your consideration I submit that such a segment was displayed on his show and ne'er on Fox News.

[–]evil_steve 198 points199 points ago

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I don't think I've 100% got it from these four, almost identical, comments. Are you people saying that this was in fact on his show, and NOT on Fox News?

[–]usually_sarcasm 176 points177 points ago

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No.

[–]Chullachaqui 74 points75 points ago

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From your username one can deduce that you are usually sarcastic, and now is no exception. Because you said "No", you actually implied "Yes", as if to say "Yes, this was on his show and not on Fox News."

[–]usually_sarcasm 111 points112 points ago

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Yes.

[–]sarcasm_rocks 90 points91 points ago

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I like your commenting strategy

[–][deleted] 27 points28 points ago

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I don't but I understand where he's coming from.

[–]Captain_Apathy 0 points1 point ago

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Meh, I could take it or leave it.

[–]ggg730 9 points10 points ago

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ok now i am not not confused

[–]USMCsniper 18 points19 points ago

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but was it really on fox news?

[–]Rradum 6 points7 points ago

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My brain!

[–]farcast 2 points3 points ago

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No meaning yes?

[–]ilikebluepens 1 point2 points ago

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no meaning circle

[–]tacobellassasin 6 points7 points ago

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its been confirmed by top men that this indeed NEVER aired on fox news. TOP MEN

[–]sirin3 6 points7 points ago

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Are you saying that Ben is Glory?

[–]JavaMoose 4 points5 points ago

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No, but France is bacon.

[–]ilikebluepens 1 point2 points ago

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yes, allen is in charge

[–]TheExtremistModerate 7 points8 points ago

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In actuality, it had been on his TV show on FX which, upon further investigation, seems to not be Fox News.

[–]Tenome 6 points7 points ago

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So are you saying that Louis CK's TV show on FX is NOT Fox News?

[–]drunkengeebee 2 points3 points ago

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However, both FX and Fox News are owned by News Corp. So might as well be the same thing.

[–]Tenome 0 points1 point ago

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So what you're saying is that Louis CK's TV show in which he is on Fox News is on FX which is basically Fox News, so he actually WAS on Fox News!

[–]QuaereVerumm 2 points3 points ago

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What do you mean "you people"?

[–]turdodine 8 points9 points ago

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BUT IT HAS THE FOX NEWS LOGO !

[–]lesslucid 8 points9 points ago

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Wait, I'm confused - was it on Fox, or wasn't it? I also need the thing about his show explained again.

[–]okmkz 21 points22 points ago

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Louis CK has a show on Fox News?

[–]turdodine 10 points11 points ago

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it certainly looks like it...

[–]turdodine 2 points3 points ago

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[–]johncorcoran 2 points3 points ago

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I would watch said show

[–]AlisonCreates 1 point2 points ago

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It's called Louis and you can find it on Netflix Streaming.

[–]cultcamp 2 points3 points ago

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Louie. Right spelling makes for easier searching.

[–]Araragi 1 point2 points ago

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Let's not.

[–]forcedtoreddit 0 points1 point ago

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So what you're really trying to say is...?

[–]BunnyPenny 2 points3 points ago

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Ahhhhh ok. I was going to say, it was kind of a dickish thing and I know he's not a dick, only in his stand up and show.

[–]EchoZol 0 points1 point ago

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But I love you.

[–]pillage 1 point2 points ago*

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To be honest I've seen way worse on the show that he is supposed to be on.

Red Eye Intros

[–]Septem 3 points4 points ago*

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From Louie? What episode? Thought I saw them all, can't remember this part.

[–]slartbarg 6 points7 points ago

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S2E08 "Come on, God"

[–]galpin 2 points3 points ago

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How is the show?

[–]baconator9000 7 points8 points ago

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Awesome. It can get kinda boring and may seem like nothing happens in some episodes, but there are some amazing and hilarious parts. He also does standup in the show (like Seinfeld) which is always great.

[–]cultcamp 4 points5 points ago

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It's not straight up funny. It's like Curb Your Enthusiasm without all the silliness. It's not a sitcom. It's not a mockumentary. There are no real plots and story arcs.

It's different. Good different.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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It's sometimes very grim, but in general it's pretty entertaining. The jokes in the beginning and end are usually the funniest part.

[–][deleted] ago

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[deleted]

[–]iamunderstand 11 points12 points ago

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TinyURL links make me twitchy.

[–]CptOblivion 6 points7 points ago

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you can always put preview.php?num= between tinyurl.com/ and the url number; this will bring you to a page that displays the actual link, and present you the option to turn on a cookie that takes you to that page every time you click on a tinyurl link.

[–]Charlievil 10 points11 points ago

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[–]MrWheelieBin 9 points10 points ago

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Real mature...

[–]Redditology101[!] 112 points113 points ago

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[–]USMCsniper 81 points82 points ago

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can i have the redtube link also?

[–]Hemmerly 22 points23 points ago

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You want to watch Louis C.K. masturbate?

[–]HughGErection 41 points42 points ago

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Yes.

[–]cant_be_pun_seen 6 points7 points ago

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Hugh! How ya been!

[–]Mr_Moosey 0 points1 point ago

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How Hugh been. cant_be_pun_seen, I am disappoint.

[–]HughGErection 0 points1 point ago

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I have been lurking :) how about you?

[–]OneRomaines 9 points10 points ago

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Dat mirrored image.

[–]baggier 1 point2 points ago

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"Thank you for coming"

[–]racergr 0 points1 point ago

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My "pleasure".

[–]racergr 1 point2 points ago

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European here, sorry to ask but: is this FX a US comedy show like the Onion or something? It must be.

Also, why are they talking about masturbation as if it something that only men do???

[–]Downvote_Sympathy 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure if mirrored because of April Fools or just weird upload.

[–]nomesky 3 points4 points ago

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It's mirrored so that it's harder for Youtube's automatic copyright protection mechanism to find it and report it.

[–][deleted] 101 points102 points ago

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Little does she know that her discomfort only arouses Louis CK more.

[–]revoopychris 54 points55 points ago

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Actually she asks him out.

[–]I_wwebsite 27 points28 points ago

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Yea, these few quotes take the conversation and point of the episode completely out of context.

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

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doesn't she ask him out to try to convert him and stop masturbating?

[–]perfectmachine 7 points8 points ago

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If I remember correctly, it was less insidious than that.

[–]Tattered 3 points4 points ago

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I'd take her on and change her perspective, if you know what i mean

[–]Subwayeatn 1 point2 points ago

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you poor poor man

[–]arienh4 1 point2 points ago

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I'm gonna masturbate and I'm gonna think of you and there's nothing you can do about it.

Then she said:

I hope you do think about me!

And he storms out.

[–]i_lick_my_knuckles 29 points30 points ago

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[–]victoryian 8 points9 points ago

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Is that Data?

[–]PalermoJohn 7 points8 points ago

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rape memes. hilarious...

[–]i_lick_my_knuckles 2 points3 points ago

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[–]IAMAGiraffeTrustMe 0 points1 point ago

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Aw don't run away.

[–]PalermoJohn 2 points3 points ago

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I'll sleep over it, re-read our whole mess and if I'm in the mood I'll write up a new reply. BTW, I had upvoted your root post (the one that guy replied to that I replied to) before we ever got into any discussion.

[–]IAMAGiraffeTrustMe 2 points3 points ago

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I don't really care about that, I'm still trying to understand your last analogy and how you made that leap of logic. Though I'm pretty sure the answer is: You have no idea what you're saying so you'd rather put words in my mouth.

[–]PalermoJohn 1 point2 points ago

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well then figure it out yourself and stop bothering me.

[–]sydneygamer 0 points1 point ago

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I trust him.

[–]OftenSarcastic 6 points7 points ago

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^ the stuff of nightmares, do not click!

[–]sydneygamer 1 point2 points ago

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[–]cowtippinmelonballs 184 points185 points ago

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Her reaction should be more like this.

[–]Elriond 116 points117 points ago

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I like how her face looks like in the last panel.

[–]ofirissmart 57 points58 points ago

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It's like a female version of the Okay Guy...

[–]Elriond 32 points33 points ago

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Actually, it is. :D

[–]PalermoJohn 4 points5 points ago

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seems like they figured that out 7 months ago

http://imgur.com/gallery/9mQIQ

[–]IAMAGiraffeTrustMe 0 points1 point ago

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Aw come back

[–]herpderp_roar 51 points52 points ago

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Why did that link made me download?

[–]Carl_Fucking_Sagan 10 points11 points ago

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WHAT IS GOING ON!?!?!?!

[–]herpderp_roar 8 points9 points ago

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[–]PalermoJohn 1 point2 points ago

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Htaccess

You can set your webserver up to force downloads of specific filetypes with some code in the .htacces file

<FilesMatch "\.(jpg|zip|avi)$" >
    ForceType application/octet-stream
Header add Content-Disposition "attachment"
</FilesMatch>

[–]torvalder 0 points1 point ago

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Now you got a virus!

[–]krulos 1 point2 points ago

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She reminds me of Reese Witherspoon's character in Election

[–]reg0ner 0 points1 point ago

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Not specific enough.

[–]HanAlai 2 points3 points ago

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New face?

[–]HelloAnnyong 9 points10 points ago

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It's from his show Louie.

[–]vembryrsig 173 points174 points ago

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reposted about five thousand times.

[–]Pooters 8 points9 points ago

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Welcome to reddit. A shit ton of people trying to justify reposts. I can understand front page 6 times or so but this has seriously been here 60+ times.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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Wait..am I the only redditor that hasn't seen every single post ever?

[–]GrinderMonkey 8 points9 points ago

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Yes. Yes, you are.

We are going to need to you work a little harder at this.

[–]Davey_Jones 50 points51 points ago

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May the OP burn for his heinous crimes against humanity. sarcasm

[–]Admiral_Sarcasm 47 points48 points ago

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Yes?

[–]Grehg 17 points18 points ago

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He has been summoned.

[–]PressureCereal 5 points6 points ago

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It is known.

[–]leshake 1 point2 points ago

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Khalesi

[–]Doctor_Loggins 4 points5 points ago

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I'm a doctor, and I'm beginning to doubt that this man is, in fact, an admiral.

[–]pterofactyl 5 points6 points ago

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I'm a dinosaur and in beginning to doubt your doctorate in logging

[–]ilikebluepens 2 points3 points ago

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I'm a bluepen and In beginning to doubt your pterofactlyness

[–]StopBeingLazey 8 points9 points ago

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[–]soldoutactivist 2 points3 points ago

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You're a good citizen.

[–]Ubuntaur 0 points1 point ago

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Why is it horizontally flipped?

[–]RC1309 2 points3 points ago

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to prevent copyright issues

[–]twerq 2 points3 points ago

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To get around YouTube's content identification stuff

[–]Ubuntaur 0 points1 point ago

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That's what I was thinking, but wasn't totally sure. Thanks.

[–]Deadhookersandblow 0 points1 point ago

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In the end of the clip she says "I hope you do think about...". Can someone complete it?

[–]SomeKindOfSomething 0 points1 point ago

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"I hope you do think about me. I hope you think about what I said. That's exactly what I want."

[–]judgewooden 0 points1 point ago

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"everything I've said!”

[–]nejaeden 13 points14 points ago

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her acting was incredibly terrible

[–]jeffoskippy 24 points25 points ago

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Pretty much a guaranteed +400 karma whenever this is posted.

[–]biiko 13 points14 points ago

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Who gives a fuck about other people's karma? Have you really felt different about someone after finding out how many Reddit points they've amassed?

[–]YouTastyFrostedFlake 6 points7 points ago

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So you won't mind when I give the command to my army of Oompa Loompas to downvote the SHIT out of each and every one of your posts.

[–]atroxodisse 7 points8 points ago

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If you won't use the Oompa Loompas for their intended purpose I will take them away from you. -dad

[–]YouTastyFrostedFlake 4 points5 points ago

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I hit "show parent" and you didn't pop up.

Somebody's got some explaining to do.

[–]Donitsu 2 points3 points ago

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He's an orphan :(

[–]TheoQ99 1 point2 points ago

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It's showing over 1200 now. I am sorely disappointed in you reddit.

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[deleted]

[–]cerealb0x 7 points8 points ago

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Heather Graham already looks like a young Heather Graham

[–]apullin 5 points6 points ago

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[–]nbomb220 27 points28 points ago

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HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES

HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES REDDIT

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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[–]revrend_ 5 points6 points ago

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Oh, I see you like Louis CK...

Please, post the most reposted Louis CK pic ever.

[–]HootieWithBlowfish 6 points7 points ago

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I've seen this picture get 1000+ karma a dozen times. I'm just going to post it twice a day from now on.

[–]mattlohkamp 3 points4 points ago

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Whatcha gonna do with all that karma, all that karma inside... your... storage-receptacle-that-rhymes-with-karma?

[–]HootieWithBlowfish 1 point2 points ago

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Farm-a?

[–]mattlohkamp 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. That will do nicely.

[–]grimsomn 2 points3 points ago

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I missed the original post, good thing there are reposts

[–]BluelovesSC 1 point2 points ago

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How many times has this been posted on reddit in the last 6 months...

[–]GhostlyGirl 1 point2 points ago

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I think the best thing for this girl to do is point out that spite masturbation to a stranger who you disagree with on principle for the express purpose of making them uncomfortable from a large distance is not the healthy activity he's making it out to be.

[–]Patorama 1 point2 points ago

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It seems like whoever created this image really didn't understand what was going on in the episode. They wanted to make Louis CK come off as the winner in this exchange, but really he gets flustered by the Christian chick, throws a fit and walks off the show. Louis writes his show very carefully so that he is usually the asshole in most situations.

[–]bobjoe177 1 point2 points ago

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so FX is short for Fox News?

[–]Mitz510 1 point2 points ago

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Louis CK: Comedian, Masturbator, Repost

[–]booyabojangles 1 point2 points ago

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Downvote for so many reasons

[–]WilsonHanks 8 points9 points ago

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"Go watches us have sex?"

"God watches all of us."

"So we're like porn for god. He probably watches us and masturbates."

[–]stonetalon 2 points3 points ago

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wow, this must be at least the fifth time i've seen this on reddit...

[–]jimsaysdoitthisway 13 points14 points ago

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I've never seen it before.

[–]BaconOverdose 6 points7 points ago

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Welcome to reddit.

[–]theinternn 0 points1 point ago

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redditor for 2 months

[–]Brandoyopie 1 point2 points ago

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Do some people enjoy this post so much they'll upvote it to the front page for like the 50th time or are there enough redditors that are actually seeing this for the first time? If its the first one my mind has been blown.

[–]bwana_singsong 1 point2 points ago

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can't speak for everyone, but I personally had never seen the clip before. I don't have TV, and I don't spend that much time on reddit. some things are just going to be new to me. Downstream, there's some fellow who had never even heard of Louis C.K., which is a bit more amazing.

[–]R99 2 points3 points ago

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I thought her name was Ellen Fapper, IT WAS SHOPPED?

[–]shitterplug 1 point2 points ago

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How is this shit not considered a picture of text?

Mods need to start enforcing that rule. This is neither original, or funny.

[–]TheExtremistModerate 3 points4 points ago

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I was with you until you added "or funny"

[–]demacish 0 points1 point ago

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And reddit strikes repost again

[–]meatwad1987 0 points1 point ago

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wait, did he really say that!?

[–]trinity_Omegalisk 0 points1 point ago

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lol, that chick's like mmm... ok.

[–]deaglebro 0 points1 point ago

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Hell I'd stop masturbating if I got to be with her.

[–]banang 0 points1 point ago

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i totally understand

[–]youknow_who_i_am 0 points1 point ago

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we need proof that this actually happens. for science of course.

[–]MistakenGenius10 0 points1 point ago

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You stopped at the funniest part! The next frame should be her quote, "I hope you do think of me."

[–]daftpunkrugger 0 points1 point ago

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Wasn't this on the front page like two months ago?

[–]alterbyme 0 points1 point ago

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The thing is though, he genuinely sounded sad when he said that line because of what she said earlier.

[–]Blitzwire 0 points1 point ago

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This is one of those reposts that do not get less funny over time. her downcast face of shame.. LOL

[–]HaiTharVin 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure this is a repost, but i don't even care, i love this shit

[–]macleod2486 0 points1 point ago*

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[–]R88SHUN 0 points1 point ago

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the whole point of this segment was that immediately after that she totally shit on him with a single question: are you happy?

[–]Illsavetheinternets 0 points1 point ago

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You might want to put this in /r/repost

[–]Mr_Godfree 0 points1 point ago

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This made front page last time.

[–]autisticwolf 0 points1 point ago

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Shakespeare, definitely.

[–]oakium9 0 points1 point ago

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I thought this was actually a brilliant episode. . .especially the elevator scene

[–]drajax 0 points1 point ago

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I do procliam, Louis C.K. is a god amongst men. Thus, he can masturbate whenever he wants due to god status.

[–]theSeanO 0 points1 point ago

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I don't care if it wasn't real, Louis C.K. is a legend.

[–]abridged64 0 points1 point ago

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is there anywhere i can see this clip?

[–]DanIsHere 0 points1 point ago

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The name of the show is RedEye. They do this type of thing quite often. It's actually an okay show.

[–]TKHC 0 points1 point ago

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[–]poserfinder 0 points1 point ago

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The look of sadness upon her face in the last panel: priceless

[–]fryingmarbles 0 points1 point ago

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[–]TomHanks12 0 points1 point ago

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is there any question that he is the best comedian out there

[–]FriskyBandit 0 points1 point ago*

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Never really found hi.m all that funny but that made me chuckle. Edit: That women is a fucking bitch.

[–]edmoney97 0 points1 point ago

I SEENT IT

[–]duchovny 0 points1 point ago

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There's a search feature. Use it.

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/search?q=Louis+CK+Masturbation

Downvoted.

[–]ramus85 -4 points-3 points ago

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[–]stoiQ 44 points45 points ago

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It's from the show Louie

[–]Scriptorius 9 points10 points ago

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Every damn time this is reposted someone has to come waltzing in to let everyone know this could be "fake" or ask if the girl is real.

Every. Damn. Time.

[–]Im_The_Table 12 points13 points ago

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Funny skit but the girl was a major weak link there.

[–]RapeHorn 5 points6 points ago

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Wow. That girl's acting was horrendous.

[–]LegHumper 19 points20 points ago

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Doesn't matter; still hot.

[–]reynej 3 points4 points ago

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Doesn't matter; still masturbated.

[–]sydneygamer 0 points1 point ago

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But she put a bag on my head.

Still counts!

[–]blandomink 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't matter; still Oh goadcsdfvjfs,admnvnscad

[–]BluApples -2 points-1 points ago*

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Why is it vertically flipped?

*Addendum: "Shakespeare definitely" from the interviewer made me lose my shit.

*Thanks for answering my question, Reddit!

[–]SentIntoExile 7 points8 points ago

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Mirrored. Horizontally.

Vertically would be upside down.

[–]sllewgh 2 points3 points ago

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won't be automatically detected as "copyright infringement"

[–]Apoffys 2 points3 points ago

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To circumvent an automated system for taking down copyrighted material.

[–]TheoQ99 -1 points0 points ago

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Oh look, lets repost this again and again and again. ಠ_ಠ

[–]raddat 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, OP used the least funny section from that scene. Thanks for shitting on Louie!

[–]SoulGlowSpray 0 points1 point ago

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Let the fapping.....BEGIN !

[–]Kotev 0 points1 point ago

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Ellen Fapper.

[–]HowYaGuysDoin 0 points1 point ago

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stilesart: Reddit user, Reposter

[–]DUDE_highfive 0 points1 point ago

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DUDE, good post high five