who's got wood

nodesofranvier · 5 months

So I have an uncle that's really into woodworking. I first saw this image near christmas time, so, I thought as a funny gift I'd buy him the book and put the caption on it. Come christmas he opens it, chuckles, invited me to his woodshop in the basement and showed me the copy of the book he already owned plus the sequel Understanding Wood. Apparently they are actually pretty good resources for people who do stuff like that.

TL,DR: Gave this to my uncle as a joke, he already owned and read this and the sequel.

BaronVonWeiss · 5 months

This is probably the most over posted image on the internet. Good day, sir.

44in313 · 5 months

This is so old I thought it was posted under one of the timeline subreddits.

Fallingdamage · 5 months

Ah, its the 'ol Identifying Wood picture. Guaranteed to show up on the front page every 45 days!

SmellsLikePoor · 5 months

Welcome to the Internet!

sonicbloom · 5 months

I prefer this gem.

cuscino · 5 months

if you look closely you can see that it is wood

thedevilyousay · 5 months

I don't see why someone whose profession is the identification of wood would need to wear a shirt and tie to do his job. If that was my profession, I'd be business casual all day long.

bodaciousbilly · 5 months

My dad has this book. It's not very thick.

People joke, but this is an actual thing. It's about distinguishing types of wood from each other at a glance.

hockeyfan_100 · 5 months

I've read this book. Hoadley is kind of a hero in wood circles.

Hal_Nein_Thousand · 5 months

Who's got wood?

Woody's got wood!

(NSFW audio)

matassa · 5 months

never seen this....... today

epmca · 5 months

i've never ever ever ever seen this meme a hundred times before.

Gigafortress · 5 months

Woah, good thing nobody's seen this before!

sheldonpooper · 5 months

This picture is so old, I'm starting to suspect he's actually identifying coal.

revrend_ · 5 months

Q: Who's got wood? A: Everyone else on 4chan who copypasta'd this long before reddit

treetrunk30 · 5 months

I have a professor named kevin wood, every time i have his class, i can say " IVE GOT WOOD!!!"

rolyat99 · 5 months

You can tell it's wood because of the way it is.

bitigchi · 5 months

It floats.

[deleted] · 5 months

I've seen this pic a hundred times and it still makes me laugh.

geoffacakes · 5 months

I've seen this pic hundreds of times and i still wooden believe its real!

BonerYNot · 5 months

I work for a diamond tooling firm, we get this magazine monthly and are in every issue. It's actually a great magazine that introduces new tooling, technology and new found exotic grains of wood.

PolarClybourn · 5 months

I was a in the forestry department for a couple years at university. I actually took this class.

Flamewall26 · 5 months

Welcome to the internet, come back when you're older than 13

RicoGrande · 5 months

He does

duchovny · 5 months

Downvoted like it should be.

trythemain · 5 months

It amazes me that in this day and age an image like this can still garner 500 karma.

noccusJohnstein · 5 months

I saw this (the real magazine) in a friends bathroom. Why it was the the bathroom, I have no idea.

bartlebythefilth · 5 months

Fantastic book. Suck it.

paullywog · 5 months

It's funny because I actually used this textbook last semester. Forestry students FTW

stellares · 5 months

Yep, it's a repost

RouseHouse1013 · 5 months

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
Yep, it's wood.	4^coms	10^pts	4^mos	pics
Yep, it's wood	24^coms	46^pts	9^mos	pics
The guide you can't live without.	11^coms	22^pts	1^yr	funny
Identifying Wood	8^coms	76^pts	1^mo	funny
Are You Sure About That?	2^coms	9^pts	13^dys	funny
Just gotta make sure it's wood...	1^com	2^pts	1^mo	funny